About Face. Forward March!
[QUOTE=StonesRoller69;3327329]Jesus, I thank you for not putting me in Florida with these macho douchebags who think their poster-child-for-alpha-males rhetoric is actually funny. And I have heard this exact quote before -- yawnnnn. -- from some egomaniac jarhead major I worked with who bragged about tracing his military family heritage back eight generations or some bullshit -- "I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom" -- who actually threatened me for doing my job and when I told him I had no problems rearranging his face behind the office building crumbled like a bridge made out of graham crackers. Fucking losers.[/QUOTE]Listen up, dip shit. We're glad you're not in Tampa, too, because we already have enough super retards in the gene pool and don't need you adding to it.
So, run along back home and let the grown ups talk because we sure as shit down give a fuck what some douche bag out of towner has to say about us. Parachute in somewhere else where your low IQ makes you look like a Forest Gump genius. Try Kentucky because we're already fucking plenty of your Tennessee women down here.
And that fucking macho shit bragging about how tough you are doesn't scare anyone here. We got big beer guts, poor hygiene, bad teeth, and worse attitudes towards some carpet bagging, illiterate, fuck stick who doesn't know the difference between Pinellas and pussy, Tampa and twat, or Hillsborough and Ho's, just because they start with the same letters. Did your spandex running gear squeeze all the brains out of your asshole last night or something?
So, fuck off or we'll put Gunny on you to square away your stupid ass.
Damn, you are even dumber than TeamCommando!
[QUOTE=LikeAll;3329189]I know a lot of dumb asses that have plenty of balls. I don't think a 'superior IQ' gives you brass balls. Asia Carrera is a member of Mensa, and take a look at how she fucked up her life (she doesn't have balls). If you don't know who she is google her name.
Admit it; TeamComando kicked your ass.[/QUOTE]Having balls refers to accepting my challenge, dumbass! And, as expected, he showed he has no balls, all hot air.
Learn to read AND comprehend.
Redundant Red Herring Right-Wing Retard Rhetoric
[QUOTE=TeamCommando;3330652]My dear SR69, I know you are completely infatuated with me but I just cannot reciprocate all the love and attention you continue to shower me with. I know it is difficult for you to accept that someone could reject you like I do, but please learn to live with it like an adult and not a petulant little child. No, means no. I am truly sorry to hurt your delicate little feelings.
Your continued manifestation of low self-esteem, lack of self-confidence, and diminished sense of self worth is quite evident, even to the most casual observer. This continued and obsessive need to over compensate for your shortcomings and "win" leads me to believe you have an extremely under-developed super ego that is unable to provide a much-needed emotional check on your I'd. This arrested emotional development and child-like behavior is troubling, if you are, in fact, an adult. For all I know, you may be a 14 year old child who has somehow gotten access to your parent's user name and password. In either case, I suggest you seek immediate professional help for your emotional and mental instability.
As for your pseudo-intellectual reference to Stephen Hawking, I enjoy "The Big Bang Theory" as well. So, I suppose given the previous observation of your mental condition and retarded growth, I completely understand how you would identify with the equally child-like Sheldon Cooper who idolizes Steven Hawking to the point of infatuated obsession. I do not find that particularly relevant for this forum since it is devoted to pussy. Something that the fictional character Seldon Cooper knows absolutely nothing about. I may be going out on a limb here, but I suspect that the real life Dr. Hawking is equally challenged in his knowledge of pussy. That may be something you two have in common even if both of you are "geniuses" according to some fake on-line IQ test website. I've never visited one of those sites and have no intention of doing so. The fact that you use that as a challenge just reinforces to me a sad attempt to substitute some dubious intellectual measurement to make up for your lack of experience or knowledge of real world pussy. Maybe you should go get some right after your next therapy session.
Useful reports about local pussy is what the members of this forum are interested in. You have nothing to add to that so, I'm sorry to have to inform you, but, that makes you quite irrelevent here. I know that is a strong blow to your ego but just accept it and move along. No one here cares how smart you are or think you are if you can't contribute in a meaningful way to them finding some good pussy or a decent blowjob.
If you had offered up a real challenge like fucking 3 different Florida girls in 3 different Florida counties in one day AND being able to prove it, I might have accepted just for the fun of it. That would have been a relevant contest of who has the best balls. LOL[/QUOTE]Blah Blah Blah. Diarrhea of the mouth ad nauseum. Just another tactic of the typical neanderthal shit-for-brains right-wing whack job, say a lot of shit that almost makes sense but is nothing but a diversion tactic away from the facts and real issues put square in your face because YOU "can't handle the truth. ".
FACT: You took it upon yourself to make it personal and attack me, so how can I possibly be the one obsessed with you?
FACT: You stated that I have a low IQ yet when challenged on who really has the lower IQ you folded like a cheap military tent and then blathered on about my "need to win" and what really proves who has balls. Need to win? I simply challenged you directly on what you stated about me – I. E. Prove it – but you failed miserably. All the bullshit you keep throwing out there doesn't, and will never, change those facts.
FACT: My reference to Stephen Hawking couldn't have been any more straightforward in simply being that you are no match for me in IQ (reminder, again, you brought up the subject of IQ). Going from that to concluding I identify with some Big Bang Theory character is just more evidence of your red herring nonsense. I have watched maybe a total of 15 minutes of that show to see what all the hype was about and see just how hot Kaley Cuckoo really is and it is just what I expected – a laugh-track laden steaming pile of stupidity that could only appeal to knuckle-dragging morons who couldn't find their ass with both hands. So, you couldn't be any more wrong even if you said Charles Manson is more of a humanitarian than Mother Teresa.
FACT: You found it necessary to remind me what this forum is about yet you have post after post after post filled with completely unrelated macho excrement that nearly everyone would agree does little to nothing to further that cause.
Why can't you stick to the original issues instead of firing away with your shotgun approach hoping something you say will be a hit? Oh yeah, I already answered that above. And I don't give a flying fuck how many STD-infested sluts you can bone in one day much less what Florida county of retards they are located in – I'm going to do what makes me feel good because I have no need to value my sexual encounters as some kind of competition so I can brag about my "manhood. " No one gives a rat's ass except for your equally pathetic, nutsack groping groupies on here.
You are a complete waste of space and a waste of my time. You can't back up a single thing you say but you think you can make people miss that fact by moving on to the next idiotic statement, then the next, then the next, as if you can keep the truth at bay by piling bullshit in, on, and all around it. Well, that may qualify you for a post in Trump's administration but you fail miserably in your attempt to bullshit someone with actual intelligence. As satisfying as it has been to absolutely and unequivocally rip you a new one as I have, I won't play your fool's game anymore. So, go ahead and have the last word. And prove even further every word I have just stated.
Hoisted on Your Own Petard
[QUOTE=StonesRoller69;3334119]Blah Blah Blah. Diarrhea of the mouth ad nauseum. Just another tactic of the typical neanderthal shit-for-brains right-wing whack job, say a lot of shit that almost makes sense but is nothing but a diversion tactic away from the facts and real issues put square in your face because YOU "can't handle the truth. ".
FACT: You took it upon yourself to make it personal and attack me, so how can I possibly be the one obsessed with you?
FACT: You stated that I have a low IQ yet when challenged on who really has the lower IQ you folded like a cheap military tent and then blathered on about my "need to win" and what really proves who has balls. Need to win? I simply challenged you directly on what you stated about me I. E. Prove it but you failed miserably. All the bullshit you keep throwing out there doesn't, and will never, change those facts.
FACT: My reference to Stephen Hawking couldn't have been any more straightforward in simply being that you are no match for me in IQ (reminder, again, you brought up the subject of IQ). Going from that to concluding I identify with some Big Bang Theory character is just more evidence of your red herring nonsense. I have watched maybe a total of 15 minutes of that show to see what all the hype was about and see just how hot Kaley Cuckoo really is and it is just what I expected a laugh-track laden steaming pile of stupidity that could only appeal to knuckle-dragging morons who couldn't find their ass with both hands. So, you couldn't be any more wrong even if you said Charles Manson is more of a humanitarian than Mother Teresa.
FACT: You found it necessary to remind me what this forum is about yet you have post after post after post filled with completely unrelated macho excrement that nearly everyone would agree does little to nothing to further that cause.
Why can't you stick to the original issues instead of firing away with your shotgun approach hoping something you say will be a hit? Oh yeah, I already answered that above. And I don't give a flying fuck how many STD-infested sluts you can bone in one day much less what Florida county of retards they are located in I'm going to do what makes me feel good because I have no need to value my sexual encounters as some kind of competition so I can brag about my "manhood. " No one gives a rat's ass except for your equally pathetic, nutsack groping groupies on here.
You are a complete waste of space and a waste of my time. You can't back up a single thing you say but you think you can make people miss that fact by moving on to the next idiotic statement, then the next, then the next, as if you can keep the truth at bay by piling bullshit in, on, and all around it. Well, that may qualify you for a post in Trump's administration but you fail miserably in your attempt to bullshit someone with actual intelligence. As satisfying as it has been to absolutely and unequivocally rip you a new one as I have, I won't play your fool's game anymore. So, go ahead and have the last word. And prove even further every word I have just stated.[/QUOTE]This is fun! I can do this all day just for the pure entertainment value of watching you sputter and stammer out an apopleptic response. I really hope that you don't slink away with your tail tucked between your legs like a child who has been scolded by the teacher. You can sulk and suck your thumb all you want, you'll get no redemption from me. I feel like a cat that has caught a pathetic little mouse. A plaything to toy with for awhile. You are a mere curiosity; an insect under a microscope to be examined and dissected; an experiment in a laboratory; nothing of value or consequence.
You came into our house spewing your vapid demagoguery, making it personal not just against me, but against all the members on this TAMPA forum. I did not seek you out, you highlighted yourself with your taunts and jeers. You swaggered in here with all the bluster and buffoonery of a school yard bully hoping to score a few points with your, "look at how tough I am" boasts and then followed up with, "look at how smart I am". At least when SouthCounty916 took a shot at me, he did so with some self-deprecating humility and humor; something you lack completely. I took that on the chin, acknowledged his insults, and praised his response. Even Chris5 knows how to trade a barb or two in a good natured way. They are relevant locals. You, however, are irrelevant. Your boorish posts only belie what anyone can see. That you are afraid and scared of being found out as a complete fraud; a phony; a charlatan; a shallow caricature of a man. Perhaps even a waste of bad human or animal sperm since I have no idea what bred your conception. Your prideful claims of a superior IQ may or may not be true. It matters not to me because despite your obsessive need to prove it, I don't really care. The more you whine about how smart you are, the more I believe it is just an illusion; a fantasy you have concocted to make you feel better about yourself. It seems to be your only point. Why? Are you that insecure?
Maybe you are some master monger in your home area. Then again, maybe not since your PQ is definitely low. By your own admission you haven't been getting any lately, except from your own two hands. That must be the only reliable form of sex you are capable of.
As for your alleged insights into my political persuasions, those gave me the best laugh. Laughing at you for thinking you were going to insult me with your own hypocrisy or that you had some true, meaningful insight into my beliefs? What's next, a few ethnic slurs? Perhaps you should stick to your safe zone, Snowflake. You'll find no sympathy here.
I suggest you go to the library and check out a few Jane Austen's novels (look her up if you don't know who that is). You would certainly benefit from her views. You can give us your book report later and expand on which characters you most resemble. I'd also give you some Charles Dickens (do you need to look him up?) recommendations but I don't want to overburden you with too many intellectual challenges. There is at least one of his novels that seems particularly relevant for you but I'll save that for a future life lesson.
I think the below says more about you than I ever could:
[QUOTE=StonesRoller69;3328382]I am God. I come to you in many forms -- Morgan Freeman, mongers, even providers (try not to think about that next time you are dreaming). As God, I DEMAND that you immediately supply me with the digits of your favorite provider. I'll be waiting. But not patiently.[/QUOTE]
