'Danger, Will Robinson, Danger', or 'The Dude Looked Like a Lady! '
Been on a bit of a roll lately, so feeling kinda 'frosty', I cruised down Pearl this AM about 7:00, looking for a couple of decent WSW's I've seen in the neighborhood lately. At about 40th and Pearl I spy a past-shoulder-length red head in skinny jeans walking south, with the traffic. After several attempts, I finally managed to coax her in to the car. Looked about 35-40, WSW with a fair complexion, glasses, nice ass and an interesting rack. Didn't want to return to my hotel, wanted to go to 'her place' only. (First red flag and a cardinal rule to break, especially on a first encounter).
Like I said, feelin' bullet-proof, so let the little man do all the thinkin'. She wouldn't negotiate a THING on the way in my car, either (second red flag). Got to her place, dark as hell, but at least she wasn't lying, she lived alone. Except for about 10 or 12 cats! When I asked for her to turn on a light she did so, but announced all she was willing to do was CBJ, and pulled out a raincoat. The little man man wanted oh so much, much more. But as I studied 'her' face in the light, it all came instantly into focus:
1) The overly large hands with the impossibly perfect and highly polished fingernails.
2) The too-good-to-be-true ass and tits on a 40 year old working girl.
3) The face that was beginning to look more and more like my 45 year old baby brother every second!
I said, 'You know what, this just isn't going to work for me', excused myself and slipped the hell out of there as fast as I could muster. Not a homophobe, just DEFINITELY not my thing.
In retrospect, I blame it all on turning over the entire 'thought process' to the little head; sometimes we just want to see what isn't really there, and ignore the reality of what IS.
A rookie mistake on my part, but something you can benefit from. Keep an eye out for this one!