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[QUOTE=TailHunter69;5921354]Let's see. High volume incall in the Bay Pines or whatever they're called off Venice Ave. Shares the location with an old woman and some other male. People constantly in and out including almost interrupting the date a few times. Kricket herself couldn't give a to-standard BBBJ to save her life. And she doesn't use lube for the kitty "because she's sensitive. " All around no skill and a headache to deal with. Also one of those who thinks she calls the shots. You can see her if you want to, but don't whine when you get shit service.[/QUOTE]Yup, that's sketchy enough to keep me away.

Also has the stinkiest of cats.

[QUOTE=ILoveTechh;5922297]Also has the stinkiest of cats.[/QUOTE]Nothing worse then a stinky cat!

[QUOTE=TailHunter69;5921354]Let's see. High volume incall in the Bay Pines or whatever they're called off Venice Ave. Shares the location with an old woman and some other male. People constantly in and out including almost interrupting the date a few times. Kricket herself couldn't give a to-standard BBBJ to save her life. And she doesn't use lube for the kitty "because she's sensitive. " All around no skill and a headache to deal with. Also one of those who thinks she calls the shots. You can see her if you want to, but don't whine when you get shit service.[/QUOTE]Good job my good sir.

[QUOTE=TailHunter69;5921354]Let's see. High volume incall in the Bay Pines or whatever they're called off Venice Ave. Shares the location with an old woman and some other male. People constantly in and out including almost interrupting the date a few times. Kricket herself couldn't give a to-standard BBBJ to save her life. And she doesn't use lube for the kitty "because she's sensitive. " All around no skill and a headache to deal with. Also one of those who thinks she calls the shots. You can see her if you want to, but don't whine when you get shit service.[/QUOTE]This is why I take what the Bradenton / Srq clan says with a grain of salt. I remember a year or so ago many positive reports on Kricket. I took one visit and immediately knew those reports were ridiculous. One and done for sure.

[QUOTE=ManateeFresh;5922997]This is why I take what the Bradenton / Srq clan says with a grain of salt. I remember a year or so ago many positive reports on Kricket. I took one visit and immediately knew those reports were ridiculous. One and done for sure.[/QUOTE]A review is one person's experience at time of seeing the provider. No need to bash someone's review due to yours being different.

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Saw this one the other day. Goes by Lindsey. Will not repeat.

Act 1 the HJ / BJ would be named fast and furious 12: blow jobs and blisters. Mechanical hard and fast with a lot of hand work.

Act 2 the FS I would name after the movies holes. Big enough to fit 2 people in and in the middle of a barren desert. She was so dry and when I put a finger in it went to my watch very easily.

I had opted for the hh got a 2 minute BJ. Thank for it wasn't longer might have given jr a rug burn. And within 3 strokes of penetration after finding spit to wet the Sahara she was asking if I was done.

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Saw this one the other day. Goes by Lindsey. Will not repeat.

Act 1 the HJ / BJ would be named fast and furious 12: blow jobs and blisters. Mechanical hard and fast with a lot of hand work.

Act 2 the FS I would name after the movies holes. Big enough to fit 2 people in and in the middle of a barren desert. She was so dry and when I put a finger in it went to my watch very easily.

I had opted for the hh got a 2 minute BJ. Thank for it wasn't longer might have given jr a rug burn. And within 3 strokes of penetration after finding spit to wet the Sahara she was asking if I was done.[/QUOTE]She wants the money but doesn't want to work hard to get it.

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Saw this one the other day. Goes by Lindsey. Will not repeat.

Act 1 the HJ / BJ would be named fast and furious 12: blow jobs and blisters. Mechanical hard and fast with a lot of hand work.

Act 2 the FS I would name after the movies holes. Big enough to fit 2 people in and in the middle of a barren desert. She was so dry and when I put a finger in it went to my watch very easily.

I had opted for the hh got a 2 minute BJ. Thank for it wasn't longer might have given jr a rug burn. And within 3 strokes of penetration after finding spit to wet the Sahara she was asking if I was done.[/QUOTE]First I'm sorry you had a shitty experience but I love that it didn't effect your sense of humor!!

I think all our reviews should be this insightful AND tied into a movie reference!!

Thanks for starting my day off with a laugh.

[QUOTE=Srq2018;5923139]First I'm sorry you had a shitty experience but I love that it didn't effect your sense of humor!!

I think all our reviews should be this insightful AND tied into a movie reference!!

Thanks for starting my day off with a laugh.[/QUOTE]I mean they are never going to be home runs all the time. If you get all pissy because of a bad performance by a woman you'll be pissy a lot in life. Rather just laugh it off and move on. It's not like I was an unsafe experience or there was a handler or bf or some shit. Just not a good lay. It happens. And you're welcome for the laugh.

[QUOTE=BigDSrq;5923278]I mean they are never going to be home runs all the time. If you get all pissy because of a bad performance by a woman you'll be pissy a lot in life. Rather just laugh it off and move on. It's not like I was an unsafe experience or there was a handler or bf or some shit. Just not a good lay. It happens. And you're welcome for the laugh.[/QUOTE]I've heard that if you haggle with her and a get a lower donation she gives a lower performance. I've gotten quotes allover the board from her. She once told me she would do a hhr outcall for 130 but did not sound happy about it so I passed. Also had a few people tell me she gives an outstanding BBBJ w / CIM. Think I will continue to pass on this one, she also goes by the name Jade but the real is Karrisa. She also has an extensive LEO background and some less than flattering Mugs LOL.

I lived in Sarasota back in 2014-2015 and there were a few amazing girls that I'd really love to get in contact with again. One went by "Precious" and had gorgeous blue eyes. One was Awesome Stephanie, who I'm sure mongers from back then know. And the other was a Korean / Asian chick but I can't remember her name. Are any of them still around?

[QUOTE=Aeroxly;5923774]I lived in Sarasota back in 2014-2015 and there were a few amazing girls that I'd really love to get in contact with again. One went by "Precious" and had gorgeous blue eyes. One was Awesome Stephanie, who I'm sure mongers from back then know. And the other was a Korean / Asian chick but I can't remember her name. Are any of them still around?[/QUOTE]I see on Erotic Monkey that Awesome Stephane has had reviews as soon as last month. I don't go on that site often but since she stopped posting a few years ago, she still gets reviews. I'm assuming she still provides service but either relies on old contacts or advertises on some obscure site. I had two experiences with her that were good but not that wonderful that I've tried to get back in contact with her. If she wants to be found I would give her a call cause I did enjoy myself. During that time of providers being better than the poor selection we see now, I found her a "B". In today market she would be an "A" for the service she use to provide.

[QUOTE=BobDm;5924071]I see on Erotic Monkey that Awesome Stephane has had reviews as soon as last month. I don't go on that site often but since she stopped posting a few years ago, she still gets reviews. I'm assuming she still provides service but either relies on old contacts or advertises on some obscure site. I had two experiences with her that were good but not that wonderful that I've tried to get back in contact with her. If she wants to be found I would give her a call cause I did enjoy myself. During that time of providers being better than the poor selection we see now, I found her a "B". In today market she would be an "A" for the service she use to provide.[/QUOTE]I heard she moved out of state years ago like Colorado ro something.

[QUOTE=Reaper400;5924231]I heard she moved out of state years ago like Colorado ro something.[/QUOTE]Don't know about the monkey reviews, don't think there new.

She's been with uncle in Texas if you know her last name you can look on a gov site and type in her name.

She doing 10.