Hey Max I just have to ask you my good gent.
[QUOTE=Max3232;1971048]The picture In the link Jag posted comes from some porn site last time I checked. The other pics on her ad come from other ads from different areas. Gentleman I've tried and tried with this one. Spoken to her a couple times over the phone asking for her to send me a proof pic with my name. She said yeah that's fine. Needless to say I never got one and it was nearly impossible to get her on the phone again. She seems very sweet on the phone. But that doesn't put me at ease. I've pretty much given up on this one. If anyone else has had any luck let me know. I doubt anyone has.[/QUOTE]I know I am going to catch some shit for this, but, you may know that every now and then, little P.S. Is in order. I don't know if your "kink" rolls that way or not. Rubbing one out now and then with a sexy chick via P.S. Is not a bad thing and may even save you a "Fistful of Dollars", if you will. Maybe if you were able to keep her on the phone long enough. LOL As of 4:40 pm today, I have not back heard from her either. Just tried calling her and got her VM that her "box" was full. So, Max my man, it looks like you have gotten a lot farther than the rest of us. And yeah, I am not surprised that the pics are photo shopped. LOL.
JaguarXF.
Persistence is a virtue I guess
[QUOTE=JaguarXF;1971073]I know I am going to catch some shit for this, but, you may know that every now and then, little P.S. Is in order. I don't know if your "kink" rolls that way or not. Rubbing one out now and then with a sexy chick via P.S. Is not a bad thing and may even save you a "Fistful of Dollars", if you will. Maybe if you were able to keep her on the phone long enough. LOL As of 4:40 pm today, I have not back heard from her either. Just tried calling her and got her VM that her "box" was full. So, Max my man, it looks like you have gotten a lot farther than the rest of us. And yeah, I am not surprised that the pics are photo shopped. LOL.
JaguarXF.[/QUOTE]Yeah man. I tried really hard with this one. I just couldn't make it happen. She just wanted the confirmation that I was going to see her and the address. Which I did not want to take the chance. That's why I asked for the pic and what not. Those pics are based out of northern Virginia where she usually holds mostly incalls. According to TER. I even tried calling that number that she has listed on their to see if she was really in Orlando to which I of course only got the response to a voicemail. I'll just mark this one as too good to be true and move on with my life. Maybe it's the little head still thinking but I don't think it's LEO because would they really be running an ad this long for an outcall. I would expect more of a bait and switch then LEO. But then again who knows. She's nothing more then a phone and pic tease to me at this moment. Ok I'm done venting. Good day gentleman.
A few reviews including new ATF
Guys I'm not new to the scene but new to posting. If I've broken etiquette here with my post just shoot me a PM and let me know what to avoid going.
Forward. Sr. Members I personally appreciate all of your two cents, they've added up and now I'm a millionaire mongerer. Here are a few of my most.
Recent dreams with the first being the best and my new ATF after one visit.
Kelsey or Kelsey180- [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/start-the-new-year-off-right-blonde-100realpics-24/9306827[/URL].
I dreamed of calling and texting Kelsey after seeing her posts for over a year. Best decision I've made in the infant stages of the year. WOW WTF was I.
Thinking by not calling her? She's real, she's the girl in the pics and she's everything that I've been hoping for since mongering day #1. She showed up on.
Time to decent hotel in tourist area. Nice man mades that look and feel real. She's not a GFE so probably not for everyone reading the post here. Was.
Greeted by a well dressed, and stunningly gorgeous blond who was girl in pics, actually she was better looking than pics. We went in room and donation wasplaced in open area 1.5. Got comfortable and chatted a bit, she shared she wasn't big on chatting too much on first meeting. She never tried upselling and.
Never misrepresented services offered. Once I realized what she offered and didn't offer I was good to go. Lots of mutual touch got the dream started.
Followed by a very coachable CBJ after flag pole had risen. Once the flag was ready to hop on the flag pole Kelsey mounted CG style. She then wanted somemish which started slow and deep and then turned into an all out pounding until winding down to a slow sensual grind and huge shot on goal. Just.
Speculation but menu could expand with more than one visit which I will be making and will report back on that front. More than happy with over all service and would recommend 100%.
Michelle / Flor (2nd visit) - rub gal off of 436, dreamed of meeting michelle just after thanksgiving this year and was happy with services so I thought I'the give it another shot. This time I was pleasantly surprised to be greeted in the lobby by Flor who was waiting for michelle to finish session. Flor was a little cutie.
So my second dream now included four hands. Price went up by $40 to add a second set of hands, love the flat rates and massage is actually good.
Dreamed that my session included a conversation about expanded menu which included BBBJ and Greek. Didn't exercise option on either but will return to.
That idea during my next dream. Clean and safe incall location with no upselling, definitely worth a visit for anyone looking to have a nice massage with no.
Hassle experience from nice girl. Next time I'm going to see Flor mono why mono and can't wait, she's a little gem and firecracker. Will repeat and would.
Recommend.
Michelle - [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/happy-new-year-specials-all-day-best-massage-check-out-28/8436559[/URL].
Flor - [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/treat-yourself-for-the-hollidays-with-a-very-talented-beautiful-costa-rican-30/8361503[/URL].
Tatiana. Saw her in summer and couldn't review until a couple of months later so I owe anyone who saw this chick based on my November review a HUGE.
Apology. Talk about downhill quickly, deterioration at its finest gents. Only thing worth a damn are the man mades but I'the rather dream with a blow up.
Doll.
She's definitely hooked on something and offers a rush, rush experience so she can get her fix. First time I dreamed of her I would have recommended but after December visit I would steer clear. Not worth the time or money even on my worst day.
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Morning WOOD and The Sexy Ladies at Park Avenue Spa
Like most big "cats" (is there a PUN here? LOL) the Jaguar wakes up every morning with major "wood", if you will. As lecherous, lascivious and licentious animals, we red. Blooded men seek pussy constantly and relentlessly. As I foraged through some BP ads this morning, I saw this ad from PAS and nearly "posted" some aboriginal "cream", if you will straight (or is it Peter North and high arcing "choad") into my morning coffee. I wanted to share this link with my brothers on the Board. I swear, Bill Gates and his 80 billion dollar fortune would have a hard time bankrolling repeated visits to this magnificent spa. Enjoy the link my brothers.
JaguarXF
[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=9484463&image=9686781[/URL]
Jeopardy Game: I Will Take, Name That Ass For 400 Dollars, Please.
I know these plump, heart shaped, mouth watering, corpus spongiosum turgidity, mounds of ass flesh could be photo shopped. But I don't really care. Some of them do look familiar indeed. Alexa at PAS, Emily at MBS, McKenzie, Lexi / Brandy, Lissette at MBS?? The list goes on and on and on. It is tough to tell sometimes between a providers real appearance and what they put on their ads. Jackie from MBS / Elite (formerly) has pics that look a lot like her. Seriously, though she is a bit thicker in person but still incredibly hot (and expensive! Gents, if you get a chance, run don't walk to PAS, Luxsa, Invigor8 or to Natalie, who is now independent. All of the providers at the aforementioned locations will take good care of you. Remember to be a true gentleman and "shower" before seeing a provider, if possible.
Good luck,
JaguarXF. [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=9484463&image=9686781[/URL].
So Much Fucking Pussy, So Little Time. Can Anyone, Please, Name These Asses??
Gentlemen (and management / providers and even fucking LE who troll here).
I know these plump, heart shaped, mouthwatering, corpus spongiosum turgidity, mounds of ass flesh could be photo shopped. But, Jag doesn't really give a rat's ass! Seriously, what carnivorous, red. Blooded man would EVER complain about seeing a lineup of asses as hot as these? Excuse the baseball reference during football season, but it's like the 1961 Baseball All Star Game. What a fucking lineup!: Musial, Maris, Mantle, Aaron, Mays, Kaline, Killebrew, Cepeda, and Clemente.
Honestly, some of these ball draining ass cracks do look familiar indeed: Jenna, Alexa at PAS, Emily at MBS, McKenzie, Lexi / Brandy, Pam or Lynn (Both on Executive Drive WP) Jackie, Tatiana, Lissette at MBS?? Maybe even Roxy (retired and back home) or Hailey?? Even Monica at Spa 33 on Lee road?? The list goes on and on and on, my esteemed gents. It is tough to tell sometimes between a provider's real appearance and what they put on their ads. Jackie from MBS / Elite (formerly) has pics that look a lot like her. At least two of the ones here in her link are of her. Seriously, though she is a bit thicker in person but still incredibly "tight", sexy and beyond hot (and expensive! Gents, if you get a chance, run don't walk to PAS, (See Keri. Morgan there, too) Luxsa, Invigor8 or to Natalie and Jazmin (who are now independent). All of the providers at the aforementioned locations will take good care of you. I also posted a link to a hot looking MILF in Tavares, but she has no phone number. But her body looks pretty fucking hot. Check out those tatas and those legs! Has anyone seen her? She may be new to the game.
And Remember Jag's (and all true hobbyists everywhere) basic tenets of the game: Be a respectful gentleman and "shower" before seeing a provider, if possible. Refer to PSA at post number 11774 for more details.
Good luck, my brothers!
JaguarXF.
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Montana, Upon Further Review.
[QUOTE=Montana77;1972277]Jag, thanks for posting the pic. Who's the one on the far left?
Montana.[/QUOTE]Hey brother, take a close look at that ass on the left as you mentioned. WTF?? Holy Shit? Please tell me that those little circular patches are not indicative of ringworm. Please, say it aint so! Sorry, brother Montana. I failed to do a closer inspection. As I said the pics could be photo shopped or whatever. Maybe that is not ringworm but merely an "artifactual finding of non. Specific origin" that is actually on the lens of the camera. As far as the identity of the ass on the far left, I can't really say. I just threw out some names of providers that I have seen and asked the Board to play "Name That Ass for 400 dollars". I hope you liked the photos, Montana and my fellow brethren.
P.S. I am out hobbying "hard" (pun intended) this weekend. I will be posting reviews on 4 or 5 providers, some time between Monday and Thursday of next week. Get your fucking I. Pad dictionary's ready my excellent gents!
I'm out.
JaguarXF
Good night for BP. Honey and Candyy
My ATF Kristy was not available tonight (see Positive Escort Reviews section). So, I decided to TOFTT...actually, TTFTT (Take Two For the Team).
First up is Honey.
[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sweett-honey-20/9640037[/URL]
Dreamed I saw an ad for Snowbunnii ( [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/snowbunnii-sweeetness-21/9737588[/URL]) and set up up appointment. Pics looked hot. By the time I got there, was told Snowbunnii was not available, but her girlfriend Honey was. I hate bait and switch, but decided to let this one play out. Glad I did.
OMG. This petite ebony spinner has one tight little body. Dreamt that I got in, did LEO check, and saw she was almost flat-chested, but had a great body...and nice perky nipples. Tall and lean, but very feminine and sexy and had curves in the right places. Young girl, about 20. Everything is safe and covered and I'm a huge BBBJCIM fan, but I was able to talk her down on donation to let me just enjoy her body for a short time. Nice. She's very business like, but did almost everything I asked her to do. Nice attitude and personality. Wasn't GFE for me, but if I like the girl's body, that's o.k for me. Had a great time. Not normally a fan of the thin type, but she's sexy as hell. Will probably dream of her again.
Honey: Attitude, 7 / 10. Service, 6 / 10. Body, 8 / 10. If you like the lean spinner type, you'll love her.
Didn't pop with Honey in my dream, because I saw an ad for Candyy earlier. So, I left to dream of her next.
[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/acandyy-a-wanna-taste-im-waiting-5075125-21/9432630[/URL]
Had dreamt of Candyy a few times earlier, but her ads dropped about a month or so ago. She was going hard. No matter what day or time I called in la la land, she was always available. When I saw her pop up today, I knew I wanted to see her again. She didn't disappoint. She has got to have one of the top 3 sexy bodies I have had in my mongering time in Orlando (and I have a lot of dreams). She looks mulatto...or as brothers say, red boned. Nice, round ass. Great ta tas you can cup in your hand. Pretty face. Her service is kind o f mechanical and she's not true GFE, but she did everything I asked her to...as long as it was covered. For the price, it was great!
Candyy: attitude: 7 / 10. Service, 7 / 10, Body 9 / 10.
2 great dreams. I usually go wild over either a great body or great service...and am happy to find both in the same person (like Kristy). Both these were definitely on the body side. Not so much on the service side. But, they are real and good finds.
Be safe and happy mongering.
