I stopped in here the day before Turkey day on whim. Angel was closed. 2 Bills was closed, and 21 School was busy, and I was pressed for time. Have wanted to try Ninja but that play had completely slipped my mind. So I drove by 33 Fayette, gave a look around, parked a block away, and walked over. Walked in a door which put me into a small hallway. Entrance to AMP was at the end on the right. Walked in to see a girl at the desk. Place seemed quiet. Seeing I was short on time I opted for 30 min for. 40. I used the bathroom before hand. The place is pretty big and clean. Bathroom was very clean and smelled good.
The same girl who took my donation did my massage. Looks were average, body average, english ok. I suspect she was around 30-35. I can't for the life of me remember her name. She brought me to my room so I could get ready. I took a bit longer because I was finishing up some business on my phone so she walked in on me in my birthday suit, which I kind of intentionally did so I could see how she reacted (I had no idea about this place so I wanted some indication as to whether this was fully legitimate or if they'd be accommodating). She could careless so I quickly put my phone away and hoped on the table.
Once on the table, this is where things took a turn for the worst. First of all, the table, in particularly the face rest, was horrible. There essentially wasn't a proper space to accommodate the face, so there was a lot of pressure on my face and I couldn't breathe easily. This pissed me off and I ended up having to alternate every few minutes laying with my face to the left or the right which was not at all good for my neck. Second, she put on this plastic / vinyl disposable gloves, often seen in a kitchen, to wear as barrier between me and her hands! So weird and actually made me feel uncomfortable. I was undraped the whole time which was good, but I just wasn't expecting the gloves. Third, apparently she wanted to play 20 questions. She was asking everything under the sun and then some. Definitely got old real quick. She got the hint and actually tried to crack a joke saying,"____ (her name) just shut up!" Then looked at me and said,"right?" I just smiled, the questions stopped and finally I had some silence.
The massage was surprisingly pretty good, verging on therapeutic. Seeing I was only there for 30 mins, things moved pretty fast. There was normal brushes of the boys when working around the butt and legs, but no teasing or anything. Eventually she eluded to time being up, while I was still face down. She pulled out a piping hot towel, bordering on too hot, and cleaned my backside off. Afterwards, I kind of rolled over on to my side so she could see what was going on. I was like,"that's it?" She was like,"yea, that's it" yet she wasn't trying to get rid of me nor was she leaving the room. I asked her if she wanted a tip and she eluded to my D saying,"for that?" And responded with,"yea." I mentioned the tip to her to just get this moving along, because I really didn't want to spend anymore time there. She was hesitant to begin the HJ saying she didn't want any trouble. She also claimed initially that she didn't know how to and that I should show her. I flat out said,"no," and that was the end of it. She grabbed some oil and started in with the HJ.
Wow, had I known that the finish was simply going to be the lowest of the low points thus so far, that would have convinced me to just head home. It was the worst experience of my life. She at one point said,"see, I'm no good at this, you should do it." I wasn't about to DIY so I tried to think the best thoughts to move this along. It was just so difficult. You could see it in her face. She hated what she was doing. Eventually the task was complete and she cleaned me up. She used another one of those piping hot towels which I swore was going to burn my junk. Fortunately it didn't, she finished cleaning me up and got up to get dressed. I left her. 30 and she didn't say a word. While getting dressed, she was trying to be funny again by whacking my semi hard-on once and then trying kick it! I just gave her this displeased look and she left the room. Despite the quietness there, she said there was 2 other girls there working, but both were busy. As I was about to leave I could hear one of them leaving. I purposely stuck around in the room a few more minutes so I wouldn't have to bump into any fellow mongerers. I eventually walked out, she wanted me to come back to see her soon. I said thanks and was on my way.
Sorry this turned out to be the longest report ever, especially when the details weren't about some amazing experience I had. I just wanted to pass along all the small, weird details, so none of you make the same mistake I made. Obviously there's a couple other providers there, but that doesn't even help seeing I don't recall the name of the girl I saw. So anyone going there after reading this terribly long winded report is taking a huge gamble.
Alright. That's it. I'm out.
