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[QUOTE=Glaucon; 1197408]How did you know I actually answer to that if you shout it out in a crowd of people?

You can has chezburgr!

Try giving me a shoutout next time you are in one of your finer Bentley dealerships, Sartre readings, Prix fixe table the'hote dining establishment.

I'll be the guy in the overalls moping the floor. If you find me, I'll do this neat trick where in just 5 questions, I can accurately tell you the USA Government's actuarial value of your continued existence and then compare it to your own self-imposed value, global standard value, and compare them all with the actual global financial benefit of your death.

Then you can revise your assessment of me from "pretentious bore" to "unmitigated prick."

I answer to both.

Cheers![/QUOTE]Why am I so incredibly turned on after reading? Seriously, is it the sarcasm, ample vocabulary, uncanny with, or all of the above? Maybe it's just the general reading enjoyment, because I am oblivious to what just happened. I don't know, but it's almost like a wet between the thighs, hot for teacher effect. Thanks you. I'm going to go take care of that now.

[QUOTE=Sensorysrprise;1197436]Could you perverted mongers revert back to talking about your latest hot piece of ass? I'm bored with this forum discussion. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz[/QUOTE]The bigger question is whats going to be the one stop shop once E. Com shuts down? That question keeps me up at night. Moreso than the world ending this Saturday.

Macy (I'm posting from my phone so quotations are under this comment instead of in front of it.)

I just moved here 6 months ago and am very nervous about the LE situation. I have not been accepting references from people using you as a reference because there is a post on grainbelt news saying you've been involved with LE. Could you please contact the admin over there asking for proof or to have it taken down. This is disheartening as I trust GBN for information regarding busts in the area, but if they're posting false information this is going out to a lot of people and it needs to be stopped. I have no ill-will against you and I know you're legit. I just wish this could be straightened out. I will be very upset if GBN is in the wrong as I consider the Indy peoplr on that site my friends and we have get togethers all the time.

Please please contact GBN and have them remove the info about you being busted.

[QUOTE=Hotmacy; 1196075]Hello, Darlings,

I am disheartened that for those of you who I've already met with and had a wonderful time with, would question my loyalty to the hobby.

I have never been arrested, detained or associated with the law.

I was wrongly accused 2 years ago by another provider who claimed I turned on her for a reference. This provider, regardless of her professionalism and reputation, planted a "seed" which turned into one heck of a "beanstalk". It's sad to know that one person can say something derogatory about another, even an untruth, and it is believed wholeheartedly, regardless of my spotless reputation.

I have been a provider for 9 years, I have been a true girlfriend and faithful friend to those who I've met. My professionalism, discretion and maturity go unmatched. I love my chosen profession and love to please.

Rumors are a disease, please don't get infected.

Kisses to all of you gentleman who have stood by me during my time of being victimized with the rumor parade.

I must also add, Sophie is a good friend of mine and safe to meet with as well, she has also suffered the same abuse as I have, in terms of false accusations.

Hugs and Kisses to you all. Macy[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Osirusss;1197592]The bigger question is whats going to be the one stop shop once E. Com shuts down? That question keeps me up at night. Moreso than the world ending this Saturday.[/QUOTE]I have been highly recommending this site to the SP's that I have been talking to. I have heard of a new sight preparing to launch in June as well. Don't know anything about it at this point.

[QUOTE=AbbyAmour; 1197632]Macy (I'm posting from my phone so quotations are under this comment instead of in front of it.)

I just moved here 6 months ago and am very nervous about the LE situation. I have not been accepting references from people using you as a reference because there is a post on grainbelt news saying you've been involved with LE. Could you please contact the admin over there asking for proof or to have it taken down. This is disheartening as I trust GBN for information regarding busts in the area, but if they're posting false information this is going out to a lot of people and it needs to be stopped. I have no ill-will against you and I know you're legit. I just wish this could be straightened out. I will be very upset if GBN is in the wrong as I consider the Indy peoplr on that site my friends and we have get togethers all the time.

Please please contact GBN and have them remove the info about you being busted. [/QUOTE]Sweetie,

Let's begin with a quick reminder that we are on the wonderful, USA Sex Guide. Okay, that being said, I trust GBN as well as you do, it has served a valuable tool in my own personal screening process. I disregard the little poo poo said about me personally and take about 1/3 of what is posted as golden. LOL

I, like any other intelligent person and provider, always think before I act. I trust and hope that regardless of the reference you are given, you are being aware and cautious.

If a forum wants to post heresay and slander against a provider then that's what is going to happen hon. If you've been in the industry for any amount of time that is a given.

I have tried to find your information on the various sites I'm listed on and for some reason, can't find who you are.

I am ever so grateful to you, for having the bravado, to post your concerns and suggestions as to how and what is necessary for me to be an acceptable reference. I trust that perhaps you can PM me for more suggestions as to how to be a more suitable provider and what is most important in being a trustworthy date?

AbbyAmour, darling, I wish you the best of luck in your adventure's and thrill seeking excursion's, for which is plausible, and hope that for whatever it's worth, you take a moment to stop and think. I mean, really think!

Be careful out here, it's a very complicated world we live in little one.

I'm safe to meet with are you? PM me in reference to my concerns about where you've been hon, I've been in Indy for 37 years now. 6 months ago was December 2010.

Again, you are a doll and treasure for stating that you have concerns.

I'm, once again, a target for slander and internet propaganda.

I, offer thanks for the additional advertisement and gossip, without those I won't be ahead of the game.

Good luck to you and to all a good night!

Macy.

[url]www.hotmacy.escort-site.com[/url]

[QUOTE=Henley100;1197187]"Pretentious Bore"[/QUOTE]That I am and wanting to do anything to help Sensory with her issue of.

[QUOTE=Sensorysrprise;1197436]Could you perverted mongers revert back to talking about your latest hot piece of ass? I'm bored with this forum discussion. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz[/QUOTE]I will update everyone on my previous post on the SC board. I decided to meet up with the sexy freckled lady I met at CP. We met at a sleazy, but clean hotel off of Washington. When she arrived she looked hot in her see through blouse with her large nipples poking through. Now this lady is not a PT's beauty nor would she likely be hired at the new Ricks Cabaret, but she is very attractive. Long sandy blond hair, firm B cup breasts with large nips, a very sexy ass, nice legs, short in stature, a very pretty face and last but not least freckles from her waist to the top of her head. The site of her stirred the fire in my loins.

After we secured our humble abode we talked about her freckles, ex-boyfriend and current girlfriend. She is bi and game for a threesome which will be another story for different day. She wanted to shower and wanted me to watch. Nothing like lathering up some freckles with lot's of creamy soap. At this point my "Pretentious Bore" was ready for some action. Her freckled shoulders and back were clearly visible as she slowly undressed me, this of course being one of my favorite sights. She pushed me back on the bed and crawled up running her long hair along my torso. As it brushed across my 'Pretentious Bore' it rose to the occasion. Now there is nothing like getting a BBBJ by a long haired freckled woman. The sight of kisses of angels swaying and bobbing about my 'Pretentious Bore' was amazing and enough for me to almost deliver my first cup of the day. I needed this after the boring past two weeks.

I then asked to repeat the favor and she presented a very clean and nicely trimmed Y dining area. I quickly dove in all the while keeping my eyes focused on the freckled body as she heaved, moaned, thrashed and grabbed throughout the entire meal. Whenever my tongue entered her, she would grab my ears and pull me in. I could tell she reached her pinnacle of pleasure when my mouth was slightly flooded with a small stream of feminine cream. As always, a good meal makes my 'Pretentious Bore' rise to the occasion ready for action. She climbed on top taking me back into her mouth and then slowly slid on the cover. As she slowly slid down, her eyes rolled back in her head and she moaned how good it felt to finally be connected in this way with such a large 'Pretentious Bore'. Throughout all of this there was a great deal of passionate kissing and of course licking her freckled chest, neck, and sucking on those deliciously hard nipples. She moaned and groaned the entire time riding, swaying, moving, pushing or lifting, on and off, my 'Pretentious Bore' until she reached her second pleasurable moment. She asked me to take over and we moved to doggy, to side and then she wanted me on top. I reached under her and grabbed both of her succulent cheeks with my hands as my 'Pretentious Bore' was driving into her inner regions and releasing its recent frustrations. She told me after my cup runneth over that next time she wanted to see and taste my love nectar. Now little did I know that she meant within the next hour. I however had to leave and promised to be back soon. She told me she would keep her freckles out and waiting for my return.

The total cost of my freckled release was $.5. Not bad for an hour with a very sexy freckled lady. I truly think she enjoyed her time using and abusing a 'Pretentious Bore'. Sensory, I know I am not as good as the President but I do think I told somewhat of an erotic story. I hope you liked it.

FF.

PS. Snobby freckles at PT's with friends but one naughty lady.

[QUOTE=Freckle Freak;1198068]She told me after my cup runneth over that next time she wanted to see and taste my love nectar. [/QUOTE]Can we please get back to boring discussions now?

[QUOTE=Trench;1197710]I have been highly recommending this site to the SP's that I have been talking to. I have heard of a new sight preparing to launch in June as well. Don't know anything about it at this point.[/QUOTE]I wish more providers would post here. But this place has been kinda harsh towards them in the past, so I wouldn't blame them if they didn't.

Indiana Johns met Slutcake yesterday. All that has already been said about her is no exaggeration. Indiana Johns thoroughly enjoyed her company, conversation, and of course everything else. Thanks Slutcake for a wonderful time.

[QUOTE=Hotmacy; 1198022]Sweetie,

I, like any other intelligent person and provider, always think before I act. I trust and hope that regardless of the reference you are given, you are being aware and cautious.

I, offer thanks for the additional advertisement and gossip, without those I won't be ahead of the game.

Good luck to you and to all a good night!

Macy.

Well, I would be jealous too if you you were not so damn sweet and nice. Same goes for a couple of my other blonde friends. Plus you are witty and funny and opportunities to be with you is something to look forward to, for me and others. Of course Sensy will always be my favorite brunette. Abby, I don't know you, but I know you are awesome, just too young for me.

Without boring everyone with accoldes for Macy because there are too many, I just want to publically say thank you to Macy for the excellent referrals, references and suppport. I hope the rumours are soon put to rest. There is enough business for everyone who is good at what they offer, I. E. Slutcake, who is too nice for that name, and all the aformentioned and others.

Xoxo. Elle.

I just want to chime in and show my love and admiration for HotMacy. She has been a top Indy provider for some time now and has earned the "right" not to answer to anyone or any board about some bogus claim. She is well loved by many men be / see not only is she beautiful on the outside. But very beautiful on the inside. She is prolly the sweetest and kindhearted person I know! Plus what a body! Yikes! Heehe.

One of these times, Mace we will have to do some doubles together! Oh my!

Ask around town, or google it. Check with Megan Love. At best it's a collection of people saying things on the internets, and credulous retransmission of someone else's news reports.

And at worst, well, let's put it this way: in my estimation, if providers are going to trust anyone else it ought first to be other local providers, not male-dominated websites. And if they're going to trust male-dominated websites, it ought first to be those which actually respect providers.

If any.

Hot Macy.

I don't know you but I've hard a lot of great things about you and I'm sure you're an awesome provider. While I admit this is an issue between you and Abby, I've known the Abster since the holidays, and during all of the times I've hung out with her, she hasn't said one negative thing about anyone, provider or hobbyist. In fact, she's done the opposite, pointing out to me how attractive the other Indy providers, even mentioning you by name after one of our sessions. And I do recall that she helped out a provider not too long ago (I think with a photo shoot; Abby is an experienced photographer and takes all her own pics).

I'm sure the good old boys at GBN have not tried to steer her in the wrong direction; there's probably just some miscommunication by someone on one of the boards over there. Yes, we all know how some rumors get started, then twisted. But I'm sure Abby had nothing to do with those rumors and simply is looking out for a provider she has the utmost respect for. She's a sweet, kind-hearted person who would help out anyone who needs it. I can honestly say in the six months I've known her, that's the one visible trait that I've picked up on more than anything else.

Sincerely,

BF Deal.

[QUOTE=Hotmacy; 1198022]Sweetie,

Let's begin with a quick reminder that we are on the wonderful, USA Sex Guide. Okay, that being said, I trust GBN as well as you do, it has served a valuable tool in my own personal screening process. I disregard the little poo poo said about me personally and take about 1/3 of what is posted as golden. LOL

I, like any other intelligent person and provider, always think before I act. I trust and hope that regardless of the reference you are given, you are being aware and cautious.

If a forum wants to post heresay and slander against a provider then that's what is going to happen hon. If you've been in the industry for any amount of time that is a given.

I have tried to find your information on the various sites I'm listed on and for some reason, can't find who you are.

I am ever so grateful to you, for having the bravado, to post your concerns and suggestions as to how and what is necessary for me to be an acceptable reference. I trust that perhaps you can PM me for more suggestions as to how to be a more suitable provider and what is most important in being a trustworthy date?

AbbyAmour, darling, I wish you the best of luck in your adventure's and thrill seeking excursion's, for which is plausible, and hope that for whatever it's worth, you take a moment to stop and think. I mean, really think!

Be careful out here, it's a very complicated world we live in little one.

I'm safe to meet with are you? PM me in reference to my concerns about where you've been hon, I've been in Indy for 37 years now. 6 months ago was December 2010.

Again, you are a doll and treasure for stating that you have concerns.

I'm, once again, a target for slander and internet propaganda.

I, offer thanks for the additional advertisement and gossip, without those I won't be ahead of the game.

Good luck to you and to all a good night!

Macy.

[url]www.hotmacy.escort-site.com[/url]

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[QUOTE=Catelyne; 1198325]I just want to chime in and show my love and admiration for HotMacy. She has been a top Indy provider for some time now and has earned the "right" not to answer to anyone or any board about some bogus claim. She is well loved by many men be / see not only is she beautiful on the outside. But very beautiful on the inside. She is prolly the sweetest and kindhearted person I know! Plus what a body! Yikes! Heehe.

One of these times, Mace we will have to do some doubles together! Oh my! [/QUOTE]I could have responded to each comment but once for all is adequate! Now this is a threesome to join in with that would not win many golf outings with me as the score would be high but only if I could keep up with these ladies but it would definitely be worth the effort and I would be a happy man regardless of the score!

[QUOTE=Hotmacy; 1198022]Sweetie,

Let's begin with a quick reminder that we are on the wonderful, USA Sex Guide. (edit delete)

Macy.

[url]www.hotmacy.escort-site.com[/url]

[/QUOTE]Macy's post addressing AbbyAmour's concern is the most thoughtful, well written answer to a topic such as this I have ever seen. Macy is dripping wet with class.

I wish she would visit us more.