Strip Club Reports

Went to Coli on day shift a few times, have new fave: Fancy (Stage name) Tall, brunette, sweet body, natural see's, few tats, really cool laid back person. Rocked my world. Little higher on the price scale but worth it- Cheers guys!

Had a very disappointing Fri afternoon. Nights are typically way better in my opinion with double the girls that are usually younger in age. But I had some free time so I went mongering with hopes of finding a hottie.

First stop Landing strip and it was dead. I was going to get lunch but said to myself why even bother. About 10 girls working the floor and nothing even came close to catching my eye except my little blonde waitress. Actually the brunette waitress was hot too (both were 8's). So had 1 drink and hit the door.

Next stop FC which is not on my usual rotation. I usually don't come here but the lot was over half full so I figured I would peak in. Well nothing changed in my opinion. Girls were all over the hill looking to me. Most of them looked to be 35 yrs old all locked into booths with their regulars. This is the worst bar the area in my opinion for girl circulation. Definitely not the place to go if you are in a hurry. I know everyone has their own type that they like but when I go to the SC I want a girl that I can't / shouldn't have in the real world. Like a 19 yr old spinner who wasn't even born yet when I was finishing college. IMO their might have been one girl out of the 12 working that was a "7". Most were late 30's looking and heavy set or very curvy. So one drink and hit the door.

Bogarts was kind of dead with less than 10 girls and one girl that was maybe in my wheelhouse. Forget her name (that usually never happens) but it was her Bday and they had all the balloons out. She was drunk since it was her 21st and said I should give her 150 because strippers are suppose to make a lot on their bdays. I was going to give her a lesson in mathematics and explain that $80 x 10 guys is a lot of money but she was to drunk and not hot enough to waste my time. Mocha who seems to be a favorite on this forum has put on 20 pounds recently. Guess she's getting to many protein shakes.

Had time for one more stop. I hit Bts on thurs and it was slow so I decided to hit H8 n instead. About 10 girls but talent was sparse as always. I think I talked to 6 girls in less then 30 minutes. All were good to go for a $100 or less but looked like SWs. Plus the VIP at henrys is in the dark ages and needs a upgrade. Pretty much a wasted trip but it was better than sitting on the couch. When I go to Bts Sat night the girls should look like super models compared to the 50 girls I seen on dayshift today.

I'm new to the site, have only visited a few SCs in the area (Penthouse and Coliseum), and looking to gain some knowledge from those more informed.

I'm sure everyone has different opinions, but which clubs do you think are the best in the area? I'm looking for best in terms of.

-Prices.

-Food and drink.

-Decor.

-Music.

-Girls (looks, personality, prices).

-Services.

-Intangibles.

Anyone know of any hot Asian dancers in the area? If so, which club and do they work day or night shifts (if you know)? Always had a thing for Asian girls.

[QUOTE=LC625;1938072]I'm new to the site, have only visited a few SCs in the area (Penthouse and Coliseum), and looking to gain some knowledge from those more informed.

I'm sure everyone has different opinions, but which clubs do you think are the best in the area? I'm looking for best in terms of.

-Prices.

-Food and drink.

-Decor.

-Music.

-Girls (looks, personality, prices).

-Services.

-Intangibles.[/QUOTE]Both those clubs are in the top 5 so you already have your answer. PHC is pricey though.

[QUOTE=LC625;1938867]Anyone know of any hot Asian dancers in the area? If so, which club and do they work day or night shifts (if you know)? Always had a thing for Asian girls.[/QUOTE]Players Days.

I ran across this report on a different discussion board:

Hamilton's Bogart v. Michigan, 501 F .3rd 644 (CA6, 2007).

Impact.[URL]mlive.com[/URL]/ lansing-news / print. Html? Entry=/2013/11/ spiral_notes. Html.

It reports that a 2007 court ruling found that full nudity and sex acts are "expressive conduct" protected by the First Amendment." The interpretation is that full nudity is allowed in Michigan clubs that serve alcohol.

I've heard reports that some of the dancers at Flight Club were going fully nude. Can anyone confirm? Does anyone know which clubs, other than the no alcohol Deja Vu chain, are featuring fully nude dancers?

Also, what is your interpretation of "sex acts" in the ruling? Does this mean that we can expect to see more explicit stage shows?

Gentlemen,

To help guys who may be new to the "strip club" scene I've posted some tips in the blog section. While I make no claim to be an expert, I think some of the suggestions will help you get started in a safe and cost effective way.

Please read the highlighted sentence at the bottom. I welcome all the "experts" to make contributions here and though the PM system to me. I will collect your "words of wisdom" and post them for posterity with appropriate credits.

Real world experiences to make a point are welcome.

Thanks to JW who inspired my contribution.

[QUOTE=Plumber2;1937802]I was on a mission today on the day shift. I stopped at Bogarts first. The talent was horrible. There was one nicely shaped black girl, but I thought I'd hold out and move down the road. One beer and out. Next stop H8 North. Talent here was also lacking. Nothing that even looked interesting. A drunk blonde claimed me. She was annoying and smelled. She was a solid 3. I finished that one beer as fast as I could and headed to Henrys South. The typical curvy women were here. A black girl named Jennifer quickly offered the Henry hand shake and pulled her big boobs out. She was bigger than I like, but I was running out of options. She offered everything, including Greek for $2. I countered with a buck forty. Off we go. Everything covered, enthusiastic beejer. I skipped the Taco and went straight for the brown eye. I had a hard time getting it in but she took it like a champ. She told me to jam it in, she can take it. I plowed away for a few minutes and she turned around and started blowing me again. A couple minutes and back in the dark hole until I filled the balloon. That was the first time I've ever done ATM. Pretty fun girl. She needs a plumber too and we're trading labor later this week.[/QUOTE]Another great post, thanks!

I love the barter system, but I'm afraid I would starve to death trading labor for p***y.

[QUOTE=Electronman;1939224]I ran across this report on a different discussion board:

Hamilton's Bogart v. Michigan, 501 F .3rd 644 (CA6, 2007).

Impact.[URL]mlive.com[/URL]/ lansing-news / print. Html? Entry=/2013/11/ spiral_notes. Html.

It reports that a 2007 court ruling found that full nudity and sex acts are "expressive conduct" protected by the First Amendment." The interpretation is that full nudity is allowed in Michigan clubs that serve alcohol.

I've heard reports that some of the dancers at Flight Club were going fully nude. Can anyone confirm? Does anyone know which clubs, other than the no alcohol Deja Vu chain, are featuring fully nude dancers?

Also, what is your interpretation of "sex acts" in the ruling? Does this mean that we can expect to see more explicit stage shows?[/QUOTE]I never would have believed it if I didn't read it. I read a lot and had no idea about the all nude with alcohol ruling. It was to be all nude you served non alcohol, like atlantis did forever. Like they said in the paper, even the liquor control commission did not know about it. So I assume most of the bar owners didn't either or they would have tried out going nude. I think the sex acts refer to lap dances and similar acts, not bone slobbering or clam slamming. That would be prostitution. Might include nude lap dances, them is good, they do them in some clubs in Maryland.

[QUOTE=TenderMan;1939312]Gentlemen,

To help guys who may be new to the "strip club" scene I've posted some tips in the blog section. While I make no claim to be an expert, I think some of the suggestions will help you get started in a safe and cost effective way.

Please read the highlighted sentence at the bottom. I welcome all the "experts" to make contributions here and though the PM system to me. I will collect your "words of wisdom" and post them for posterity with appropriate credits.

Real world experiences to make a point are welcome.

Thanks to JW who inspired my contribution.[/QUOTE]Still getting acquainted with the site. Where's the "blog section"?

[QUOTE=LC625;1938867]Anyone know of any hot Asian dancers in the area? If so, which club and do they work day or night shifts (if you know)? Always had a thing for Asian girls.[/QUOTE]I go to Coliseum on Fridays and Saturdays and there are three that usually work there at night. Give them a try.

[QUOTE=LC625;1939838]Still getting acquainted with the site. Where's the "blog section"?[/QUOTE]When your in the section "Detroit" look down the page to the second "blue" horizontal bar. On that blue bar (divider) you will see "USER BLOG" in white letters.

You will my posts about Peelers and also there are posts by John Wise about "street mongering" which everyone should read before they go for a ride.

[QUOTE=LC625;1939838]Still getting acquainted with the site. Where's the "blog section"?[/QUOTE]When your in the section "Detroit" look down the page to the second "blue" horizontal bar. On that blue bar (divider) you will see "USER BLOG" in white letters.

You will my posts about Peelers and also there are posts by John Wise about "street mongering" which everyone should read before they go for a ride.