Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

Please tell me you at least told her...every woman is going to have a bad every now and then. I think most mongers wanting to see her, is trying to figure out if it was a "little tart", "sardine" or just plain hiding a turd in it...

My experience with her was a little different. First time I called damn near all day, and no answer... even left a message to call me, and I was a little smart assed about it. lol. I guess that's why she didn't call me back. The second time, I was going to be in the area and the phone didn't even ring once and she picked up, consequently every time I called on the way up, she answered right away.

Got to her place and she opened the door in some nice lingerie. We hugged and the first thing I noticed was how thick she was, I mean I was drooling over that ass!! We wents upstairs and her room was average, not messy, but you could tell she was no neat freak either. we started talking and then got down to business.

It was earlier in the day, so maybe she didn't even have a chance to build on the halibut factor. lol. Because, there was no smell to it, but as usual, after the deed it was a little tart. I'd say it was about as normal as even your mid, or high range escorts.

It was a good session, considering I went for a 15 min., and ended up being there a half. Being this was my first time seeing her, I let her take the lead to see what she had to offer.

All in all, a very spirited session, though not gfe. I would definitely repeat. If things are not to your liking, speak on it!! Maybe she didn't even notice.

Did it
DeW

By the way, it was all a dream, I used to read word up magazine, salt and peppa, heavy d....

[QUOTE=De Walt]Please tell me you at least told her...every woman is going to have a bad every now and then. I think most mongers wanting to see her, is trying to figure out if it was a "little tart", "sardine" or just plain hiding a turd in it...

My experience with her was a little different. First time I called damn near all day, and no answer... even left a message to call me, and I was a little smart assed about it. lol. I guess that's why she didn't call me back. The second time, I was going to be in the area and the phone didn't even ring once and she picked up, consequently every time I called on the way up, she answered right away.

Got to her place and she opened the door in some nice lingerie. We hugged and the first thing I noticed was how thick she was, I mean I was drooling over that ass!! We wents upstairs and her room was average, not messy, but you could tell she was no neat freak either. we started talking and then got down to business.

It was earlier in the day, so maybe she didn't even have a chance to build on the halibut factor. lol. Because, there was no smell to it, but as usual, after the deed it was a little tart. I'd say it was about as normal as even your mid, or high range escorts.

It was a good session, considering I went for a 15 min., and ended up being there a half. Being this was my first time seeing her, I let her take the lead to see what she had to offer.

All in all, a very spirited session, though not gfe. I would definitely repeat. If things are not to your liking, speak on it!! Maybe she didn't even notice.

Did it
DeW

By the way, it was all a dream, I used to read word up magazine, salt and peppa, heavy d....[/QUOTE]

I appreciate all the feedback. Bro Dew you have a point. However I wanted to really see this chick for quite some time and minus the not picking up the phone etc... all of her other reviews were satisfactory. I had high hopes on this one and was really disappointed when i finally got a date with her and bamm the fish was funky. I did not tell her anything and your probably right I should of mentioned it to her. As I said she could of been coming off her cycle at the time and I know that unless some of these chicks was after every session with lime and vinigar it will tend to be a normal odor. I use to see a chick back in Jacksonville that did just that. Saw her for about 2 years straight. Never a foul odor.

Michelle is a bad chick, personality, body and even the sex. Thick like a brick house but all of that went down the drain for me atleast in the session I had with her.

Anybody take a chance on this one yet?

Have you had a rough day at work? Do your muscle ache? Are you stressed out? Bring me your tired weary body and let me rejuvenate you with a very sensual massage. I love to listen and have great conversation and I know how to use my hands to break down those tense muscles and make your body totally relax. Give me a try, you won't be disappointed. 30 mins 75 or 1 hour 100 SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY out call only, you host.


No phone number, emailed her, and she emailed me back picture. Ok looking, but had the "crazy eyes," in my opinion. But the price is certainly attractive. Just curious as to whether or not anyone else has taken the plunge!

Devon

[QUOTE=Devon Aire]Anybody take a chance on this one yet?

Have you had a rough day at work? Do your muscle ache? Are you stressed out? Bring me your tired weary body and let me rejuvenate you with a very sensual massage. I love to listen and have great conversation and I know how to use my hands to break down those tense muscles and make your body totally relax. Give me a try, you won't be disappointed. 30 mins 75 or 1 hour 100 SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY out call only, you host.


No phone number, emailed her, and she emailed me back picture. Ok looking, but had the "crazy eyes," in my opinion. But the price is certainly attractive. Just curious as to whether or not anyone else has taken the plunge!

Devon[/QUOTE]No Picture, No Phone #, No FS, No Try for me.

[QUOTE=Devon Aire]Anybody take a chance on this one yet?

Have you had a rough day at work? Do your muscle ache? Are you stressed out? Bring me your tired weary body and let me rejuvenate you with a very sensual massage. I love to listen and have great conversation and I know how to use my hands to break down those tense muscles and make your body totally relax. Give me a try, you won't be disappointed. 30 mins 75 or 1 hour 100 SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY out call only, you host.


No phone number, emailed her, and she emailed me back picture. Ok looking, but had the "crazy eyes," in my opinion. But the price is certainly attractive. Just curious as to whether or not anyone else has taken the plunge!

Devon[/QUOTE]
If you are looking for extras, I don't think this one will play. The ad is too carefully worded for full comfort, and no phone contact ... red flag!

[QUOTE=Capt Ajax]Hey Sasay1960, this chick is part of a crew of gals, all with lackluster reviews, who work out of an apartment in Dunwoody. This might well be the chick I saw called Allie/Alley, she's probably late 30's to mid 40's. She offered me a HJ and FS, when her ad said BBBJ plus GFE. Paid for an hour and she was determined to get me out in 20 minutes, it didn't work, I held out for 40 minutes, she was not happy camper.[/QUOTE]
Thanks. I almost jumped at this one!

[QUOTE=Bedawged]I should start by saying I'm a very "long time lurker", that is finally contributing. I have had my share of "dreams" and benefited from information posted, so I feel gulity for not posting!

I don't get out much but a few of the past Craigs List dreams include: Tinkerbell, Heaven (Blonde Marietta, shes back), Amy (813 area code and very fun), Maria (preciouslove32.com) and the "Kiss Tee Shirt Girl". All of which served the purpose, but nothing to write about. By the way, I am super paranoid of LE! Once I figure out a girl is legit, I stick with it for a while.

I was getting sleepy and ready to dream a bit early this week. I contacted Victoria (east side 285), and the phone call went well. I guess I showed up too quick because she freaked out and hung up on me. I called back, but she never answered. The following day I called Desire (75N), she was also cool on the phone, but didn't know the directions to her place. I finally called and told her I was giving up!

All is well that ends well, and that's where Monica (901) comes in. I was in the area, so I called her. Great attitude, good looks and good service for $.25hh. Started CBJ, then to reverse cg, then doggie (tits are awesome) finished mish with her legs wrapped around my neck.

Good dream had by all.[/QUOTE]
Good review ... this one is on my "to do" list! I agree with you about
Heaven...but at least she's serviceable! I can't believe you hit this for $.25hh...that's an hourly rate w/an agency sometimes. Still, she's a babe.

Sasay1960-

Love your posts, but I have to question this:

[QUOTE=Sasay1960]I can't believe you hit this for $.25hh...that's an hourly rate w/an agency sometimes.[/QUOTE]I'd like to know what agency charges $125 per hour in ATL. I don't know any. Even Erica doesn't charge that.

[QUOTE=Sasay1960]If you are looking for extras, I don't think this one will play. The ad is too carefully worded for full comfort, and no phone contact ... red flag![/QUOTE]


I talked to her on the phone late one night and almost had her come over, but it was a little late. She said she does give a happy ending but that's all. Seemed pleasant.

FO

[QUOTE=Sputnick]

Michelle is a bad chick, personality, body and even the sex. Thick like a brick house but all of that went down the drain for me at least in the session I had with her.[/QUOTE]

So, Sputnick does your "bad" chick comment mean she was a "good" chick....just curious.

[QUOTE=Capt Ajax]So, Sputnick does your "bad" chick comment mean she was a "good" chick....just curious.[/QUOTE]

It meant that other than the odor she would be what I consider a perfect chick.

Looks: 8 (she is a cute girl)
Attitude: 10 (a sweetheart)
Body: 9.5 ( would be a 10 if not for the small pouch)
Apartment: 5 (little unkept)

[QUOTE=Dastranger]Sasay1960-

Love your posts, but I have to question this:

I'd like to know what agency charges $125 per hour in ATL. I don't know any. Even Erica doesn't charge that.[/QUOTE]

Well does $.25 mean 250 or 125?

[QUOTE=Sasay1960]Well does $.25 mean 250 or 125?[/QUOTE]$.25 means $125. And before you say anything, yes this BS: $.25 needs to stop. It's confusing as hell. Just say what the price is.

[QUOTE=Acolyte]IS it me or is it turning out more often than not the hotter and younger a provider is, the worse their service will be? I'm just going off my general observation of the different reviews I've read on this board. Not to say that old and ugly means good service lol.[/QUOTE]

True to a point. You have to catch the young ones as soon as they get in the game. Not only will you have a better vibe with them, but they won't do a lot of that fake ass moaning that I have come to hate. Once they've been in the game a minute, they start to get down right trifling.

I have a trick for the fake moaners. When they start that fake moaning, I drop anchor in their asses...Balls and all! Kidney's shift and the real person they were trying to hide come out of 'em. Their responses are priceless. LOL


BAMF!!!

Well, I was eager to see Chelsea aka Crystal from CL. You know the cute provider that a few folks were carrying on about that works near the airport. Anyway, was in the mood and decided to give her a call. After about an hour later Chelsea shows up at her incall hotel spot w/her chubby blonde girlfriend. When Chelsea/Crystal steps out of the cab, I couldn't understand why some of her reviewers gave her such high marks in the beauty dept, but to each his own. She wasn't ugly, but I don't think I would do a double-take if I saw her walking in the mall. I would give her about a 7 in looks. To me she looked plain.

I get to the room and we start to chat. Crystal was pretty cool and down to earth. Laid the donation down and off went our clothes. She does have some cute perky breasts. Crystal starts off w/a better than average CBJ that lasted 5mins as I held her hair out of her mouth (Aint I the gentleman?). By the way, her hair falls nearly down to her butt. After she wipes her nose from all the slurping, she asks which position I wanted her. I told her cowgirl for starters, but I didn't think it would almost be our last position. She worked up a nice groove on top and then the fake moans started, so I decided to help her create some really interesting moans other than that damn cockatoo sound she was making. I put my signature cobra-clutch grip on her and started pounding her. Things really picked up from there as that annoying sound she was making was replaced w/heavy breathing, softer moans, and her digging her fingers into my shoulder as she held on for dear life. I could tell when she came bcuz her body tensed up and things really got wet. We decided to switch positions and that's when it happened....the Red Army brigade was in full effect! This girl was bleeding all over me. Crystal apologized and said that her period was early. Not being completely mortified as she was, I found myself in a quandary. Do I hug her and bounce? The session was no-where near over in my book (since I paid for the half), but she looked like a pick-axe victim from the movie My Bloody Valentine. So I did what any of you fine morally decent and upstanding gents would do. I said, "It's cool. Turn over." Eager to please, she assumed the K9 position. Turns out it wasn't that bad; more lubricant. Yeah, I know...but the show must go on and it did. I just had to watch out for the back-splash.

After a minute and thirty-seconds, I popped my load. I took a shower and we talked about the whole ordeal and she was completely embarrassed. I just chalked it up to another crazy episode of "You mutha-fukers aint gone believe this zhit".

Overall the session wasn't a complete bust, except for the merit badge I earned for soldiering on thru battle w/the dark forces.

Any of guys earn your merit badge for becoming an unwilling member of the Red Army Brigade?



BAMF!!!