A changing of the guard. Correct thread this time
HTHC. Updated.
A Head To Head Comparison.
V3. 1 (11/06 – 11/12).
Summary of changes since last publication.
• Added Tessa (Countessa) to the ranking. A tip O' the hat to ChipCharger for the original recommendation.
• Updated Kandi's entry.
• Updated Zoey's entry.
• Updated Northern Girl's entry. She is posting again.
Foreword.
Probably like many of you, I have been in searching for a quality, reliable, sustainable GFE with a provider that I can trust and connect with for recreational fun. I have been searching for several years now. Close a couple of times, but no cigar. I haven't found it, yet.
In the absence of finding my ATF GFE provider (not a single one), I went in search of outstanding dreams of great head. Nothing like this review seemed to exist. Nor could I find an index of provider reviews (ie Provider A had 17 reviews, 12/7. Provider B had 11 reviews, 10/1 etc.). One has to do one's homework. The process of finding a handful of compatible providers that you click with is time consuming, ofttimes frustrating, and rather expensive (emphasis on the latter). For me the expense to yield ratio was very poor, even with me monitoring this forum rather closely. What to do? My homework, right?
This listing is stack ranking of the providers as experienced by yours truly. The dreams that these rankings are based on are as recent as earlier this week to early Feb. Of this year. The ranking is on their oral artistry, talent, and enthusiasm. That's it.
My Criteria.
A decent series of BBBJs (two or more) that ranked 7 out of 10 or better for me. Included in my consideration were the provider's expertise in: knowing her way around wood and the boys, TRUE balls deep, deep throat capability (I'm a bit larger than average), CIM, CIT, swallow, ability to throat f—k (Alex Sanders style), arousal skills (and demonstrated knowledge of their importance), same for edging, c--k milking, and overall c—k and cum worship including face painting. I don't want much, do I?
Appointments. This should go without saying. If an appointment has been made, and subsequently confirmed beforehand, both parties ought to respect the other enough to extend the courtesy of a notification in the event that they cannot honor or will not keep the appointment.
Results.
Tessa. 87/100. For me (YMMV), thus far she is the overall best, IMO. Yes, gentleman, you are reading this correctly. And no, I am not drunk, or "cracked up". The top spot has indeed been earned by another. Before you start swarming the castle with oak stakes, pitchforks and torches, may I encourage you to read on? In addition to this entry, she has been favorably reviewed elsewhere in this forum.
What to say? In a single phrase. Enthusiastic, HUNGRY, devoted deep throat cock worship! I've never experience the like until Tessa. I'm not Lex, but I am somewhat larger than average. For a woman to throat (mind you totally throat, balls deep with her tongue licking my balls deep throat) my cock, with ease, repeatedly, while looking at me, making eye contact, smiling with delight, and occasionally winking at me? Just daymmn! This was a completely different kind of throat f—k. She did me, with zeal, and lust. She absolutely owned my cock, and damnation, she knew it! Each of the 5 or 6 times she edged me to the brink to where I started leaking, she murmured, pulled off, let the sensation subside, and then went back after me. Gentlemen, THAT EXPERIENCE HAS NO EQUAL. She has no apparent gag reflex. None. ALLLLLLL the way down, firmly seated, her head firmly in my hands, throat. There is a sensation that I crave – that tight constricted feeling as my head slips into her throat and her nose and face press into my lower abdomen. Ohh jeez. For a woman to milk me that way, and to edge my cock like that for the better part of 25 minutes? That is more than mere talent. That is heart and lust. And isn't that what it is all about? That my friends, is the essence of what the much prized GFE service is all about.
I am mindful that this may be controversial. Please keep in mind that this ranking is strictly based on oral artistry / talent and enthusiasm. Looks, body physique / fitness, age, incall ambiance etc. Are not taken into consideration. Please remember, this is just one guy's search for a decent experience.
It's been a hell of a week. We got the fellow monger, toupee' wearing Cheeto as President elect (Lord help us) and the top spot - "HeadMistress" has been earned by another. What will happen next? About now, somewhere Yoda is muttering "A disturbance in the force, I sense".
A tip O' the hat to ChipCharger for the recommendation. Much appreciated.
That said, the drawbridge is lowered, and all card carrying, pitchfork wielding, torch carrying villagers are invited in for festive repartee'.
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Kandi. An 86/100. An extremely close second to Tessa. Knows how to arouse, to tease, seems to have genuine hunger and enthusiasm. Knows how to edge. She isn't able to get the last inch of me down, but her hungry ball sucking, and staying on it for every last drop and enthusiastically swallowing the load make up for it. Decent milking skills. No throat f—king, worship, or painting. Her head talent is very individually attentive and personal. Her sweet spot is all around, attentive, astounding head – therapeutic even!
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Zoey 85/100, now a very close third. She can do bigger meat and is proud of it! No gag reflex. NONE gentlemen. NONE. Period. The enthusiasm isn't there. Is more or less impersonal. But, she can swallow a sword, with gusto. And it shows! For a little extra $ she swallowed the loads too (although it took several sessions to earn the trust for that). No interest in learning the art of arousal or its importance. No edging, milking, throat f—king, worship, or painting.
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Kat 84/100. She likewise can do bigger wood and is genuinely proud of that. She is a watermouth, which can be a bit gross if you are not otherwise acclimated to it. Gobs of saliva everywhere. Swallows it whole, load and all. No throat f—king, but close and is receptive to it. Not particularly aware of arousal techniques, same for edging, c--k milking, and overall c—k and cum worship including face painting. The ambiance of her incall detracts from the overall experience. But her natural enthusiasm and ability to lick my boys when all the way down more than make up for it.
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Princess 85/100. A Muskegon-based ebony provider that seemed to be a short lived flash-in-the-pan back in July. Gawd Almighty could she suck. She couldn't throat, but she did everything else with a zeal that belied her "I'm going to f—k the s—t out of you" enthusiasm. A couple of things to note. This is the only provider who knew how to hold / handle a cock, firmly, like a hammer, baseball bat, or a wrench. And face painting? Ohh dammmm. Ever had one get you there with her mouth, then pull off of it, and milk you vigorously as you sprayed her smiling face and open mouth AND then scrape your cum off her forehead, cheeks, and chin with her fingers, sucking her fingers dry of your jizz, looking up at you with her big brown smiling eyes? Yeah. Oh yeah. Anybody know what happened to her? Her ad pictures were tagged "Princess".
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Cherish 84/100. Looks and age-wise she is a lot like Kandi. She is based out of Lansing. This lady's sweet spot is slow, devoted total balls deep, nose on my nards, deepthroat, cum, and swallow while being 69 ed. Like 10 – 15 minutes long slow. She does have a gag reflex but manages it by going slow. A pretty neat experience. Seems to totally get the art of male arousal and its importance. But, I was not able to coax her into edging me, milking, throat f—king, worship, or painting.
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* 83/100. I honestly have difficulty ranking her. By a couple of my criteria she is actually 91/100 here. Why? Throat f—king. She enthusiastically took a vigorous throat pounding Alex Sanders style, head over the side of the bead, had me cum while I was fully seated (and she was squirming trying to catch a gulp of air), came up, wiped her eyes and said (and I quote, "that hurt, let's do it again" Insanely wicked. I'm not sure she is comfortable with the publicity and the notoriety this may engender. Hence I did not include her name. PM me if interested. Keep in mind that her overall reviews by others members aren't that positive as this would otherwise suggest.
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Your Sexist Blonde – 28.79/100. I am favorably impressed with this SP. She has been favorably reviewed elsewhere in this forum. Nice personality, easy on the eye, nice big smile, attentive, VERY accommodating, can't quite throat me but is valiantly trying to learn how to suppress her gag reflex. Based on the glint in her eye, my intuition says that she possesses the mettle and audacity to master the Art Of Throat on a somewhat / slightly larger than average cock. Yes, gents, she swallows too. There is nothing like a big smile on a pretty face after she's swallowed your load. A tip O' the hat to Akenthon for helping facilitate the introduction. Based just on her willingness to accommodate and her apparent desire to please, I anticipate this score to climb. Oh, one other thing. She is likewise Greek friendly. She might just wind up on the Feeling Cheeky ranking as well.
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Cassidy 78/100 This one really likes being in control. She was modestly well reviewed earlier this year. She knows how to edge and milk. CIM but no true throat or swallow. It took a couple of visits, but I when I finally got her trademark she's in control edging, I walked funny the rest of the day. Where has she gotten to? I cannot find an ad or even a recent post.
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Kamilia. 71/100. This one barely made the cut to be listed herein. Decent BBBJ, CIM, and swallow. Multiple pops. Very relaxed young woman. Chill comes to mind. Cannot deepthroat.
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Valerie 70/100. Ionia Val. Likewise a very decent BBBJ, CIM, and swallow. Very comfortable with making a hhr dream all about her mouth and throat and my c—k. Genuinely enjoyed the thrill of getting me to nut. Goes "aaahhhhh" after she downed the load. A little rough around the edges. Seems to have likewise disappeared.
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Ava Honorable mention. Will do a BBBJ, but not much enthusiasm for the deed, and nothing else. This lady has SOOOO much potential though. I include her herein because she is tied for the nicest, most pleasant, all around easy to relate to, provider GR has. Ava, if you are reading this, please consider CIM and swallow? Please? There are so many of us that would just luv that! Please?
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To Be Reviewed (recommendations under consideration).
Northern Girl. She was reported to have retired. Benz indicates that she is back in the game and new posts are up. Sayed tuned.
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Mercedes Probably next after more dreams with Tessa.
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Finally got to meet up with Brandy
Okay guys. Reviewed a million times, so I took the plunge -.
Texted and got a return text in a very reasonable time frame. She's a little south of town in Middleville, but worth the drive. Definitely the girl in the pictures. Very petite with an attractive face. Overall, a 8. 5 if no a solid 9. Other than a cat and the usual underlying smoke smell, a very clean in-call. Usual small talk then down to business. CBJ at her lead. Nice action, wonderful view. Asked for 69 and she happily agreed. She was very clean and recently shaven. No funky odors. I could have gone longer, but in admiring her ass, asked her for more. She obliged with a great RCG. What a view! Did I mention she's a smaller spinner? Anyways, had to slow her down and requested K9. She quickly got on all fours and I was a happy man!
Everything covered, not 100% GFE, but that was okay for what I needed. No lurkers / body guards / pimps seen. Initially requested a full hour, she was only avail for a half, and charged accordingly. 120 for 30.
Definitely definitely will repeat next time I'm south of GR!
I know other reviewers had trouble with one of her old room mates, but no one else seemed to be living there currently. Oh yeah. Very safe neighborhood.
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Finally got to meet up with Brandy
Okay guys. Reviewed a million times, so I took the plunge -.
Texted and got a return text in a very reasonable time frame. She's a little south of town in Middleville, but worth the drive. Definitely the girl in the pictures. Very petite with an attractive face. Overall, a 8. 5 if no a solid 9. Other than a cat and the usual underlying smoke smell, a very clean in-call. Usual small talk then down to business. CBJ at her lead. Nice action, wonderful view. Asked for 69 and she happily agreed. She was very clean and recently shaven. No funky odors. I could have gone longer, but in admiring her ass, asked her for more. She obliged with a great RCG. What a view! Did I mention she's a smaller spinner? Anyways, had to slow her down and requested K9. She quickly got on all fours and I was a happy man!
Everything covered, not 100% GFE, but that was okay for what I needed. No lurkers / body guards / pimps seen. Initially requested a full hour, she was only avail for a half, and charged accordingly. 120 for 30.
Definitely definitely will repeat next time I'm south of GR!
I know other reviewers had trouble with one of her old room mates, but no one else seemed to be living there currently. Oh yeah. Very safe neighborhood.
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Cee Cee turned into BBW experience
[QUOTE=TeddBear;3147951]Well went to Toftt so I call set up with cee cee. She is nice looking decent body. But she would not do BBBJ. Even though when I talked to her on the phone it was agreed on. But I wasn't talking to her I was talking to the other provider that seems to be the leader of the gang the one I gave the donation to after she left we get comfortable on the bed and she said she doesn't BBBJ. So I get up and tell her I want my money back. She calls the leader she comes back gives my half my money back and said that's a cancellation fee or she well send a girl to me that will. So I wait for new girl well she's a bbw damn it. Well fat girls need loving to so I go through with it because I don't want give money away. She is nice girl attractive but a bbw. Her BBBJ was not great but ok. Then cfs was ok but not great. If your in to bbw chic's she's great but I'm not into it at all. Here is cee cee link if you like covered everything so ok to try.
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Here is the leaders ad.
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The other girl if had the date with is Lexi works at pacific massage parlor with the leader.[/QUOTE]Sorry about the hassle you had, TeddBear.
Do you have any more description on the BBW or any contact info, by any chance?
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Saw her about two weeks ago.
100 for HH, her specialty is dressing up. So if that's your thing, great. I saw her at incall NW of GR.
I found her very impatient. Most of my HH was spent with her changing out of her elaborate sexy outfit into a nice teddy. The five minute CBJ was ok while it lasted and so was the 5 minute CG. After the five minutes, she came, which was kind of fun, and when I suggested switching positions so I could finish, she got up and said, "Time's up, next time do a half hour. " Then, after we got dressed, she asked for a tip. Needless to say, there won't be a next time.
Kim Blonde Godess and Brandy
Start by saying. I know Tedd, you told me so. LOL Just not alot of verified petite bodies lilke hers out there, and she has been on my to do list forever. Anyhow went to see Brandy the other morning and got the run-around. I drive the hr to middleville and she texts me when I'm 10 min away, and I'm thinking, cool she's ready. I text her telling her I'm in town. Crickets. I find a parking lot and park. She calls after 15 minutes, to say she needs to cut our hr. Session down to half. I'm not happy but what the hell I'm there right, so I agree, . Address?. Nothing. Wait another 20 min. Nothing. I take off and send her a thanks for wasting my time text, after 5 min she texts me the address, and then acts surprised when I tell her I'm on my way home. If you live close, or just have a high tolerance for bullshit, good luck, I don't fit either of those descriptions.
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Had a few minutes the other day so I contacted kimberly blonde godess. Shaginkabay already reviewed her post #11507 and he doesn't leave much out. Easy contact, good communication. I seen her by plainfield and leonard, at a decent apartment, that was neat and smelled good. I dropped 120 hhr. And was in abit of a rush so ended up with just a CBJ fiv, and she was right there to clean up with a towel after. She was ready for msog, young cute face, not a spinner, belly has some baby damage, nice ass. I tried the greek angle Shaginkaybay, but she told me not available. Easygoing friendly little sweetheart, I'm going to try to make it back when I have more time. Looks like her ad is down at the moment.
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A simple google search Sunshine
[QUOTE=AlexSedai;3149721]If only everyone took square.
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