Royal Massage Johns Creek
Visited Royal Massage (next to Sherwin Williams on state bridge) earlier this week. This was my first time visiting an establishment like this so wasn't sure what to expect. I will say that I was pleasantly surprised at the quality of the actual massage I received. Now, I've been to legit places many times to get a massage and the massage I received at Royal was probably better than any of the other places I've been to. The actual massage was like 57 1/2 minutes long. During the massage, there was a lot of teasing which of course I did not stop. On the flip, the teasing continued. When the massage was over, she said "OK I finish" which I interpreted as "OK I wack you off now". Unfortunately, I was wrong. When she started to clean up, I'm like "excuse me madam, OK, so now you finish me off?" to which she replied "sorry I no do that" and that was it. 60% of the time, my charm works every time, except this time. Now granted, I know I probably made several dozen mistakes regarding not specifically asking for anything specific (does that make sense?) up front but the actual massage was so damn good I still left happy. Just not the kind of happy I was hoping would make me happy (some people call me a wordsmith. OK, no one calls me that). I paid 60 for the massage and tipped her 30 bc, as stated above a few times, the massage was pretty damn great and I like to throw money that I don't really have (I view it as my contribution to the betterment of my community).
Now I am by no means an expert in any of this. In fact, I consider myself a step below a "rookie" (is there a word for that?. I'm sure someone will tell me) but I'm almost non-covid positive that much more can be had here. I'll of course still probably get rejected but shit, I'm going to return just for the massage alone.
Anyway, the woman's name was Linda, she was very cute and nice and all that jazz. I hope my first review will help another fella out there somewhere but I doubt it.
I am happy though that I finally contributed something hopefully meaningful to this forum.
Also.
Healing Spa. Jimmy Carter
Visited this place a few weeks ago. Was greeted by 2 older ladies that wanted $80 for a 1 hour massage. Walked out.