Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

[QUOTE=RocketDork;3109146]Met early 20's Hispanic woman. Recently married not getting enough at home. Nice tight body only problem she got braces yesterday. Yeow! Different feeling when she went down on me. Yikes. Says she wants to meet again. Funny thing I was in room next to a provider (who was reported on Backpage forum) at the Crest Motel in Bartlett. Mom and daughter were arguing outside. Nice! Rocket Dork.[/QUOTE]OK it's official you have become my hero. I am in that area all the time and nadda!!

[QUOTE=Truthfu11;3109244]She advertised on CL under the Resumes section. AVOID HER! Not case and, unfortunately, has many physical deformity issues.[/QUOTE]Was this the one always looking for cash jobs?

[QUOTE=HockeyGuy;3110531]Was this the one always looking for cash jobs?[/QUOTE]No. The pic posted isn't Heidi. Heidi is the one posting looking for cash jobs. Would like to see Heidi. But my ATF keeps me busy.

[QUOTE=HockeyGuy;3110531]Was this the one always looking for cash jobs?[/QUOTE]No, the one looking for cash jobs is Hilda / Helga (I think). She is cool. A bit older but tall and slender and pretty open minded.

[QUOTE=HockeyGuy;3110531]Was this the one always looking for cash jobs?[/QUOTE]Heidi was discussed at length about 1-2 months ago. She does housecleaning, etc. From the pics, she's hideous looking. Skinny, looks like she smokes about 6 packs a day with 5 gallons of black coffee. I said she looked ghastly. Someone asked if I was being harsh, and I said no. I still think she's ghastly.

[QUOTE=WhiteRookDown;3111273]Heidi was discussed at length about 1-2 months ago. She does housecleaning, etc. From the pics, she's hideous looking. Skinny, looks like she smokes about 6 packs a day with 5 gallons of black coffee. I said she looked ghastly. Someone asked if I was being harsh, and I said no. I still think she's ghastly.[/QUOTE]LOL. She does look like a Heidi. German National type, not beer commercial type of look.

Does smoke, but not on-site. She is past her prime, but a really nice person with a propensity to please.

After all, who are we to judge a woman based on her body and looks and not her personality and spirit?

[QUOTE=Truthfu11;3111544]LOL. She does look like a Heidi. German National type, not beer commercial type of look.

Does smoke, but not on-site. She is past her prime, but a really nice person with a propensity to please.

After all, who are we to judge a woman based on her body and looks and not her personality and spirit?[/QUOTE]Some of these women aren't model types. They're just trying to get through everyday life like the rest of us. I get that since we're paying these women we can select who to see. Women that aren't model types tend to be more enjoyable than the hot looking girls.

[QUOTE=Truthfu11;3111544]LOL. She does look like a Heidi. German National type, not beer commercial type of look.

Does smoke, but not on-site. She is past her prime, but a really nice person with a propensity to please.

After all, who are we to judge a woman based on her body and looks and not her personality and spirit?[/QUOTE]Tried an hour of her time when she still said she did modeling. She aims to please but has rules. Strict rule was no touch--not that I would have touched anyway. Smokes alot. Finger nails and toe nails were in bad shape. She contacted me somewhat later asking if I knew how she (and her boyfriend) could get into porn. I pointed her toward Google and suggested her Google skills were as good as mine. She contacted me like once a week for a while asking if I wanted to another photo shoot saying she really needed the money. I finally insisted she stop calling me and she stopped. Like others have said, she is friendly and tries very hard.

Yep. That's why I just had her clean. She rolls her own cigarettes as well as something else. Her fingers nails and teeth were gross. She has a unrealistic opinion of herself for some reason. She actually did a great job cleaning but it was a one and done for me.

[QUOTE=GusHogan;3114285]Tried an hour of her time when she still said she did modeling. She aims to please but has rules. Strict rule was no touch--not that I would have touched anyway. Smokes alot. Finger nails and toe nails were in bad shape. She contacted me somewhat later asking if I knew how she (and her boyfriend) could get into porn. I pointed her toward Google and suggested her Google skills were as good as mine. She contacted me like once a week for a while asking if I wanted to another photo shoot saying she really needed the money. I finally insisted she stop calling me and she stopped. Like others have said, she is friendly and tries very hard.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;3114796]Yep. That's why I just had her clean. She rolls her own cigarettes as well as something else. Her fingers nails and teeth were gross. She has a unrealistic opinion of herself for some reason. She actually did a great job cleaning but it was a one and done for me.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the review. Looks like Heidi is a never see and done for me.

[QUOTE=Jadedone;3108928]Nice funbags though.[/QUOTE]She was much fatter and uglier in person and had a really uptight attitude. Sorry guys I deleted her number, don't think she wants random guys calling her from here.

Fat and ugly is a no go.

[QUOTE=MwmChicago;3115887]She was much fatter and uglier in person and had a really uptight attitude. Sorry guys I deleted her number, don't think she wants random guys calling her from here.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MwmChicago;3115887]She was much fatter and uglier in person and had a really uptight attitude. Sorry guys I deleted her number, don't think she wants random guys calling her from here.[/QUOTE]No worries. I could probably deal with fat and ugly. It's the attitude that's a deal breaker for me.

[QUOTE=Jadedone;3116618]No worries. I could probably deal with fat and ugly. It's the attitude that's a deal breaker for me.[/QUOTE]I agree. Even if a provider is super gorgeous a bad attitude always means a bad session.

Was going to meet with 5 different women this month. Only 1 followed thru, young married hispanic and now she does not answer my emails. The young hispanic girl was nice lookin but the others were okay. Except the last one was scary looking. LOL! Still on the hunt. Rocket Dork.