Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=ChrisWheelz97;6166260]Thats right gentlemen!! Had a very nice dance from isabelle! Iwant do dive in and get any info on extras![/QUOTE]Ask her to suck your dick and see what she says.

[QUOTE=Maxtron;6163844]Does anyone have a picture of Monse at Pandora? By that I mean does anyone have more than just her breasts? I'd love to be able to pick her out easily.[/QUOTE]If you were in today, she was the one suck the Asian guy cock in VIP for $200.

She let me titty fuck her boobs with my tiny Wang.

Hahahaha.

What days does she typically work, when does she typically get there (I think I've seen like 4 or 5), and about how long does she stay for?

[QUOTE=DavidIs21;6170666]What days does she typically work, when does she typically get there (I think I've seen like 4 or 5), and about how long does she stay for?[/QUOTE]I've asked her several times. She always answered: Tu-Su, 12-6.

[QUOTE=RandyWanker;6170900]I've asked her several times. She always answered: Tu-Su, 12-6.[/QUOTE]Does anyone have her contact info and could PM me? I would appreciate this.

[QUOTE=BreastObsessed;6174479]Does anyone have her contact info and could PM me? I would appreciate this.[/QUOTE]A woman like Monse is best communicated with in person. Then she can share her number.

[QUOTE=SeattleGonzo;6174788]A woman like Monse is best communicated with in person. Then she can share her number.[/QUOTE]OK cool. Does anyone know how to approach a stripper fore extras? Never been to the clubs, I imagine you pay the fee, get a drink, take a seat and wait till someone comes over and then you ask politely?

Anyway to know day shift at Kittens? Hit and miss but liked Lani.

[QUOTE=Tyler720;6175056]Anyway to know day shift at Kittens? Hit and miss but liked Lani.[/QUOTE]What does Lani offer at Kittens?

Get a dance, get a feel for the vibe and, if still unsure, ask "what else can we do. " At Pandora's, walking into the building is pretty much the same thing as approaching a stripper for extras (especially day shift). It'll be pretty obvious if they're on offer.

[QUOTE=BreastObsessed;6175054]OK cool. Does anyone know how to approach a stripper fore extras? Never been to the clubs, I imagine you pay the fee, get a drink, take a seat and wait till someone comes over and then you ask politely?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BreastObsessed;6175054]OK cool. Does anyone know how to approach a stripper fore extras? Never been to the clubs, I imagine you pay the fee, get a drink, take a seat and wait till someone comes over and then you ask politely?[/QUOTE]It's unspoken. Go to the club, get a feel for the environment, watch how people interact.

[QUOTE=Anony;6175938]It's unspoken. Go to the club, get a feel for the environment, watch how people interact.[/QUOTE]Pro tip: if a stripper keeps touching your dick otc and let's you roam wherever, good sign.

[QUOTE=BreastObsessed;6175054]OK cool. Does anyone know how to approach a stripper fore extras? Never been to the clubs, I imagine you pay the fee, get a drink, take a seat and wait till someone comes over and then you ask politely?[/QUOTE]Take a seat. Open wallet. Tell them you want extras.

[QUOTE=Ame128;6176011]Pro tip: if a stripper keeps touching your dick otc and let's you roam wherever, good sign.[/QUOTE]First of all, AME128 had a typo: "otc" instead of the intended "etc". OTC is an acronym for "Outside The Club" which an opportunity SOME dancers provide for trusted and favored customers to have even more fun (for more $$) outside of the establishment. I suspect OTC deals are becoming less common now that constraints are loosened by the private rooms.

After you have taken your seat, for the first time ever, you will be approached by dancers. They will introduce themselves and ask things like, "Have you been here before?" My answer is something like, "Since before you were born. " or "Many times" if I'm not feeling obnoxious. YOUR answer can be an honest "no" without repercussions. If "no", they may offer to explain how things work. They will always be angling to induce you to accompany them to the lap dance area (LDA) which is dark and full of love-seat size "couches" where the action occurs. Tactically, it is better to sit through some dancers on stage to "see the menu". It is perfectly normal to say, "I just got here and want to settle in / look around for a while. " If you want someone to return to ask again, you can ask them to return. They might. Their stage performance is, to a degree, an advertisement for how friendly they will be in a couch dance. Pole dancing, BTW, is acrobatic and some of the dancers like to show off to each other. Only if they take the opportunity to expose themselves for inspection while on the pole does it offer any clue to their lapdance proclivities.

It is a good idea to establish a price for dances at the outset. Typical pricing is one dance for $40 or 3 for $100. If you ask for just one and then decide you would like two more, upgrading to 3 at 100 should not be a problem. Unless you have priors with a dancer, it is best to go for one and ask for two more only if it clicked. There are many reasons you may want to end with one, regardless of your original intentions. Your first engagement with a dancer should be limited to no more than three. If they are going to rip you off, they will pretend two or two and a half dances were three or deliver less than they'd led you to believe. If you feel ripped off, you were. That becomes a lesson learned for only $100 tuition.

You have noticed the acronym "YMMV" which is short for "Your Mileage May Vary". This is true in two ways: what dancers do for customers varies somewhat between customers AND each dancer has their own schtick. With experience, you will learn who you like (due to how they "like" you) and you will learn that "Extras" with some dancers is standard with others. If you want to test their limit within their standard offering, nudge lightly. If what you are seeking is a service upgrade with associated cost, they will let you know by asking if you are willing to pay $XX more for it. Their reaction to your hinted question may be " I don't do that. " or "I don't know you well enough, yet. " or "We need to go the VIP room for that. " The degree of intimacy they allow may increase with the dance count.

Back to sitting in front of the stage. Some dancers will not approach you, including many of the most attractive. They have lots of regular customers and don't need to ask. Those, you ask. You can either try to flag them down as they walk by or wave them over as they hang around the bar and nearby couches. Or, ask a waitress for the name of the dancer you are curious about and then ask if they could ask that dancer to come to your chair / table. If you provided a reasonable (2+) tip on entry, the waitress would probably handle it for you. A great time to tag them is as they leave the stage after their dance. Just ask their name (if they are I a hurry to get back to a customer they left in an LDA booth) and if they can visit with you when they are done.

If you want to be a chick magnet at the club, you might wear something that makes you look prosperous: Sport Coat, white shirt with dark slacks, dress shoes. , etc. Some dancers will think they smell money and will see if they can get some of it. This attire is sub-optimal for actual lap dances unless you are careful to select slacks / pants which are very thin, perhaps an elastic waistband, to minimize the dancer's ability to make you feel her affection.

The best tip anyone can give you is to get with Monse (she works days only Tuesday. Sunday). Extras are de rigueur with her, she only asks you to pay what you think it was worth. She does the 3 at 100 thing but will do more for longer engagements. Typically, she offers virtually any "extra" you might want for $200 ish. But the biggest reason to spend time with her is that she will give you the lowdown on which dancers are extras oriented and on their character. If she says they are (good?) friends, they're a go. Some men contend that her attractiveness is below par. Let's not be shallow, Hal! There is a reason she is the busiest dancer in the club, every day. She is VERY good at this work and probably makes more in a day ($2500?) than most of us earn in a week and keep in mind, that is from return customers. I once said to her that I figured she had the highest income of any dancer in Seattle and ball-parked her annual at $250 k. She looked startled (like "how did he know") and didn't comment. So, let her be your guide, if you can get in during the day. Someone else will have to fill you in on evenings.

Finally (FINALLY!

Take only cash in the amount you have budgeted for the adventure that day. Do not carry a debit / credit card in the door. This can be intoxicating, and it is easy to overspend if you don't create a hard limit for yourself.

[QUOTE=RandyWanker;6176278]

The best tip anyone can give you is to get with Monse (she works days only Tuesday. Sunday). Extras are de rigueur with her, she only asks you to pay what you think it was worth. She does the 3 at 100 thing but will do more for longer engagements. Typically, she offers virtually any "extra" you might want for $200 ish. But the biggest reason to spend time with her is that she will give you the lowdown on which dancers are extras oriented and on their character. If she says they are (good?) friends, they're a go. Some men contend that her attractiveness is below par. Let's not be shallow, Hal! There is a reason she is the busiest dancer in the club, every day. She is VERY good at this work and probably makes more in a day ($2500?) than most of us earn in a week and keep in mind, that is from return customers. I once said to her that I figured she had the highest income of any dancer in Seattle and ball-parked her annual at $250 k. She looked startled (like "how did he know") and didn't comment. So, let her be your guide, if you can get in during the day. Someone else will have to fill you in on evenings.
[/QUOTE]More like pro guide LOL. Kinda crazy that she is open with customers (that she knows) whether it be extras, price, or the lowdown on the club and her "good friends". If you want service. You pick monse. You want an expansive menu, quality service, and good price, go with monse. You want some info, monse. It's just Monse, Monse, Monse lmao