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Good morning all.
Hope everyone's having a wonderful day! I'm looking for a recommendation for Kalamazoo for today as I will be passing through on a work trip.
Best place with the leave happy guarantee and best looking ladies?
I'm not in a position to search the forum as I am driving so I would appreciate any feedback anyone has.
Thanks.
[QUOTE=Kinger19;5882665]Good morning all.
Hope everyone's having a wonderful day! I'm looking for a recommendation for Kalamazoo for today as I will be passing through on a work trip.
Best place with the leave happy guarantee and best looking ladies?
I'm not in a position to search the forum as I am driving so I would appreciate any feedback anyone has.
Thanks.[/QUOTE]Kinger, Kazoo for massage is just a desert these days, IMO.
The places that have "best lookers" all are self serve post massage.
The place that seems to mostly send guys away "happy" have older, less hot providers.
That is Lotus - 9th off W. Main.
I stopped massage in Kazoo quite a while back.
Sorry to say pal- Massage Talent wasteland here right now.
The Above is What you'd find from Reviews, over last 6 months.
Be safe, JJ.
[QUOTE=Kinger19;5882665]Good morning all.
Hope everyone's having a wonderful day! I'm looking for a recommendation for Kalamazoo for today as I will be passing through on a work trip.
Best place with the leave happy guarantee and best looking ladies?
I'm not in a position to search the forum as I am driving so I would appreciate any feedback anyone has..[/QUOTE]Your best bet is to head north a little and go to Grand Rapids. Kalamazoo is kinda of a dead zone. Or go to Battle Creek to spring or happy.
[QUOTE=Spidy1987;5852661]Meet with lisa tonight. She was friendly and talkitive. We started with a decent back rub. Then I flipped over and cuddle for a min. She played with the little guy while qe chatted. Then some kissing and me playing with her bits. Then to doggy to finish for both of us.
[URL]https://kalamazoo.skipthegames.com/massage/you-need-some-tlc-i-am-your-gi/325162095902[/URL][/QUOTE]It's been a few years ago I'm pretty sure she was on backpage in Battle Creek was a good time then.
Just curious since I've been seeing their add off of Bedpage recently.
[QUOTE=KzooForiegner;5898458]Just curious since I've been seeing their add off of Bedpage recently.[/QUOTE]KForeigner,
There are many reviews here, this thread, that will fill you in totally on Lotus.
Use the Advanced Search feature, while in this thread.
Enter "Lotus" & They'll Come Up for you.
To my knowledge, same there at Lotus, as has been for many moons (even since opening).
Be safe & well.
JJ / Jimmy.
Made a visit to Lotus a couple weeks back. Door fee for 1 hr is now $70. Will think long and hard before going back.
[QUOTE=Brilithos;5905305]Made a visit to Lotus a couple weeks back. Door fee for 1 hr is now $70. Will think long and hard before going back.[/QUOTE]Melissa is back at Lotus along with Sophia. Very good massage skills. Like everywhere else, staff is hard to find thus the increase in price. New staff won't come if pay isn't competitive.
Hi Kazoo brothers.
For those will to drive to B. C & seeking more AMP service (than here currently).
Check the B. C. Massage thread FYI (if you haven't already).
Jay at Spring is quite well reviewed.
Recommended by many.
Much intel in that thread on her.
I know many here in Kazoo, do not necessarily follow B. C.
Just saying.
Be safe & well.
JJ / Jimmy.
[QUOTE=JJLetsPlay;5906934]Hi Kazoo brothers.
For those will to drive to B. C & seeking more AMP service (than here currently).
Check the B. C. Massage thread FYI (if you haven't already).
Jay at Spring is quite well reviewed.
Recommended by many.
Much intel in that thread on her.
I know many here in Kazoo, do not necessarily follow B. C.
Just saying..[/QUOTE]Thanks bro. Nice intel for Battle Creek. Kalamazoo forum tells me only lotus offers HJ and others are DIY. Any chance the DIY places upgrade when you go there more.
Thank you.
A friend told me of an AMP on Sage Street, Kalamazoo.
Just south of W. Main St. About 1.5 blocks.
Corner where Qdoba is.
I did an advanced search this thread- nothing came up.
Has anyone posted on this amp before?
Seems UTR lesser known.
Anyone who has intel, please post or pm me.
Maybe there was past chatter & it just eluded me.
Link below.
Wondering,
JJ / Jimmy.
[URL]https://asian-massage-kalamazoo.business.site/?m=true[/URL]
[QUOTE=JJLetsPlay;5925257]A friend told me of an AMP on Sage Street, Kalamazoo.
[URL]https://asian-massage-kalamazoo.business.site/?m=true[/URL][/QUOTE]I think this place was briefly discussed. It's a DIY place run by Amy formerly of WM Massage on Stadium /6th. I stopped by to check it out and Amy was busy with another monger. Told me to call, but I like to just drop in so I left. There is another place close by right off W Main that is connected to Beautiful Life. Sherry fills in there sometimes. All part of the growing DIY network of Kzoo.
Where does sherry work now?
[QUOTE=Blake94;5930726]Where does sherry work now?[/QUOTE]I've seen Sherry work Beautiful Life and Mei Li. You can see her either place by making an appointment and asking specifically for her.
On a recent trip from Chicago through Kalamazoo I stopped at Hartford. It was nice to actually get a good 1-hour massage. So many places only do 30 minutes and you get cheated out of most of them. I can't remember the ladies name but near the end of the massage, I had to grab her hand and place it on JR a few times before she decided she could do it on her own. I would definitely recommend a stop here.
NOTE: the required I wear a mask the entire time and they did also. Next, I visited with HCS in Kalamazoo. She seems nice and serviced me well but I just wasn't into it. She isn't my type and it was the same day as my visit to Hartford so I wasn't "ready" yet. I tried to stop at Hartford on the way back to Chicago but there was a policeman parked at city hall. Too close for comfort so I skipped it and headed to Michigan city. Wow, this place was fantastic for the finish, the provider was sexy as hell and sold it very well. She wanted too much money (had to talk her down) but it was fun. Would recommend this place as well (next door to fireworks).
Tldr;.
Hartfor: good long massage, short ok HE, no personality.
SS: short ok massage, great HE with sexy body and fun personality.
I had a dream of the new girl, CC at Asian Massage WM on Stadium today. (not cici that we all know and love at lotus) Her massage skills were 2nd only to Sheri, but she is younger, and in my opinion, more attractive. Her enthusiastic youthful energy and Perfect legs and thighs will spoil you for all other women. Sadly still DIY, but as close as it gets to not be. Personality and looks make up for it. But. She asked for a tip halfway through the dream, and I tipped $. Things had gone so well until then, I felt lucky. Well, sadly I should have probably only tipped. 5 and I would have felt better about what I got when I woke up. Still, with only older talent around, this is the most attractive I have seen in kzoo lately. Apparently, she is from Chicago but will be back next week. Very limited English if that matters. Happy to share a few more details with senior members.
I decided to pay another visit to Asia Spa in Hartford. I was, I think, the first to post a review and my experience was positive. I wanted to give it another try since I had a good time before and I was curious since the reviews have been mixed since then. I tried calling yesterday evening to make sure they could accommodate since I think they only have one provider working in the evenings. But the call just went to a voice mailbox that was full. I decided to risk it and went by there about 7:30 PM and it was closed with a note on the door saying they would open back up at 1 PM the following day. Their website and Google listing say hours are 9 AM till 10 PM. Just curious if anyone knows what's up. Is this a temporary change in hours or are they cutting back or maybe even shutting down? Thoughts? Thanks.
A couple weeks ago I knew I would be swinging past Hartford. I scheduled an hour of time. Had an ok massage from a very nice gal. Said her name was Amy but she didn't speak much English. Had a great second half and left happy. If I am out that way, I would repeat. But, I suggest calling first.
[QUOTE=Brilithos;5965386]A couple weeks ago I knew I would be swinging past Hartford. I scheduled an hour of time. Had an ok massage from a very nice gal. Said her name was Amy but she didn't speak much English. Had a great second half and left happy. If I am out that way, I would repeat. But, I suggest calling first.[/QUOTE]I'm glad to hear they're still open and that you had a good experience. I haven't been able to make it back yet, but intend to soon.
Besides the new girl at stadium (I haven't been able to catch up with her yet), any new talent floating around Kalamazoo? The area seems stale.
Are there any massage parlors near west side of Kalamazoo that are full service? Some lady stopped by our work site handing out cards for Kalamazoo Relaxation. I think they are just massage only. Can't find much info on them.
[QUOTE=WillyJones;5995184]Are there any massage parlors near west side of Kalamazoo that are full service? Some lady stopped by our work site handing out cards for Kalamazoo Relaxation. I think they are just massage only. Can't find much info on them.[/QUOTE]Kalamazoo Relaxation is a waaaay overpriced bikini place. Don't waste your time or money.
Sheri msged me she had 2 new girls at her new maple hill spot. Has anyone had any good experiences there at the new maple hill shop?
[QUOTE=Brilithos;5965386]A couple weeks ago I knew I would be swinging past Hartford. I scheduled an hour of time. Had an ok massage from a very nice gal. Said her name was Amy but she didn't speak much English. Had a great second half and left happy. If I am out that way, I would repeat. But, I suggest calling first.[/QUOTE]Probably 6+ mo tha since I tried Hartford. Had been 2 much older asian ladies. Decent massage. Standard HE. Not worth going the dustancw. I'm in NW IN. Nothing like days of Anna in Hartford.
Is this girl worth an hour drive? Trying to find replacements for south bend closed establishments.
PM is good.
[QUOTE=Gutenberg469;5999771]Probably 6+ mo tha since I tried Hartford. Had been 2 much older asian ladies. Decent massage. Standard HE. Not worth going the dustancw. I'm in NW IN. Nothing like days of Anna in Hartford.
Is this girl worth an hour drive? Trying to find replacements for south bend closed establishments.
PM is good.[/QUOTE]Speaking of Hartford. Interesting development this week. Police chief placed on admin leave after state police executed search warrant at the station. Seems she was caught up in dealing some prescription pills out of the station. This is a very small police force. 5 or 6. And just a stones throw from the AMP. I suspected there may have been some sort of agreement to leave the AMP alone. Not sure if this will have any affect going forward. Maybe it's a good distraction as the town gets all their sets on this scandal.
[QUOTE=NeverTell;5934093]On a recent trip from Chicago through Kalamazoo I stopped at Hartford. It was nice to actually get a good 1-hour massage. So many places only do 30 minutes and you get cheated out of most of them. I can't remember the ladies name but near the end of the massage, I had to grab her hand and place it on JR a few times before she decided she could do it on her own. I would definitely recommend a stop here.
NOTE: the required I wear a mask the entire time and they did also. Next, I visited with HCS in Kalamazoo. She seems nice and serviced me well but I just wasn't into it. She isn't my type and it was the same day as my visit to Hartford so I wasn't "ready" yet. I tried to stop at Hartford on the way back to Chicago but there was a policeman parked at city hall. Too close for comfort so I skipped it and headed to Michigan city. Wow, this place was fantastic for the finish, the provider was sexy as hell and sold it very well. She wanted too much money (had to talk her down) but it was fun. Would recommend this place as well (next door to fireworks).
Tldr;.
Hartfor: good long massage, short ok HE, no personality.
SS: short ok massage, great HE with sexy body and fun personality.[/QUOTE]You most likely had Maya at SS. 5 stars. She is not presently there. But replacement girl named happy is close 2nd to Maya. There is a third girls, name escapes me. Pass on her is common opinion.
Maya is likely to rotate back in August.
My major con on SS is the 30 minute only offering. Because of that I search for South Bend replacements for the Bests.
[QUOTE=WillyJones;5995184]Are there any massage parlors near west side of Kalamazoo that are full service? Some lady stopped by our work site handing out cards for Kalamazoo Relaxation. I think they are just massage only. Can't find much info on them.[/QUOTE]Stopping by a worksite and handing out AMP cards is one I hadn't heard of before. Of course, I can also see the services being something less than stellar, too, but still seems like quite a good marketing technique.
[QUOTE=Rudiger;5999809]Stopping by a worksite and handing out AMP cards is one I hadn't heard of before. Of course, I can also see the services being something less than stellar, too, but still seems like quite a good marketing technique.[/QUOTE]I talked to her on the phone Friday afternoon, Very sexy sweet voice, when I asked her what type of massage they gave she said it was a regular massage with a sexy twist. I then asked her if it was an erotic massage. She said we will discuss that when I come in. She knows how to get my interest. I think I'm going to try them out later this week.
[QUOTE=WillyJones;6000090]I talked to her on the phone Friday afternoon, Very sexy sweet voice, when I asked her what type of massage they gave she said it was a regular massage with a sexy twist. I then asked her if it was an erotic massage. She said we will discuss that when I come in. She knows how to get my interest. I think I'm going to try them out later this week.[/QUOTE]Good luck. Let us know how things go.
[QUOTE=INeedaBJ616B;5997332]Sheri msged me she had 2 new girls at her new maple hill spot. Has anyone had any good experiences there at the new maple hill shop?[/QUOTE]I've seen three different women working at the Maple Hill Drive spa: Sunny, Linda (who also works at Lotus) and Lily.
All are reasonable attractive and provide a decent massage. Unfortunately, the options beyond a basic massage are very limited at this spa.
[QUOTE=ArborWorks;6002079]Good luck. Let us know how things go.[/QUOTE]Depends on who you get there only one offers extras that I know of they keep losing people left and right.
[QUOTE=Electronman;6002113]I've seen three different women working at the Maple Hill Drive spa: Sunny, Linda (who also works at Lotus) and Lily.
All are reasonable attractive and provide a decent massage. Unfortunately, the options beyond a basic massage are very limited at this spa.[/QUOTE]Linda from Lotus is on vacation in NY and has not worked there. You must be confusing her with someone else.
I'm super intrigued by her return to the business. Anyone had experience recent or otherwise?
[URL]https://traverse-city.skipthegames.com/massage/east_indian/nuru-asian-massage-kalamazoo/868748850368[/URL]
[QUOTE=WhrWhr56;6007254]I'm super intrigued by her return to the business. Anyone had experience recent or otherwise?
[URL]https://traverse-city.skipthegames.com/massage/east_indian/nuru-asian-massage-kalamazoo/868748850368[/URL][/QUOTE]You will want to educate yourself as to this persons history. Much has been written here. And some in GR massage section (not the Lauren with the glowing reviews). I've not seen this provider but you will want to know all the facts prior to making the plunge. And maybe watch Ace Ventura Pet Detective paying close attention to the character played by Sean Young. Education is a wonderful thing. Keeps one from regrettable situations. Or at least allows informed choices by those perhaps more evolved than I (dinosaur) am.
G2.
[QUOTE=ArborWorks;6002079]Good luck. Let us know how things go.[/QUOTE]I made an appointment for Saturday at 10:15 am. Got there at 10:00 and place was closed. Waited till 10:30 no one showed up. Door was still locked. They are supposed to be open at 10:00. Called and no answer, left a message. She replied shortly after noon wanting me to set up another appointment. I may try again if I'm bored.
[QUOTE=WhrWhr56;6007254]I'm super intrigued by her return to the business. Anyone had experience recent or otherwise?
[URL]https://traverse-city.skipthegames.com/massage/east_indian/nuru-asian-massage-kalamazoo/868748850368[/URL][/QUOTE]Yes, listen to the advice already given. I read the conflicting reports on this forum that this provider used to be a dude. I didn't want to believe it (b / c I'd already seen this provider once when I read those reports! But it's true. I Googled the phone number along with "Lauren" and "massage" or some combination of that and came across an old ad on Sumo Search where s / he admitted to being a post-op tranny. I, however, would have appreciated the provider being honest about that up front, in which case I wouldn't have gone (and I definitely won't be back). Just so you know and can make your own decision. I think maybe the phone number is different now b / c I tried to find that old Sumo Search ad to include a link here and couldn't find it, but if you search long enough maybe it's still up. Others can confirm this and if you search past posts they are there.
[QUOTE=WillyJones;6011025]I made an appointment for Saturday at 10:15 am. Got there at 10:00 and place was closed. Waited till 10:30 no one showed up. Door was still locked. They are supposed to be open at 10:00. Called and no answer, left a message. She replied shortly after noon wanting me to set up another appointment. I may try again if I'm bored.[/QUOTE]OK. So I just don't leave negative reviews. I just figure it was an off day and I try again. But the whole alluring idea of a massage from a young untrained "massage provider" is the potential nudity and some form of sexual release for the guy (and maybe the girl). I know Kalamazoo has slim pickings. But there are many better options. Even the AMPs that only offer DIY will assist you to reach your goal. And Lotus will do more.
And of course a road trip to Battle Creek is a viable option.
But if you are looking for young pretty English speaking girls with nudity, mutual touch, and satisfaction ending. Then STOP going to Relaxation and head to Grand Rapids. Want to negotiate costs and services? Then go to Serenity or Luxe. Want to match door fee with a tip to get nude mutual touch with HJ? Then try Panacea. Want up front pricing with nude body slide? Then go to BodyworkByUs. Want up front pricing with more open menu? Then try Hunters place with four willing hotties.
Want a terrible massage with no extras, and blue balls? Then keep trying relaxation. They've developed the art form of making you think you might get lucky. You won't. Unless you go elsewhere.
Your choice.
G2.
[QUOTE=RaulJulia;6012942]Yes, listen to the advice already given. I read the conflicting reports on this forum that this provider used to be a dude. I didn't want to believe it (b / c I'd already seen this provider once when I read those reports! But it's true. I Googled the phone number along with "Lauren" and "massage" or some combination of that and came across an old ad on Sumo Search where s / he admitted to being a post-op tranny. I, however, would have appreciated the provider being honest about that up front, in which case I wouldn't have gone (and I definitely won't be back). Just so you know and can make your own decision. I think maybe the phone number is different now b / c I tried to find that old Sumo Search ad to include a link here and couldn't find it, but if you search long enough maybe it's still up. Others can confirm this and if you search past posts they are there.[/QUOTE]I know this provider is real and in Kalamazoo, but suspiciously someone has adds up with the same pictures all over the country.
[QUOTE=SlyGuy12;6013854]I know this provider is real and in Kalamazoo, but suspiciously someone has adds up with the same pictures all over the country.[/QUOTE]I don't know about "her" being in other places. I noticed the link the OP had with his question was from the STG Traverse City page. I saw this provider in Kalamazoo in the provider's apartment. And the provider was definitely the person in the pictures. The problem is was that the provider, while being the person in the pictures, wasn't the girl in the pictures--at least not originally and not biologically. I will say, whoever did the surgeries did a good job. No Adam's apple and none of the easy stuff to spot. The boobs were clearly "enhanced," but the same is true of a lot of providers on STG. But yes, the info is out there if you're willing to look hard enough. This provider used to be a guy. My main gripe is that the provider isn't honest about this and newbies like me only learn this after the fact. There are pages on STG for various preferences and orientations. Yet providers post on the pages for men looking for women. You can go on the "female escort" listing on STG and there are some TS providers listing there and some who are just guys posting dick pics. While this is annoying and weird to me, at least those providers aren't trying to hide it (either by saying they're TS or by the obvious reality of a dick pic). This provider, Lauren in K'zoo, doesn't mention it anywhere in the current ads, at least when I looked at them (which admittedly has been a while--not since I found the old ad on Sumo Search).
[QUOTE=Gene2;6013213]OK. So I just don't leave negative reviews. I just figure it was an off day and I try again. But the whole alluring idea of a massage from a young untrained "massage provider" is the potential nudity and some form of sexual release for the guy (and maybe the girl). I know Kalamazoo has slim pickings. But there are many better options. Even the AMPs that only offer DIY will assist you to reach your goal. And Lotus will do more.
And of course a road trip to Battle Creek is a viable option.
But if you are looking for young pretty English speaking girls with nudity, mutual touch, and satisfaction ending. Then STOP going to Relaxation and head to Grand Rapids. Want to negotiate costs and services? Then go to Serenity or Luxe. Want to match door fee with a tip to get nude mutual touch with HJ? Then try Panacea. Want up front pricing with nude body slide? Then go to BodyworkByUs. Want up front pricing with more open menu? Then try Hunters place with four willing hotties.
Want a terrible massage with no extras, and blue balls? Then keep trying relaxation. They've developed the art form of making you think you might get lucky. You won't. Unless you go elsewhere.
Your choice.
G2.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info Gene. I found a very special lady in Battle Creek and I'm going to be sticking with her.