Massage Parlor Reports

Can I tell you a story.

I walked into Sunrise Massage the other day, I was greeted by asian lady, maybe 50's, tall slim wearing some business casual outfit. She told me I had to wait 25 minutes, I agreed. She took me to the room, the rooms don't have doors, only curtains. After about 10 minutes another lady walked in, older maybe late 40's to 50's, she put a long beach towel over me and started massaging me, the walls seems very thin and with a curtain its even worse.

So some guy walks in and says he wants 30 minutes, the lady massaging me left and came back and told me that I would have to wait 25 minutes while she took care of other customer, WTF. I wasnt too happy about that. I was about to get up and leave, but the lady that greeted me earlier came in and started massaging me. Both ladys are unattractive so it didn't matter. I was giving hints about HJ, but the lady kept shaking her head. Get this she even brought out her phone to translate to me "only massage" she gave me her cellphone to type, I asked for her name and she replied "do not ask" I was thinking WTF is going on here. At that point I was waiting to leave after my massage. The lady kept bringing out her phone to type something and show me like "the owner is here" meaning the other lady, but I could hear the other rooms. I think she was trying to feel me out or something.

At the end she brought out her phone and said "you need to ask for half hour massage" "I take good care of you next time" she didn't want to give her name. Never again. Thats an hour of my life that I will never get back. I left sad and unsatisfied.

Wow, not a good experience at all. Last I went there it was to see a specific provider but that was over 4 yrs ago.

Thanks for letting everyone one know. I'll stay away.

[QUOTE=RyanLandis;5498804]Looks like the dumpy joint by the entrance to the 101 in Old Town is history.

No lights on for last few days.[/QUOTE]I saw signs lit up when I was getting on the freeway. I couldn't tell if it said "massage" though. When on the freeway I saw an "open" sign lit up at the back.

[QUOTE=LaMancha;5672806]I saw signs lit up when I was getting on the freeway. I couldn't tell if it said "massage" though. When on the freeway I saw an "open" sign lit up at the back.[/QUOTE]Not massage.

It's been dark for awhile when going down 101.

Must be toast.

Just drove by a new place on Ponderosa and Mobil down from B&B. I'm not doing' the rub and tug thing for now but thought I'd let you all know.

Looks totally HJ at least, if anyone wants to check it out.

[QUOTE=RyanLandis;5691612]Just drove by a new place on Ponderosa and Mobil down from B&B. I'm not doing' the rub and tug thing for now but thought I'd let you all know.

Looks totally HJ at least, if anyone wants to check it out.[/QUOTE]This one is on Ponderosa next to the pizza joint. There is also one that's been there for over a year on Mobil across from Lucy's (legit) but never heard anything about that one.

[QUOTE=RyanLandis;5643520]Looks like they finally closed down Su in Newbury Park according to RM.

FS joints aren't long for in TO / NP area.[/QUOTE]Anyone try the replacement Health Spa?

Anyone know if Asian Spa on 10th St is closed. I tried 3 different times and nobody there but things looked normal.

Thanks. I have the answer on Asian Spa. Already made a visit.

The place is across from DONATE's UPHOLSTERY.

Terrible terrible service. Have never been treated poorly in a spa than here.

I'd stay away for life.

They advertise on LC as "VIP SERVICE" with tons of fake reviews.

Just made a trip because I've been wanting to get out. So glad I did. The new girl Jennifer is on par with anyone at Nicole's. Body like Yumi + a bit more up top and Sue's looks. Gives great massage but was pricey and non negotiable on limited extras. Was try to see if she spoke Russian, maybe after she's there a while. I was happy when I left. She said she's there Thur. Through sun.

[QUOTE=AzGuy1966;5800817]Just made a trip because I've been wanting to get out. So glad I did. The new girl Jennifer is on par with anyone at Nicole's. Body like Yumi + a bit more up top and Sue's looks. Gives great massage but was pricey and non negotiable on limited extras. Was try to see if she spoke Russian, maybe after she's there a while. I was happy when I left. She said she's there Thur. Through sun.[/QUOTE]Is this Or Arts SP?

[QUOTE=JamesCameron;5800296]The place is across from DONATE's UPHOLSTERY.

Terrible terrible service. Have never been treated poorly in a spa than here.

I'd stay away for life.

They advertise on LC as "VIP SERVICE" with tons of fake reviews.[/QUOTE]There is nothing by houses across from Donate. Was it a home setup?

[QUOTE=PlayerN818;5810692]There is nothing by houses across from Donate. Was it a home setup?[/QUOTE]It's across the street but a little south of Dontaes in in a group of medical building's.

I'm staying in Thousand Oaks this weekend with family. I'm from the OC. A friend recommended Bamboo Spa on Thousand Oaks Blvd. An AMP review site shows it as non-erotic. Anyone been there? Recommendations? If anyone finds themselves in north OC I'll be glad to reciprocate. Thanks.

[QUOTE=HeadorTail;5815277]I'm staying in Thousand Oaks this weekend with family. I'm from the OC. A friend recommended Bamboo Spa on Thousand Oaks Blvd. An AMP review site shows it as non-erotic. Anyone been there? Recommendations? If anyone finds themselves in north OC I'll be glad to reciprocate. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Nothing at Bamboo.

[QUOTE=HeadorTail;5815277]I'm staying in Thousand Oaks this weekend with family. I'm from the OC. A friend recommended Bamboo Spa on Thousand Oaks Blvd. An AMP review site shows it as non-erotic. Anyone been there? Recommendations? If anyone finds themselves in north OC I'll be glad to reciprocate. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Su, J&H, and Rainbow, are your spots.

[QUOTE=Nunya84;5818469]Su, J&H, and Rainbow, are your spots.[/QUOTE]Thanks guys. If you get down to OC just ask.

[QUOTE=Nunya84;5818469]Su, J&H, and Rainbow, are your spots.[/QUOTE]To add, Massage Therapy on TO Blvd is reliable for HE and they give good massages there as well.

[QUOTE=GonnaBeAlright;5819065]To add, Massage Therapy on TO Blvd is reliable for HE and they give good massages there as well.[/QUOTE]The place in Corporate Plaza?

Looks like it's now called Health Spa on RM.

Any info on new menu? Same?

[QUOTE=RyanLandis;5821752]Looks like it's now called Health Spa on RM.

Any info on new menu? Same?[/QUOTE]Health spa is on ventu.

[QUOTE=Nutzoid;5824768]Health spa is on ventu.[/QUOTE]Yes, use to be called Su, right? Or are there 2 on Ventu now?

[QUOTE=RyanLandis;5824821]Yes, use to be called Su, right? Or are there 2 on Ventu now?[/QUOTE]Yes, it was Su.

[QUOTE=PlayerN818;5820317]The place in Corporate Plaza?[/QUOTE]It's in the Sun Plaza. More of a strip mall type setup.

Looking to get a massage today and wanted to know if anyone knows a good place in T. O. , newbury park, or Camarillo for FS or at least a good BJ? Or should I just drive out to Oxnard for Nichole's?

[QUOTE=Cthulhu88;5855542]Looking to get a massage today and wanted to know if anyone knows a good place in T. O. , newbury park, or Camarillo for FS or at least a good BJ? Or should I just drive out to Oxnard for Nichole's?[/QUOTE]Dude, there is a full thread on this literally underneath your post. RTFM.

[QUOTE=PlayerN818;5855726]Dude, there is a full thread on this literally underneath your post. RTFM.[/QUOTE]Sorry I was pretty tired when I posted that and didn't make sure it made sense. What I meant was does anyone think that some of the places in TO, Camarillo or NP are worth it or if I should just drive the extra distance to Nichole's. I did read the posts before and I might try a place in Camarillo that I've been to and reviewed before. I also wanted to see if there was a place someone knew that might be good but haven't TOFT. I'm down to try that.

[QUOTE=Cthulhu88;5855850]Sorry I was pretty tired when I posted that and didn't make sure it made sense. What I meant was does anyone think that some of the places in TO, Camarillo or NP are worth it or if I should just drive the extra distance to Nichole's. I did read the posts before and I might try a place in Camarillo that I've been to and reviewed before. I also wanted to see if there was a place someone knew that might be good but haven't TOFT. I'm down to try that.[/QUOTE]Hit Nicole's for the sure thing. Nothing jumping anywhere else.

I'm going to give Health Spa a try today. Was formerly Su.

[QUOTE=Cthulhu88;5856237]I'm going to give Health Spa a try today. Was formerly Su.[/QUOTE]So I get there and the lobby is kinda barren with no window, no buzzing noise when I came in, and no door bell. I stood there for about 1 minute before the door opened and a very cute spinner came out with a very nice looking set of tits in a short shirt with a nice stomach. She asked how long and I tell her an hour. She takes me to a room and takes the door fee of $0. 6. I get undressed and she comes back in after a while and removed the towel for the most part. She works my back and neck and the massage was kinda meh. Not the best but not the worst. She barely even teased at all and after maybe 25 minutes she asked me to flip.

She immediately went after the boys and questioned if I wanted with a nod. I say how much and she motions mouth and humping and says 2 benji. I said the last time it was 1. 2, she countered with 1. 6 and I said 1. 4. She was pretty damn hot and I wanted to try her out. She agrees and leaves. I get ready and she comes in with a hat and goes pretty hard with the mouth for a while. She strips off the skirt and pulls up her top to reveal a nice set of bolt ons. I play with those and her ass as she works her oral magic for a few minutes before she kicks me off the table and lays down. Guess it's missionary? She wasn't into DATY so I slid in and went at it. She was decently tight and after like 45 seconds she asked if I was done.

At this point I feel like she's just rushing me. Not sure if she's mad I was only willing to drop $1. 4 or what but she didn't seem to be too willing to do any more. So I finish about 10 minutes later and leaves for the towels. Cleans up and says" all done!

I look at the clock and I still had about 20 minutes left.

So long story short they offer FS and the girl I got (didn't get her name) was hot as hell but seemed off out by my tip. Might come back for a HHR another day.

[QUOTE=Cthulhu88;5856511]So I get there and the lobby is kinda barren with no window, no buzzing noise when I came in, and no door bell. I stood there for about 1 minute before the door opened and a very cute spinner came out with a very nice looking set of tits in a short shirt with a nice stomach. She asked how long and I tell her an hour. She takes me to a room and takes the door fee of $0. 6. I get undressed and she comes back in after a while and removed the towel for the most part. She works my back and neck and the massage was kinda meh. Not the best but not the worst. She barely even teased at all and after maybe 25 minutes she asked me to flip.

She immediately went after the boys and questioned if I wanted with a nod. I say how much and she motions mouth and humping and says 2 benji. I said the last time it was 1. 2, she countered with 1. 6 and I said 1. 4. She was pretty damn hot and I wanted to try her out. She agrees and leaves. I get ready and she comes in with a hat and goes pretty hard with the mouth for a while. She strips off the skirt and pulls up her top to reveal a nice set of bolt ons. I play with those and her ass as she works her oral magic for a few minutes before she kicks me off the table and lays down. Guess it's missionary? She wasn't into DATY so I slid in and went at it. She was decently tight and after like 45 seconds she asked if I was done.

At this point I feel like she's just rushing me. Not sure if she's mad I was only willing to drop $1. 4 or what but she didn't seem to be too willing to do any more. So I finish about 10 minutes later and leaves for the towels. Cleans up and says" all done!

I look at the clock and I still had about 20 minutes left.

So long story short they offer FS and the girl I got (didn't get her name) was hot as hell but seemed off out by my tip. Might come back for a HHR another day.[/QUOTE]Wow. Seems way too HIGH. $ is more like it and do 30 min. Should be plenty of time to. "relax". Is she also a CPA or a Lawyer also for that chedder? No wonder car prices are over MSRP currently. Negotiate with you feet. This what I am offering otherwise I am out.

-JT.

[QUOTE=JTorrance;5858528]Wow. Seems way too HIGH. $ is more like it and do 30 min. Should be plenty of time to. "relax". Is she also a CPA or a Lawyer also for that chedder? No wonder car prices are over MSRP currently. Negotiate with you feet. This what I am offering otherwise I am out.

-JT.[/QUOTE]They got to pay for gas from San Gabriel and back ya know.

I know this may have been addressed in the thread at some point but I'm too lazy to look, or maybe it was other threads, but anyone getting a good massage before the fun starts in Ventura Co? Would be nice to cover both bases.

[QUOTE=RyanLandis;5858768]They got to pay for gas from San Gabriel and back ya know.[/QUOTE]LOL. GOOD POINT. Maybe they can carpool with others that work in the area that come from San Bernardo and LA, save gas and expenses.

-JT.

[QUOTE=RyanLandis;5858832]I know this may have been addressed in the thread at some point but I'm too lazy to look, or maybe it was other threads, but anyone getting a good massage before the fun starts in Ventura Co? Would be nice to cover both bases.[/QUOTE]Cherry Blossom in Oxnard.

I'll be visiting around the area in a week or so and was wondering if there's any good AMPs that provide a good BBBJ and cfs? Preferably a younger staff. Will happily share info for Hawaii.

[QUOTE=Nutzoid;5864528]Cherry Blossom in Oxnard.[/QUOTE]Thanks. There's a lot of chit chat with Cherry so the massage part not so relaxing in my experience. She's a doll though.

[QUOTE=YoungMonger808;5865180]I'll be visiting around the area in a week or so and was wondering if there's any good AMPs that provide a good BBBJ and cfs? Preferably a younger staff. Will happily share info for Hawaii.[/QUOTE]Check out the posts re: Nicole's here and you'll figure it out.