Strip Club Reports

Been out for a couple months, decided to hit up a couple strips to warm up first was Brass Flamingo in NPR in which I never had any luck but I prefer a drink with a nice full nude show before the night cap after a couple dances and a few drinks I headed for the usual hole-in-one Ybor Strip and had decent FS with one of the day shift milfs whom went by the stage name J, I had to settle for a room due to the crowd in the booths which ended up being costly for the quality of service but there's a few I wouldn't mind the fee, does anyone know if day shift Sarah offer's extra's? If so a pm would work too.

Stay safe.

Has anyone been by Bare Assets up in Holiday off 19 lately? Just curious: I've not been there for almost a year now.

[QUOTE=Darkpassenger]Has anyone been by Bare Assets up in Holiday off 19 lately? Just curious: I've not been there for almost a year now.[/QUOTE]

I was there on a Sat. night. There was a real hot looking girl, blonde, cute ass and nice legs; plby caliber. She said she's from Miami, she kept getting dances left and right. Besides her, there is nobody worth mentioning. BTW, I didn't get any dances from her.

The quality has gone down hill @ BA, used to be at least 5 hot girls now there is only 1 on a Sat night.

[QUOTE=Rg123]Been out for a couple months, decided to hit up a couple strips to warm up first was Brass Flamingo in NPR in which I never had any luck but I prefer a drink with a nice full nude show before the night cap after a couple dances and a few drinks I headed for the usual hole-in-one Ybor Strip and had decent FS with one of the day shift milfs whom went by the stage name J, I had to settle for a room due to the crowd in the booths which ended up being costly for the quality of service but there's a few I wouldn't mind the fee, does anyone know if day shift Sarah offer's extra's? If so a pm would work too.

Stay safe.[/QUOTE]I go to YS all the time.

Is the "J" you are refering to Joey?

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Last week , for the first time, i went to a strip club in Brandon and I was wondering if anyone has any info on the strip clubs on 60. Particularly one where where extras may be available.

Thanks guys.

[QUOTE=Lithium215]Last week , for the first time, i went to a strip club in Brandon and I was wondering if anyone has any info on the strip clubs on 60. Particularly one where where extras may be available.

Thanks guys.[/QUOTE]

Been a while since I've been to the two on the north side of the road. (Almost as long ago as when one could get extras at the Gold Club. Deja Vu, on the south side is usually well stocked with dancers. It's expensive, does 2.5 minute songs (I forget what the dance price is) and extras may be available in the higher priced booths/suites.

Personally, in that part of the world I prefer Ybor Strip, where extracurricular activities can indeed be had, pending on the girl.

[QUOTE=Tucker40]Been a while since I've been to the two on the north side of the road. (Almost as long ago as when one could get extras at the Gold Club. Deja Vu, on the south side is usually well stocked with dancers. It's expensive, does 2.5 minute songs (I forget what the dance price is) and extras may be available in the higher priced booths/suites.

Personally, in that part of the world I prefer Ybor Strip, where extracurricular activities can indeed be had, pending on the girl.[/QUOTE]I like Ybor Strip a lot. Great girls, most are cute and not too pushy. Deja I've seen SOME cute girls but most were Fugly. The most ugly among them are the most pushy too. I hate going to a strip club and getting hounded by horible ugly HOs that I would never stop for on Nebraska.

Deja Vu sucks, I don't know much about the other two there. But Deja Vu SUCKS!

[QUOTE=Lithium215]Last week , for the first time, i went to a strip club in Brandon and I was wondering if anyone has any info on the strip clubs on 60. Particularly one where where extras may be available.

Thanks guys.[/QUOTE]I visited Deja Vu not too long ago on a saturday. Definitely not as good as it used to be, quality has gone down. However, definitely extras to be had depending on your taste in women, but not really cost effective ($$$+). I'd just skip the non sense and head over to Ybor Strip. Even if you're not looking for extras, the girls are much better there.

[QUOTE=John5227]I visited Deja Vu not too long ago on a saturday. Definitely not as good as it used to be, quality has gone down. However, definitely extras to be had depending on your taste in women, but not really cost effective ($$$+). I'd just skip the non sense and head over to Ybor Strip. Even if you're not looking for extras, the girls are much better there.[/QUOTE]

Extras at any strip club aren't cost-effective. But they sure are fun.

In defense of Deja Vu, I can safely say the quality of every club I've visited that also existed five years ago -- maybe even three years ago -- has gone down. But it is what it is, a way to kill time.

Sunday I thought that I'd check out a strip club because there was no 'fresh fish' on the streets. First I stopped by Chic's on Florida across from Home Depot. I only saw two girls, the white one on stage had a lot of tats but I did not get a good look around because a huge black guy came up to me and said "Hey bro there's a $5 cover." now I'm not worried about $5 cover, BUT, $5 for a club with 2 girls working? Not nude mind you; this club has booze. So this is bikini, $5 for 2 clothed girls. There may have been 4 other guys in the place. No Thanks!

I stepped over to Starlite to see if they had any Fresh fish, I was pleased to find 19 year old 'Mustang' very energetic, very cute. I will repete. She had been down the street at Foxy's but this was the first time I met her. Starlite also had 3 big girls too, so if you like 'em big this may be your place. My taste is more along the 'Mustang' line though. Cute, thin, nice real tits. She has the Tramp stamp 'Mustang' right above her cute little round ass.

[QUOTE=Tucker40]Extras at any strip club aren't cost-effective. But they sure are fun.

In defense of Deja Vu, I can safely say the quality of every club I've visited that also existed five years ago -- maybe even three years ago -- has gone down. But it is what it is, a way to kill time.[/QUOTE]Very true. Had fun at ybor strip but $$ for a quick CBJ is not worth it. Really felt rushed.

[QUOTE=Mr Horney]Very true. Had fun at ybor strip but $$ for a quick CBJ is not worth it. Really felt rushed.[/QUOTE]

a CBJ shouldn't be "rushed" at that price. Some girls there have, in the more recent past offered a fuller experience for that same rate. Sadly the last one went out on maternity leave by now.

Visited Ybor Strip last week and had a good time with Joey, though a tad rushed. Everything appeared to be on the menu, but my budget did not stretch all the way to the top of the menu. She assured me her sister Lexy was every bit as accommodating as well.

Got another dance from a somewhat older skinny blonde, good dance but nothing really extra. The big downside was that she put her lips on my cock through my pants and left a pair of big, obvious lipstick stains that do not want to come out. There's only so long I can work on such a thing before my wife starts wondering why I'm spending so much (or really any) time in the laundry room.

Went early about 9:30 on Tuesday. I was a minority but no problem. Had a VIP from Ruby, 22 she says. Was upgraded to VIP upon entry. Still don't guess the system. Because I was VIP I was charged 10 VIP for room, and then the dance was 20. Not about to ask too much this first time. Ruby has a Hot body, but probably could have had more services from an older dancer. It was so dark in VIP. More ladies were coming around 10:30 when I left. Any recommendations are appreciated. Service and attitude count. Seems like a fun ok place, will repeat.

[QUOTE=JHS 42]Visited Ybor Strip last week and had a good time with Joey, though a tad rushed. Everything appeared to be on the menu, but my budget did not stretch all the way to the top of the menu. She assured me her sister Lexy was every bit as accommodating as well.

Got another dance from a somewhat older skinny blonde, good dance but nothing really extra. The big downside was that she put her lips on my cock through my pants and left a pair of big, obvious lipstick stains that do not want to come out. There's only so long I can work on such a thing before my wife starts wondering why I'm spending so much (or really any) time in the laundry room.[/QUOTE]You must mean julie, not joey. Julie is lexys sister ( are so she says).

I heard she got butt work done.

[QUOTE=Pink Chaser]You must mean julie, not joey. Julie is lexys sister ( are so she says).

I heard she got butt work done.[/QUOTE]

Oh, right...I just read the post below and had "Joey" on the brain. Although it sounded almost like "Jolie".

The butt looks good. In general there's an artificial quality to her look that doesn't entirely work for me, but I can be open-minded in that regard if the rewards are great enough...

[QUOTE=JHS 42]Oh, right...I just read the post below and had "Joey" on the brain. Although it sounded almost like "Jolie".

The butt looks good. In general there's an artificial quality to her look that doesn't entirely work for me, but I can be open-minded in that regard if the rewards are great enough...[/QUOTE]Shes way too fake looking for me. Fake ass, fake hair color, fake tan!

[QUOTE=Rg123]Been out for a couple months, decided to hit up a couple strips to warm up first was Brass Flamingo in NPR in which I never had any luck but I prefer a drink with a nice full nude show before the night cap after a couple dances and a few drinks I headed for the usual hole-in-one Ybor Strip and had decent FS with one of the day shift milfs whom went by the stage name J, I had to settle for a room due to the crowd in the booths which ended up being costly for the quality of service but there's a few I wouldn't mind the fee, does anyone know if day shift Sarah offer's extra's? If so a pm would work too.

Stay safe.[/QUOTE]Don't know about Sarah doing xtras but I would say out of all the strip clubs ive been to in my day Ybor Strip is hands downs the best club for the dollar. I thought Sarah looked better when she was about 15 pounds heavier. Monique has a great body, Angie to. The strip is Tampas best kept secret, hope it stays that way!

[QUOTE=Robert Wilson]Seriously? You think black guys don't get mugged?

C'mon man, you take that same chance going into any seedy bar in town, white, black, strip club or not. Meth'ed up rednecks are fuckin' scary too.[/QUOTE]Cut the politically correct bullshit and be real, a white guy hangin out at an all black club vs being at some redneck bar! Compare the number of shootings at white clubs vs black clubs!

[QUOTE=Originalwook]Erin always gave me the impression of a total *****. Never spoke. Never smiled. Always looked like she wanted to be somewhere else.

With Mena, it was always about the problems with her ex, her kid or her physical ailments. It got to the point where I really got tired of getting dances from her. Plus, you never knew who you were going to get. The playful Mena or the complaining one.[/QUOTE]Erin is too old and needs to get out of dancing!

Took a trip to the strip last Fri, met up Joey older but gets the job done at a good price no hassel afterwards, decided to stay a few more minutes to check out any new prospects Rayne approached and offered a good time I explained I was ok she gave me her number and said there was alot of fun to be had back at her place havent had the chance to go but will soon, does anyone know if dayshift dancer babygirl offers any extras?

[QUOTE=Rg123]Took a trip to the strip last Fri, met up Joey older but gets the job done at a good price no hassel afterwards, decided to stay a few more minutes to check out any new prospects Rayne approached and offered a good time I explained I was ok she gave me her number and said there was alot of fun to be had back at her place havent had the chance to go but will soon, does anyone know if dayshift dancer babygirl offers any extras?[/QUOTE]Its Babydoll not Babygirl, her dances have always left me totally satisfied, dont know about xtras outside the club, ( not that i would meet up with most of these girls outsitside the club because most of them are nuts and got too many issues for me to deal with)

OK lets be real for a second - Who ever is going into the local SC's, BS'ing with girl and other patrons and telling them they are the SW Surfer from the Guide is causing me some grief. First, the Guide is not something to be talking about in Clubs or with SW's. Second, If you think being me is so awesome - Get a life.

Surfer Out!!!

There have been azzzclowns doing that to me for years. I figure if they want to use my name and stir shizz up go ahead.

Just go by luckydick or something else so they can't place a face with a name. haha!

Happy Hunting..

[QUOTE=SW Surfer]OK lets be real for a second - Who ever is going into the local SC's, BS'ing with girl and other patrons and telling them they are the SW Surfer from the Guide is causing me some grief. First, the Guide is not something to be talking about in Clubs or with SW's. Second, If you think being me is so awesome - Get a life.

Surfer Out!!![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=R Consultant]There have been azzzclowns doing that to me for years. I figure if they want to use my name and stir shizz up go ahead.

Just go by luckydick or something else so they can't place a face with a name. haha!

Happy Hunting..[/QUOTE]

I'm always introducing myself to strippers as the SW Surfing Consultant. Usually, I just get kicked in the nuts or slapped in the face.

What the hell did you guys do to piss off so many strippers?!

Not sure what others are doing but I normally don't ever piss off strippers. I tend to have a great repore with the dancers, since I don't try and blow smoke up their ass's.

The dork that is telling girls he is me, thinks he will get extra's by using my name. The funny thing is I almost never never never tell the dancers about the Guide. So I am not sure why "AssJack" keeps using my name.

Kinda Funny when you think about it - he walks in thinking he is going to skate on my name, and they are like "WHO????"

- :) WAY TOO FUNNY :) -

Surfer Out!!!

[QUOTE=Originalwook]I'm always introducing myself to strippers as the SW Surfing Consultant. Usually, I just get kicked in the nuts or slapped in the face.

What the hell did you guys do to piss off so many strippers?![/QUOTE]

I'm going to have to start using a new name..... My nuts are getting sore. :)

[QUOTE=Clinton Bush]I'm going to have to start using a new name..... My nuts are getting sore. :)[/QUOTE]Most strippers don't know how to use computers.

Any info on day shit and where about is YS?

Hey Surf - Sorry you got your name snagged. I remember a few years ago I had a guy learn my strip club visit patterns and began asking around about the "guide". After a few too many beers I divulged who I was and he as well. At least he said he was a someone I thought I knew from here.

Mid way through a great hoover special in the VIP, he walks in the VIP with a dancer and see I am getting blown, pulls out his badge and cuff's. After a night in lock up and a bunch of BS - all charges were dropped and no record was placed on my file. All because of my own loose lips and a few too many drink.

Then a few weeks ago it's like deja vu. I am in a SC in Dallas and I hear a guy a few seats down bragging about being the web master of the USASexGuide. I about sh*t myself, so I play dumb and start asking questions about it. He is 25ish and so full of crap, he can't even tell me when and how it got started. So I play along thinking this kid is just a blow hard trying to impress.

I get a table dance, then he gets a dance. Then he begins asking me if I ever get extras or TO - I play dumb. I then get a table dance in the dark corner and notice he is watching from across the room. So I don't get the extra I normally get and cut back to only one dance.

Then a few of his freinds show up, they all look like Cops. I cash out and as I am walking out the door, 4 or 5 Leos pull into the parking lot and head in side. Timing was everything. Not to sure what went down???

So lesson learned - sometimes TMI is TMI.

Happy Hunting,

Tribal

A previous reviewer nailed it when he described this place as a lap dance factory. They have close to 100 girls working and 75% of them are hot! How do they do that? I would like to get the job of the guy scouting for these dancers. I want to be the casting director :-) Anyway, the place was packed on Saturday night. Standing room only. The girls were doing $20 dances. Some asked for $25 but were willing to go lower if you get multiples. I tried a petite spinner brunette followed by a 20 yr old blonde. Blonde made me happy :-) they also had a very reasonably priced limo drop off to downtown hotels. Cool.

[QUOTE=Tribal69]Hey Surf - Sorry you got your name snagged. I remember a few years ago I had a guy learn my strip club visit patterns and began asking around about the "guide". After a few too many beers I divulged who I was and he as well. At least he said he was a someone I thought I knew from here.

Mid way through a great hoover special in the VIP, he walks in the VIP with a dancer and see I am getting blown, pulls out his badge and cuff's. After a night in lock up and a bunch of BS - all charges were dropped and no record was placed on my file. All because of my own loose lips and a few too many drink.

Then a few weeks ago it's like deja vu. I am in a SC in Dallas and I hear a guy a few seats down bragging about being the web master of the USASexGuide. I about sh*t myself, so I play dumb and start asking questions about it. He is 25ish and so full of crap, he can't even tell me when and how it got started. So I play along thinking this kid is just a blow hard trying to impress.

I get a table dance, then he gets a dance. Then he begins asking me if I ever get extras or TO - I play dumb. I then get a table dance in the dark corner and notice he is watching from across the room. So I don't get the extra I normally get and cut back to only one dance.

Then a few of his freinds show up, they all look like Cops. I cash out and as I am walking out the door, 4 or 5 Leos pull into the parking lot and head in side. Timing was everything. Not to sure what went down???

So lesson learned - sometimes TMI is TMI.

Happy Hunting,

Tribal[/QUOTE]Should be posted in the Urban Legend thread.

[QUOTE=Gmann3]Any info on day shit and where about is YS?[/QUOTE]
It's in Ybor City at 39th and 7th. Not hard to find if you look. There is this thing called the internet and google. Makes it very easy way to find things.

The Puerto Rican cousins rock. I saw Vanity on my way out the previous night and I told her that i will come back for her and I am glad I did. I took her to the back chair area. Started with $50/3. She has a hard body and I really enjoy that spinner type. Boy, was she spinning on me! She was getting ready to make me happy in 3 songs. I had to ask her to slow down and prolong the pleasure of these high two way contact dances. Finished with 6 songs. What a rush. There is something to be said dirty dances right behind a thin curtain.

I recovered for 5 minutes and took her fairer skinned cousin to the back. She was awesome also but unfortunately the club closed on the 5 song and we had to stop. What a bummer.

Stopped by on Thursday afternoon. They have a cover even in the afternoons, which surprised me a bit. There were 9 girls. Couple of them are pretty cute.

Innocence: Is young, girl next door look and was the best looking of the bunch. I did a 3 for $5o with her. She gave me good dances. She only allowed light kissing of nips but no suction :-) She also did not want to touch me where I wanted her to. It was enjoyable, more mileage than in most other clubs but not worth spending more.

Sara: Tight body. Small tits. Same rules as above. Stopped after 3 songs.

Brazilian (Sofia? not sure) Big natural tits. Very friendly. Anything goes, within reason of course. Left happy.

Interestingly, during my 3 day day back to back visits, I found night time dances more liberal than the afternoon! In my experience with other clubs all around the country, that is very rare . I am almost always guaranteed higher mileage in the afternoons. Is that the norm in this club and in Tampa in general?

[QUOTE=Vitrea]Stopped by on Thursday afternoon. They have a cover even in the afternoons, which surprised me a bit. There were 9 girls. Couple of them are pretty cute.

Innocence: Is young, girl next door look and was the best looking of the bunch. I did a 3 for $5o with her. She gave me good dances. She only allowed light kissing of nips but no suction :-) She also did not want to touch me where I wanted her to. It was enjoyable, more mileage than in most other clubs but not worth spending more.

Sara: Tight body. Small tits. Same rules as above. Stopped after 3 songs.

Brazilian (Sofia? not sure) Big natural tits. Very friendly. Anything goes, within reason of course. Left happy.

Interestingly, during my 3 day day back to back visits, I found night time dances more liberal than the afternoon! In my experience with other clubs all around the country, that is very rare . I am almost always guaranteed higher mileage in the afternoons. Is that the norm in this club and in Tampa in general?[/QUOTE]

No, I think that you just happed to try out two dancers who do not bend the rules. I had tried Sara before and her performance with me was just like yours so its not you. If Rayne (she is a pal of Sofia) is working next time you are in give her a try. I thik you will be happy.

As for the day time cover charge, all local clubs do this. What I did not know until a recent visit is that they also charge the girls for any drinks they can not get a customer to buy them when the do a VIP dance. When you go to the VIP with a dancer you always have to pay that $10.00 room fee. That is a major rip off in my mind. You are also hit with the "do you want to buy the lady a drink" line. If you say yes then you pay an over priced cost for her drink., If you decline, they make a note of it and at the end of her shift, your dancer is hit with a bill for that non-purchased drink and any others that she did not sell.

If you buy the drink and she selects a tea drink as her choice, you are hit for $6.00. They open the bottle and give her a small cup full of ice and her tea. They cap the bottle and keep it behind the bar. Next time any dancer asks for a tea, they open the bottle that YOU paid for and use it to fill this other dancers drink. And then they repeat the process until the bottle is empty. I watched the bartender do this last night and she was able to fill three dancer drink order for tea from a single bottle! If you want to by your girl a drink, tell her you will get her a water but no tea!

I always thought that the owners of YS were greedy but this puts them in a new low as far as I am concerned.

For all you "Coupon Queens" out there.
Here is $5.00 off admission
[url]http://www.yborstrip.com/pdf/5.00coupon.pdf[/url]

Stopped by the YS last night to check it out. I am really not understanding the pricing in the area anymore. Had 2 different quotes me, "would you like a better dance? " That was the DUH question they have to ask, so of course the answer was, Yes! Then they said, $-HJ, $$-BJ, $$$-for more. Seriously guys, are there idiots paying this amount. I means lets add all this up shall we: $15 cover + $5 min drink purchase, $10 EACH TIME just to go into a room to dance, $50 for the 3 dances, and now $$$ more for the works. $380!!

Guys wise the "F" up because these girls can only charge what you are stupid enough to pay them! Escorts are cheaper and more personal, and at least they have hopefully had a shower since their last guy.

But I did talk to a girl named Dana before I left. Anyone have any info on this particular dancer. Blonde, maybe in her 30's, 5'3" without the heals.

I spent some time at YS over the past couple of days and will say this about that:

Rayne – Day shift dancer with a nice body but too many tats for me. We did a few dances in the VIP room and she was very friendly. Took matters into her own hands but we did not complete the deed. She mentioned the Champagne room a couple of times but made no specific promises. Offered my phone number and she took it with a promise to call but not holding my breath.

Roxy – Night shift dancer with a nice body with pretty good bolt ons. Felt really good and she liked to have her nips licked. She also mentioned the Champagne room more than once but did not offer up specific promises of what would transpire there. She did do a pretty good job grinding on me so much so that she claimed to have had an O. She did this both nights I saw her. She also stated that she had someone outside of the club and she would not consider outside activity for “5 million dollars” so I figured that it was pointless to pursue. She also said that she was looking for a different club to dance at as she did not like the smoke. She said that she was looking at the Penthouse Club.

Mariah – Night shift dancer with an OK body but a little thick for my taste. First night dancing with her was fun and included nipple play and nice handy work on her part. I even left with my finger wet as she really got into the dances. Offer up my number and she took it. She even called after work but claimed to be “too tired”. Saw her the second night but she was not nearly as much fun. She attributed it to the manager on duty who happened to be Donny, the perv prick might manager. This ass clown always seems to be on duty when I pay a visit. Anyway, she suggested the Champagne Room too but I did not participate. I hate having to fork over $10 every time I want to go to the VIP room and I sure as hell am not going to fork over $50 to get into the Champagne Room.

Did not see many of the regular night shift girls, particularly no Chevon who is always fun to be with.

[QUOTE=Originalwook] What I did not know until a recent visit is that they also charge the girls for any drinks they can not get a customer to buy them when the do a VIP dance. When you go to the VIP with a dancer you always have to pay that $10.00 room fee. That is a major rip off in my mind. You are also hit with the "do you want to buy the lady a drink" line. If you say yes then you pay an over priced cost for her drink., If you decline, they make a note of it and at the end of her shift, your dancer is hit with a bill for that non-purchased drink and any others that she did not sell.

If you buy the drink and she selects a tea drink as her choice, you are hit for $6.00. They open the bottle and give her a small cup full of ice and her tea. They cap the bottle and keep it behind the bar. Next time any dancer asks for a tea, they open the bottle that YOU paid for and use it to fill this other dancers drink. And then they repeat the process until the bottle is empty. I watched the bartender do this last night and she was able to fill three dancer drink order for tea from a single bottle! If you want to by your girl a drink, tell her you will get her a water but no tea![/QUOTE]You are funny and your passion is contagious. I agree with you about tea vs water. Even though, personally, I don't give a fuck what they do with the $6 dollars I pay the bar. I see that as an investment that allows the girl to sit down for a few minutes so that I can get a feel for her personality and the services she is likely to offer. The girl, Innocence, actually said to me that she prefers ordering water [i]because[/i] the club allows her to keep the bottle. She said that any other drink they order, they give it to them in a cup.