Streetwalker Reports

OK guys see ya later its time to get something accomplished today.. PM for anything worth a hoot.... cya

A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped.

"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex." The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.

After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.

"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25..."
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One day a hooker went to file her taxes, and for occupation she put prostitution.

The tax collector explained that prostitution was an illegal occupation.

She said she'd have to go home and think about it and that she'd call him back in a hour with her occupation.

An hour later she called him and said, "I've got it... I'm a chicken farmer."

He said, "How do you get chicken farmer out of prostitution."

She said, "I raised over a thousand cocks last year."
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A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, "But we don't know anything about each other." He said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along." So she consented, and they were married, and went on a honeymoon to a very nice resort.

So one morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10 Meter board and did a two and a half-tuck gainer, this was followed by a three rotations in jackknife position, where he straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel.

She said, "That was incredible!"

He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about each other as we went along."

So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing laps. After about thirty laps she climbed back out and lay down on her towel hardly out of breath.

He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?"

"No," she said. "I was a hooker in Venice and I worked both sides of the Grand Canal."


[QUOTE=R Consultant]Now that would be cool we all get jobs at the jail.. I want to be a warden like at Oz but all females of course.. Now that would be an interesting job-LOL!

ok my joke:::

Three friends decided to visit a prostitute. It was a slow night, So she gave the guys a deal. "You can pay by the inch."

When the first man comes back out his friends ask, "How much did she charge you?"

"$75 dollars," said the first.

The second guy goes in and returns with a fee of $85. The first two were proud of their prowess.

The third man goes in and returns, "How much did she charge you?" ask the first two.
"$20 dollars" replies the third.

The first two start laughing hysterically.

"Hey guys," replied the third, "I'm not so stupid, I paid on the way out instead of on the way in!"[/QUOTE]

So the middle aged man goes to see a prostitute and says "How much for a blowjob" The hooker looks at him and tells him it is $100.00. The middle aged man says,"That seems kind of steep" to which the hooker replies "They're the best in town" The middle aged man agrees and they go back to her room. The man takes his clothes off and starts furiously masturbating. The hooker says, "What are you doing?" The man looks up and says "Well for a hundred dollars I'm not going to give you the easy one!"

So, I went looking tonight, but something bad must have happened at 5th Ave N and 34th St. There were police everywhere and they even had some police tape lines up. Not sure what was going on, but they had 34th Street completely blocked at that intersection which sort of messed up my flow in looking for action.

At any rate, I only saw three BSWs - one was that nasty tranny on 35th St around 3rd Ave N. The other two were on 4th St N and I honestly couldn't tell if they were females or not.

This area is seemingly dead right now.

Yeah I went for a drive myself up 49th al of 34th down to 4th and up 54th and haines only saw 2 possibles one on park and when I asked this little mexican delight she just kept walking and the other was on 34th and about 7th. I had come down 34th to 22nd s and there was a drunk couple in the shell parking lot and when I came back around the cops and FD had just gotten there and blocked everything off. I think one of them fell into traffic but not sure. But I agree it was dead dead dead last night.

Well LEO is like a fox in he hen house. I went for a drive ot get some breakfast not really looking but ended up driving down haines. Pcso was sitting watching some older really skanky looking chick I have seen walking several times before. As I head up the road another pcso came up the other end of haines be careful out there guys.

...The Proud...the St. Pete WSWs. Yep, there's very few left, and Red is one of the few left out there; ya'll know who she is. She looked fresh and clean and had lots of sleep during the past two days. She was wearing no panties this afternoon...nice.

I also saw BTC with two of her compadres. She has lost a substantial amount of weight and is not even attractive in my opinion. As usual, NGH can be seen in her normall spot (34th and 13th ave north) with her famous puke green colored ho shorts.

Hi All, first post here. Great to see so much info on the scene here in SP.

Quick question. Is Blondie, the 48 y/o still around?

[QUOTE=Invictaguy123]Hi All, first post here. Great to see so much info on the scene here in SP.

Quick question. Is Blondie, the 48 y/o still around?[/QUOTE]

That would be Dawn Kmak. Check PCSO for mug shots. She isn't presently in jail(Pinellas anyways) If you look at her arrests, you'll see she's just a gal that likes her booze(no drug arrests). She loves to talk dirty to you and has always been a decent date. She has never set a price for service when I've picked her up. I usually give her .20 or .30 and she never complained. I haven't seen her in months, but the last time was on 4th street by the Banyon tree motel. She usually travels with a white guy about her age.

Thanks EM,

I'll keep a look out for her, and hopefully she'll turn up. Love the dirty busty mature ones.

Look at for this one. She is a whack job goes by the name of Mercedes but speaking with her she said her name was Samantha she was all freaked out and I thought I was about to go for a ride. I figured out why she was so freaked out she was going to cash and dash I grabbed the money back as she headed out. I had my camera and here is a picture you can see her caring the grocery bag as she headed down an alley. Said her "X" was after her and kept stealing her money. I would stay way clear of her she is a nut job.

You're absolutely right. BTC seems to be deteriorating. She never really was attractive, but she has been enthusiastic in the past and therefore worth the time.

I haven't had the pleasure of "Red". Looks like your photo was 1st Ave N and 34th St? Am I right? If you can tell me where and when to hunt for her, I'd be appreciative.

As for NGH (and others) -- if POPO is cleaning up the streets, why the heck do they leave NGH, the nasty tranny that hangs out on 35th St and all the skanks and only pick up the good ones? Sigh...



[QUOTE=Ho_Chaser]...The Proud...the St. Pete WSWs. Yep, there's very few left, and Red is one of the few left out there; ya'll know who she is. She looked fresh and clean and had lots of sleep during the past two days. She was wearing no panties this afternoon...nice.

I also saw BTC with two of her compadres. She has lost a substantial amount of weight and is not even attractive in my opinion. As usual, NGH can be seen in her normall spot (34th and 13th ave north) with her famous puke green colored ho shorts.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Member #1658]You're absolutely right. BTC seems to be deteriorating. She never really was attractive, but she has been enthusiastic in the past and therefore worth the time.



As for NGH (and others) -- if POPO is cleaning up the streets, why the heck do they leave NGH, the nasty tranny that hangs out on 35th St and all the skanks and only pick up the good ones? Sigh...[/QUOTE]

NGH has never been busted for prostitution, just loitering. She told me once that Leo didn't hassle her much cause she doesn't use drugs. She gets busted for loitering once in a while, when Merchants complain. Some may remember, she used to hang out at the bus stop at 34th and 52nd. There is a pawn shop there. They complained and she got busted. She is one ugly girl, with some nasty teeth(whats left of them) In the years I've been mongering, I can only remember seeing her picked up by a monger, twice. I've never sampled her, but, I've been tempted, except for that mouth. Someone should TOFTT. Maybe a new guy(hint hint hint) who can then give us a full report!

Hey Milf- Wheres the picture at? Im wondering its my pc or whatever you uploaded didnt make it. Let me know if its me or something else.


[QUOTE=Milfman]Look at for this one. She is a whack job goes by the name of Mercedes but speaking with her she said her name was Samantha she was all freaked out and I thought I was about to go for a ride. I figured out why she was so freaked out she was going to cash and dash I grabbed the money back as she headed out. I had my camera and here is a picture you can see her caring the grocery bag as she headed down an alley. Said her "X" was after her and kept stealing her money. I would stay way clear of her she is a nut job.[/QUOTE]

This morning at 8am on 34th and about 11th S, saw a WSW in blue track pants and white top. She had long dark dirty hair, about 20-25, and was not too thin or fat. Facially about a 4.

I drove round for a second look and on slowing she gave me the look, but I had traffic behind me and was running late for work.

On a drive up and back down 19 to 62nd at noon, only saw one girl, shortish redish hair (Michelle? ) who was looking good in black jeans, top and small heels, walking N at around 11th, just up from the McDonalds.

I did a quick turn and round only to see the guy in front, in a beige coloured Ford, hesitiate and then pick her up!

Anyone here the lucky one!

[QUOTE=Invictaguy123]
On a drive up and back down 19 to 62nd at noon, only saw one girl, shortish redish hair (Michelle? ) who was looking good in black jeans, top and small heels, walking N at around 11th, just up from the McDonalds.

I did a quick turn and round only to see the guy in front, in a beige coloured Ford, hesitiate and then pick her up!
Anyone here the lucky one![/QUOTE]Thanks for the post and welcome. As a side note, as a long time monger and recent board participant---for what its worth its probably not a good idea for members to be stating what type of cars they drive nor for any of us to be mentioning the type of vehicles they see pick someone up. And no..it wasn't me..lol. If it was, I wouldn't be too thrilled with seeing it listed on here, though.

Eye Myt, if you RTFF with a keen eye, you'll see that some people have already TOFTT and the reports on their experiences is how she ended up being coined NGH ("No Good Ho") in the first place.

I was horny enough to pick her up once a few years back when she had more teeth and didn't look quite as bad. She was rushed and had a bad attitude the day I picked her up. She was a definite NO REPEAT for me. I'm too tired to do a search right now for my scathing report on her, but I'm sure you can find it if you want to take the time.

Take my word for it -- don't pick her up. Rosey Palm and her 5 sisters is a better option.

[QUOTE=Eye Myt]NGH has never been busted for prostitution, just loitering. She told me once that Leo didn't hassle her much cause she doesn't use drugs. She gets busted for loitering once in a while, when Merchants complain. Some may remember, she used to hang out at the bus stop at 34th and 52nd. There is a pawn shop there. They complained and she got busted. She is one ugly girl, with some nasty teeth(whats left of them) In the years I've been mongering, I can only remember seeing her picked up by a monger, twice. I've never sampled her, but, I've been tempted, except for that mouth. Someone should TOFTT. Maybe a new guy(hint hint hint) who can then give us a full report![/QUOTE]

Thanks Steel T,

I did in fact try and edit that info after I posted, but couldn't get it done. I'm forum educated, or so I thought!

If anyone and/or the moderator can help with deletion please contact me.

[QUOTE=Member #1658]

Take my word for it -- don't pick her up. Rosey Palm and her 5 sisters is a better option.[/QUOTE]


Now that you mention it, I do remember a report on her back a while. Thanks for the reminder. I guess that with all the providers in jail, I'm just grabbing at straws. Instead, I'll take your advice and grab ole Rosey.

I think the south side is currently the most reliable. Down by the sundaze. Used to be good from central north to 38th, but I drive in and out this route and always keep an eye out. Nada lately.

Last night driving home around 7pm I took 34th south from 38th. Parked in the Palm Aire lot for a moment. Kept heading south to central. Not a sole.

Lately I've been resorting to craigslist to fill the need. At 200, I can't do that too often.

Anyone having any better luck? Maybe during the day?

Not sure why but I am having all kinds of trouble posting this pic up here. I changed the format so will try one more time.

Milfman,

Thanks for the photo. I did see her by the Crystal a few days back wearing the same top, but had my SO in the car at the time. Haven't seen her around lately. Will avoid the drama.

OPM

[QUOTE=Milfman]Not sure why but I am having all kinds of trouble posting this pic up here. I changed the format so will try one more time.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the pic. I haven't seen that one out and about for months. She used to hang around with Amy Powell and some other SW gals. During one of my last encounters with Amy quite a while back she said she had stopped hanging around with Mercedes due to her increasing dependence with the "H" scene. I'm sure she has stepped it up a notch as her addiction grows which undoubtedly adds to the craziness. From what I remember she hardly ever wears shoes. Total nutcase. Based on Amy's advice, she was one I stayed clear of--and now I'm glad I did.

That girl looks like Michelle Cairo and shes not right. Look her up and judge for yourself. Remember for your own safety these ladies are just getting high and they will rob you or whatever to get money. Be Careful these days and stay away from the nut jobs.



[QUOTE=Milfman]Not sure why but I am having all kinds of trouble posting this pic up here. I changed the format so will try one more time.[/QUOTE]

I did the 30th to 62nd ave run on 34th. Nada.

Haines. Nothing.

Figured I would try south of 22nd ave (I rarely go that far south). I am so glad I did this time.

Diana was at 8th and 34th. Hottest little blond I've ever seen out. I circled around (I couldn't believe my eyes and was sure she was a decoy). I figured if she was still there she was working with LE. When I pulled up along 8th she was still there. I offered her a ride and she got in.

She was wearing a llittle green shirt and short denim skirt.

Diana sells oil. She showed me how good it made her brests look. I knew I would have to buy some oil. She offered me a headache remedy for .40 and looking at her I knew there was no way I could say no.

We parked a ways away so she could apply the oil with her oral applicator. She told me to make sure I didn't spill into it. My headache was gone in less then 10 minutes, best remedy ever. I tipped her extra. It was worth it.

guys, this is the hottest girl out there I have ever seen. Tight body, silky as all heck. In her mid twenties (she said, looks closer to 18). Business women as well. Great personality. I think she really enjoys doing this. I would recommend buying oil from her.

Here's the pic from her site. This is really her.

[QUOTE=R Consultant]That girl looks like Michelle Cairo and shes not right. Look her up and judge for yourself. Remember for your own safety these ladies are just getting high and they will rob you or whatever to get money. Be Careful these days and stay away from the nut jobs.[/QUOTE]

I've seen that blonde too. I saw her the other day at 7th and 34th st. She looks a lot like Michelle C, but I think its a different gal. She even has a tat on her right breast. Michelle has been out of jail for about 2 weeks now and I havn't seen her, but usually she looks pretty good when she gets back on the street, at least for a while. Now, the other gal, IMHO, is older and crazier than Michelle. She tried to get me to pick her up in the parking lot of the "donut shop" on the east side of 34th at 7th. The whole deal is confusing, and I may be wrong, but I think we are dealing with 2 different SW's. I've had service from Michelle several times. She's not a 1st choice because when she's wired she can't shut up long enough to suck. Other times, shes been a good date.

Now this sentence is funny buddy- "Now, the other gal, IMHO, is older and crazier than Michelle" to me- I think they are both nuts since you said she crazier than Michelle. I remember when Michelle lived off 33 st 2 ave N. She was a nut then.

Maybe somebody can verify who this other woman is then. Any takers?

[QUOTE=Eye Myt]I've seen that blonde too. I saw her the other day at 7th and 34th st. She looks a lot like Michelle C, but I think its a different gal. She even has a tat on her right breast. Michelle has been out of jail for about 2 weeks now and I havn't seen her, but usually she looks pretty good when she gets back on the street, at least for a while. Now, the other gal, IMHO, is older and crazier than Michelle. She tried to get me to pick her up in the parking lot of the "donut shop" on the east side of 34th at 7th. The whole deal is confusing, and I may be wrong, but I think we are dealing with 2 different SW's. I've had service from Michelle several times. She's not a 1st choice because when she's wired she can't shut up long enough to suck. Other times, shes been a good date.[/QUOTE]

34th st.

4th st

Not a soul.

I picked up a younger WSW on 49th st near 22nd south. Goes by Mariah. Guesstimate her to be in her early twenties. Thin with longer brown hair wearing brown pants and shirt. She was a bit unkempt, but not half bad. Has a nice set of tits with big responsive nips. Its always nice to see a good set like that on a thin chick.

Unfortunately, things go down hill from here.

She was not a very good provider. Negotiations center and agreed upon are bbjcim 20---actually got bbj (for about 42 seconds) and then she starts asking if he's ready yet while starting to do doing willie and the hand jive. Since I was actually in a car and not a Habitrail at the time. I said it usually takes juuuust a bit longer than 60 seconds for me. Then she wants to go to a more private spot. I give her the benefit of the doubt and agree to at least check it out. We drive by the drug lair she had suggested and of course she gets pissed that we don't go in. I drive to a spot I'm comfortable with to resume her half-hearted efforts. I thought about FS until I saw the Ocala National forest she has below her belt. I should have offered her 15, a Lady Bic, and some shaving gel.

Anyway after we're done (I cut my losses and had the jerk chicken over fresh melons) she keeps asking about getting another 10 so she can go to the store....yeah right. I did drop her off over on 34th at Sundaze as I headed back home. It was a fitting place for her since she must be dazed and confused to think that her efforts deserved even the 20 she got. She said she knows someone there she was going to see; this may be her usual haunts---I don't know, though. As always, ymmv--but she wasn't a repeat kinda gal for me. Too bad because she does have some nice tits.

She's on the stroll around 13th ave and 34th st around 1PM today. She looks too good to be hooking, nice beige pants with a midriff top and high heels. She looks like she is on lunch break from a job at an insurance company. She has definetly lost some weight. Her tits didn't look as big as usual. Personally, I like her slutty look better, black tank top with no bra!!

I ran into Allison from a long time ago. Picked her up a few times near the cactus. Young with black hair. She was working at the Ya Ya's on 4th St. N. From the look on her face I could tell she recognized me. She asked how I was and I said "fine". No mention of the past, or future possibilities. I didn't bring it up and neither did she. Like running into someone from church at the strip club. I didn't know how to act or what to say so I said nothing. Maybe one of you guys with a touch more courage will utilize this information. By the way, she had put on a lot of weight but her smile was still very pretty.

Saw NGH at 13th without her usual cap around 2:00pm. Still had the same neon lime shorts. I believe she was chasing another WSW away from "her territory". Didn't see BTC on the stroll. Nothing much on the south side either.

She had a golfing visor on and nasty blue shorts. Plus a little extra color to the streets was Michelle R. Shes a little on the talk to herself side for me. So thats not my flavor. But she had a good car lot jam on the streets trying to pick her up. If one of you got lucky I hope it was fun.

Nothing else to report thats worthwhile..

Happy Hunting

[QUOTE=Old Player Man]Saw NGH at 13th without her usual cap around 2:00pm. Still had the same neon lime shorts. I believe she was chasing another WSW away from "her territory". Didn't see BTC on the stroll. Nothing much on the south side either.[/QUOTE]

Got a rolling bbbjcim from little "red" to break up the monotony of the day. She had just come out for the day (or so she says). At least she had just got out of the shower. Smelling good and looking good today. She wasn't as talktative as usual, which was a positive.

I also spotted Michelle Cairo's evil twin--whoever that girl is. She was near Lamark. Obviously I passed, based on earlier reports on that one.

Congratulations to the 2 mongers that got there just ahead of me. The first was on 34th and 18 ave N around 10: 30 tonight. This guy made a right turn from the middle lane to get to the prey. She look decent with frizzy redish hair from my viewpoint. She hopped into his ride before I could close in. The second was around 6th Ave N and 4th a bit later. I circled the block by the old Rhodes funeral place after spotting a potential WSW by the bus stop. By the time I finished the turn, she was off in another car. This one was a bit on the large size for my taste, but my taste has been unsatisfied as of late. Stopped at a bar for a nightcap before heading home.

I am usually not out at night so this was a learning experience for me.

OPM

I can tell you I havent a clue who she is. I have seen her down at the Crystal also. But I cant get close enough to see her. She looks so much like M.C its hard to decide. Anyone have a closer pic of her by chance?
I know somebody here has to know something on her.

Happy Hunting.[

QUOTE=SteelThunder]Got a rolling bbbjcim from little "red" to break up the monotony of the day. She had just come out for the day (or so she says). At least she had just got out of the shower. Smelling good and looking good today. She wasn't as talktative as usual, which was a positive.

I also spotted Michelle Cairo's evil twin--whoever that girl is. She was near Lamark. Obviously I passed, based on earlier reports on that one.[/QUOTE]

In a dream I was at DD on 34th getting a coffee and noticed this very petite BSW who calls herself Christine walking down a street. From what I observed she walks a little on 34th then down side streets keeping her profile low which I thought was smart for everyone. We quickly agreed on BBBJCIM no S for .20. She followed directions nicely and had a nice personality. She had a very petite figure with small boobs in her early 20's

At 1.15 this afternoon, at around 24th N and 34th was driving north and saw two wsw heading south walking quickly. One with the shorter reddish hair, looking good with black jeans and small heels and sunglasses. As I went by LE went by going south and I saw the cop check them out.

I turned up by 30th, went south and pulled into a parking spot by 22nd. As they got closer the cop swung into the bank car park and got out of his car and went and talked to them.

I headed up to central and turned but they were gone and he was still there.

While I was going to Yahoo's on 34th Street and 17th Avenue for lunch today with my SO, we passed what looked like a very pretty wsw headed east on 17th towards 34th Street. She was reasonably young, good looking, pert, and not dragged down by drugs and disease. She looked in our direction with a smile. If I had been alone, I might have offered her a ride.

While I am not into the street scene, having RTFF, I am starting to know what to look for. Although this is not to my taste, as I said, if I had been alone, I might have stopped. Probably best for me that I was otherwise busy.

Hope this helps

[QUOTE=Retired Gfe]I used to speak with quite a few of you guys! I keep reading about your horror stories, or about your rip offs! If you had come met me, you would not have had those worries! I'm in clearwater and available most daytimes! If you already know who I am, GREAT! If not please be an active member or a senior member!

Everything I offer is great and . 5 or . 75! Lissa[/QUOTE]I tried to get your pic sent to me but never got it.

[QUOTE=Invictaguy123]At 1.15 this afternoon, at around 24th N and 34th was driving north and saw two wsw heading south walking quickly. One with the shorter reddish hair, looking good with black jeans and small heels and sunglasses. As I went by LE went by going south and I saw the cop check them out.

I turned up by 30th, went south and pulled into a parking spot by 22nd. As they got closer the cop swung into the bank car park and got out of his car and went and talked to them.

I headed up to central and turned but they were gone and he was still there.[/QUOTE]The girl in black jeans and heels, was she wearing a green top?