Miss Kitty's and Soft Touch
Last Tuesday night went to Miss Kitty's ($5 cover) and had quite the time with Nubia. Skinny, strong legs, small on top, with a tongue and navel piercing and a tale of woe about her boyfriend cheating on her in Vegas. I wish the story had stayed in Vegas. In between her mindless chatter, I dropped about. 3 on stage dances with her and she parked on my lap. She offered the rub and tug at 5 songs for 1. I tried instead to have her work her tongue piercing down there for. 4; but she was having none of it. (She raised the one lick rule for $25 and I just laughed at that.) It was a slow night and I thought she eventually might go for it. One of the dancers left with a customer and a big catfight ensued in the parking lot and they forced her to come back. Nubia just rolled her eyes like it happened all the time.
Left there for Soft Touch. After a $10 cover and a weapons search, Princess came up to me and started tugging away thru my pants while talking to me. I look over and saw one of Washington Park's finest staring me down, which made my little guy way more shy. He ignored me and started talking to the girls at the bar and touching them. Princess said he didn't give a shit about me, he only wanted everything for free. Princess asked for. 5 for the house and then said we would cut our own deal in back. No way I was paying the house fee and going back without a done deal. Settled for two chair dances for. 3 total; obviously wanted more but couldn't close the deal.
Do these places all charge covers on weeknights or did I get ripped off?