BBQ and fight thread

[QUOTE=SeeMeOnce;3427732]I'm just venting right now but I find the reviews on EB to be totally useless. Anyone feel the same or can offer a different take? SMO.[/QUOTE]I don't know. Reviews on EB have turned me completely away from some girls who on other sites such as here, have nothing but extremely positive reviews. People on EB are more anonymous than here or other sites I think, or at least that's the way I see it as I don't write reviews on EB. But if someone on EB leaves a neg review, and there is even a hint of possibility that it could be true, I will not even inquire about the girl. I know a lot of them are bullshitting, but it's just my gut instinct most of the time.

Yea I look at it the same as you. I read over the reviews she has and if any of them seem true (as in negative reviews) then I won't take the plunge either. Maybe it was fake, maybe not but the game seems to be getting more and more riskier these days why take a chance. And you can usually tell which ones are complete bogus and which ones have some meaning behind them.

[QUOTE=JustFriends;3428015]I don't know. Reviews on EB have turned me completely away from some girls who on other sites such as here, have nothing but extremely positive reviews. People on EB are more anonymous than here or other sites I think, or at least that's the way I see it as I don't write reviews on EB. But if someone on EB leaves a neg review, and there is even a hint of possibility that it could be true, I will not even inquire about the girl. I know a lot of them are bullshitting, but it's just my gut instinct most of the time.[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=Bubby2121;3428182]Yea I look at it the same as you. I read over the reviews she has and if any of them seem true (as in negative reviews) then I won't take the plunge either. Maybe it was fake, maybe not but the game seems to be getting more and more riskier these days why take a chance. And you can usually tell which ones are complete bogus and which ones have some meaning behind them.

.[/QUOTE]Another big issue is the providers are writing some of the reviews. Just hard to sort through. I say that because I tried a provider strictly from the site. The reviews were so up and down it was frustrating. It was a decent dream but only in a pinch. I clearly trust the reviews on here more. SMO.

[QUOTE=SeeMeOnce;3428316]Another big issue is the providers are writing some of the reviews. Just hard to sort through. I say that because I tried a provider strictly from the site. The reviews were so up and down it was frustrating. It was a decent dream but only in a pinch. I clearly trust the reviews on here more. SMO.[/QUOTE]I've been on there for a year now and I know first hand who are the real people who have actually seen the providers and who hasn't. PM for details if you are serious about finding out which provider is legit.

[QUOTE=DarkMatrix23;3429380]I've been on there for a year now and I know first hand who are the real people who have actually seen the providers and who hasn't. PM for details if you are serious about finding out which provider is legit.[/QUOTE]I'm drawing a blank on that one.

[QUOTE=FeedgeWhomp;3430077]I'm drawing a blank on that one.[/QUOTE]escortbabylon

[QUOTE=MojoGuy;3430100]escortbabylon[/QUOTE]Eb is a good site to get generalized info on certain providers. However, there are some bullshit people that post unnecessary comments on there that's useless.

[QUOTE=DarkMatrix23;3434509](snipped) However, there are some bullshit people that post unnecessary comments on there that's useless.[/QUOTE]That descriptor applies to damn near every social site of any type, anywhere on the internet!

[QUOTE=Zomby;3435019]That descriptor applies to damn near every social site of any type, anywhere on the internet![/QUOTE]One last thought about EB, the providers post their own reviews too and go back and forth with the mongers when they get a bad review. So I will use it for general information on the providers only. SMO.

[QUOTE=JustMe2345;3458341]She's not a spinner, but by no means BBW.[/QUOTE]I would go with FAT ASS.

[QUOTE=JustMe2345;3458341] Healthy looking, and fun.[/QUOTE]Get the fuck out of here! A scale would say get off me fat ass! A doctor would call her Morbidly obese at best. How the fuck do you call this Healthy!

Broddie said it best.

[URL]https://gfycat.com/InfantileEvergreenCommongonolek[/URL]

[QUOTE=LightYagami;3459827]I would go with FAT ASS.

Get the fuck out of here! A scale would say get off me fat ass! A doctor would call her Morbidly obese at best. How the fuck do you call this Healthy!

Broddie said it best.

[URL]https://gfycat.com/InfantileEvergreenCommongonolek[/URL][/QUOTE]WTF bro! SMO.

[QUOTE=DarkMatrix23;3429380]I've been on there for a year now and I know first hand who are the real people who have actually seen the providers and who hasn't. PM for details if you are serious about finding out which provider is legit.[/QUOTE]Yes their r are some very accurate reviews on their ie HIV Lizzy comes to mind and some others that reviews correlate with what you read on USA. LOL also I've read a few threads with a monger on here that is usung a AKA name on EB being outed by another monger on that site.

[QUOTE=GoTaHaveIt;3469304]Yes their r are some very accurate reviews on their ie HIV Lizzy comes to mind and some others that reviews correlate with what you read on USA. LOL also I've read a few threads with a monger on here that is usung a AKA name on EB being outed by another monger on that site.[/QUOTE]LOL I know exactly who your talking about. I know the thread and get a good laugh every time. I believe the person was called out. Twice.

[QUOTE=JustFriends;3485240]This is probably the worst girl I have ever seen. Rushed me by saying her husband was going to be home soon and if he caught us he'd beat my ass. Of course she started saying this after the money was handed over but before that it was all flowers and sunshine as she showed me around her filthy fuking "house". If I ever left a negative review about any girl before, this one here tops them all.[/QUOTE]Maybe if you keep calling her out and whining about your post coital "buyer's remorse" depressive episodes, she'll relent and green dot your $38 back to you.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3yCcXgbKrE[/URL]

:-)

[QUOTE=Zomby;3486539]Maybe if you keep calling her out and whining about your post coital "buyer's remorse" depressive episodes, she'll relent and green dot your $38 back to you.[/QUOTE]Why would any monger hand over the money before services are rendered? IMO once you do that you have given up your power and opened yourself up to many undesirable consequences.

[QUOTE=MojoGuy;3487610]Why would any monger hand over the money before services are rendered? IMO once you do that you have given up your power and opened yourself up to many undesirable consequences.[/QUOTE]Because he is talking about something completely unrelated and as much as I would love to hang around this thread for the next few days going back and forth, I learned from my last experience with "are" that it leads nowhere for me.

[QUOTE=JustFriends;3487846]Because he is talking about something completely unrelated and as much as I would love to hang around this thread for the next few days going back and forth, I learned from my last experience with "are" that it leads nowhere for me.[/QUOTE]My guess is Zomby was referring to the post session buyers remorse question you asked the board a few months ago and the recent episode you had with Rachel.....but I could be wrong. I didn't mention your name in the question that I posed to Zomby nor did I quote your post so obviously you related it back to yourself. I'm not by any means condoning what the girl did to you but again IMO it is not wise to hand over the money ahead of time to any girl and if a dude makes that mistake he'll get no sympathy from me.

[QUOTE=AceKingZen;3494130]Getting blacklisted just to trying to negotiate a price seems kind of extreme.[/QUOTE]I don't think negotiation per se is the problem. I think it's more likely to be negotiating a lower price, and then not even having that much when getting there. I mean, when somebody offers one a deep discount, like say maybe $40, and one agrees, then one shows up with $38, I wouldn't blame her for blacklisting such a one.

You are splitting **** hairs over a comma bro! I think my fellow mongers understood what I was saying bro! SMO.

[QUOTE=SeeMeOnce;3552108]You are splitting **** hairs over a comma bro! I think my fellow mongers understood what I was saying bro! SMO.[/QUOTE]You're getting bent over a joke. He was jokingly juxtaposing your (likely) meaning against the strict grammatical one.

Step back, give a chuckle. Go get a blowjob, or other ejaculation inducing service per your preference.

[QUOTE=SeeMeOnce;3552108]You are splitting **** hairs over a comma bro! I think my fellow mongers understood what I was saying bro! SMO.[/QUOTE]Take it easy man. I'm pretty sure everyone here understood what you were saying. I'm also pretty sure everyone knew that was a joke. Ease up some. Don't be so quick to get so mad.

[QUOTE=Ralphisit;3557743]I made a joke about this WOMAN looking like J. Edgar Hoover had a sex change and the Administrator deleted my post because they thought I was discussing a Tranny. She is not a tranny as far as I know. Just like at a strip club, the girl you might think is ugly is just as busy as the ones you think are beauties. Goes to show that each man has his own taste in women.[/QUOTE]I moved this over to the fight forum cause this might be the weirdest post I have come across.

So let me get this straight, we both made a joke about this woman. Mine much funnier than yours obviously. Then you bring up the attractiveness of women in strip clubs. This is way out of context, anyways, you meander on about how everyone in the strip club is " just as busy" regardless of personal appearance. Thus making a conclusion " Goes to show that each man has his own taste in women".

First of all "busy" doesn't equal dollars and sense or number or quality of customers.

I don't where you have gathered your "data" to much such a leap in logic. At best this sounds like a very ignorant self perception not based in any facts whatsoever.

I confused why you felt compelled to make this post at all.

You sir have made such a low quality post that I am considering to put you on my block list.

Maybe Bill Madison's pricipal said it bes.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MRmxfLuNto[/URL]

Mr. Ralphisit, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this forum is now dumber for having read it. May God have mercy on your soul.

Anybody wanting to pm hit me now!

[QUOTE=JustFriends;3566427]Zomby and Hoosier remind me of people who only buy iPhones or have a strong preference for German cars.

"Ah, I might pay more than you but at least I get better service. " While Android phones can be cheaper and have more features and non Euro cars can also be as reliable and faster but. Whatever.[/QUOTE]I gaurentee I get better service than you! I have fun (most of the time) in this hobby. And yes I have not 1 but 2 iPhones, but I'm a Chevy truck guy. I'm glad you've made it clear that your preference is to get the $40-50 scabbed up chicks and then complain about. No fucking shit they don't have the money to get a room. I will agree that a higher price doesn't always equal better, but I think I'll take my chances at a higher price point than 40. And who said any girl over $40 always gives a covered BJ? I don't get covered BJs. I've had some pretty fucking amazing times for amounts that don't break the bank and generally in a good, safe location. I swear, you're looking for and talking chicks down to $40-50 and then come on here and say they're drugies, scabbed up, can't afford a hotel room! Yeah, excellent observation, I'm sure she's going to run right down to the fucking Marriot with the $40 you gave and get a room! Whatever.

HC.

[QUOTE=HoosierCream;3566488]I gaurentee I get better service than you! I have fun (most of the time) in this hobby. And yes I have not 1 but 2 iPhones, but I'm a Chevy truck guy. I'm glad you've made it clear that your preference is to get the $40-50 scabbed up chicks and then complain about. No fucking shit they don't have the money to get a room. I will agree that a higher price doesn't always equal better, but I think I'll take my chances at a higher price point than 40. And who said any girl over $40 always gives a covered BJ? I don't get covered BJs. I've had some pretty fucking amazing times for amounts that don't break the bank and generally in a good, safe location. I swear, you're looking for and talking chicks down to $40-50 and then come on here and say they're drugies, scabbed up, can't afford a hotel room! Yeah, excellent observation, I'm sure she's going to run right down to the fucking Marriot with the $40 you gave and get a room! Whatever.

HC.[/QUOTE]I guess we agree to disagree. There is obviously quality in expensive girls but all I was implying that it isn't as black and white as that.

[QUOTE=JustFriends;3566427]Zomby and Hoosier remind me of people who only buy iPhones or have a strong preference for German cars.

"Ah, I might pay more than you but at least I get better service. " While Android phones can be cheaper and have more features and non Euro cars can also be as reliable and faster but. Whatever.[/QUOTE]What an idiotic analogy. Euro cars don't fuck up your life with permanent and / or lethal diseases that you can pass on to your wife. Nor do you run the risk of getting caught by the cops on your $38 car date with your dick in the mouth of an Android phone that's carrying meth in its purse.

[QUOTE=Zomby;3566969]What an idiotic analogy. Euro cars don't fuck up your life with permanent and / or lethal diseases that you can pass on to your wife. Nor do you run the risk of getting caught by the cops on your $38 car date with your dick in the mouth of an Android phone that's carrying meth in its purse.[/QUOTE]So you basically think if a girl is "upscale", an European luxury car in this instance, that she is completely safe? Why not fuck them BB then, since no matter what you can't pass anything on to your wife.

[QUOTE=JustFriends;3567000]So you basically think if a girl is "upscale", an European luxury car in this instance, that she is completely safe? Why not fuck them BB then, since no matter what you can't pass anything on to your wife.[/QUOTE]I don't think anyone is suggesting that any girl, or guy, is completely safe in this hobby. I do agree I have seen girls with a higher price tag only offer CBJ that don't give quality service. Maybe they don't feel they have to because of a stellar reputation, lots of regulars, etc. I am not talking about the middle price point since that can also be hit or miss. I think the point is that providers on the lower end of the scale MIGHT need the money more and might take risks that they normally wouldn't, increasing the probability of passing something on. I could be wrong on all of this of course.

[QUOTE=LightYagami;3558797]I moved this over to the fight forum cause this might be the weirdest post I have come across.

So let me get this straight, we both made a joke about this woman. Mine much funnier than yours obviously. Then you bring up the attractiveness of women in strip clubs. This is way out of context, anyways, you meander on about how everyone in the strip club is " just as busy" regardless of personal appearance. Thus making a conclusion " Goes to show that each man has his own taste in women".

First of all "busy" doesn't equal dollars and sense or number or quality of customers.

I don't where you have gathered your "data" to much such a leap in logic. At best this sounds like a very ignorant self perception not based in any facts whatsoever.

I confused why you felt compelled to make this post at all.

You sir have made such a low quality post that I am considering to put you on my block list.

Maybe Bill Madison's pricipal said it bes.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MRmxfLuNto[/URL]

Mr. Ralphisit, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this forum is now dumber for having read it. May God have mercy on your soul.

Anybody wanting to pm hit me now![/QUOTE]I guess she was your mommy. Since you were so torn up to write an essay on this. Got a few loose screws loose do you?

[QUOTE=Ralphisit;3567065]I guess she was your mommy. Since you were so torn up to write an essay on this. Got a few loose screws loose do you?[/QUOTE]Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing!

[QUOTE=JustFriends;3567000]So you basically think if a girl is "upscale", an European luxury car in this instance, that she is completely safe? Why not fuck them BB then, since no matter what you can't pass anything on to your wife.[/QUOTE]Of course not. That, among other reasons, is why your analogy is crap. When making analogies, you should really try to use things that are, you know, analogous.

[QUOTE=Zomby;3567356]Of course not. That, among other reasons, is why your analogy is crap. When making analogies, you should really try to use things that are, you know, analogous.[/QUOTE]Zomby. You need to grow up and quit picking on that poor sweet 19 year old boy.

[QUOTE=Seger;3567467]That right the same girls on the streets will bang for. 20 to. 30. Then go on escort babylon or backpage and ask for 100 to 150 bucks are more. That because someone on here will pay that. But now there been times when I seen escorts on those sites for. 30 to. 40 and a few for. 50 but not many. When girls jump on the sites they want to make a killing.If the escorts have a room and is hot as hell i have no problem paying more for her.[/QUOTE]That right Seger, only difference is you know the game and hobby much better and you have much more experience and you know where to find those fine ass $40 honeys at and you have a good time so that is great. I really wish you would help out our fellow monger JustFriends and give him some guidance. And yep, some SW do post ads, so next time someone runs into Lizzy / Elizabeth tell her to fucking stop so no one else gets sick.

HC.

[QUOTE=Zomby;3567356]Of course not. That, among other reasons, is why your analogy is crap. When making analogies, you should really try to use things that are, you know, analogous.[/QUOTE]Haha! Thank you, I kept thinking maybe I was missing something. His comment made 0 cents! .

[QUOTE=JustFriends;3597871]Looks like any other girl at the dr. Office for prescription painkillers.[/QUOTE]Is this your way of saying you don't think she's worth more than $38?

[QUOTE=DarkStallion;3616154]Hey Guys,

Any info on the below 2 BP ads? Are they legit?

[URL]http://kentucky.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/u-n-f-o-r-g-e-t-t-a-b-l-e-hour-glass-body-latina-bombshell-available-to-come-to-you/17275747[/URL]

[URL]http://kentucky.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/lets-play-house-real-safe-discreet/17276462[/URL][/QUOTE]Jesus H. God Damned Motherfucking Christ! What the [I]hell [/I]is that?

In between gales of laughter, I'm recoiling in horror. If that's real, there's a surgeon somewhere that needs to be drawn and quartered.

Not sure if this would be considered BBQ or fight, but I just thought I'd let everyone know that the McRib is back! LOL.

[QUOTE=JustFriends;3616834]There are plenty of University of Louisville hoes out here walking the streets and posting on Craigslist and Backpage. Dumbasses probably selling themselves to pay off that debt, right after they buy some weed or pills and then clothes. Pitiful but good that you found her! Those kinds of lucky nights are to be remembered LOL.[/QUOTE]Yeah, and they all fall well within that magic $38 threshold.

[QUOTE=AUniqueName;3616800]Not sure if this would be considered BBQ or fight, but I just thought I'd let everyone know that the McRib is back! LOL.[/QUOTE]Well, it sure as fuck ain't BBQ, so it must be a fight!

[QUOTE=Zomby;3616977]Well, it sure as fuck ain't BBQ, so it must be a fight![/QUOTE]There is always someone who likes cheap BBQ! That's where the other $2 went!

HC.