EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;3302566]Indeed. My ATF UTR was actually a legit masseuse I met at a suburban spa. I eventually floated the idea that she'd make more in tips, and keep the house fee, if she saw me from her apartment instead. Some of the best UTR scenarios are when you are their only client. The downside is that you have to hit many legit spas and salons to find that magic rapport with someone.[/QUOTE]It appears more of a dating or friendship with benefits, than business, which is good IMO.

In your case, did it end up in FS for the same damage?

I couldn't get into CT yesterday, so I rolled the dice with Tats, and found out the girl I used to see at their office in Schaumburg still works for them. I got a very sensual rub down, and got a fantastic ending shirt up and pants off. She's the only reason Tat's is worth a damn at this point.

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;3302571]What was your experience like at GH? Positives, negatives, recommendations, or discreet tip suggestion? We are quite familiar with GH, but it illuminates things when it's from the perspective of an unknown member.[/QUOTE]I've only been there twice, the first time it was an older short lady. Paid for the half mostly because that was the only option she gave me. The second time was a larger gal, with the same time options. Although I assumed, both hinted at extras asking if I wanted anything special done. I declined since neither were my cup of tea. Probably won't go back since the second told me it was just the 2 of them that worked there. I tried out 7th Heaven in deerfield last weekend and wasn't to thrilled with that place either.

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;3295775]OK, good news. I called GH and they're still offering outcall, until the city approves their move to a new location a mile away. Both Nat and Julia are available.

I was never a fan of having to park in front the falafel shops, so hopefully the new office is more secluded.[/QUOTE]I have seen Natalia couple times before and she has a great body but mechanical finish. Nonetheless I loved her tits. $. For nude HE. I was sad that the establishment wasn't available anymore. So thanks for the update.

[QUOTE=Walker333;3304172]It appears more of a dating or friendship with benefits, than business, which is good IMO.

In your case, did it end up in FS for the same damage?[/QUOTE]FWB, for the spending money, is definitely a good way to put it. I played it neutral and went nude on my first home visit with her. I didn't make any moves, but neither did she, so I thought it was a friend-zone situation. Too curious to leave it behind, I went for a follow-up. Knowing she was a new ager, I asked her if she was familiar with Tantra. Moving down that road, the mood finally felt flirty enough to ask for self serve. She chuckled and I told her it would be easier if she was topless. Needless to say, the die was cast and she slyly helped me at the end. I played footsie like this long enough that we graduated to Nuru after a few sessions. We started with legit for 60, doubled it to 120 for HJ, and finally settled on 160 for Nuru with mutual finish. Of course, all potential unicorns come to an end. I assumed we'd move our between-friends arrangement into FS, when she suddenly posted on social media that she was now engaged and all communication went dark. I made the attempt to return to her salon, but by then, she had already moved on from there as well.

As far as her.. she was late-20's, athletic with a slender waist and a natural d cup. Surprise, surprise. It turned out she was a dancer before becoming a massage therapist. Talk about luck! It might be an easier plan of action, to now simply hit the strip clubs and ask the girls if they've ever considered massage as an alternate line of work. Either way, it's the thrill of the chase.

[QUOTE=Hobbyist2016;3304389]I have seen Natalia couple times before and she has a great body but mechanical finish. Nonetheless I loved her tits. $. For nude HE. I was sad that the establishment wasn't available anymore. So thanks for the update.[/QUOTE]I think you mean Natalie. Yes she has a healthy set of lungs on her. In addition to her good looks- she's a sweet gal. Treat her right.

[QUOTE=Hobbyist2016;3304389]I have seen Natalia couple times before and she has a great body but mechanical finish. Nonetheless I loved her tits. $. For nude HE. I was sad that the establishment wasn't available anymore. So thanks for the update.[/QUOTE]Was 1.0 for a nude finish not including house fee? I saw Natalie for the first time 4-5 years ago. Back then, it was 1.6 (house fee and tip) for me to simply get a topless HJ, let alone nude. The finish was lackluster compared to the actual roaming on top. However, I agree with Kellster that Nat's a decent person, generous enough to offer what she does.

Last time I was there, it was Julie for a 30 minute massage with OTC roaming on top and some brief exploration under the skirt. 1.2 or 1.3 total, including house fee.

[QUOTE=HonkyDonkyMan;3304177]I couldn't get into CT yesterday, so I rolled the dice with Tats, and found out the girl I used to see at their office in Schaumburg still works for them. I got a very sensual rub down, and got a fantastic ending shirt up and pants off. She's the only reason Tat's is worth a damn at this point.[/QUOTE]Tat's is notoriously hit-or-miss. I had some fantastic experiences with them over the past decade, but I had to wade through a few lemons in the process.

Who did you see? Julia, Bushana, Lianna, Lana... or somebody new?

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;3305405]Tat's is notoriously hit-or-miss. I had some fantastic experiences with them over the past decade, but I had to wade through a few lemons in the process.

Who did you see? Julia, Bushana, Lianna, Lana... or somebody new?[/QUOTE]Northbrook, prospect heights, mount prospect?

Tried Soothe. Received Polish therapist with a nice top. Covered but still loose sheets. Nothing to be seen / had. I'm glad I'm out of the game. Also glad there are some legits out there with high morals. If I was still in the game I'd give it another try with different soothe therapists. Avoid Agnes.

Bless S. - Victor (ia). Much offered. Didn't partake. Just letting the team know.

[QUOTE=E2304;3305503]Northbrook, prospect heights, mount prospect?[/QUOTE]From what I can tell, they have two locations left. NB and Schaumburg.

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;3302566]Indeed. My ATF UTR was actually a legit masseuse I met at a suburban spa. I eventually floated the idea that she'd make more in tips, and keep the house fee, if she saw me from her apartment instead. Some of the best UTR scenarios are when you are their only client. The downside is that you have to hit many legit spas and salons to find that magic rapport with someone.[/QUOTE]Thanks that makes sense. My only experience with a utr was at Anna's but I guess it wasn't so utr since it was busted.

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;3305368]Was 1.0 for a nude finish not including house fee? I saw Natalie for the first time 4-5 years ago. Back then, it was 1.6 (house fee and tip) for me to simply get a topless HJ, let alone nude. The finish was lackluster compared to the actual roaming on top. However, I agree with Kellster that Nat's a decent person, generous enough to offer what she does.

Last time I was there, it was Julie for a 30 minute massage with OTC roaming on top and some brief exploration under the skirt. 1.2 or 1.3 total, including house fee.[/QUOTE]It was 160 total. (Fee+tips). Yes, she has a great personality.

I was there about 2 weeks ago. They said they were moving to a new location in 1 month. Got a nude HE FOR $.

[QUOTE=XabiAlonso;3305647]Bless S. - Victor (ia). [/QUOTE]I'm finding 2 different addresses. Is the 5600 River Road the correct one? (Google also found one on Higgins.) If that's right and it's where I think it is, I used to go to a place there which I think was called Smooth New You or something like that. Tried to PM you but was unable to.

[QUOTE=GeorgeW.Bush;3308228]I'm finding 2 different addresses. Is the 5600 River Road the correct one? (Google also found one on Higgins.) If that's right and it's where I think it is, I used to go to a place there which I think was called Smooth New You or something like that. Tried to PM you but was unable to.[/QUOTE]Pres. Bush: The five six hundred location is accurate. Must call for appointment since walk-ins not possible. I don't pm since I've been out of the hobby. I don't ask for info because I can pretty much figure services out by meself. Addit info - enter from back. Its in an office bldg with many other companies. Be friendly, don't ask for the extra, just signal with leg spread when thighs are being worked on. Report back your success.

I went there years ago and they were 80+70 for topless he if I remember right. Who was she? How old? How big were the tits? How was the massage quality? How big were the tits?

[QUOTE=FroidBo;3308196]I was there about 2 weeks ago. They said they were moving to a new location in 1 month. Got a nude HE FOR $.[/QUOTE]

Mechanical, fake tits (big for her frame tho). I prefer tits that have some jiggle to them. Anyways. She was way overrated IMO. Can't believe she's still at it and her quality hasn't improved. If she gave massages and HEs like the older chick (forgot her name) and had her looks, she could probably make a helluva lot more money.

God, that older chick had a pair of hands on her. Took her time. You could tell she put her heart into making it an explosive experience.

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;3305368]Was 1.0 for a nude finish not including house fee? I saw Natalie for the first time 4-5 years ago. Back then, it was 1.6 (house fee and tip) for me to simply get a topless HJ, let alone nude. The finish was lackluster compared to the actual roaming on top. However, I agree with Kellster that Nat's a decent person, generous enough to offer what she does.

Last time I was there, it was Julie for a 30 minute massage with OTC roaming on top and some brief exploration under the skirt. 1.2 or 1.3 total, including house fee.[/QUOTE]

Any top ten EMT list would have to include Monica from GH and Tiffany from Bella. I'm going back a few years but I bet any senior reading this has a hard on right now. LOL.

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;3305405]Tat's is notoriously hit-or-miss. I had some fantastic experiences with them over the past decade, but I had to wade through a few lemons in the process.

Who did you see? Julia, Bushana, Lianna, Lana... or somebody new?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;3283254]To her credit, she tries to make the session as legitimate as possible and claims to have studied relaxation therapy with an Eastern teacher. I'm not knocking her looks, so much as verifying she isn't comparable to Rose McGowan, per se.

For the best looking EMP masseuse, I'd say Lady D. Galena, from the EMP scene in its heyday over a decade ago, had some of the biggest, prettiest Bambi eyes I've ever seen. Slender, brunette Anna from Olga's Spa (formerly on Arlington Heights Road) still has the most gentle and nurturing touch. Anna the blonde Bulgarian from 3-4 years ago was very sultry, with an almost perfect body when doing nude, private massage from her north burbs condo. Best topless would've been Nata from CT, when she was younger and working at Accurate in Skokie, 15 years ago. Great woman, just much heavier now. She used to let me sit up on the table and enjoy handing the view at the very end.

The worst looking would be Liana / Leena. She looks like Pete Townsend from The Who, in a blonde wig.[/QUOTE]

I can confirm what Xabi said. Appropriate signals were given during initial phase of massage. Her massage actually was kind of relaxing. On the flip, she reached under the sheet and started to work. Asked what I wanted and I told her. I didn't bring a cover, so that option was not available. Some girls want them for the option I asked for, some don't. I didn't ask if the other option a lot of us want was on the menu since I knew that one required a cover. Admission was. 65 and I tipped her. 5 for her hard work. I know that's above the standard but I thought she was worth it. Very nice lady and I'll repeat.

[QUOTE=GeorgeW.Bush;3309528]I can confirm what Xabi said. Appropriate signals were given during initial phase of massage. Her massage actually was kind of relaxing. On the flip, she reached under the sheet and started to work. Asked what I wanted and I told her. I didn't bring a cover, so that option was not available. Some girls want them for the option I asked for, some don't. I didn't ask if the other option a lot of us want was on the menu since I knew that one required a cover. Admission was. 65 and I tipped her. 5 for her hard work. I know that's above the standard but I thought she was worth it. Very nice lady and I'll repeat.[/QUOTE]How would you rate her appearance / age? Worth seeing for the technique or looks alone, if extras become a YMMV situation?

[QUOTE=Datsurman] Mechanical, fake tits (big for her frame tho). I prefer tits that have some jiggle to them.[/QUOTE]I believe my first visit with Natalie was in 2013. My hands know what bolt-ones are like and hers felt God-given. However, I wouldn't be surprised if she's been enhanced since then.

Middle aged Russian. I think I'll stick with CT. This is just so much more convenient for me that CT. I'm not exactly Brad Pitt so I tend not to criticize providers based on looks.

[QUOTE=GeorgeW.Bush;3310604] I'm not exactly Brad Pitt so I tend not to criticize providers based on looks.[/QUOTE]I'm not even close. I agree about not being critical on a provider's looks since I'm not a runway model.

[blue]Are either of you charging them to have sex with you?

Not trying to be a dick but unless somebody is paying you to fuck them then the analogy isn't apt. That's like saying "I don't want to criticize my mechanic because he can't fix my car because I don't know how to fix a car."

A2[/blue]

[QUOTE=GeorgeW.Bush;3310604]Middle aged Russian. I think I'll stick with CT. This is just so much more convenient for me that CT. I'm not exactly Brad Pitt so I tend not to criticize providers based on looks.[/QUOTE]5 foot 3, long blonde hair, 45-55, Lituanian, black yoga pants, orange top, wears bless smock that gets removed. Above average size top but also about 130 pds or slightly more.

[QUOTE=RonM;3310703]I'm not even close. I agree about not being critical on a provider's looks since I'm not a runway model.

[blue]Are either of you charging them to have sex with you?

Not trying to be a dick but unless somebody is paying you to fuck them then the analogy isn't apt. That's like saying "I don't want to criticize my mechanic because he can't fix my car because I don't know how to fix a car."

A2[/blue][/QUOTE]Same equally applies to providers age. We pay to see, to touch, to feel firm young flesh, not Spaniels ears, that we probably have at home.

[QUOTE=RonM;3310703]I'm not even close. I agree about not being critical on a provider's looks since I'm not a runway model.

[blue]Are either of you charging them to have sex with you?



A2[/blue][/QUOTE]Would be great if that were possible. But since I'm not good looking like Brad Pitt it ain't going to happen.

Can anyone confirm if this is actually just K's new office in Northbrook, right near Techny?

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;3313401]Can anyone confirm if this is actually just K's new office in Northbrook, right near Techny?[/QUOTE]Yep. Same.

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;3305405]Tat's is notoriously hit-or-miss. I had some fantastic experiences with them over the past decade, but I had to wade through a few lemons in the process.

Who did you see? Julia, Bushana, Lianna, Lana... or somebody new?[/QUOTE]Where do I find contact info for Tats? I can't find it anymore. Help a brother out. Thanks.

[QUOTE=Frogger7777;3314237]Help a brother out. Thanks.[/QUOTE]They've been around for at least 15 years. They commonly open and close locations, along with switching up the names and overlapping the businesses. Hit-and-miss in service, looks, and location. I always went back because for every two lemons, I met a real sweet peach. Unfortunately, the fruit has been less than ripe over the past few seasons. They'll possibly deliver a firm pressure session if requested, so it's never entirely a rip-off.

Try these numbers. Request a location and ask who they have available at the time, without being too specific for any one provider. It makes them paranoid.

In the least, let us know who you see and if you'd recommend.

773-407-7025.

847-845-6348.

847-537-7493.

847-219-0479.

[QUOTE=Frogger7777;3314237]Where do I find contact info for Tats? I can't find it anymore. Help a brother out. Thanks.[/QUOTE]RubMaps. Northbrook. Location on Shermer is closed, but the number works.

[QUOTE=ReadyForRub;3314493]RubMaps. Northbrook. Location on Shermer is closed, but the number works.[/QUOTE]Muchas gracias my man.

[QUOTE=XabiAlonso;3305644]Tried Soothe. Received Polish therapist with a nice top. Covered but still loose sheets. Nothing to be seen / had. I'm glad I'm out of the game. Also glad there are some legits out there with high morals. If I was still in the game I'd give it another try with different soothe therapists. Avoid Agnes.[/QUOTE]Soothe has been a great way to meet UTR chicks. A lot of these girls are fresh some massage school and needs some "help". I have a code you can use to save some money when using this service, just PM me.

[QUOTE=RonM;3310703]That's like saying "I don't want to criticize my mechanic because he can't fix my car because I don't know how to fix a car."
[/QUOTE]This line is killing me! Right on target!

[QUOTE=GeorgeW.Bush;3309528]I can confirm what Xabi said. Appropriate signals were given during initial phase of massage. Her massage actually was kind of relaxing. On the flip, she reached under the sheet and started to work. Asked what I wanted and I told her. I didn't bring a cover, so that option was not available. Some girls want them for the option I asked for, some don't. I didn't ask if the other option a lot of us want was on the menu since I knew that one required a cover. Admission was. 65 and I tipped her. 5 for her hard work. I know that's above the standard but I thought she was worth it. Very nice lady and I'll repeat.[/QUOTE]Can you estimate how old the MT was?

[QUOTE=Frogger7777;3316840]Can you estimate how old the MT was?[/QUOTE]Post 1145.

[QUOTE=NewCleve;3315210]Soothe has been a great way to meet UTR chicks. A lot of these girls are fresh some massage school and needs some "help". I have a code you can use to save some money when using this service, just PM me.[/QUOTE]If you are using a legit service like Soothe, how do you do the ask for extras? I guess I am on the shy side and have a difficult time doing that? Do you give her a business card and a personal number? I don't want to be a total creeper and offend someone who has no interest in providing extras.

I've usually found UTRs via some dating sites or craigslist, just curious how to go about it when you meet someone legit. I guess the same would apply to a cleaning service. I live alone and used a cleaning service for my place. There was a young ebony hottie who came, I didn't pull the trigger and ask her. Just wondering what approach works and is respectful.

Craigslist Ad reads as follows:

Quality Massage (In-Call) Northbrook.

Welcome to very clean and cozy in-call location, near by downtown Northbrook. All procedures are performed in pleasant atmosphere with soothing music and hot towels afterwards.

I provide here:

-Swedish Massage.

-Deep tissue Massage.

-Light touch full body Massage.

I am available from 10 AM-7 PM, Mon-Sat (by appointment only).

I can do 30 min-$55; 60 min-$75; 90 min-$110 sessions.

So I called and scheduled an appointment for an hour, but when I arrived, the girl Katrina (Kat) looked nothing like the girl in the photo from the Craigslist ad (see attached). There was a blond there by the name of Lana that looked a lot better, but a bit older. Although I gave all the signals, I did not leave happy. May not return (except maybe to give Lana a try). Has anyone had better luck at this place. Seems to be lots of EMPs along a few mile stretch of Shermer Road in Northbrook.

[QUOTE=SpaSearch;3319248]Although I gave all the signals, I did not leave happy.[/QUOTE]Receiving lots of positive chatter, but wants to remain UTR. PM me, if you like.