Strip Club Reports

Came in Friday evening & got 2 dances from a brunette with big boobs older gal who had both nips pierced & some ink. Trouble was she wanted $75. There was no 3rd dance unless you count her refusing to get up off of me after a repeated decline of her champagne room offer. Bouncer sided with her. Ripping off customers in the short term will only lead to there eventual going out of business. I too miss Mercedes who along with flash dance she was great a peek a boo. Still looking for chaos, a dancer who worked everywhere from the mermaid, senoritas, to flash dance. Pic is of chaos. Stay safe.

[QUOTE=PaulHamnet;3258385]Came in Friday evening & got 2 dances from a brunette with big boobs older gal who had both nips pierced & some ink. Trouble was she wanted $75. There was no 3rd dance unless you count her refusing to get up off of me after a repeated decline of her champagne room offer. Bouncer sided with her. Ripping off customers in the short term will only lead to there eventual going out of business. I too miss Mercedes who along with flash dance she was great a peek a boo. Still looking for chaos, a dancer who worked everywhere from the mermaid, senoritas, to flash dance. Pic is of chaos. Stay safe.[/QUOTE]Last I heard about Chaos, was that she was out of the business. Another "reliable source" said the opposite. Haven't seen her since her days at Mermaid. Girl had no tits but great ass and "pins".

Need some help here boys.

Live up in Vero, Have a up and coming car show and my wingman / mechanic has decided to fly into for the show.

We want to go for like an hour or so (before the SO get all pissy) to a strip club. I thought he was going to fly into MCO, and we could hit the inner room. But he chose WPB.

So my questions is after leaving the airport, and somewhat short on time, is there a raunchy strip club close by? I'm not looking for a fancy place with just eye candy that I can't touch. I'm much more of a touchy feely kinds guy.

Any suggestions would be great.

Best Regards.

Normus Johnson.

Glad to help, I would say the place your looking for in wpb is Flashdance, on purdy lane just s. Of forest hill. BUT the party usually doesn't get started there till 8-9 and usually much later than that around midnight. At Flashdance you should be able to touch pussy for couple dollars here and here with girls that are seven and above. Free cover till eight.

Cheetah off Okeechobee can be good and has free lunch before 3. Dance prices are high though and there are a lot of Cubans to weed thru. Free cover till seven. It is possible to take a girl in corner and get some touching for not too much.

Monroes definitely not your place, and girls are mostly all Cuban anyway.

Tues is great at spearmint rhino with ten dollar dances. Can be good noon to 5 or after pm. Good variety or at least as good as it gets.

Runways69/ senoritas may be what your looking for but owner is asshole and its real small so hit or miss with the girls. Free cover till 745 on belvedere just east of airport.

Live up in Vero, Have a up and coming car show and my wingman / mechanic has decided to fly into for the show.

We want to go for like an hour or so (before the SO get all pissy) to a strip club. I thought he was going to fly into MCO, and we could hit the inner room. But he chose WPB.

So my questions is after leaving the airport, and somewhat short on time, is there a raunchy strip club close by? I'm not looking for a fancy place with just eye candy that I can't touch. I'm much more of a touchy feely kinds guy.

Any suggestions would be great.

Best Regards.

As Frank mentioned Flashdance is probably your best bet. Although in my opinion I always got more mileage during the day shift 1 through 7 pm. You don't want to go to this club between 8 and 11 pm it is typically dead at that time. They do the shift change at 8 but a lot of girls take their sweet time changing and getting prepped and most don't even roll in till 9:30 ish. So it is typically dead from 7 ish to 11 pm. Also during the night shift it is 90% black girls, which is cool but not for everyone. The clientele at night time is also different, a lot of thugs and drug dealers. Usually at night the guys make it rain on the dancers so in my experience it is harder to get a girl to pay attention to you. During the day shift I had fairly good luck getting FIV on the main stage for a few bucks. They usually have $10 dances before 4 pm and 3 for $30 from 4 to 7 on most days here. Some girls will provide all types of extras during the dances but YMMV. During the day it is very laid back, and mostly a lot of older gentlemen poorly dressed are the patrons, so if you are young and handsome you will get more attention from the ladies.

Senioritas is a close second in terms of mileage. But the place is tiny maybe 10 feet across at it's widest and like 30 feet long. The bouncers here are dicks, I even tried tipping them so they would turn away and let me pay and even that failed. Also it can be hit or miss with the girls here. Some girls let you roam up to and including FIV others even let you touch them over their clothes.

Good luck on your trip. Hope this info helps. Make sure to report back on your trip and how it went.

Thank you both on the advice.

We are going on St. Patty day as its the day he is flying in.

He hits the ground around 4, then I expect to inform the SO about the terrible delay in his arrival, then off to the club.

Will keep you updated on our adventures.

Best Regards.

Normus Johnson.

Gentlemongers,

I will be in Miami in a few weeks for some business. Trying to decide if I should hit up Flashdance or if I should try a new spot? I have heard good things about that new place Double Ds. Has anyone been to either of these two spots in the last 6 months that can provide up to date reviews?

I used to go to Flashdance all the time when I still lived in South Florida several years ago. It was my go to spot for high, high like mile high mileage, I am talking BANG for your buck type of mileage. My last trips over the last one and a half years I would say have been lackluster. The get rid of the girls during the day shift who would give extras on the lap dance sofas in the back. They also stopped the 3 $30 lap dance specials they used to run before 8 pm That was extras central. After they remodeled the place it seemed like the owner got sick and tired of the girls who would get high on the day shift and he tried to clean up the place a bit. If you ask me I prefer the run the down old place where you could go balls deep for $30 for three songs plus tip if you liked the ride.

I have seen like two posts on this site and others that give similar reviews of high mileage for the new Double Ds club. I am hopeful that may be a glorious new hunting ground where my little man can be set free to enjoy the finest debuachery south Florida has to offer.

Any pointers from residents for a Sr. Monger would be much appreciated.

Do a search in this thread (and Pompano) for Booby Trap, Diamond Dolls (or DD). That should be more than enough to get you started. And finished.

[QUOTE=RealNinja;3380347]Gentlemongers,

I will be in Miami in a few weeks for some business. Trying to decide if I should hit up Flashdance or if I should try a new spot? I have heard good things about that new place Double Ds. Has anyone been to either of these two spots in the last 6 months that can provide up to date reviews?

I used to go to Flashdance all the time when I still lived in South Florida several years ago. It was my go to spot for high, high like mile high mileage, I am talking BANG for your buck type of mileage. My last trips over the last one and a half years I would say have been lackluster. The get rid of the girls during the day shift who would give extras on the lap dance sofas in the back. They also stopped the 3 $30 lap dance specials they used to run before 8 pm That was extras central. After they remodeled the place it seemed like the owner got sick and tired of the girls who would get high on the day shift and he tried to clean up the place a bit. If you ask me I prefer the run the down old place where you could go balls deep for $30 for three songs plus tip if you liked the ride..[/QUOTE]

Correction: look in Pompano and Ft. Lauderdale / Broward. WPB scene isn't great. It's worth the drive south to Broward Co.

[QUOTE=RealNinja;3380347]Gentlemongers,

I will be in Miami in a few weeks for some business. Trying to decide if I should hit up Flashdance or if I should try a new spot? I have heard good things about that new place Double Ds. Has anyone been to either of these two spots in the last 6 months that can provide up to date reviews?

I used to go to Flashdance all the time when I still lived in South Florida several years ago. It was my go to spot for high, high like mile high mileage, I am talking BANG for your buck type of mileage. My last trips over the last one and a half years I would say have been lackluster. The get rid of the girls during the day shift who would give extras on the lap dance sofas in the back. They also stopped the 3 $30 lap dance specials they used to run before 8 pm That was extras central. After they remodeled the place it seemed like the owner got sick and tired of the girls who would get high on the day shift and he tried to clean up the place a bit. If you ask me I prefer the run the down old place where you could go balls deep for $30 for three songs plus tip if you liked the ride..[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=WheelRod;3381225]Correction: look in Pompano and Ft. Lauderdale / Broward. WPB scene isn't great. It's worth the drive south to Broward Co.[/QUOTE]I usually stay in Miami, so it would be a drive north for me. That is another reason why I am trying to test the waters for new joints. Flashdance was my go to spot as I mentioned back in the day, but no lie it is an hour and a half drive from where I stay in MIA. I never minded the drive in the past because as I mentioned I knew I was going to get that BANG for my buck. But my last few visits left me disappointed. I don't want to waste 3 hours (round trip) driving and not get top notch mileage at the club. After driving an hour and a half I am in no mood to catch attitude from a sub bar dancer who doesn't even want to show her t**t on stage.

Last few trips I had to dream of doing a few laps on the trail to find a SW to "release the pent up stress". Which is ok with me but having to dream of driving an hour and a half to go back home after relieving myself in a SWs mouth is not a very pleasant dream.

I have tried DDs in Pompano but I have not had luck there. Many of the girls don't really even come around for the tip walk. Also the girls there are very conservative during their on stage dancing, because the bouncers are sort of pr**ks. Usually that is how I can tell the freaks from the girls who haven't been broken in yet. It is not full proof but usually if a girl barely take her top off and just twirls around the pole you know she isn't going to offer extras. But when you see a freak go up on stage get butt naked on the first song, then twerk with her ass up and face down on the edge of the stage you know it is highly likely she will offer extras. I also like those girls that just offer the p*why up on stage, some girls will close their legs and always stand just out of arms length to ensure no one touches their clam. But those freaks that just look away and open it wide for you on the edge of the stage, it's like an open invitation to play with their money maker right on stage. But anyway the girls at DDs don't get down like that so if there are some that provide extras they are hard to spot.

As you can no doubt tell I am an experience monger I been f**king SWs and scrippers for over 10 years in this great nation. Just trying to stay abreast of the ever changing market landscape. No pun intended LOL.

Ah yes, those were the good old days.

Three dances for $30 and the girls that don't get picked have to dance on stage facing the weirdos that don't tip. They'll do anything to avoid that purgatory.

The girls that are a 5's, 6's, or 7's come up and practically beg you to do the special and let you know you'll get some extra action. That means a lap dance with their panties pulled aside and you slide in and pump until you cream the clam.

Love that place.

[QUOTE=RealNinja;3380347]Gentlemongers,

I will be in Miami in a few weeks for some business. Trying to decide if I should hit up Flashdance or if I should try a new spot? I have heard good things about that new place Double Ds. Has anyone been to either of these two spots in the last 6 months that can provide up to date reviews?

I used to go to Flashdance all the time when I still lived in South Florida several years ago. It was my go to spot for high, high like mile high mileage, I am talking BANG for your buck type of mileage. My last trips over the last one and a half years I would say have been lackluster. The get rid of the girls during the day shift who would give extras on the lap dance sofas in the back. They also stopped the 3 $30 lap dance specials they used to run before 8 pm That was extras central. After they remodeled the place it seemed like the owner got sick and tired of the girls who would get high on the day shift and he tried to clean up the place a bit. If you ask me I prefer the run the down old place where you could go balls deep for $30 for three songs plus tip if you liked the ride.

I have seen like two posts on this site and others that give similar reviews of high mileage for the new Double Ds club. I am hopeful that may be a glorious new hunting ground where my little man can be set free to enjoy the finest debuachery south Florida has to offer.

Any pointers from residents for a Sr. Monger would be much appreciated.[/QUOTE]

In response- Yes, extras at Flashdance are down. Still possible but probably rooms required. Also BP level money, at least involved. Funny because the hotness level of the dancers has gone way up in the last year or two (sometimes they have THE hottest girls in all of WPB), but extras are expensive.

Overall, extras in WPB are not prevalent- with limited money that is. If you are spending 350+ that is different. I am at almost 100 percent getting take out from Emperors with little to no money- BUT there are other types of challenges there.

With SC level money for a room- like 150=500 my estimates are that about 50 percent of the girls will play all the way. Many WPB dancers travel from broward / dade specifically to avoid the prevalence of hoeing.

In Broward / dade the hoe percentage is much higher- probably 75 percent but with the right money 350+ it is almost 100 percent.

My guess would be that if you are already S. Then you would indeed be wasting your time with travel for what you are seeking.

[QUOTE=RealNinja;3381686]I usually stay in Miami, so it would be a drive north for me. That is another reason why I am trying to test the waters for new joints. Flashdance was my go to spot as I mentioned back in the day, but no lie it is an hour and a half drive from where I stay in MIA. I never minded the drive in the past because as I mentioned I knew I was going to get that BANG for my buck. But my last few visits left me disappointed. I don't want to waste 3 hours (round trip) driving and not get top notch mileage at the club. After driving an hour and a half I am in no mood to catch attitude from a sub bar dancer who doesn't even want to show her t**t on stage.

Last few trips I had to dream of doing a few laps on the trail to find a SW to "release the pent up stress". Which is ok with me but having to dream of driving an hour and a half to go back home after relieving myself in a SWs mouth is not a very pleasant dream.

I have tried DDs in Pompano but I have not had luck there. Many of the girls don't really even come around for the tip walk. Also the girls there are very conservative during their on stage dancing, because the bouncers are sort of pr**ks. Usually that is how I can tell the freaks from the girls who haven't been broken in yet. It is not full proof but usually if a girl barely take her top off and just twirls around the pole you know she isn't going to offer extras. But when you see a freak go up on stage get butt naked on the first song, then twerk with her ass up and face down on the edge of the stage you know it is highly likely she will offer extras. I also like those girls that just offer the p*why up on stage, some girls will close their legs and always stand just out of arms length to ensure no one touches their clam. But those freaks that just look away and open it wide for you on the edge of the stage, it's like an open invitation to play with their money maker right on stage. But anyway the girls at DDs don't get down like that so if there are some that provide extras they are hard to spot.

As you can no doubt tell I am an experience monger I been f**king SWs and scrippers for over 10 years in this great nation. Just trying to stay abreast of the ever changing market landscape. No pun intended LOL.[/QUOTE]Flashdance has always been hit or miss and pretty low end. It is now more known as a dope hole with cops always there and they blocked one end of the parking lot years ago so there is only one way out. You will find a lot of the so called "strippers" around here walking Dixie and Military regularly as well and living in sleazy motels on Dixie and Federal. Most are nothing more than junkies and hustlers and not worth more than the street price the last time I checked. Just because they are in a strip club walking around does not make them worth a premium in fact most of the girls are just there long enough to find regulars outside the club and come and go as needed. IMO there is nothing around here worth driving 3 hours for that you can't find anywhere else. In fact, most people head to your neck of the woods Miami or Ft. Lauderdale for a treat and some real action. That's where all the athletes and celebrities end up like at King Of Diamonds and many others for the hottest chicks. If you want to venture out of town I probably wouldn't go any further than Pompaho since if you strike out in the club there are tons of them on the street. Offer 50 to leave the club and most will probably be out the door with you especially if it's really slow.

[QUOTE=TonyTc;3381825]Ah yes, those were the good old days.

Three dances for $30 and the girls that don't get picked have to dance on stage facing the weirdos that don't tip. They'll do anything to avoid that purgatory.

The girls that are a 5's, 6's, or 7's come up and practically beg you to do the special and let you know you'll get some extra action. That means a lap dance with their panties pulled aside and you slide in and pump until you cream the clam.

Love that place.[/QUOTE]Tony, I can see you understand why I would make the trek to WPB for the hoars at Flashdance. I see a lot of responses to my post. Some great insights out here. In Miami there are plenty of clubs with some of the most beautiful women on the planet, and most of them will do rooms for you and provide CBJ and CFS for $300 to $500. However when I fall asleep and I start dreaming I am much more excited about finding 5's and 6's who provide BBFS with panties to the side on the couch during the 3 for $30 lap dance special. I dunno why but there is something about a b*h who is slightly past her prime and is aware of it and decides to make up for it by being a total s**t that really gets me going.

Like Tony said I used to love the desparare look on the faces of the hoars at Flashdance when they walked off the stage after the DJ played "Girls, Girls, Girls" and it was the 3 for $30 special time. Because these girls knew if they did not find a John to do the dances with they would be degraded to shaking their ass on stage for the old prevs who wouldn't tip. I legit had girls come up to me desparate to have me do the special with them and they would straight up tell me they would blow me for three songs if I did the dance special with them. Most of the girls would start by bending over in front of you pulling their panties to the side and spreading their cheeks for you and waiting eagerly for you to finger pop them, just to start the dance.

Man I really miss those days. I will keep you guys posted on what I ultimately decided to do in a few weeks when I get down there.

Most likely I will end up dreaming on the Trial, as many have pointed out most of this girls walk the stage during th day shift and then walk the Trial during the night shift.

Stay safe mongers.

As I get older and less attractive on one hand, yet I am getting much better at scoring the hotter ones- with the same $ level! Seems to defy all logic, so I guess it all comes down to your mindset. I really feel that working together with info, etc. Provides a great advantage- I wish we had more of it.

For example, If I was targeting a specific girl and another guy was working in tandem or even just exchanging information then the actual amount of "score" or "extras" attained stands to very likely go way up along with the cost staying much more in check and sometime possibly even getting near zero.

BUT you guys are killing me with all these 5,6,7's.

Now I totally understand the thrill of what is expressed here and it is indeed a hot notion-.

" I dunno why but there is something about a b*h who is slightly past her prime and is aware of it and decides to make up for it by being a total s**t that really gets me going. ".

BUT I would say that this whole thing is MUCH MORE interesting / thrilling when it is an 8. 5, a 9 or a 10 that is coming down to an 8 or a 7. 5- that's when you've got something hot.

Once they get to anything under 7. I dunno.