Off-Topic Reports

[QUOTE=FishStix; 1691834]I would assume (or hope rather) that the majority of these complaints stem from SW's in which case it's a matter of you get what and where you advertise. Assuming again that most SW's don't do this to meet interesting people or because they crave whatever services they provide. Most are strung out rats that need their daily fix of whatever. The act supporting the habit.

BP and escorts, due to the amount of flowers needed, I would hope run into this problem far less.

Not that I condone what some slobs let themselves get like. I take pride in being a member of the daily bathers club but I see it as if your going out to eat at on the hill your going to dress a lot better then if you were going to McDonalds.

What we need is a few woman of different shapes and sizes just dedicated to members of this board.

Peace[/QUOTE]And-

Wouldn't it be great to have a / some provider (s) that was well-reviewed by many mongers, and had a fair and just amount due for her compensation that everyone knows? Surely would make life a lot easier, as well as save gas, and wear and tear on the Bat-mobile.

I can dream, can't I?

[QUOTE=Gansett;1691403]Com'on P. Your saying you never played chase the nipple?[/QUOTE]Ugh.

Not my cup of tea, either.

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[QUOTE=Gansett;1691370]Let me add, height and weight proportional. A few pounds +- is fine but not to the extreme on either end. I do like shrubbery but I don't want to carry my weed whacker along. I fancy myself as a breast connie sewer, never met a set I didn't like. IMHO they're my breast friends. But I don't like chasing a nipple into a armpit. KWIM?[/QUOTE]Gansett, you savior, you!

Another shrubbery lover uncovered! I feared I was alone in the forest-lovers club, until you announced yourself. Now I can cancel all the rest of the year's shrink appointments I have, since you have offered proof that my love of the forest area is not abnormal! You have saved me much moola in shrink visits, as I am normal. NORMAL, I say! All this time, the shrink was trying to convince me that I was wrong.

As a gesture of appreciation, I am going to send you a case of your favorite brewski for having saved me from the wicked path of shrinkdom.

There is nothing as nice as a neatly-trimmed shrub, all flowery smelling, and moist with dew. Gawd, I love it so!

[QUOTE=Gansett;1691403]Com'on P. Your saying you never played chase the nipple?[/QUOTE]I will have to admit that I have. How do you know me so well without ever having met? LOL

[QUOTE=Rei Haragoma; 1692118]And-

Wouldn't it be great to have a / some provider (s) that was well-reviewed by many mongers, and had a fair and just amount due for her compensation that everyone knows? Surely would make life a lot easier, as well as save gas, and wear and tear on the Bat-mobile.

I can dream, can't I?[/QUOTE]That's the function of this forum, sharing info. I've shared and recieved, Horny has shared more than anyone I know. But when you find a GOOD REGULAR and pass along info you get bit in the ass, every freaking time. Some members have, shall I say, strange requests. Thank you my dear but I'll skip the part of you taking a dump on my chest.

Seems we do have a few a-holes in our midst also. When Mickey D's has a burger meal on special for $3. 99 do you really expect to pay $1. 99 at the window? Knowing full well before hand the advertised price was $3. 99? Then the owner calls and tells me that you're a butthead and screw off. Happens all the time.

New members think we're selfish, no we are just protecting our hard earned interests. We all started out the same. It takes time and yes a few bucks before you gain credibility by posting.

So men, get out there and screw one fer the Gipper and Gansett too! Report your findings and maybe get a invite to the next fest.

[QUOTE=Gansett; 1692469]That's the function of this forum, sharing info. I've shared and recieved, Horny has shared more than anyone I know. But when you find a GOOD REGULAR and pass along info you get bit in the ass, every freaking time. Some members have, shall I say, strange requests. Thank you my dear but I'll skip the part of you taking a dump on my chest.

Seems we do have a few a-holes in our midst also. When Mickey D's has a burger meal on special for $3. 99 do you really expect to pay $1. 99 at the window? Knowing full well before hand the advertised price was $3. 99? Then the owner calls and tells me that you're a butthead and screw off. Happens all the time.

New members think we're selfish, no we are just protecting our hard earned interests. We all started out the same. It takes time and yes a few bucks before you gain credibility by posting.

So men, get out there and screw one fer the Gipper and Gansett too! Report your findings and maybe get a invite to the next fest.[/QUOTE]This right here. I've had people message me, I've shared info with this community, posted on the boards, etc. But there is no way in hell I would ever share anyone in my top 3 unless I knew them personally. It took me a long time to develop these relationships (one particular lady I've know for 10 years, has even been over to my house for Thanksgiving with my wife and I a few times) , and I'll be damned if I'm going to risk that over someone I posted with on a forum. Senior member or not.

[QUOTE=Raven1950;1689792]63 and starting to need help getting it up. Talked to my MD about vitamin V and he said it won't work due to Type 2 Diabetes. Anyone ever try this Dr Hornsby in Framingham? He guarantees results or your money back. Going to make an appt. If he isn't a quack. Doing some internet research on him before I make the investment.[/QUOTE]Have you seen a urologist? It might be advisable to get a second opinion.

Unless you have "contraindications" or are in very poor health, there's no harm in trying Vitamins V, C & L. Some doctors give patients samples supplied by the drug companies, and you can get one month's supply of C, free of charge, from the manufacturer. A few years ago I reviewed a small study that claimed diabetic patients had the best results with Levitra. YMMV.

Good luck.

[QUOTE=Oldmonger; 1695140]Have you seen a urologist? It might be advisable to get a second opinion.

Unless you have "contraindications" or are in very poor health, there's no harm in trying Vitamins V, C & L. Some doctors give patients samples supplied by the drug companies, and you can get one month's supply of C, free of charge, from the manufacturer. A few years ago I reviewed a small study that claimed diabetic patients had the best results with Levitra. YMMV.

Good luck.[/QUOTE]If you haven't already I would talk to a urology doc. The doc in Framingham isn't cheap. 900bucks?

Have a friend w niddm and in 50's with E. D issues. You should at least try all the meds avail, Viagra, levitra, cialis.

Also check your testosterone levels. He went to see the local urology doc and he options to try muse or the injectable med to your penis. He saw that doc in Framingham. He is not a quack but isn't cheap. Don't give up to you check all options before extreme solutions of implants etc.

Hello Providence Ms,

I hate to make all my best reports from the far corners of the earth but that is how it is. I am down here in Raleigh, NC and they have something really novel! The ABS down here has what's called arcades that are big sitting and socializing rooms with porn playing. Now I know what you might be thinking because our ABS are hangouts for gays. Well they are here too. BUT. They have straight areas too. In these straight areas they have hookers working the area! I should also mention that early in the day there is a pretty reasonable supply of them. So much easier than SWs. You can actually sit on a couch and chat with them before going to a locked room. The pickings are so easy that I think this afternoon I will head out and hit a couple more places to see what's hanging around the lounges. Be back in Providence next Friday, until then have fun.

[QUOTE=Raven1950;1689792]63 and starting to need help getting it up.[/QUOTE]Raven and others. I'm 65, Buddy Cianci gave me my 30 year Monger pin years ago. There are times when the little head gives a half hearted attempt at straightening up and flying right. I've learned through careful analysis the problem isn't all mine, much of it is my partners. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder but I can't get over downright ugly. Grossly over or under weight. Dried up fun bags, rotted teeth, a place I wouldn't let my dog live in and a snatch that smells like a tuna boat all make little G not give forth his best effort.

So think of what, and who, you're doing before coming down hard on yourself.

[QUOTE=Gansett; 1701970]Raven and others.

Before coming down hard on yourself.[/QUOTE]Made me laugh out loud. Your point however I find spot on. I am mid 50's and when I have issues it usually either lack of inspiration from whom I'm with and also when I hear a phrase about time almost up. Then I am DOWN. Stay safe. And HARD.

I forgot the damm stained mattress on the floor.

Now how didatWBMason finagle a provider coming over his house for thanksgiving with the wifey? That takes game and a whole lot of balls! That's a tale to hear over a cold one. LOL.

[QUOTE=WBMason;1693294]This right here. I've had people message me, I've shared info with this community, posted on the boards, etc. But there is no way in hell I would ever share anyone in my top 3 unless I knew them personally. It took me a long time to develop these relationships (one particular lady I've know for 10 years, has even been over to my house for Thanksgiving with my wife and I a few times) , and I'll be damned if I'm going to risk that over someone I posted with on a forum. Senior member or not.[/QUOTE]

Found this 38yo MILF who is down for a threesome. My friend who him and I usually do use his home, for occasional company with willing woman, will not participate. So I am looking for a stud around my age. 55, or younger, who can satisfy her fantasy of DP. This is for the bubble. We may heve to split for a room. Have pics on my phone. If interested, we can meet openly somewhere and discuss the situation. Hate to lose this freebee. Mikee PS be able to last because my libibo has slowed. BTW, I am a MWM.

I'll make this short. I ran a ad on CL for some bb action for myself and my friend, we're both mid fifty's. Got a pleasant reply from a 38yo who seems decent. Wants no compensation. Sounds good right, only problem is she wants to fulfill her fantasy of DP. I can go for that but my friend would never, so my delema is to find a man. Our age or younger, who can last and stay hard to satisfy this young lady. No ulterior motive whats so ever. Just don't want to lose this horny woman. Oh, I can bring her to my friend home but he only wants to be alone with her, and we take turns, but the way she talks, she wants to be dominated. I need a safe clean honest guy who is into a threesome. I have pics on my phone she sent me, if you think you can help, lets meet asap, and I'll show you pics and discuss further details. We will have to get a room, unless I can talk my friend into using his home. She is a little on the chunky side with enormous boobs.

Help,

Mikee