General Reports

[QUOTE=Ms Lady1234]"Do any of you guys pick up the toothless SW's? Come on, a show of hands please?"

As if they are going to admit it...lol.

Come on guys, you all know you've ridden with those ones that you made duck down and stare at the glove box. You know, that 3:00am pick up you couldn't wait to kick out of your car............[/QUOTE]

Ok, its been a while since I've been home to Chicago. So I'm coming to visit for a couple weeks in August. I need to gather intel on my old hunting grounds, so I thought I'd browse the board.

Anyway, I see Ms Lady's post and dammit, I'll admit to picking up a toothless SW. In fact, I admitted it here on this board, back in January 2004. And I recall Ms Lady being amused by my predicament.

Here's the post:
[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=159034#post159034[/url]

Happy Hunting...
Zoomie, Out!

Damn, that was funny as hell. Sorry about that, but I can't believe you didn't toss her out right away. You made her finish a BJ while she carried a load in her pants. And then, to top it off, you drove her to her drop off point. It is a good thing the cops didn't pull you over, they would have been laughing about you for weeks.

[QUOTE=Mr Tyr]She said "I farted". I said "Are you sure you didn't sh! T (insert "crap" if Jackson censors the word) on yourself? ! ? " She responds "Well, yeah, I did. "

I said "Well pull your pants back up! " She does, then I ask her if she got crap on my seat, she say no. So I tell her to raise up and I check with my flashlight to make sure she didn't crap on my seat. Well, she didn't but as you know if someone has crap in their pants your seat is going to smell like crap!

"Ohhh, this is so embarrasing! " she says. I tell her that she should be embarrased. I had a choice, to make her suck me off or kick her behind and get my money back. I take the BJ, drive her to where she wants to be dropped off and that's the end.
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Welcome back. Good luck when you get here. North Avenue seems to be picking up some, but Armitage is still dead.

Why bother to cruise along North Av when there is an apt nearby? Tried it yesterday and had a good time. Julie is her name she is Chinese/Thai from singapore. Nice body with that dark skin, Smallish on top but you get a mouthful. Decent rubdown before the fs. Went Greektc and all for 1.6. Such a deal. She is gone by sunday so hurry hurry. Check CL 0582 I respond to PM at my discretion. Happy hunting!!

I'm hoping to find some info on New Look Spa. I tried the search and came up empty. Anybody been there lately? Corner of Harlem and Mil.

Heroin always gives them the runs....

[QUOTE=Orangecrush]Damn, that was funny as hell. Sorry about that, but I can't believe you didn't toss her out right away. You made her finish a BJ while she carried a load in her pants. And then, to top it off, you drove her to her drop off point. It is a good thing the cops didn't pull you over, they would have been laughing about you for weeks.

[QUOTE=Mr Tyr]She said "I farted". I said "Are you sure you didn't sh! T (insert "crap" if Jackson censors the word) on yourself? ! ? " She responds "Well, yeah, I did. "

I said "Well pull your pants back up! " She does, then I ask her if she got crap on my seat, she say no. So I tell her to raise up and I check with my flashlight to make sure she didn't crap on my seat. Well, she didn't but as you know if someone has crap in their pants your seat is going to smell like crap!

"Oh, this is so embarrassing! " she says. I tell her that she should be embarrassed. I had a choice, to make her suck me off or kick her behind and get my money back. I take the BJ, drive her to where she wants to be dropped off and that's the end.
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[QUOTE=Oh Boy]I'm hoping to find some info on New Look Spa. I tried the search and came up empty. Anybody been there lately? Corner of Harlem and Mil.[/QUOTE]
Ah, yes...New Look. Not a real accurate name. There's usually only one woman working, and that would be an older (40's to 50's) mamasan/masseuse. Decent massage, typical ending. Really nothing to set it apart from all the mediocrity in greater Chicagoland.

I read a couple of posts about the MP on 33rd and Morgan. I've stayed away from that location because LE is everywhere. High gang activity and drug trafficing on that corner, also blue light cams on Morgan and on Halsted. If thats not enough to keep you away, there is a new LE station being built on Halsted and 31st. On the bright side, if your in the 'hood, Linas pizza is the best in town! Mmmm pizza

Yep, if the cops didn't buy my alibi, they would have been laughing for weeks! (I told her a joke and she laughed so hard she craped on herself. SO I felt bad and decided to give her a ride. What was the joke? Well, there were these tw dumb cops and...oh never mind!

In other news I can't find any good looking SW's out there. I got a bad luck run!

[QUOTE=Orangecrush]Damn, that was funny as hell. Sorry about that, but I can't believe you didn't toss her out right away. You made her finish a BJ while she carried a load in her pants. And then, to top it off, you drove her to her drop off point. It is a good thing the cops didn't pull you over, they would have been laughing about you for weeks.

[QUOTE=Mr Tyr]She said "I farted". I said "Are you sure you didn't sh! T (insert "crap" if Jackson censors the word) on yourself? ! ? " She responds "Well, yeah, I did. "

I said "Well pull your pants back up! " She does, then I ask her if she got crap on my seat, she say no. So I tell her to raise up and I check with my flashlight to make sure she didn't crap on my seat. Well, she didn't but as you know if someone has crap in their pants your seat is going to smell like crap!

"Ohhh, this is so embarrasing! " she says. I tell her that she should be embarrased. I had a choice, to make her suck me off or kick her behind and get my money back. I take the BJ, drive her to where she wants to be dropped off and that's the end.
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Last night I saw 3 sw 2 blk 1 w ashland and north ave they all looked fine and, I even saw the car the got out of to start their late night run this was about 1am some other guy in red mustang was also mongering don't know if he scored ? Late 80 buick lasabre I got the plates too , it might have been that girl linsey everyone is talking about ??

Be safe dudes

[QUOTE=Pretty Boy 96]Last I saw 3 sw 2 blk 1 w ashland and north ave they all looked fine and, I even saw the car the got out of to start their late night run this was about 1am some other guy in red mustang was also mongering don't know if he scored ? Late 80 buick lasabre I got the plates too , it might have been that girl linsey everyone is talking about ??

Be safe dudes[/QUOTE]I personally have never seen (except many years ago) any SW on North between Ashland and California that didn't have something majorly wrong with them in some way or fashion.

The girls further west, in my opinion, seem a lot better.

Based on your report I'm going to keep a lookout around Ashland and North for a while!

Gentlemen and Ms. Lady -

I've been MIA with a recurrence of a back problem - enforced abstinence (even the self-serve variety) is no fun. I'll let you know when I'm back back standing, erect, so to speak.

Now for the chuckle. If you browse the Illinois threads, you've seen Mr. Quick's posts. He's quite a character. He recently posted in the Quad Cities thread and it gave me more than a chuckle, more like a LMAO! Apparently, he lives up to his screen name . . .

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=547755&postcount=341[/url]

"I waited at the stop sign, even thought there was no oncoming traffic she approached my car. She was real hot. I wound up cumming in my pantys, it has been many months since I have gotten lucky. I drove away before she got to my car. This really sucked in the worst way."

OMG is all I can say . . .

Best wishes,

Bend It

Pantys? Well, you have to admit it's a good way to save money. Wish I could go to the AMP and shoot my load as the mama san was opening the door. I'd be far richer than I am now ;-)

Sup Guys. I don't Post Often But I Have Noticed A Serious Trend On This Forum And I Just Want To Add My 2cents. Have You Vets Noticed That All These Newbies Are All Of A Sudden Asking For A Lot Of Information All Of A Sudden. If You don't Believe Me Just Look In Some Of The Forums And All Of A Sudden You'll See People With Like 2 Post Asking "if Extras Can Be Had At This Place" And "what Are The Best Streets To Go To For SW's". Thats L. E. Trying To Be Smart By Coming On Here Posing As Mongers And Trying To Get Info Out Of People.

Lets Just Make This A Rule. Do Not Give Precious Info Or Even Respond To Peoples Questions That Might Seem Like L. E. I Could Be Parinoid But I've Been A Member For A Long Time And I Know The Differemce Between A Hobbyist Mongers Post, And A L. E. 's Post

Be Careful Gentleman!

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Hi Don Mack,

I sincerely appreciate your reports, but...

[red][u]Would you please refrain from capitalizing the first letter of EVERY word in your reports![/u][/red]

It's difficult to read, it's time consuming to fix, and it takes you more work to write like that.

On behalf of myself and your fellow Forum Members: [i]Thank You![/i]

Jackson[/blue]

My first trip to a Rockford AMP, I was a young (early 20's) kid. I blew a wad a couple minutes into the regular massage. (I was a little over excited with the whole illegal/dirty thing, I suppose.) The very attractive Asian lady said nothing about it. Just kept workin on me until I asked her for FS. She spent the next 45 min trying to get me to blow again. I told her I didn't think it would happen. She wouldn't give up until I popped a second time. It was like a challenge to her. I wish they all had that much pride in their work.