General Reports

Well, this post will probably not generate much activity concerning AMPs because it seems that the scene is all but dead in the last year or so. In the past couple a months I've noticed a couple new AMPs pop up in the current and through some "thorough" research I've discovered that everyone of the dang suckers is legit without the least hint of action. Yeah, I've made my rounds to the old usuals, (all of which you can still find in the current), and while most do hell of a massage and maybe some handy work, not much else to hope for. Anywho, just wishful thinking maybe, but If anyone has any info to steer me in the right direction a post or PM would be appreciated.

Between what intersections on old us 90 are you seeing action. Would like to check out the scene but need more info. Appreciate your help.

First, let me say that EVERYTHING that Camnasty wrote about our local SHORT lady was 100% CORRECT!

While the whole phone tag, link up process took almost three weeks, this last Sunday afternoon, I finally arrived at the doorstep of PEE-WEEs funhouse.

Camnasty wrote:
"I call she seems nice and friendly on the phone, but ask I give her an hour notice so she can get ready. She then also decided to inform me, that she is in a wheel chair. And that while she can stand, since she is so small getting around for her is easier to not bug out when I walk in. I say no problem. (I am such a fucking nasty perv)."

Chitrapa writes:
If a fellow monger plans on traveling down this truly unique sexual novelity road, be aware that she ONLY does contact business via cell phones. Honestly, these last few years, I've been a rather cheap bastard about purchasing a handheld dog leash.

Anyhow, curiosity finally got the better of me and I went for one of those cheap monthly plans (i.e. Cricket).

After doing a bit of mongers math...

New cell phone...$70s

Monthly service fee...$25s

Box of condoms...$4s

Sex with a woman 9 inches shorter than Bidget the Midget...$100s

A true story you won't tell your grandkids...PRICELESS!

There are indeed some things that money can buy!

Considering the rates for a full size escort range from $160s and beyond, a small investment in a cell phone wasn't going to break my mongering bank.

As Camnasty wrote, this little lady is indeed in a wheelchair. However, during our numerous telephone conversations, she never mentioned it.

Camnasty wrote:
"I ask her if I can drop by in an hour and she says amke it 1 1/2 hours and Please bring protection. I say OK. I get to her place and easily see it's hers because there is a Hugh wheel chair ramp out front area doesn't look safe, but I check it out anyway."

Chitrapa writes:
Evidently, after making the FINAL arrangements to meet, she took a nap and forgot to wake up. Thus, I had to wait 4 hours! Once I did make telephone contact, I waited another 45 minutes in my car. Since it doesn't have A/C (once again because I'm a cheap bastard), the San Antonio heat nearly got the best of this monger.

Also, Camnasty left out one minor detail. Her apartment IS NOT located on the best sidestreet in San Antonio. While driving down this DEAD END road, the whole experience felt as if I was entering a bad scene from the Twilight Zone. On a late Sunday afternoon, EVERY person in the neighborhood was outside drinking beer.

Camnasty wrote:
"She opens the door and I am shocked. First her Appearance.
Her face easily a 7. 71/2 very attractive her Body. WTF! She's barely 3 ft. And weighs less than 80 lbs. I am 5'8 250" (BTW she says 250 is her limit)."
Anyway house smells like dog shit/cat piss and is filthy."

Chitrapa writes:
Once again, it's hard to top Camnasty's report on his first impression. Thankfully, I'm a mere 170 pounds, so I was allowed to enter (i.e. with DOZENS of neighbors watching on...lol).

As far as her house goes, honestly, I've been to cleaner Brothels in the third world! After a short conversation about my 4 hour wait, she drives back to the bedroom while I maneuver around a serious minefield of dog shit.

Camnasty wrote:
She ask I put donation down. $100 per hour multiple pops if she likes it. She claims to be a real nympho. Anyway I drop the $, and get nude on bed. She scoots off her wheel chair to the bed. And I notice a fat little bootie. Intersting until she tells me. No cumming in my mouth. And I do not do Anal."

Chitrapa writes:
While she didn't make any sexual conditions, honestly, there's really NO WAY to do anal w/ this woman.

Camnasty wrote:
" She starts to blow me. Then ask for a condom. I put it on and she starts blowing me again. I then finger her pussy. VERY VERY WET. And nice. Not super tight. But nice.completely shaven. She then ask if I want her on top. I say ok. She has one nipple pierced. She climbs on and I slide into her. I can see from her face that she is loving this. And she starts to ride my cock."

Chitrapa writes:
Basically, my bedroom experienced mirrored the events described in Camnasty's original report. After a short BBBJ, I started on top, moved her to cowgril and ended the scene doggy style. However, unlike Camnasty's quick exit from the bedroom scene, I stayed around to talk...

Evidently, this little lady has been in service for more than 3 years! After she said that, I began to think about our own San Antonio section of this monger board.

I believe that more than a few mongers have known about this lady for a very long time...and for whatever reason...my fellow mongers and lurkers have kept the information to themselves.

Why?

It's not difficult to figure out that question...

A few years back, I wrote a report on the ISG board about a 4' 9", 90 pound, 26 year old asian girl that rocked my world. After posting my comments, I received more that a few negative remarks (and laughs) regarding my report.

Do I feel bad about going to a REALLY short provider?

NO!

QUICK REFERENCE STATS
Hispanic In-House Provider
Age: 34
Location: Down a short DEAD END road
Attitude: 9.5 (gf before, during, and AFTER main events)
Face: 7 (Cute more than pretty)
Lower Body: Nice butt (no rating possible)
Upper Body: Nice small breasts (no rating possible)
Kids: Impossible due to her medical condition
Condoms Used: (3)
Overall Performance: 9.8
Damage: 10,000 pennies (plus purchase of a new cell phone)
Cell Phone: No (it's currently DOA)

Special Note: These days (in her own words), this little lady is a bit depressed. Additionally, she's REALLY upset about the way some guys have been talking to her on the telephone.

IF one of my fellow mongers decides to travel down this somewhat strange sexual road, PLEASE try and treat this little lady with respect and dignity.

As is the case with 80 to 90% of the various types of sexual providers (both stateside and overseas), I've found the better one treats a woman, the overall quality and quantity of the bedroom/wheelchair action rises to a higher level.

A mongers life should be fun! Indeed, why do the assholes of the world keep trying to spoil things for the rest of us?

Well I guess I'll make myself useful and throw in a post about my recent venturings in this great city. I've been testing out a few of the newer AMPs that have opened in the area and have a bit to report. There is a place on Fredricksburg that advertises in the express and has an asian staff. After three visits I think I can safely say this place is simply legit and not YMMV. Ditto for one that opened up out on Bitters (some kinda cute ladies there though). There is a place out in the vicinity of Starcrest that advertises in the Current and after 3 visits I'm thinking that while a little hand action can be fun, $100 really isn't worth it (although Angel has one hell of a rack the prospects for anything more than a some handy don't seem to be in the cards. As far as places that have been around I can confirm that Current ladies such as Linda and Helen (I had an interesting 4 hand with her partner by the way) and Katie are as reliable as ever, if not disappointing in the extras provided. Jenifer from the Current still advertises but I'll be damned if I can get a hold of her. Well, once again, any info would be appreciated and a PM would be nice.

Before reading this, please keep in mind, I'm only trying to spark a little debate and not a verbal war of words. Also, up until these last few weeks, I've also restrained from providing too much input into the San Antonio section.

Why?

First, life gets busy and I don't make mongering part of my weekly or even monthly routine...lol. As it so happens, I'm experiencing one of those mongering stages of my life.

Second, if you're looking for new and exciting mongering opportunities, the S.A. section IS NOT the place to look for current information.

Sadly, if you want to read the latest in Mongering News...it's best to search for action in other areas of this board.

With all that said...

Why does this board continue have so many local, long term lurkers?

Is it out of fear? Or, does our collective mongering community want to keep valuable information to themselves? (reference LexLuther's post from this last April [url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=520614&postcount=386[/url])

While I understand the danger of putting too many specifics into a particular post, I believe there's a way to write a report that keeps everyone involved SOMEWHAT safe (i.e. such as using words like NO-TELL Motel). It's rather sad that out-of-towners seem to provide the latest information and best pics highlighting San Antonio's ongoing mongering scene.

For example...after talking with our TINY, little, local, in-house tourist attraction...I discovered that she's been providing loving care A LOT longer than just a few weeks and months. Indeed, she's started playing the game long before this specific board came into existence. In two previous POSTS, it was out-of-towners that provided some unique information about this woman ([url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=466618&postcount=247)[/url].

Is someone afraid that a wife, a parent or office friends are reading this infamous sex board/guide?

Another example...a Senior Member of this board (who shall remain nameless)owns a digital camera, but alas, only shares his extended writings and pics w/ other cities. How hard would it be to upload a couple interesting, non-facial shoots of the local talent every now and then? While the SPURS may be boring to the rest of the basketball world, at least this town knows it has a winning team...lol.

Perhaps the best example is my recent encounter w/ the HSW wearing the ASIAN SUPER BRA. Evidently, this spinner has never been in jail and she's been working the city streets for over a year. Thus far, to the best of my knowledge, not a single report has been written about this 25 year old girl. While I can understand guys not wanting to admit to visiting PEE-WEEs playhouse ([url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=523200&postcount=389)[/url], it's rather strange that this particular NO-TELL MOTEL provider has not appeared in a single monger report.

Thoughts? Comments?

At some point, in-towners have to write more than just three or four lines of simple text. Indeed, in order for the PM function to work, the cast and crew of the U.S.S. SAN ANTONIO LURKER need to share a bit more about their own mongering experiences. Heck, a pic or video every now and then would be outstanding!

Additionally, I believe posts about a specific failure-to-launch at a particular AMP or AAMP provides just as much information as a successful mission to space. Why? Well, it helps prevent your fellow mongers from investing hundreds of dollars into yet another losing poker hand (i.e. Dance and Dash, YMMV Girl, 8-SPA ). Indeed, even a brief status report on Uncle LEOs recent movements and/or actions around the various city streets would be useful...

The goal of every lurker should be to reach AT LEAST 25 quality posts over a three year time period. That way, if a fellow mongers decides to PM some additional information, pics or video, he knows the receiving monger has contributed SOMETHING to the ongoing war effort. Despite having ONLY 28 posts on this particular forum, if I combine my overall numbers with ISG, I'm well over 50 reports. Granted, while the total numbers don't come close to reaching IVEL status, over the years, I've tried to provide some valuable information or helpful pics with each reporting endeavor ([url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=499652&postcount=312)[/url].

Once again, for those that respond to this post, I wrote these thoughts to provide a simple challenge to my fellow LURKERs (for which I include myself). These few, short paragraphs WERE NOT meant as a verbal attack on any one person or persons (to include San Antonios outstanding Senior Leadership).

I believe a famous person once said,

"Ask not what this forum can do for you...ask what you can do for this forum."

Take care, keep a sense of humor and safe hunting...

I couldn't agree with you more. The thing that bothers me and is forcing me to see this board as almost useless is the variety of posts I see where people seem to come on here and brag about an experience but are unwilling to relay any details as to how we might share in the experience ourselves. I'll admit I don't post very much on this board but when I do I am willing to provide at least a hint of how one might get a hold of so and so without spilling a zillion details. Everytime I do post something I seem to get a bunch of PM's pumping me for information, but I've noticed that when I send a PM for info people are extremely reluctant to share anything and have even accused me of being LE.

Hey guys,

I'm visiting your fare city for a weekend in July and will be in the mood to check out the street action. I've read the posts for the last few months and I'm unfamiliar with some of the land marks you guys reference. If you'd help me out and either post or PM me with where to go, what times are best for hunting, what prices are expected, I'd be really appreciative.

If ever in Seattle, let me know, you'll score almost every time!

Spent some time in SA and had a chance to get out one afternoon.
(was visiting friends and relatives and didn't have a lot of time to get out)
But, I've been here before and had an idea where to go.
1. Through the grapevine, I met up with a girl who I thought was gonna be a real catch.but, through my own shortcomings (meaning I didn't ask enough questions when we talked on the phone, I was upcharged)
First, I expected her, as she was (according to her) not a hard core SW, to be dressed fairly descent, but, dirty black jeans, with paint all over em, a dirty tank top and purple bra. I expected to pay $40 or $50 and a short time room. she wanted $125 and a room at an upscale hotel. then when I said that wasn't gonna happen, she wanted at least $20 to get outa the car. went back and forth, and we agreed to $30 for a BBBJ if I didn't cum in her mouth. (If I did, even one drop she was gonna charge $40, then up'd it to $50 5 minutes later)She allowed (WFT) 15 minutes for this to happen.then she proceeded with a poor BBBJ, HJ, BJ, HJ, Hj HJ, BJ, times up. (looking at the clock on her cell phone the entire time, and even taking one call. I just wanted to get it over with and move on to other things. I called it off short of the 15 minutes, paid her, and she jumped on the phone to arrange another meeting, Actually called 4 ohter guys trying to set something up)

2. Went back to my old haunt of Zara/Guad/Ham. Saw a couple, but I never stop for the first one I see. Back on Zar near Culebra, saw a few more. Went down old 90-nothing, back to Ham, a couple, but a few cops too, back to guad, nothing, up/down Zar, a few, but, looked rather old. Finally, the rain prompted me to get something before it got too late. Picked up a HSW 35 5'0" 32b's, agreed to a BBBJTCCIM for $20.
A real gobbler, Very enthusastic, pumped like a little rabbit. It was kinda hot, so it took an xtra minute, but, with a little hand action she got me to the edge, and then took every drop.

3. Wasn't satisfied, so went back/forth for a few more minutes, and saw a cute/young HSW. n(Zarz/Commerce) 20YO, Christine, 34C (firm) cute face, got a room and $40. Nice body, wouldn't allow pics, CBJ (lackluster perf). I got it working, and proeeded to work it until she started complaining about it hurting, etc etc. I generally work with the girls, but she was trying to play me. I kept stroking until I finished, and got at least 30 minutes worth of action. She was the cutest one I saw all day, so, I didn't feel too guilty.

4. Went down Presa, nothing, and back up Hackberry. At Houston, saw the roughest bunch of BSW's ever. and, yes, 2 guys to every smoked out BSW on the street. Went up/down Houston, saw a few more, hoping that there would be something worth sampling, but, no luck. they were all too hard core, smoked out, poorly dressed (at least try to look good-but no). And, a lot of cops. But, were the cops doing anything-No. Girls standing in the middle of the street with arms flailing, dudes all over drinking a beer outa a paper bag, and the cops on the side streets. finally, two cop cars stopped two dudes, sitting on the door stoop of an abandonded building. (Proably drug dealers, but, funny, all the other smoked out BSW's and their pimps were standing all around.)

So, was gonna plan on going out again last nite, but, decided to save my money till I get back home and get a sure thing, for (actually) a better price).

And, yes, I understand, I was only out one afternoon, on a weekday, in hot weather (with a little rain) so that probably doesn't give a fair representation of your city, but, hopefully, next time, I'll allow more time in my schedule for a more varied search.

This is the first time I ever got turned down for pics. Back home, I never have that problem. So, nothing to show for my contribution to SA.

So, I made the best of the remaining time, enjoying family and friends, and looking forward to getting some when I get home, and will report on that then.

Shadow in the streets-bye.

[QUOTE=Chitrapa]Before reading this, please keep in mind, I'm only trying to spark a little debate and not a verbal war of words. Also, up until these last few weeks, I've also restrained from providing too much input into the San Antonio section.
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Chit
You said a lot, and, didn't say a thing.

That's like some of these people that post 30 pics of the same girl, when a couple will do just fine. Or, if I wanna look at CL girls, I'll go over to CL.

But, this outatowner, probably doesn't understand.
I just come here, do my little mongering, report what I saw, who I did, where I saw em, how it went, and go back home.

Be Safe
Shadow's going home now

[QUOTE=Chitrapa]

Another example...a Senior Member of this board (who shall remain nameless)owns a digital camera, but alas, only shares his extended writings and pics w/ other cities. How hard would it be to upload a couple interesting, non-facial shoots of the local talent every now and then? While the SPURS may be boring to the rest of the basketball world, at least this town knows it has a winning team...lol.


Thoughts? Comments?

[/QUOTE]

LOL... Yeah! I have a comment.... You crack me up man! :)

LOL… When I read the posts yesterday, it was too late or early in the day to respond but now that I have gotten some sleep, I have to respond. I'm gonna try to keep this short and to the point. HA!

First, this is not an attack or a criticism toward anyone, but I have to use something or someone as a point of reference, a baseline if you will, to get my point across. Unfortunately, it has to be you, EL Pagador. LOL Don't take it personal man! LOL We're all here to have fun and more fun. For pervs like me, there is nothing better than pussy.

"Hello, my name is Ivel… I am a crack addict in Close Encounters of a Different Kind." LOL


[QUOTE=El Pagador]I couldn't agree with you more. The thing that bothers me and is forcing me to see this board as almost useless is the variety of posts I see where people seem to come on here and brag about an experience but are unwilling to relay any details as to how we might share in the experience ourselves. I'll admit I don't post very much on this board but when I do I am willing to provide at least a hint of how one might get a hold of so and so without spilling a zillion details. Everytime I do post something I seem to get a bunch of PM's pumping me for information, but I've noticed that when I send a PM for info people are extremely reluctant to share anything and have even accused me of being LE.[/QUOTE]




Pagador, you have only 8 posts to your name and they go back to 2004. Also, just how are you being "forced" to see or read anything on this board? You are not exactly burning up the keyboard here. People come here to share information so that others can get an idea of what is available out there. Well, at least that is what I like to believe anyway. Maybe it is not to your idea of what the standard for information flow should be, but that is the way it is. The fact is, there is no standard. It is what you make it out to be, right or wrong. The poster will post what they want to post. If that is not useful information to some, then they themselves need to got out and find some SWs or AMP girls on their own to post and brag about… so that the rest of us can complain about it. LOL

Really man, there are other reasons why the posts on the forum are limited in information. Because of the crack downs, we have to be careful with how much information gets put out on the public forum. I have a significant number of posts (not bragging), but that doesn't make me any better over anyone else at having the ability to post reports. Anyone can post a report. Everyone has to start with their first post and take it from there. I do have to say that eight posts since 2004 leaves some posts to be desired. I noticed that your posts are also somewhat limited to the amp scene. San Antonio has never been known for its AMP establishments. This forum board has been known for its AMP scene even less.

If you are unhappy with the rate of return based on the information you say you give out to others, then you need to adjust your output to where you feel comfortable and find the right balance that satisfies you. You really are in control of this problem that seems to be bugging you. This board has always been slow on posts and I don’t expect it to improve. I am not trying to pick on you Pagador or anyone else, but you and others should understand this. You can't force others to up their posts if they don't want to post even though you can ask them nicely to do so.

There is a possible way around all this with an idea that might have some potential. I have discussed this with others in the past through PMs and got positive feedback but it never took off. Basically, it involves the idea of using prepaid cell phones where everyone stays anonymous. When a monger meets up with a SW who knows another monger and the SW can confirm a legitimate hookup to completion, then it is fair to say that the two mongers are legit as confirmed by the SW. From that point on, the two mongers can go underground and share legit information with each other, confirm another monger along the way and so on and so on. At no time do the mongers even have to meet or give out personal I.D. information between the two of them about who they really are other than using their handle, use the PM, email and maybe share their prepaid cell number. Of course, the introduction between a SW and a new monger WILL be limited to a dinner date at Chuck E Cheeze so as to protect the guilty until the new monger can be confirmed to be legitimate, with the SW girl being the common central point of verification. In other words, to protect yourself you are merely just making an initial introduction between the girl and an unconfirmed monger. No money or services are discussed…." this is not an offer of prostitution. Blah.. blah.. blah"….you should get the picture.

Thus, a small group of guys can share info among themselves and not have to rely totally on the streets, SAcurrent, ads or CL. It can be used as a supplement to the normal routine they are using to meet up with the girls. In theory, this will minimize the risks for both the guys and the girls, by keeping it off the streets and out of the public forum and ads. Hell, who knows, maybe this idea already exists among some mongers.

I am putting this info out, not so much for my own benefit, but for others to be able to benefit from. should they want to take up and try out this concept. Why do I say this? Because,

1. I don't live S.A, thus it doesn't allow me the time to participate in this freelance opportunity in S.A.

2. I know enough SWs and non SW that I can have company or companies (plural) LOL every night of the week when I am in S.A. I go out on the streets simply because I am a perv! But, because I am shy by nature, I just talk to them and take them to Chuck E Cheese. That's all!

But, as with other things in life, reality sets in. If we can't get along on this forum when discussing the simple idea of posting reports or the lack of, can this concept really work if implemented?

Last….or kinda... I am not bragging about my encounters or the number of girls I know. Anyone else can do this. I don't have any special magnetic female attracting hormones that set me apart from anyone else. I don't even like to brag that I've been known to attract male and female flies at times.. . I just talk to the girls, make them feel comfortable, treat them right, buy them small stuff, soft drinks, snacks, candy and treat them with the same respect I expect others to treat me. I shoulda been a pimp. I coulda been a contender.

Example, the 90 lb spinner girl I met during the day on my last visit to S.A. commented that she felt comfortable with me and didn't mind staying longer to chat or watch TV. After I dropped her back off, she was supposed to call me later in the evening and spend the night, but I got tied up watching the Spurs game. She also mentioned, that with many of the guys she meets, she just wants to get it over with and be on her way. She quoted $30…uhh of course the sex was free though in order to keep this report legal wink…wink. She was legit no question, but damn, she had the tiniest butt and hips I have come across in a long time and I have met many spinners before…. Excuse me a sec. while I jerk off… [i]can't type at the moment[/i]….. Ok. I'm back! LOL :) I wish I had pics of her, but I was thinking with the wrong head to bother to ask.

It's been said before by me and others. Treat the girls right and make them feel comfortable and in many cases, they will respond likewise. I met three new girls in my short time I was in S.A., fresh off the streets. OK, make that four if you want to count the TS. :)

When I checked into one of the motels that I use regularly, the front desk and the housekeeping staff recognize me and greet me with a smile. While I am in the room, I am not loud and don't make a racket other than the possibility of a squeaky bed. I try not to attract attention. I keep the room clean and not make a mess. When I check out, I bag up my trash and tidy up the room a bit to make it easier for housekeeping to do their job. I like to think they appreciate that. At checkout, I make an effort to contact housekeeping and tip them. As a consequence, they leave me alone as a good customer (as I like to think). They see me bring into my motel room more than one girl in a day, sometimes two at a time and several different girls throughout the length of my stay there. I have never had a problem with any motel management to this day and they know very well what the girls do me and how they take advantage of poor little me. Of course, nothing illegal happens I must say.

Anyway, Pagador, I am not trying to pick on you. I am just in general, giving you and others who may have the same general questions, a one person's point of view to help answer your question, concern or complaint on why I think things are the way they are here on the S.A. forum.

I believe a famous person once said:

"We choose to go to the moon in this decade… not because it is easy!…. but because we ran out of moldy government CHEESE! to give away!:)

Now for the disclaimer:

"I plead the "fifth" against self incrimination, but retain the "first" to preserve my self determination"

Ivel (I told you I'd try to keep it short)

I am one of those who post rarely, I try to be very careful. I am interested in the cell phone hook up, as you may know from previous post I screwed up with my cell phone. Through good advise from the membership here, I got a hobby phone. I have not posted in awhile because of being on a short leash lol. I hope to make a run this week and see what's happening. I definitely agree with Ivel. I have found that you can have a better time, if you treat the girls decently some it will not matter how you act with them , most will appreciate a little kindness/friendliness.

As always be safe,

Ken

While it may be too early to start reading the eulogy for this board, the patient appears to be on full life support. After ten long days in a POST-LESS COMA, a Priest is standing at the monger's bedside preparing to read the LAST RITES.

Yesterday evening, a doctor issued a news release on the final diagnosis. A crowded room of MSNBC Dateline reporters and defense lawyers learned that this board has...

-Acquired-EL-LEOLURKER Mongering Fear Syndrome-

To put it more bluntly:
If it looks like pork, smells like pork and tastes like pork...

Guess what?

It must be (fill in the blank here)!

Years ago, Taco Bell marketed a cure for mongers by telling them to "Make A Run For The Border." Sadly, after a few post-NAFTA drug lords started killing one another, crossing into Mexico now requires an armed escort, body armor and a stupid passport.

While it's impossible to bring back the "Good Old Days" of legal brothels (before 1915) and 12 dollar blow jobs (early 80s), thankfully, most airlines continue to fly to exotic locations. Dozens of countries (to include Germany and Japan) continue to offer LEO-SAFE oil change and lube job zones. Indeed, the two countries America defeated in World War Two view mongering as a constitutional birthright...lol. In Turkey, while street prostitution is illegal, prostitution through government regulated brothels is legal! No wonder the Iraqis are fighting against our brand of democracy...lol.

Anyhow, while this board continues to battle for its literary life, San Antonios' quiet mongering scene remains alive and well...

I have no doubt if I went out today to celebrate the 4th, I'd have no problems linking up with someone worth at least 40,000 pennies plus tax.

A famous person once said,

"We have nothing to fear but fear itself."

Until next time...try to stay safe and maintain a sense of humor...lol.

Special Note:
IVEL - FYI - The mascot for Chuck E Cheeze is a rat! McDonald's may be a better location for exchanging e-Harmony type introductions. I love HAPPY MEALS! Also, I think I read somewhere that the painted face clown is a real chick magnet.

With that said, I like your idea of creating a San Antonio version of "Band of (Mongering) Brothers." While I don't have any direct proof, I believe that's how the original founding fathers of BangBros got started in Miami.

Once upon a time, on a crowded, sandy Florida beach, a couple of under-sexed techno geeks got together and figured out how they could:

a. Have sex with hundreds of HOT women
b. Become modestly rich off the internet
c. Stay out of jail
d. And more importantly...make mongering a fulltime J-O-B!

Since opening an expensive brick and mortar brothel is only legal in Nevada, perhaps cyberspace offers our Texan brothers the best opportunity for achieving true mongering nirvana.

As long as someone purchases a business license, maintains proper consent records and files both state and federal tax returns, dear Uncle LEO is powerless to stop a creative few from achieving mongering paradise.

IMAGINARY STREET SCENE (Lights, Camera, Action):
"Honestly Officer...this woman's an actress and this is her contract and consent form."

"I know Officer...we should have checked into a NO-TELL Motel room...but this should be considered ART!"

Guys would show up at auditions begging us to sleep with their young wives!

Just an idea...lol.

Alas, maybe its time to purchase a one-way ticket to Thailand!

Quick reference material: [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostitution[/url]

I started the morning cruising down several of the most popular pick up locations in Spur-City.

During my travels down the BIG Z (Both N and S), I spotted a total of (11) SWs (ALL with various shapes, sizes, colors and ages). Honestly, none of the these BUS STOP ladies had looks above a 5. Also, Old Uncle LEO was out in FULL FORCE! Indeed, (3) possible pick-ups were being closely shadowed by both marked and unmarked vehicles (i.e. numerous WHITE vans and cars). Since I usually monitor the side-streets, most of these parked and moving individuals were quite easy to identify.

After almost two hours of eating up the gasoline, I decided to safely head back home and leave the hunting for another day...

As I pulled into a Quick Stop for a Red Bull recharge, a 25 year old spinner from a past encounter walked up to my car window. Even though Old Uncle LEO was still in the immediate area, I decided to roll-the-dice on another NO-TELL Motel session.

During the short drive to the room, I told Ceil-V-Ah (a.k.a Miss Stuffed Bra) that I was somewhat disappointed with our first visit. Thankfully, she took the feedback with a smile and promised to improve her bedroom performance.

As with all things, actions speak louder than words...

Anyhow, to make a 45-minute bedtime story even shorter, I departed for home with an empty wallet, new pictures and video in the camera ready to download and a BIG mongering smile on my face...

Overall Performance: 6

Basically, her two majors problems are:
a. Addicted to brown nose candy
b. Limits sexual positions to just TWO (top and side - ZERO cowgirl)

Until Next Time...

Stay Safe!

Special Note:
From all the HEAVY uniformed traffic I spotted today, it appears someone in City Hall has approved both overtime and incentive pay. ALL Mongers should exercise EXTREME caution this coming weekend! While I'm not totally paranoid, I'm going to follow my own advice and give street mongering a rest for a few days...

As you locals (the ones who visit AMPs) know, May has moved. Now off of Rittiman. She is in a house with another lady. This lady is older but decent looking bod. May still gives a very nice massage with or without Happy Ending for one bill. She is highly recommended for anyone looking for a good massage. She has a strong touch.

LexLuther