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[QUOTE=I Need More]Was in Tampa over the weekedn and figured I try the Nebraska ave stroll. Tampa's finest were swarming all over Nebraska ave. I did spot a hot WSW near the 7/11 and the moment I took a side street to loop around I found a cruiser right behind me. After a couple of turns the lights went on and I was pulled over. Couldn't find anything on me so they let me go with a warning that I was in their computers now and if I got caught in the area again they would arrest me. Is that true?

Stay safe out there guys. There's a lot of heat out there.[/QUOTE]

Be cool when talking with LE. Have a solid reason for doing what you are doing or being where you are driving and think and plan ahead for LE stops. I have been stopped I don't know how many times in Lakeland, Orlando, Tampa, and West Palm. If you don't stutter and offer a valid reason for being where you are at there is no reason for them to say anything to you.

One trick in Tampa is use 275 or major roads instead of side streets on Nebraska. I get on at MLK and get off at Fletcher to drive back south some times. If you get stopped on your way back south for something like "I saw you 15 minutes ago" I'm like "I don't know what you are talking about, I see a lot of trucks that look like mine."

Thanks to T Amp, and Raw deal for the responses. Didn't have time to monger in Tampa after all but had a great experience in Orlando that I'll give a general report on in the Orlando forum. If anyone wants details IM me.

Thanks,

Grunfeld

catch my drift?

Yeah, my disclaimer. do the same.

I say, it is no secret what we all come to the board for.( make up fictional stories about what big titted bimbo picked me up in a bar last night) with her twin sister. she/SHE took me home and shook me all night long.

that's just it. IT'S ALL SHIT!

No PM's answered
She shook me all night long.
This may sound a bit harsh, but lately I have been getting PM's from who? the fuck knows who? with like 1 or 2 posts.

Now, allot of y'all sit in the shadows reading our posts, getting free info.
she shook me all night long
That's fine. There are some dusty and rusty mongers on this board who do just that waiting to speak up. I sometimes don't bother to share info,it will get spoiled by Flatfoot.

I said this like 2 weeks ago, tone it down! what happens? some jump on my shit. This board is for entertainment purposes, JUST THAT! ANYTHING READ, EXPRESSED OR IMPLIED IS JUST FIGURE OF THE IMAGINATION.
NOT DEEMED FACTUAL and is not deemed reliable nor guranteed.
she shook me all night long la la la
If you so happen to have a similar experience as some of the other folk on here, well then, we may have a few copy cats among us.

Dafacer is correct. Yup, uh huh! i had a good time.
she shook me all night long.bam bam
Not a double condom splitin, spurm burpin ho bag, hitter in the shitter make her gitter, pull it out slap it against her clitter, poke it back in to make some mo litter, flesh keg bouncin mama gave u a bbbj in the mini vans rear view mirror showing your face in the photo that you took at a unforseen angle.

No, that did not happen! What happened was, you left with a smile! will repeat? the **** smelled like a trash hauler, No wait that would make me hungry. she smelled like a bunch of dirty assholes, yeah thats it! assholes? assholes? she smelled like a played asshole, I will not repeat.
she shook me all night long.
catch the drift? To the senior mongers, this is not for you, yes, yes.

I have already repermanded myself.
I will continue to give quality posts, as always fictional basis.

Not intended for individuals of Law enforcement. infact y'all read the posts or any other post. YOU AGREE by reading this! you agree to hold all parties involved harmless. the individuals appearing on this board from any legal litigation. NO POST is deemed reliable and is purley fictional. No proof of actual contact,Just figment of the imagination. if infact you read the posts. by reading the posts you agree to these terms and will be personaly sued for actions of your job description.
she shook me all night long, uh huh uh huh
Most of the general public, does not know that you can sue the individual Leo who brought forth the investigation, even though they are le.

Give them something to think about. do your Job? to much liability there.
It cost as little as few hundred dollars to file a law suit against a leo to hold them personaly liable for there actions, regardless they were doing there job.
Most of them have insurance for this.

think about it?

This post and ALL other post ARE fictional. Not intended for law enforcment. any form of law enforcment, by reading this you hold all parties involved harmless from any form of legal issues.

Did you read the latest shit? LE GETS PAID TO GET LAID. Yep, thats RIGHT! THEY GO SCREW OFF AND GET PAID TO GET LAID. THEY ARE ACTUALY FINDING OUT THAT THEY HAVE TO SCREW THE HO BAG TO MAKE THE AREST STICK. This is happening nation wide and localy. so watch your ass. where ever you go.
why? because they get personaly sued for there harassing actions.
she shook me all night long
Information on this site is not deemed reliable nor should it be relied upon and expreses no gurantees expressed or implied, purley fictional entertainment purposes.
kinda like your job is. right? your job is for entertainment purposes?
I can't figure out why anyone would take such a low paying job. can't be real? wait you want to get paid while? what? yeah, thats funny too! yeah that too!
gota go, to busy laughing. ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES,It's in the disclaimer. To everyone else, Stay Safe all............RDD.....she shook me all night long. where the harm in that?

[QUOTE=RawDealDude]catch my drift?

Yeah, my disclaimer. do the same.

[/QUOTE]


I totally Agree , R·D·D

Posters here should *always* add a Disclaimer — because if yer ever hauled into Criminal or Divorce Court
because of something you wrote here , everyone is gonna believe that what you wrote was 'just fiction'

I try to cover ALL the bases now ; you guys should , too !!



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[QUOTE=RawDealDude] Not intended for individuals of Law enforcement. infact y'all read the posts or any other post. YOU AGREE by reading this! you agree to hold all parties involved harmless. the individuals appearing on this board from any legal litigation.[/QUOTE]

Dude =

You can't sign away YOUR OWN Right to sue , let alone deprive some·one else of their legal rights with a simple disclaimer

That's right Folks = those liability waivers you sign before you go Bungee Jumping ; and all those
"No Lifeguard On Duty — Swim At Your Own Risk" signs , are TOTALLY WORTH·LESS

If you get hurt Bungee Jumping or your kid drowns in a Hotel pool =

You CAN Sue ; and you WILL Win

You do what you have to do. I will do, What i need to do. Stay Safe all..........RDD

Hey guys,

I am down in crystal river for the week. Anybody have any contacts up this way. Thanks.

Diver

Good luck in Crystal River.
You may want? to drive over to ocala which is not far but becareful!!!
Then again you could get lucky in the local shit holes. have SEEN a few sw down town CRYSTAL RIVER OFF OF US.19 ON A SIDE STREET. fat boys bar b q .
YOU NEED TO HEAD WEST and drive down all them side steets in the little town section.
There are some mom and pop hotels that harbor a few working girls hr's would be at dusk and late night becarefull lots of drug traffic and flat foots .Stay Safe all..............RDD

Bumped into a friend today.
He told me he was going to visit a place called :at your service independents dot com.
He stated, That there was a real hottie he like to romp with.
Her name, "TIFFANY,a blonde".

When he called, was a 2 call system. He asked some questions about her.
She stated she was the girl in the photo on the website and he would not be disapointed. He set the date. This is where it gets sketchy.

He makes the call. HE ASKS FOR DIRECTIONS.

She says she has a luxury condo in St Pete.
We all know, St Pete could have a few luxury condos, he buys in to the story DUE TO THE FACT "TER" has rave reviews on this girl.

She then says, she lives there with her girl friend and she does not know how she gets there, but she is across from the bank of america building on - - - ave north and - - nd st.

He heads over, on his drive. He is having second thoughts, because the $$ price quoted sounded to good to be true for such a hot looking woman.( look at there site )

He arives at his destination, he circles around the area twice, slowly lurking at all vehicals and windows, back parking lots to make sure it is not a sting.

He scans the area with his frequency counter and monitors the flat foot bands with his hi tech scanner(custom made).

He makes the call, for him to be told what to do next, staying clear of the area he was told to go to.

She answers the phone, he says the voice kinda sounded different, but was not sure?

He goes up to the door, a middle age woman answers. She lets him in, He is looking around? He does not see this angle they have posted on the site?

He asks? She then tells him, i will tell you anything to get you here.

He is upset( boo hoo,, boo hoo) BUT!!! he is looking at these fucking huge flesh kegs On this middle aged woman.

She takes him to the bed room, the place was equiped with electronic detecting devices.
High tech Ho bag. HI TECH RED NECK.

She then starts to strip.

He is having second thoughts to leave, but drove from Ft lauderdale on biz.
He says what the heck, He will let her suck His Brains out for a while.
She then ask him to get comfy?
She was showing him pics of her younger ho bag days, he says, not bad looking ho bag but many, many, many sperm burps ago.

She starts in, he asks? will he get a second cup, she snickers we'll see if we have time.

She says, she can make a guy pop in less than 6 min(clock watcher)

According to Him, He says she started with a soft hand job necking on him kissing his body rubbing him all over.

She slips on a scum bag, and starts to suck like the mother of all suckers.

He says, For a woman of her age and what she claimed to be, she sure could have fooled him. This woman did not know what she was doing.Worst ever had.

more than 30 minutes passed and still no pop.

The phone was ringing off the hook. She kept stopping to answer the phone.( gee you think that could have been the problem?)

There was a moment when the answering machine went on, she freaked out with his dick in her hand. He says she was squeezing it, tugging on it, like she was going to break it off.
she was saying in a freakish tone, what was that? what is that? what the fuck is that?
She asks him are you a flat foot? she is squeezing his cock and tugging are you a flat foot?
He says NO, Answers, thats your answering machine somone is leaving a measage.

She then continues, 15 more mins still nothing, she says, Help me out, Jerk yourself off.
He says fuck NO. finish the Job. she says she can't, Just about to ask for $ back, take his chances getting out of there with no hold ups.

He see's them flesh kegs bouncing away.
He says put it beetween your tits you f - - - ho. So he humped away popped his nut all over her face and tits and jeked off for one more quickee just to blast another load in her lying face.

He dusted himself off, got the heck out of there.

TT ? good one dude! YA one for the team.

This was a classic bait- n -switch.

Just goes to show you all TER is all full of bougus reviews...... Saty Safe all...RDD
I told him to go to Osaka

[QUOTE=RawDealDude]

She says she has a luxury condo in St Pete.

We all know, St Pete could have a few luxury condos, he buys in to the story DUE TO THE FACT "TER" has rave reviews on this girl.

She answers the phone, he says the voice kinda sounded different, but was not sure?

He goes up to the door, a middle age woman answers. She lets him in, He is looking around? He does not see this angle they have posted on the site?

He asks? She then tells him, i will tell you anything to get you here.

He is upset( boo hoo,, boo hoo) BUT!!! he is looking at these fucking huge flesh kegs On this middle aged woman.

This was a classic bait- n -switch.

Just goes to show you all TER is all full of bougus reviews. Stay Safe all,

RDD

I told him to go to Osaka[/QUOTE]Osaka Definately best deal in town. Always enjoy your colorful adventures Raw Deal. Cross check references on TER to be sure. Tiffany and others from the site are all from same dude/dudette. Smells like self posting to me and that's one real stinky fish.

Be safe, be well

You can't beat osaka

F - - - , TER, Lots of folks have had bad trip because of that site.

RDD,
It sounds like your buddy is an experienced monger. What surprises me is that he put such care into not walking into a sting and yet he made such rookie mistakes in terms of hooking up with a girl that would rip him off. In my experience in this market the latter problem is by far the greater risk.

Regardless of reviews, if you see a "10" advertising for only 2 bills, you know that something has to be up. Either its a "bait and switch" or a "cash and dash" or you wind up discovering that the 2 bills only cover her coming to your door and upselling begins almost immediately if anything more is even really on the menu. Sure sometimes bargains can be had but they are never easy. It helps to have good AND reliable reviews from trusted sources. You really have to learn how to read between the lines and to TRY and distinguish between the reliable and the bogus and even then you are bound to make mistakes. You can take your chances on an unreviewed or non-reliably reviewed provider, but you better be prepared to wind up taking one for the team 9 times out of 10. Like you said if it seems too good to be true it usually is.

I agree that TER is 95% useless but even there you can sometimes get useful info. Here is what I look for (and, NO, I'm not a paid sucker, er I mean member). First of all, I put greater stock in negative reviews than postives, though even there its possible it could just be a bitter rival or jerk-off client getting his "revenge". A series of bad reviews by various reviewers is nearly always pretty solid evidence that that provider should be avoided. Positive reviews are much more suspect. Here I look for posters who have posted many times on more than one girl. If its a first time poster or a "guy" who posts continually on the same girl, I usually discount that review completely. Even if the reviewer posts about several different providers, I don't give him a free pass. Are all his reviews glowing? Some guys seem to become infatuated with all the girls they see. They can't ALL be 10's. Or maybe he thinks by posting positively he'll get some extra special service as gratitude the next time he sees that provider. Bullshit. The reviews that mean the most to me and which are usually FAIRLY reliable are the more neutral ones. They acknowledge certain shortcomings of the provider at the same time they list the positives AND they must provide the basic FACTS. Does she provide BBBJ or not? Is that her current picture in the ad or was it taken 20lbs ago? Does she upsell or does she deliver as promised? You get the idea. The rest of the stuff can be somewhat subjective but can still suggest to you whether she may be right for you or YMMV.

Frankly, by and large I have far more faith in all of you guys as reviewers. Unfortunately, most guys around this site focus more on the SW or AMP market rather than escorts, so escort reviews are fewer and farther between, and in Tampa that is probably sadly for good reason.

Hi Guys,

I am pretty new to the hobby and have a membership to TER. I have yet to have a problem with it (I have only seen a few providers though) but I certainaly see shady ratings and girls and usually stay away. What site does anyone think is better than TER with the same detail (bbbj, bait-n-switch, etc) with accurate pics? It completly agree that many people that post there do post 10s and other high scores with out reading the directions on what really deserves a 10 and do it b/c they think they will get a better deal the next time around with that provider. Any thoughts (and I have been to Osaka with tina and it was great, who else there is just as small, young, etc as her?

Thanks!

I agree that TER is 95% useless but even there you can sometimes get useful info. Here is what I look for (and, NO, I'm not a paid sucker, er I mean member). First of all, I put greater stock in negative reviews than postives, though even there its possible it could just be a bitter rival or jerk-off client getting his "revenge". A series of bad reviews by various reviewers is nearly always pretty solid evidence that that provider should be avoided. Positive reviews are much more suspect. Here I look for posters who have posted many times on more than one girl. If its a first time poster or a "guy" who posts continually on the same girl, I usually discount that review completely. Even if the reviewer posts about several different providers, I don't give him a free pass. Are all his reviews glowing? Some guys seem to become infatuated with all the girls they see. They can't ALL be 10's. Or maybe he thinks by posting positively he'll get some extra special service as gratitude the next time he sees that provider. Bullshit. The reviews that mean the most to me and which are usually FAIRLY reliable are the more neutral ones. They acknowledge certain shortcomings of the provider at the same time they list the positives AND they must provide the basic FACTS. Does she provide BBBJ or not? Is that her current picture in the ad or was it taken 20lbs ago? Does she upsell or does she deliver as promised? You get the idea. The rest of the stuff can be somewhat subjective but can still suggest to you whether she may be right for you or YMMV.

I fully agree, Chase, that TER can be useful. As I mentioned in a previous post check the cross references. Who posted? How many posts do they have? Who have they reviewed? are they consistant? etc.

Sorry Raw Deal Dude, but your friend should have been more careful, I checked those girls and they smelled of self-posting.

Just remember, you get out of this hobby in accordence to the effort and research you put in.

Has anyone been to Suite 110?
Here's the posting from craigslist: [url]http://tampa.craigslist.org/ers/161344340.html[/url]
PHFJ Out!