Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Tellitlikeitis]Then I headed to CEO's since I had heard so much about it on this site and I hoped that maybe it would make up for my bad luck at Nikki's. I had done a google search for "CEO's massage sf" and found a yelp page with the address listed as 519 Bush Street but when I arrived at that location the sign out front read "Moonlight Health Spa". I was a bit puzzled by that but went inside anyway.[/QUOTE]Uhm, CEO's is down the street four blocks and on the 6th floor. For someone's first post, you seem pretty eager to trash the reports of folks that have spent a long time on this forum. If you're a newbie, you probably went in and did something that marked you as a newbie. Otherwise you're someone who made up a new account just to talk trash. Either way, it's not very convincing, though I've had bad times at Nikki's too. Try going to the real CEO and be respectful?

[QUOTE=Ganesh]If you're a newbie, you probably went in and did something that marked you as a newbie. Otherwise you're someone who made up a new account just to talk trash. [/QUOTE]Does sound like a newbie or just trash talking. Then again he did go to the wrong place. A slightly more thorough google search would've brought up the correct address for CEO anyways. Nikki's treated me well and so did CEO. I wonder if it was $2 for total damages or just fs. .8 for mamasan & 1.2 for bj is steep imo.

That's almost like mbot.

[QUOTE=Beardpapa]Does sound like a newbie or just trash talking. Then again he did go to the wrong place. A slightly more thorough google search would've brought up the correct address for CEO anyways. Nikki's treated me well and so did CEO. I wonder if it was $2 for total damages or just fs. .8 for mamasan & 1.2 for bj is steep imo.

That's almost like mbot.[/QUOTE]Who knows whether those comments were legit or not, but if you can glean anything from them it's that even the most well-reviewed establishments and RA's are YMMV. And if you act like a clown the variance could be pretty negative.

As for Moonlight, the place he supposedly did go to, I have never been there but it's gotten some pretty decent reviews on another site.

Well, I have mongered all over the world.

San Francisco is a gem. I have always gotten top notch service. It is a little pricey, about the same as Honolulu.

I have never left SF without my share of BBBJ's, FS, etc.

Also, what makes it great is that it is a destination. With the food, sports, tourist stuff, the cool city center, wharf, what else could you ask for.

First off, thanks for everyone who has posted on this site. I only just recently stumbled upon this site, randomly at that. Took a few days reading advice and reviews and went out on my first adventure today.

Seemed like CEO was the best place for me to start. Place was easy to spot after a little research reading posts and using googlemaps. Streetview is awesome. As soon as I rounded the corner I seen right where I had to go. Walked in and quickly tried to ascertain where to go(to the left out the elevator to mamasan). Didn't want to look like my first time. Asked if I had been there before, of course I said yes, but has been a while(seems like the standard line for first timers). Paid $60, was shown to a room.

Had already taken a shower so within a few minutes of me being in the room Cloey(not sure on spelling) walked in. She was pretty cute. probably about 5'8" around(may have been the shoes). Her hair looked like Halle Berry when she had a curly fro. She looked Thai to me. I could be mistaken, but I'm fairly certain she was at least part Thai. She spoke perfect English. Age and weight I can estimate but might not be accurate. was dim in the room so she may have looked younger then she was, but I'd say around 30ish. Natural b or small c cup tits. Weren't saggy, weren't super perky, but they were nice. Weight I would guess around 135-140lbs. Has a rose tattoo in the middle of her lower back. Want more info just ask I'll share. don't want to write a novel for my first post.

Was laying on my back when she came in as I wanted to see who was goign to come in. She came over asked if I had been there before, of course I said yes. Asked me to roll over so she could start on my back. Asked if it was okay to use oil, I said yeah, and away she went on my back for about 10-15 minutes. Haven't gotten many massages, but she started real light running her hand around my back, then got more firm, but not deep tissue style. I would guess most people who wanted a good massage may be unimpressed. Did the trick for me though. She then leaned over to my ear and said they're doing FS today. I said sounds good, and she had me flip over. No negotiating at that time just right into it. HJ, CBJ, Cowgirl, mish, then I took over and tested a few boundaries on positions. Nothing crazy, but she easily moved to any position I put her in. Think maybe I was wearing her out cause she asked to finish me off with HJ, had been going at it for a good amount of time and hour was nearing the end. Begining happened so quick I forgot to daty to see if it was allowed, so that was perfect time to test that out, and she was happy to oblige.

Finished with enough time to go rinse off rather quickly come back to the room where she brought me water. no haggling just offered her 1.4 for tip and she was happy with it. Could of gone lower, but I was happy to give her that. Oh yeah, one thing I really liked about her, she's not a talker. Quiet like me. Which lets you just relax and be in the moment without bantering. A little FK and xo's, and she seemed to like neck kissing. Oh, and also commented on my "strong hands" when I was rubbing her back when she was laying on top of me. Appeared to me she liked that. Could of been acting, but it seemed she did.

All in all CEO was a big hit with me, only took one time to hook me there. Not sure why other people didn't have as much luck. All I know is I really didn't say anything, and everything just kinda worked out like it should. And As for Cloey, I'd see her again... after I see a few others, but def want to have another session with her. After all I can't accurately gauge any of them until I've sampled a few so I know what the scale is.

If I left anything out, or want more info just let me know. Also, it's not stated anywhere and me acting like I had been there before would of seemed weird had I tried to take a shower and didn't know where it was. Don't think it's mentioned anywhere, but turn right out of the elevator and it's at the end of the hallway. You walk right into the area.

... it turned into a novel didn't it....

Can someone PM me on any non asian massage places? I'm from Boston, you can read my posts. I will be there on business in next month. I did some research and not into asian places. We have 2 great american spas here where anything is available. I saw some info on vanessa th prostrate girl and she looks hot and the prices are right. Would like info on her as well. I guess I don't have much to share in return but can give info on Rhode island and Boston.

Thanks,

RR

Alright, second trip to CEO. Had a little trouble with the door buzzer this time. Dialed 601, rang a few times. Thought I heard it pick up, then hang up with no door buzz. Was a little confused, but waited to see if it was just my ears. Then I get the if you'd like to make a call please hangup and dial again. Problem is I don't know how to hang that thing up. Long story short, if it gives you trouble, just take a quick walk around the block. By the time you get back around its reset and works.

Different mamasan, same story. Goto my room, in walks Angela (pretty sure that was her name) before I even finish undressing and get a towel around me. Asks if I want to take a shower first. I say yes, away she goes and away I go. I get back to the room and shortly after she walks back in.

Angela is pretty, albeit a bit larger then my "usual" taste. Some reason I like spinners. Like I said before I'm a fairly small framed guy so I tend to like ones that weigh less then me or within a few pounds. So 135-140 or less range. Still she was Pretty cute, noticeably soft skin, Blonde hair, probably around 5'2"-4". I'd guess see cup perky (most likely implants). Like I said she appeared to be a little thicker then a spinner, but I admit it fit her body. With her height she could of been within my weight range, but you get the idea the shorter the more noticeable the extra weight is. Anyways, doesn't matter point is she looked good. No tattoos that I noticed I wasn't really looking. Generally only notice tattoos if they're in a place I like or look cool. Belly button ring. If I had to guess I would say Korean of some mix, but I could be wrong. She appeared fairly young to me. Of course when she asked my age and I told her she said oh you're young. I guess that was in respect to her normal clientele. I would say early 20s, mid maybe.

She was actually pretty good with a massage for my taste. Wasn't a light touch at all, really used pressure and did all the tricks I like to do. She did try to crack my back, she asked first of course. "I crack back okay? Relax" I said okay, but I knew she wouldn't be able to. Nothing against her just my back doesn't really crack that much, and the only way I've really been able to crack it is by sitting in a chair and twisting my torso then grabbing the back side of the chair and yanking. Worked my back for about 15 minutes maybe a little more, not sure forget to check the time. Then on to the flip.

On the flip asked if I want everything, I said sure. Then asked if I wanted to give her tip now or later. I figured get it out of the way then she'll know what I was going to give her and it will take that "edge" off. Read in some other posts handling the tip upfront sometimes makes the session go better. Figured I'd try that out since I didn't first time. I told her $.4, she said how about $.6. Told her that $.4 was actually all I had. Not sure getting her tip out of the way was such a good idea. Depends on the girl really. I'll touch back on how I don't think it's a good idea later in the report. Rest of the session felt kinda rushed. Hard to put into words, guess like how other people say all about the business maybe, running the motions. If I had to put a name to it I would say she was lacking in the suspension of disbelief.

Oh yeah, and no to DATY. Too bad to cause she a had nice looking one, definitely was a peach. Since she was just running the motions I didn't get too much time to really test anything or see what the limits were. Didn't stay my full hour unlike previously, but that's because I wasn't as in to this one. So I just let it happen and shower and leave. Well that was my intention. Read on.

So she checks the shower for me comes back says it's open, I head on down to the shower. In and out of the shower walk out and get surprised cause she was actually waiting for me to walk me back to the room. Which was kinda nice, wasn't expecting that from her. So I'm getting dressed after my shower, and in she walks asking where her tip is and if I seen it. Well yeah I seen it when I handed it to you. Then I don't know what you did with it. Which was honest, my back was turned to her when she put it wherever or did whatever with it.

Anyways, she looked all over and couldn't find it. Said she put it in her pocket. But it wasn't there. I looked a bit for her in the room. And a few other people (people who worked there) started helping look around the hallway and such as well. Which put me at relief as I thought I was about to get scam ran on me. In the end she walked me to the elevator, didn't even say goodbye, but mamasan of course wished me a happy weekend. She still had not found it when I left. So, now you understand why I probably won't be getting the tip out of the way for anyone in the future. It's for their good not mine, if I would of waited till the end she wouldn't of lost it and had to search for it. Anyways, like I said depends on the girl.

All in all, she was nice, not really my style. If she would of been able to do a little more suspension of disbelief for me I would of liked her a lot. Probably wouldn't do a followup with her intentionally. Still though had fun once again at CEO.

Just had the chance to visit CEO. All of the previous reports were very helpful. It was easy to locate. Wasn't sure if it would be open on Sunday but it was. Saw several other customers heading both in and out.

Rang in with 601, a few rings, door buzzed, and I was on my way up. All the tips on the internal layout were very helpful. I didn't look like a 1st timer looking for the mamasan. Turned left off the elevator like I had been there before. MS said hello. Asked if I was there for my appointment. Nope. But was she cute? MS said she had an apointment. No problem, $60 to MS and I was led to a room.

Had just showered so I just got undressed. In comes the same girl referenced below by Iamnkarm. At least she had the same tattoo. Nice body, b/c cups, 30ish. Not so good English so it may not be the same girl. (This becomes a problem later) But she was quiet, Thai? And overall very nice.

She gets right to it. Actually a pretty good 15. 20 min. Oil massage. Multiple brushes of my johnson, and placement of her bare snatch for me to touch. Pretty clear what was coming next.

Then she says flip. Asks what I want. Say "everything" Offer $60 she says ok. Off to the races. Very nice experience. CBJ, Mish., CBJ, doggy, and finally a finish with a HJ cause I was taking too long. She then gave me some more massage on the front. Anvd then a very nice hot towel cleanup. Above and beyond the call in my book.

Once we are done I hand her the $60 and she heads off to check the shower.

Couple min later she pops back in hands me the cash and says "Not enough". I say what? Recount it for her. 20-40-60. Just like I said. She says you said $160. Ahhh, no, I said $60. Sorry. But hang on. I have a little bit more. Gave her may last $30 making the total $90. Seemd to be ok but I could tell she was not totally happy.

When I headed out MS says thanks.come again. I think I will. Although I will be more careful on the negotiations.

L

Just had the chance to visit CEO. All of the previous reports were very helpful. It was easy to locate. Wasn't sure if it would be open on Sunday but it was. Saw several other customers heading both in and out.

Rang in with 601, a few rings, door buzzed, and I was on my way up. All the tips on the internal layout were very helpful. I didn't look like a 1st timer looking for the mamasan. Turned left off the elevator like I had been there before. MS said hello. Asked if I was there for my appointment. Nope. But was she cute? MS said she had an apointment. No problem, $60 to MS and I was led to a room.

Had just showered so I just got undressed. In comes the same girl referenced below by Iamnkarm. At least she had the same tattoo. Nice body, b/c cups, 30ish. Not so good English so it may not be the same girl. (This becomes a problem later) But she was quiet, Thai? And overall very nice.

She gets right to it. Actually a pretty good 15. 20 min. Oil massage. Multiple brushes of my johnson, and placement of her bare snatch for me to touch. Pretty clear what was coming next.

Then she says flip. Asks what I want. Say "everything" Offer $60 she says ok. Off to the races. Very nice experience. CBJ, Mish., CBJ, doggy, and finally a finish with a HJ cause I was taking too long. She then gave me some more massage on the front. Anvd then a very nice hot towel cleanup. Above and beyond the call in my book.

Once we are done I hand her the $60 and she heads off to check the shower.

Couple min later she pops back in hands me the cash and says "Not enough". I say what? Recount it for her. 20-40-60. Just like I said. She says you said $160. Ahhh, no, I said $60. Sorry. But hang on. I have a little bit more. Gave her may last $30 making the total $90. Seemd to be ok but I could tell she was not totally happy.

When I headed out MS says thanks.come again. I think I will. Although I will be more careful on the negotiations.

L

Hello everyone,

I'm 26 years old. I'll be in the city tues and wed. Only have 160bucks total to spend at either Nikkis or CEO.

Which one is more bang for my buck.

Can I get FS for only $160 total?

I checked into a hotel on Geary tonight and logged on to this website trying to get recommendations on AMPs. I noticed lots of reports praising Nikki's and CEO, so I did a google search for Nikki's and came up with address and a map and it was only a couple of blocks away!

That was a good thing about it.

The bad thing was the sea of trannies I had to wade through on the way there and back, but when I encounter such people I just keep on moving and don't let them bother me. It was more amusing than it was bothersome.

Anyway, I get to Nikki's and Monica greets me at the door. Nice set of hooters and a pleasant smile and I'm already reaching for the door charge of.6

Not a great massage, but lots of that rubbing your legs and buttocks stuff with occasional "accidental" contact with the scrotal region. I. E that sort of thing I like so well about AMPs!

So she asks what I want and I was gung-ho for every thing (which was a bit of a financial error, as you'll see in a bit but I can afford the hit).

Then things start in earnest! The hot tea treatment is amazing. Especially considering it included a rimjob. The it was CBJ with the tea and I was practially ready to gush a nut already when she climbed on to ride and I didn't last long.

She was just too skilled a provider tonight for me to get my FS money's worth, so I probably should have just opted for the cheaper option of the BJ, but as I said before I can afford the financial error hit on this one. With a smile.

I'd definitely go back for more of that tea party.

[QUOTE=Christopher C]Hello everyone,

I'm 26 years old. I'll be in the city tues and wed. Only have 160bucks total to spend at either Nikkis or CEO.

Which one is more bang for my buck.

Can I get FS for only $160 total?[/QUOTE]

When I visited a few weeks ago, CEO cost me $160 and Nikki's was $200, but I think others have indicated they got a better price at Nikki's.

I don't think I could recommend one over the other -- I was very pleased with both.

I can't say for CEO since I haven't been there, but you should be able to get FS at Nikki's for that.

.6 for house
1.00 for FS

You would be cutting it close and the girl may not ne thrilled, but 1.00 is not chump change and it would not be good money-sense for her to turn you away. I would just be honest about it and not try to trick them or anything.

Good luck and remember to say yes if she offers "hot tea"

[QUOTE=Azil]When I visited a few weeks ago, CEO cost me $160 and Nikki's was $200, but I think others have indicated they got a better price at Nikki's.

I don't think I could recommend one over the other -- I was very pleased with both.[/QUOTE]

Wondering if anyone has any recent stories from visits in the Walnut Creek/Pleasant Hill area. I see the ads on CL and RB, but can't find any reviews or guidance on which could prove successful. Any help?

SrF

[QUOTE=Sr Froggie]Wondering if anyone has any recent stories from visits in the Walnut Creek/Pleasant Hill area. I see the ads on CL and RB, but can't find any reviews or guidance on which could prove successful. Any help?

SrF[/QUOTE]Based on my limited experiences and reading about it on another board that's very popular in the Bay Area (RB), I would say that you shouldn't expect much in that area. Everything I've heard boils down to this: if you want to have fun within Contra Costa County, go west.

That said, there are a few TAMPs in WC that are, from what I've read, YMMV as far as a simple happy ending. Repeated visits might earn some trust and yield something or you could get lucky sooner.

If you want more, either head west or or go to Oakland/SF/South Bay.