Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Luv Pussy]Anybody know anything about the Riverbottom in Burbank? It's closed now. But keep hearing some interesting stuff about where they moved to. Anybody know anything? Like where I can find that action again? I really want to hang out with a Thai provider from that spot. NOt sure if and HOW I can make it happen. If you know the place than you probably know what I'm talking about.

Please PM me with more info if you have it.[/QUOTE]Q's is hist?

That's a bummer. That place used to jam right outta the gate every day.

Whats up guys. I've been a lurker and wanted to build a rapport with you guys. Let's start. I've only started the year of 2007 early February. I went to places that I don't think advertise on CL anymore such as winnetka area, 22318 woodland hills, and the spots on tampa and topham. I haven't gotten any tail from the women here. I'm just a noob when it comes to this. Do I ask for a shower option or something? Anyways I hope to start posting more places soon but I live in the SFV which = ass for finding a good AMP. So hopefully I can build a trust with some guys here.

Hit Green Health Spa yesterday. Seen Angie, got right down to business, there was no pussy footing around with a massage first, she came right in and asked what I wanted to try I said everything, she said it would be $ I said let's go twice and I walked out lighter and $$.4 poorer.

I've been reading here for a bit now and wanted to get some posts in. Not expecting anything from anyone given my noobiness, but hey, have to start somewhere. I started mongering recently after having some great professional massages for a couple years and getting tired of wondering if I should feel embarrassed for getting a woodie.

Anywho, I did my own research and had my first AMP experiences from CL intel. Was an AMP in the SFV, industrial area, girl was mebe 38 or so, about a 5. 5. Anywho, I could tell things were different right away (no cover sheet, locked door, tinted windows, etc). I was very nervous to say the least. Though she wasn't hot, I was excited what might happen. Ended very satisfied and what I was looking for (. 4 door hlfr. 4 tip for HJ (too much I'm sure now)). Tried a 2 girl same place but again looks were lacking and I'm a visual guy so need a bit more than just a HJ second time around.

Found many more in sfv and have had some "ok" experiences, two FS even, but still looking for a 9+ FS someday. I can say for newbies, treating the girls friendly goes a long way to getting what you want (and looking groomed and clean urself). Anywho, I sent a couple PMs already with some intel to hopefully prove I'm no LE, just a guy looking for a shortcut around many waste of times.

Peace

Well, went to Green. Bad experience for me. Based on Mike's intel I thought we could get down to business. I asked to choose a girl, there were 2, both of them a bit chubby (one asian and one latina maybe). Both 6's for me. I tried to open up with business but doing so scared the girl, thought I was LE or something. After 10 minutes, the "management" approved me, but by that time mood was lost. Oh, and it was. 5 door and I was asked for $. 2. Crazy. I went home poorer with nothing to say.

[QUOTE=Roomba]Well, went to Green. Bad experience for me. Based on Mike's intel I thought we could get down to business. I asked to choose a girl, there were 2, both of them a bit chubby (one asian and one latina maybe). Both 6's for me. I tried to open up with business but doing so scared the girl, thought I was LE or something. After 10 minutes, the "management" approved me, but by that time mood was lost. Oh, and it was. 5 door and I was asked for $. 2. Crazy. I went home poorer with nothing to say.[/QUOTE]

Wow, that sucks. I had a pretty awesome time.

All these hot chicks on CL want the money up front and that kills it for me. I'm used to going to an MP, getting teased with a massage and then closing the deal. I drove to Culver City to 'hook up' with this hot CL provider, it took me 2 hours to get there (traffic), she was hot, she asked for $100 up front, I figure is OK, I go to the restroom to take a piss and I see a fuckin' condom in the toilet, this chick had apparently fucked someone else before I got there and she did not even bother to flush the toilet. That killed my hard on right there and then guess what? She kept my money, $100. On top of that this chick had his cousin downstairs providing security for her so I did not want to force her to give me my money back. I had a similar experience a month ago but this time I was smart enough to not give the money to the chick up front, I just walked out on her.

The action at an MP is different, most of the time you get the service first and pay later. Fuckin' CL, hot babes but most of them (the black ones) want the money up front.

Buck

[QUOTE=Buck Nasty]All these hot chicks on CL want the money up front and that kills it for me. I'm used to going to an MP, getting teased with a massage and then closing the deal. I drove to Culver City to 'hook up' with this hot CL provider, it took me 2 hours to get there (traffic), she was hot, she asked for $100 up front, I figure is OK, I go to the restroom to take a piss and I see a fuckin' condom in the toilet, this chick had apparently fucked someone else before I got there and she did not even bother to flush the toilet. That killed my hard on right there and then guess what? She kept my money, $100. On top of that this chick had his cousin downstairs providing security for her so I did not want to force her to give me my money back. I had a similar experience a month ago but this time I was smart enough to not give the money to the chick up front, I just walked out on her.

The action at an MP is different, most of the time you get the service first and pay later. Fuckin' CL, hot babes but most of them (the black ones) want the money up front.

Buck[/QUOTE]

That's pretty much the MO. Remember, you're dishing 50 bucks or whatever for what's usually a really, really lame massage. They get a few bucks even if you don't go for the action, and you get some chick dragging fingers over you.

It's not as bad as a strip club, where you're paying by the nanosecond.

Saw the place near Reseda Blvd/Parthenia get busted on 5/28 around 7pm. When I drove by I saw customers/providers were all in the back parking lot, some handcuffed. It's not what I thought it would be though, totally quiet and discrete, no marked cars or officers or flashing sirens, all undercover. Got some info down though to keep an eye out for but not releasing it on boards. I saw a white guy in cuffs discretely put in an LE vehicle and a few LE cars pull out with providers.

Can't believe this crap is still a crime. I know it's been said before, but hell, legalize and tax it. It's been around forever and ain't going away because of the "moral right" in this country who secretly do it too (ie NY governor). The feds/state should at least regulate it and make some cash. Doing so would put the scum out of business who really do abuse and treat the girls inhumanely.

Anywho, wanted to let you guys know:

R,

Thanks man.

We need to know about this stuff as sad as it is.

It affects all of us that still monger in da SFV.

We are still at war w/LE everyday.

Learn from it!

OCA, (and any others) please stop posting openly on this thread.

PM all vital intel to trusted members only.

Keep it off the radar.

Otherwise, this summer could be as awful as 2005.

When we had no where to monger at all...

Peace, da Irie Sadist

Hey guys!

I'm new here and recently discovered this site and was surprised to find fellow mongers! Tonite I cruised around SFV to see if I could find anything open around 10pm; hell, I was trying to find something new! I failed and resorted to going to the last place I went to thats around Van Nuys, but that was closed and honestly, not all that. Last time I was there, the lady in the front didn't let me pick and choose the girl. The girl's breath stank and wasn't too good with the HJ. So, I was hoping that one of you guys can help me out on where to go?

Has anyone ever been caught in one of these places when LE came around?

Just wondering what happened, what the outcome was. If they were taken to lockup, etc.

[QUOTE=Roomba]Saw the place near Reseda Blvd/Parthenia get busted on 5/28 around 7pm. When I drove by I saw customers/providers were all in the back parking lot, some handcuffed. It's not what I thought it would be though, totally quiet and discrete, no marked cars or officers or flashing sirens, all undercover. Got some info down though to keep an eye out for but not releasing it on boards. I saw a white guy in cuffs discretely put in an LE vehicle and a few LE cars pull out with providers.

Can't believe this crap is still a crime. I know it's been said before, but hell, legalize and tax it. It's been around forever and ain't going away because of the "moral right" in this country who secretly do it too (ie NY governor). The feds/state should at least regulate it and make some cash. Doing so would put the scum out of business who really do abuse and treat the girls inhumanely.

Anywho, wanted to let you guys know:[/QUOTE]

The fuckin' pigs pulled me over once as I was leaving my favorite MP. Apparently they had the place under surveilance. I don't want to disclose too many details but let's just say I got lucky. These pieces of shit could have taken me to jail if they had wanted to, not sure why they let me go. They could have made up some BS just to take me to jail. What a waste of tax payer's money, people get shot and killed in the valley just about every weekend and these mother fuckers (cops) have nothing better to do than have an MP under surveilance and arrest consenting adults, only in America (sorry Don King).

Oh and to answer your second question, if you get caught fuckin' inside the place, you're going to jail, not sure what the charges will be.

[QUOTE=Dgoesinyours]Has anyone ever been caught in one of these places when LE came around?

Just wondering what happened, what the outcome was. If they were taken to lockup, etc.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Dgoesinyours]Has anyone ever been caught in one of these places when LE came around?

Just wondering what happened, what the outcome was. If they were taken to lockup, etc.[/QUOTE]

From reading news reports of busts, it seems that nearly all of the time the customers are not dealt with. For example, this monger in Inglewood:
[url]http://usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=526840&highlight=bust#post526840[/url]

Then again, there is the flip-side to that at this link where LA County Sheriff ran a sting after their bust:
[url]http://www.whittierdailynews.com/ci_8144678[/url]

[QUOTE=Vlad De Sade]
We are still at war w/LE everyday.
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It is really society at large that are passing their religious morals upon all of society and that is who we are actually at war with.

LE could care less about prostitution, what they care about are the laws that they are expected to enforce.

Obviously, we here as a community of sorts don't share that view, that a consensual act between two adults when money or things of value are traded for the act is illegal.

It is that time again. Exercise your rights, find out the opinions of your favorite politicians, especially on the topic of prostitution and vote for those that are friendly to our hobby.