General Reports

Charger,

Congratulations, and sincere best wishes on your new life. May you and all of us find our hearts' desires, and aid in helping each other find hearts' desires too.

Lift Her Up

Guys,

These chicks on CL are killing me. Most look to good to be true, which leads me to believe that they are. Can anybody help me out and let me know which one is legit, greatly appreciated.

Thanks

I went to the new amp / foot massage place on ming and new stine.

Sub par massage without a hint of extras.

Don't waste your money.

Thanks for the report on this place. I wondered about the place when I noticed they placed an ad in the "adult" section of CL. I knew it was either a tease or they were going to closed down in a week. Their price is reasonable but $39 is still too much to pay for a bad massage. Thanks for saving me the dough and the time.

[QUOTE=Jjohnson08]I went to the new amp / foot massage place on ming and new stine.

Sub par massage without a hint of extras.

Don't waste your money.[/QUOTE]

Went here last night, Saturday, around 10 and was disappointed. To start it off, $20 to get in, free sodas, no booze, freezing AC, uninterested girls. I saw probably 5-10 of them just sitting there, one girl on stage, comfy chairs though. The only time I saw the girls was when they came out from there dressing rooms to go to the bathroom, not one of them seemed interested in offering a lap dance.

I usually like to sit back and wait for someone to offer a dance, shows initiative I guess. One girl finally comes up asks me for a dance, go upstairs, mediocre dance, $20. There was a 2for1 special when I went up so got 2 dances for $20 which kind of made it better. Not much mileage, went back downstairs, waited for 15min more, didn't see any other girls.

Also, I'm from the East coast and very unfamiliar with the area, expecially how spread out everything is here! I would appreciate any good reviews or suggestions.

Thanks!

[QUOTE=Jjohnson08]I went to the new amp / foot massage place on ming and new stine.

Sub par massage without a hint of extras.

Don't waste your money.[/QUOTE]TOFTT and had the same experience, only went because it was new and nearby.

Not sure where to file this under, but went to some amp in Lancaster advertising on CL today.

2 Older ladies, no extras, $40hh.

Interesting post Kogem. I always wondered about the Gentlemen's Club scene in Bakersfield. I've turned into a massage parlor expert but haven't really frequented any clubs. Probably because I'm less worried in a massage place of running into someone I know. That said when I look at the Gentlemen's Club post in other areas. Los Angeles for instance it seems like a lot interesting things happen within the club. Especially when receiving lap dances. I asked about that on this site a long time ago and didn't get any input so I assumed nothing exciting happened in these clubs in Bakersfield. Your post kinda confirms that thinking.

[QUOTE=Kogem]Went here last night, Saturday, around 10 and was disappointed. To start it off, $20 to get in, free sodas, no booze, freezing AC, uninterested girls. I saw probably 5-10 of them just sitting there, one girl on stage, comfy chairs though. The only time I saw the girls was when they came out from there dressing rooms to go to the bathroom, not one of them seemed interested in offering a lap dance.

I usually like to sit back and wait for someone to offer a dance, shows initiative I guess. One girl finally comes up asks me for a dance, go upstairs, mediocre dance, $20. There was a 2for1 special when I went up so got 2 dances for $20 which kind of made it better. Not much mileage, went back downstairs, waited for 15min more, didn't see any other girls.

Also, I'm from the East coast and very unfamiliar with the area, expecially how spread out everything is here! I would appreciate any good reviews or suggestions.

Thanks![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Hunter Me]Interesting post Kogem. I always wondered about the Gentlemen's Club scene in Bakersfield. I've turned into a massage parlor expert but haven't really frequented any clubs. Probably because I'm less worried in a massage place of running into someone I know. That said when I look at the Gentlemen's Club post in other areas. Los Angeles for instance it seems like a lot interesting things happen within the club. Especially when receiving lap dances. I asked about that on this site a long time ago and didn't get any input so I assumed nothing exciting happened in these clubs in Bakersfield. Your post kinda confirms that thinking.[/QUOTE]I agree the LA scene looks a lot more interesting, except I am not really sure which part of LA to go and I don't want to drive around for 5hrs lost in a ghetto with out of state plates. But it looks like I might have to swing down there since bakersfield and lancaster were both misses, for me at least.

Adhere to the advice on this board from mongers who have been in Bakersfield for decades.

There are no happy endings at any massage parlors in town. Really!

If it's a store front, it's not going to happen.

If it's a private in her home. That's another matter.

You get nothing but crappy air dance teases at the three strip clubs.

Once again, if it's a store front, it; s not going to happen.

By the way-I live in LA, but I'm in B-town often. LA STRIP CLUBS ARE WORSE!

I know it shouldn't be that way, considering LA is the land of porn prod companies, but it's true.

Spend the same amount of money you would on these two options, but instead get a hooker for a blowjob in your car. This thread has the Btown locations.

Or spend $50 more and visit one of the proven providers on redbook.

Or save your money and take a day trip to Tijuana. Or save a little more and spend two weeks in Thailand.

But stop giving your money away to these Asian hags and stripper bitches.

Spent the weekend trying to confirm what Impulse wrote in the previous post. I have considerable AMP experience so when I go to those places I don't have very high expectations. Friday night visited Deja Vu and Saturday night visited Exotic Kitty. I'm now $250 lighter and more frustrated than ever. Vu does have some nice looking gals but just too much pressure for me. I actually gave some the girls money but didn't want the dance. The Kitty is short on good looking women. In fact I can't understand how some of those gals look in the mirror and decide they are a good candidate for a job at those places. Kitty does have a waitress that is out of this world. Saturday went to the AMP that is on Weedpatch. Massage was decent and all was going well until the last 15 minutes. At that time another customer entered (the place isn't too private)and she didn't have the self control or good sense to finish my massage decently. I could easily tell by her actions that she wanted to get rid of me and get the dough from the next guy. I'm not going back to that place. Today I went to the $49 place. I was just thinking massage to try and recuperate from my two nights out. I got a great massage. I like this place. Clean, friendly girls, don't mind the wandering hand, a little teasing from them. If they would ever just give me 30 lousy seconds of pleasure (I think that is all it would take) they would have lifetime client. I'm now going to try and take Impulse's advice about private massages or CL girls. I've been a little to conservative to try that in the past but its getting to the point where I don't have much choice. I need to find someone in this town who is clean, reliable, safe and reasonable. I just can't let myself drop down to a SW. That is way to risky.

[QUOTE=Hunter Me]... If they would ever just give me 30 lousy seconds of pleasure (I think that is all it would take) they would have lifetime client. I'm now going to try and take Impulse's advice about private massages or CL girls. I've been a little to conservative to try that in the past but its getting to the point where I don't have much choice. I need to find someone in this town who is clean, reliable, safe and reasonable. I just can't let myself drop down to a SW. That is way to risky.[/QUOTE]Yes, completely agree even though I'm relatively new I've had my experiences now and I can see I might have to do the same as hunter.

Well. Today I set out again in my quest to find an AMP in Bako that makes me fully happy. I tried a very unusual place. Inside a truck stop on Weedpatch and Highway 58. Not the one that I wrote about in a previous post. This one is actually located within the truck stop complex north of 58 on Weedpatch. It is a small room located inside the truck stop. The door was open and Hiroshima invited me in. A short chucky Japanese gal in her 40's. You have to be a little careful in this place if you are attached and don't want your SO to know you received a massage. Hiroshima uses a fair amount of oil and there is no clean up process in her massage. She has only worked at this location for a couple of weeks. Actually lives in LA and commutes. She gives a fairly decent professional massage and remains just enough out of range of my roaming hand. As the massage progressed I lost all hope that the end was going to be to my satisfaction. Something very unusual did however happen. On the flip Hiroshima felt that my toe nails were a little too long so she proceeded to take it upon herself to trim them. I know that sounds odd but it did happen. Not the happy ending I was hoping for but the massage was good. A little pricey for what seems to be the market in town now and the accomodations were lacking. A very small room that was a little messy.

I wouldn't lock the door, just slip your hand under the towel when she's almost done and give her a puppy dog look and whisper ok?

If she says no, pull your back out and say sorry. She'll understand. If you're a regular she'll probably let you, maybe even help.

Jesus. We sure miss Charger at this site. Without his occasional reports we don't seem to be able to generate much news. I see there are a few new massage places in town. I've been so busy I haven't had much chance to test them. Does anyone know and feel comfortable sharing if any of these places have changed their attitudes? Would love to be brought up to date on the massage scene in Bako.