Humaniplex 411 & Reviews

Sloane83 of Hx.

L = 7, ok looking but her face pictures are old pictures. Her older pictures show her as being thin, but now she I'd on the fuller side. Not fat but will get there soon.

A = 6, I didn't click with her. She seemed to want to piss me off or was testing me. Not sure what her game was?

S = 6, she says GFE service, but it was GFE-light or GFE lazy, she wasn't putting much effort into the session.

E = if you join her club she offers specials.

Are = it's a one and done for me.

I have had better times with many Korean and Thai ladies, so there is NO I would return to see a middle age women with a poor attitude and average body.

Anyone seen her? Great rack from the pics.

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Zania[/URL]

From HX.

Looks: It's her but freckles are airbrushed out. Photo angles, facial expression, and clothing puts her in the best light. She's not ugly or anything, just don't put too much expectation in the pictures (think glam picture vs no makeup selfie). Pretty cute face (8/10), 5'3", perky natural Bs, shaven pussy but with couple day old stubble, nice little bubble butt. Carpet matches drapes. Very toned little spinner body; she enjoys working out. Three or four tattoos (big one on her left leg, small ones on arms and right side of the pubic mound). Midwest girl, so you get a bit of an accent. Teeth is a bit crooked. Tongue and belly button piercing. I can see how she can be stunning like the photos with some good makeup on.

Attitude: Very chill and friendly; upbeat. Probably because of the weed. I usually don't mind it too much but she must have been puffing for a while because she reeked of it. I would have appreciated it if she would at least brush her teeth and / or used mouthwash to tone down the smell.

Service: Overall average. It's really run of the mill stuff. For one she's new and hasn't come up with her own game plan as to how to conduct the session. And two, she hasn't developed a style or approach specific to her personality and assets that is unique to her. You need to take the lead or maybe she expects you to as she'll tend to focus and stay on whatever she's doing. Good LFK but limited DFK. She's extremely responsive and vocal to DATY. So much so that I was concerned the people next door was going to call the front desk. She's not too into FIV. BBBJ was decent and willing to take directions. Audio feedback was good throughout. After applying the cover, I enjoyed CG, not because of any fantastic grinding or gyrating, but because she was genuinely enjoying it and using me to pursue an O. Her eyes were closed, slightly knitted brows, lip biting, and the shallow breathing. It was actually quite erotic and got my libido pumping. K9 and mish was fantasic in terms of eye candy. Her cute face, petite frame, little bubble butt, perky tits, toned body, and hourglass figure really stands outs. Also, be careful of her nails, they a bit on the sharp side.

Expense: $400.

Repeat: Maybe one more time in the future to see if she improves her service. The price is somewhat steep for the service you get, but it does balance a bit out for what you get physically. Young, cute, very tight body (up there with Alyssa Sweets and Eviebaby), and an actual ginger. From my POV, you're paying the youth and ethnicity tax here.

[QUOTE=IslaVista;4609343]Anyone seen her? Great rack from the pics.

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Zania[/URL][/QUOTE]I haven't seen her but I got good intel from others. She's on my list but she's not frequently available.

[QUOTE=NatParkLover;4640257]I haven't seen her but I got good intel from others. She's on my list but she's not frequently available.[/QUOTE]Seen her 4 years ago when she was part of the 55/91 crew. Hot in person and nice bolt-ons. She's been around awhile under different names like Zara and Nyah.

Go to the strictly white and Latina thread in the la section and search for Nyah. You'll see her younger pictures before the bolt-ons.

[QUOTE=Dakegg;4640485]Seen her 4 years ago when she was part of the 55/91 crew. Hot in person and nice bolt-ons. She's been around awhile under different names like Zara and Nyah.

Go to the strictly white and Latina thread in the la section and search for Nyah. You'll see her younger pictures before the bolt-ons.[/QUOTE]Thanks, found her pics, not really my type, thanks everyone for saving me some $$.

Hey guys, any info on CubanDreams Elena? Want to switch it up from the Asian girls.

[QUOTE=RecentCo673;4642407]Hey guys, any info on CubanDreams Elena? Want to switch it up from the Asian girls.[/QUOTE]Mix it up!

Pics are of her, but touched up and her breasts might have been ballooned up a size, but the ass is for real. She was asking me to grab and slap it during our session. Get ready to hear her repeat, "Papi, si!

[QUOTE=RecentCo673;4642407]Hey guys, any info on CubanDreams Elena? Want to switch it up from the Asian girls.[/QUOTE]Are you willing to go to TJ in order to switch it up? Money would go waayyyyy further whether you go escort or HK girls.

How is she? Chill? Pretty? She seems a bit pricey but tempting.

[QUOTE=Ihaschzbrgr;4642757]Are you willing to go to TJ in order to switch it up? Money would go waayyyyy further whether you go escort or HK girls.[/QUOTE]I appreciate the TJ fanboys are dedicated to converting others, but please keep your discussion to the TJ thread. It seems that there is an airdrop posting in virtually every thread about going to TJ.

The reality is, it is a 3 hour round trip without traffic and you save a couple of bucks. Elena is $180/ hhr vs HK club which is $100/ hhr for a girl that will do all she does + $17 room +$20 for the taxi to and from the club. So you save $40 for 3-4 extra hours of time. If you don't work or don't have anyone you need to get home to, great that is why there is a TJ thread.

[QUOTE=BadInfluence;4504258]Saw Linda99 last night. I've been watching her ads on HX since last year, but hadn't had a chance to connect. Maybe it was just that we didn't click, but the extensive menu that I was sent by email was not anything like the experience I had with the girl. She's young, great body, cute face but just not at all enthusiastic about getting banged by a Gordo white guy like me. Didn't want to kiss, no digits, kept her hand between us during cfs.

Cute girl, maybe if I was 30 and spoke Spanish it would have been better.[/QUOTE]I too had a bad experience with this one. I should've listened to the reviews that said her service has declined. I thought the bad reviews were guys that just caught her on a bad day. No lfk or dfk despite it being on menu. And BBBJ was the worst I've ever had. First she tried to CBJ but I asked for BBBJ and she kind of frowned and proceeded with literally the worst BBBJ ever. She is however very attractive and I would say looks even better in person compared to her photos. But with the terrible service I would not repeat.

[QUOTE=CharlesMoon;4659353]I too had a bad experience with this one. I should've listened to the reviews that said her service has declined. I thought the bad reviews were guys that just caught her on a bad day. No lfk or dfk despite it being on menu. And BBBJ was the worst I've ever had. First she tried to CBJ but I asked for BBBJ and she kind of frowned and proceeded with literally the worst BBBJ ever. She is however very attractive and I would say looks even better in person compared to her photos. But with the terrible service I would not repeat.[/QUOTE]I don't want to go against the grain on this one but I've had fun with the south of the border crew and Linda99 being one of them and lizapolaza something or another. Linda99 hopped in a fun shower with the royal treatment and we went back out to the playroom for BBBJ show. Everthing felt great nice and slow no rush nice HJ finish while making out. I left happy. Liz was also memorable.

[QUOTE=AmericanNinja;4664580]I don't want to go against the grain on this one but I've had fun with the south of the border crew and Linda99 being one of them and lizapolaza something or another. Linda99 hopped in a fun shower with the royal treatment and we went back out to the playroom for BBBJ show. Everthing felt great nice and slow no rush nice HJ finish while making out. I left happy. Liz was also memorable.[/QUOTE]I think you mean lizpalafox? I forgot her exact handle wording but liz I had a good experience with. I never saw Linda but liz body was incredible. Great curves and I do speak Spanish so maybe it does help. No BBFS other than BBBJ but a good time. Didn't repeat though lmao.

[QUOTE=GimmeMoreHead;4664589]I think you mean lizpalafox? I forgot her exact handle wording but liz I had a good experience with. I never saw Linda but liz body was incredible. Great curves and I do speak Spanish so maybe it does help. No BBFS other than BBBJ but a good time. Didn't repeat though lmao.[/QUOTE]Yes that was her she was fun. She was like one of those beer models south of the border. A definite head turner she looked sexy af and was very fun. Ximena from south of the border was also fun.