EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

Pardon the dumb question, but assuming places like CT require you to schedule an appt, or do they take walk ins too? If calling ahead is needed, should I ask who is working that day or do they ask if you're looking for someone specific? As a first-timer I'm not going to know any of them but some that have been reviewed sound intriguing. Understand it may all just be luck of the draw but don't want to screw anything up before even walking in the door. Not expecting anyone to share all their secrets with a noob, just hoping for a little direction on proper protocal.

Thanks.

Whilst walking the neighborhood around Diana's place at Wells & Illinois I spotted a small spa on the north side of Wells with an absolutely stunning young lady at the reception desk. The place is called Achaa Spa. Anyone with experience there? The website lists a number of fancy skin treatments and massages. The prices are outrageous for walk-in walk-out service and more of the sort you would find at a resort spa with views of the ocean. But that receptionist will stay in your dreams for quite some time.

[QUOTE=JacksPlat499;2544805]Pardon the dumb question, but assuming places like CT require you to schedule an appt, or do they take walk ins too? If calling ahead is needed, should I ask who is working that day or do they ask if you're looking for someone specific? As a first-timer I'm not going to know any of them but some that have been reviewed sound intriguing. Understand it may all just be luck of the draw but don't want to screw anything up before even walking in the door. Not expecting anyone to share all their secrets with a noob, just hoping for a little direction on proper protocal.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]Must call ahead (for CT for sure, and I believe for GH).

For my first visit I did NOT ask who was working, just showed up where they told me.

I have received pms from seniors and also read on this board that asking who is available is NOT a screw up.

[QUOTE=HomeSlice;2545958]Must call ahead (for CT for sure, and I believe for GH).

For my first visit I did NOT ask who was working, just showed up where they told me.

I have received pms from seniors and also read on this board that asking who is available is NOT a screw up.[/QUOTE]Thanks for this, probably being overly paranoid but for places that don't have ads in the usual places and are only really found via Google, do they ask how you found them or am I over thinking this? Assuming I would just say that I googled European massage in town _ and said business showed up in the search results, but didn't know if there was anything more beneficial.

[QUOTE=JacksPlat499;2546069]Thanks for this, probably being overly paranoid but for places that don't have ads in the usual places and are only really found via Google, do they ask how you found them or am I over thinking this? Assuming I would just say that I googled European massage in town _ and said business showed up in the search results, but didn't know if there was anything more beneficial.[/QUOTE]PM'ed you.

Thanks for all of the advice, will report after I am able to pay a visit next week.

Think I saw a mid 30's to mid 40's therapist outside CT. Shorter red hair and a killer smile.

Does she work at CT? Anyone PM me a name?

[QUOTE=HomeSlice;2548390]Think I saw a mid 30's to mid 40's therapist outside CT. Shorter red hair and a killer smile.

Does she work at CT? Anyone PM me a name?[/QUOTE]Tanja is slender with shorter, bobbed hair. More brown than red when I saw her, but that was last season.

Either way, she's friendly and kind, has good therapeutic skills, and will leave you relaxed before you leave.

I received a text about the package deal. Buy 3 massages, get the 4th free.

I first saw her a few months ago. Scheduling conflicts forced me to wait until recently to see her again. As with many Euros, the first visit will only leave you with plenty of teasing and self-serve opportunities. It's usually the follow up visit that will yield extras. Unfortunately, I waiting so long, she still only offered heavy teasing and a deep pressure massage when I returned.

This goes back to why I mention the package deal. I agree with Xabi, that if you find a Euro you like, it's wise to return within the following week. Strike while the iron is hot. The MM therapist is very attractive and her massage rocks. I'm curious if anyone has ever taken the plunge and splurged on a package deal at an EMP. Are the extras any better, or is it strictly an expensive marketing gimmick?

This is very interesting. I am thinking of taking one for the team. I have had great luck with euro providers that provide incall in there homes, wish me luck.

[URL]http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/thp/5128692528.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=WiNiteOwl;2548714]Tanja is slender with shorter, bobbed hair. More brown than red when I saw her, but that was last season.

Either way, she's friendly and kind, has good therapeutic skills, and will leave you relaxed before you leave.[/QUOTE]If this gal was Tanja, I have to figure out how to get an appointment with her. She had a smile and general demeanor that looked super upbeat and fun. While I have had nice sessions with the therapist I have seen there, she is a bit distant.

[QUOTE=ElginMonk;2550247]This is very interesting. I am thinking of taking one for the team. I have had great luck with euro providers that provide incall in there homes, wish me luck.

[URL]http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/thp/5128692528.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Hi Monk,

I used to see a Maria who worked at 7th Heaven in Northbrook years ago. She was blond, fair skin, thin, 5'6". Early 30's. She left and went to a place on Dundee Rd in Buffalo Grove which eventually closed that location and I lost track of her, If you see this gal and she resembles her-do me a favor and let me know. I'd love to reconnect with her. She was cute and gave a pretty good massage.

[QUOTE=Kellster;2551083]Hi Monk,

I used to see a Maria who worked at 7th Heaven in Northbrook years ago. She was blond, fair skin, thin, 5'6". Early 30's. She left and went to a place on Dundee Rd in Buffalo Grove which eventually closed that location and I lost track of her, If you see this gal and she resembles her-do me a favor and let me know. I'd love to reconnect with her. She was cute and gave a pretty good massage.[/QUOTE]I will let you know, she said that she was Serbian. Did not get a chance today, will try tnrw.

[QUOTE=Kellster;2551083]I used to see a Maria who worked at 7th Heaven in Northbrook years ago... She was cute and gave a pretty good massage.[/QUOTE]Likewise, if anyone knows the secret to making an appointment happen with 7th Heaven Veronika, do tell. It's seems like she's left all the massage duties to other less attractive women.

[QUOTE=Kellster;2551083]Hi Monk,

I used to see a Maria who worked at 7th Heaven in Northbrook years ago. She was blond, fair skin, thin, 5'6". Early 30's. She left and went to a place on Dundee Rd in Buffalo Grove which eventually closed that location and I lost track of her, If you see this gal and she resembles her-do me a favor and let me know. I'd love to reconnect with her. She was cute and gave a pretty good massage.[/QUOTE]I could be wrong, but after she stopped working at the EMP, she started to work out of her basement of her town home in Arlington Heights.

She also worked out of an EMP in Schaumburg.

I saw her once but was denied extras, she told me "I can't do that to you in my house".

She has not run an add in years that I have seen.