Massage Parlor Reports

I went to the panacea mentioned in other reviews and. Big surprise. Left without satisfaction. The "Rub" included little to no effort. The girl I seen was just not into it and it showed.

I visited another shop off Eastern but ended up leaving for reasons unrelated to this post.

I did visit a shop I haven't seen mentioned much here on this site. "Healthy Habits", over off 28th by cascade area. I was happy with my visit and intend to visit again very soon. I seen two girls both with an exotic look, long hair, petite, small but perky Bs, and a plump rear. They started at my legs and worked up to my back not forgetting any area between. As they were rubbing my back their breast brushed against my skin on occasion as well as normal teasing. By the time they flipped me I was ready to explode (which I sure did).

There was no mention on amount of tip so I tipped a decent amount. They were either superb actresses or they enjoyed our time almost as much as I did.

I want to give each parlor a try when time allows. Does anyone have a suggestion on which one I should try next. Which ones I should avoid. Etc.

Please do share.

Thanks and have a great holiday weekend gentleman.

I am kinda new to this and having trouble finding some decent parlors / people, can anyone help point me in the right direction.

[QUOTE=Michigan5;2930160]I went to the panacea mentioned in other reviews and. Big surprise. Left without satisfaction. The "Rub" included little to no effort. The girl I seen was just not into it and it showed.

I visited another shop off Eastern but ended up leaving for reasons unrelated to this post.

I did visit a shop I haven't seen mentioned much here on this site. "Healthy Habits", over off 28th by cascade area. I was happy with my visit and intend to visit again very soon. I seen two girls both with an exotic look, long hair, petite, small but perky Bs, and a plump rear. They started at my legs and worked up to my back not forgetting any area between. As they were rubbing my back their breast brushed against my skin on occasion as well as normal teasing. By the time they flipped me I was ready to explode (which I sure did).

There was no mention on amount of tip so I tipped a decent amount. They were either superb actresses or they enjoyed our time almost as much as I did.

I want to give each parlor a try when time allows. Does anyone have a suggestion on which one I should try next. Which ones I should avoid. Etc.

Please do share.

Thanks and have a great holiday weekend gentleman.[/QUOTE]Welcome to the forum. Good first review. Healthy Habits has been reviewed in the past; almost all reported very good experiences also. I have seen Kylene there a number of times, all were good times; however, she has moved on. She was going independent on west side near 28th, but have not seen her post in quite awhile. Other girls there were also very good.

The best advise I have is to read as much of the forum posts as you can. Most places will have been frequented and reported on and you will know which to try and which to avoid. It's always nice to frequent those that treat us right.

[QUOTE=Michigan5;2930160]I went to the panacea mentioned in other reviews and. Big surprise. Left without satisfaction. The "Rub" included little to no effort. The girl I seen was just not into it and it showed.

I visited another shop off Eastern but ended up leaving for reasons unrelated to this post.

I did visit a shop I haven't seen mentioned much here on this site. "Healthy Habits", over off 28th by cascade area. I was happy with my visit and intend to visit again very soon. I seen two girls both with an exotic look, long hair, petite, small but perky Bs, and a plump rear. They started at my legs and worked up to my back not forgetting any area between. As they were rubbing my back their breast brushed against my skin on occasion as well as normal teasing. By the time they flipped me I was ready to explode (which I sure did).

There was no mention on amount of tip so I tipped a decent amount. They were either superb actresses or they enjoyed our time almost as much as I did.

I want to give each parlor a try when time allows. Does anyone have a suggestion on which one I should try next. Which ones I should avoid. Etc.

Please do share.

Thanks and have a great holiday weekend gentleman.[/QUOTE]A full review of our best massuse in GR has been published by our resident expert NoseJelly, you will find it posted on 4/1/16 #4145. I can add one to his list, Amber at Royal she gives a great massage.

Anyone taken the plunge?

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/BodyRubs/angel-new-to-the-game/22788685[/URL]

MBD now advertising in the bodyrub section of backpage. There had been quite a discussion a couple months ago regarding she did not do happy endings. Any updates? The price quoted was only for Memorial Day by the way.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/BodyRubs/walk-in-for30-minutes-or-nuru-only-for-walk-in-between-1-5-only/25014000[/URL]

[QUOTE=LuvRubs;2935310]MBD now advertising in the bodyrub section of backpage. There had been quite a discussion a couple months ago regarding she did not do happy endings. Any updates? The price quoted was only for Memorial Day by the way.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/BodyRubs/walk-in-for30-minutes-or-nuru-only-for-walk-in-between-1-5-only/25014000[/URL][/QUOTE]Nuru is being rubbed by the girl being totally nude with oil so I'm sure there is a HE involved!

Had the pleasure of seeing both Tia and Anita last week. Both attractive. Tia is younger and thinner. Anita was a little more proficient with the massage. Both provided a very nice ending. I would repeat with either. No tip up front, either.

[QUOTE=LuvRubs;2935310]MBD now advertising in the bodyrub section of backpage. There had been quite a discussion a couple months ago regarding she did not do happy endings. Any updates? The price quoted was only for Memorial Day by the way.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/BodyRubs/walk-in-for30-minutes-or-nuru-only-for-walk-in-between-1-5-only/25014000[/URL][/QUOTE]I hear ya same question here. I was going to make the leap when I read about the NURU as I have wanted to see her for a long time but never did because of the comments of no HE. So if she is down with HE I'll stop by.

[QUOTE=LuvRubs;2935310]MBD now advertising in the bodyrub section of backpage. There had been quite a discussion a couple months ago regarding she did not do happy endings. Any updates? The price quoted was only for Memorial Day by the way.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/BodyRubs/walk-in-for30-minutes-or-nuru-only-for-walk-in-between-1-5-only/25014000[/URL][/QUOTE]Saw Dianen on Mich Ave this past weekend. Overall a very good experience. Older but neat and clean house converted to offices and individual massage rooms. Friendly, outgoing, attractive, with nice personality. Massage was excellent. Only couple of downsides, which could be a deal breaker for many. Left me on the table for longer than I perefer prior to the start of the session while she was texting in the other room, and was shorted on time: door to door in about 40 minutes, probably 30 min of actual massage. But I did leave happy in the end, so will probably repeat.

[QUOTE=MrCruzer;2937807]Saw Dianen on Mich Ave this past weekend. Overall a very good experience. Older but neat and clean house converted to offices and individual massage rooms. Friendly, outgoing, attractive, with nice personality. Massage was excellent. Only couple of downsides, which could be a deal breaker for many. Left me on the table for longer than I perefer prior to the start of the session while she was texting in the other room, and was shorted on time: door to door in about 40 minutes, probably 30 min of actual massage. But I did leave happy in the end, so will probably repeat.[/QUOTE]That is so unfair when girls short us on time. How would they like to go the store and pay for 10 lbs of steak but only get 5? Guys, you need to let them know that you are starting the clock timer on your phone as soon as they start rubbing and that you expect your full time from there on out! Don't let them pull the shorting on time crap!!

[QUOTE=LoveTheLips;2937844]That is so unfair when girls short us on time. How would they like to go the store and pay for 10 lbs of steak but only get 5? Guys, you need to let them know that you are starting the clock timer on your phone as soon as they start rubbing and that you expect your full time from there on out! Don't let them pull the shorting on time crap!![/QUOTE]According to her FB reviews, she has a history of shorting time.

Time shorting shouldn't be tolerated. How many Mongers would go to the supermarket and buy $60 worth of food, give the cashier a Hundred Dollar Bill and be happy with only $10-$20 change!?

These MP ladies get away with shorting time because guys like us let them. I can't think of any other Hobby that shorts people on time / money.

NJ.

What ever happened to sensual Sidney? She just fell off the map and radar. Used to post crazy pics with that big smile and crazy eyebrows.

[QUOTE=JohnsonRod;2938165]What ever happened to sensual Sidney? She just fell off the map and radar. Used to post crazy pics with that big smile and crazy eyebrows.[/QUOTE]I don't know if she is still doing. But if you want to see her go to meijers on Kzoo /28th she is there on sundays between 10 - 12.