CAPO REPORT (OBT) Tonight. Martians vs Globins Part 1
Yea I am back hobbyists and the new fish.
What's up to Vino and Light. Oh yeah a special shout out to Jerseygirl. I don't think anyone will be a threat to her "throne" anytime soon.
Anyway.
There was about 3 or 4 Martians that looked good on the stroll. The rest of them looked like Globins.
OBT is Orange Blossom trail, use a map or gps. You will be good. Anyway, first place I went to was my connect's house for some bud. A nice older guy (veteran) , picked up what I needed and left his place. Yeah for the new guys if you want something usually "let the hos get it for you". Rule number 2 never "cop" things with a girl that is tweaking or drunk. If you can't tell if she is "tweaking" just kiss your money goodbye.
I actually got my connect from 1 of the hos on the street. Basically I got to the main guy and we been good ever since. I don't need a ho to direct me to anything. Its a hassle listen to a ho talk your ear off while LE can jump on you for having bud. You want to stay sharp and "not distracted".
Now if you ain't patient enough to smoke at "home". Roll up and hit that on the highway.
Let's get into this. I saw hmmm about 8 girls in around the racetrac area. (not counting hos in the motels). Yeah it was active tonight. So I am driving and all the hos I kind have fun with are "all out". I drove to sands to see what Diane was up too. She was tipsy and she went on her rehearsed rant about "white cracka bishes". I looked my cell and said time to go. For those who don't know who Diane. An "mature" BSW with a very big butt. She got a nice shape for an old lady. The blonde with the pony tail and blue jeans was coming out her place and irked Diane. LOL Put it this way crack hos can be very insecure. They got to chase the man to get the crack. That is all they do. Every day for years and years. No matter how they say they "don't chase no man". They all do it.
Now there has been questions about going to a ho's spot to get it on. No, you want that ho to go to your motel. For example, if worse comes to worse take her to the Melody. Its better to been in a run down room by yourself, than her room with "people in it". There are exceptions to the rule. Unless you know her and see the people she around. Yeah go to her room.
Anyway enough about her.
So I drive down OBT, uh "Tina" was out in her ballroom dress or whatever it was. I was like you going to Red Lobster "what's going on"? Let me tell you the story on Tina. She was a stripper for some famous strip club owner (20 years ago). Anyway, she goes in a story how she was called "slim yellow bone". Listen don't laugh but she basically was like "an old Lisa Raye). I got with her 1 time but she was good. She is a good person though.
Let me clarify this she never said she was "Lisa Raye". Clearly she is not even Ray Charles can see this.
Bottom line Tina was outside.
Anyway, I kept on pushing. I see this cute blonde (mature lady) with a big butt. Unfortunately "Eboni" came running down the street with a mini skirt that looked like it was way too short. You she was holding down the mini skirt, looked like she was about to trip over her feet.
I pretended I didn't see her. My eye was on the blonde with the big butt. Anyway, I drive back to Mcdonalds because I am hungry. I see the girl from Backpage.
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Britany. In person she looks good. Her pictures makes her look bigger than she is. She is attractive to me. I think the pictures make her look bigger.
Sarah was calm today but is having problems matching and dressing again! It is like a (jesus face palm) when she walks by.
(Sigh)
I can't remember her being this huge. The girl fell off the wagon or something. Listen when you got a bigger butt than a black girl. Put the cookies and Mcdonalds away.
Lastly went back got the older blonde with the big butt. BBJCIM, Forgot her name but was across from the autoparts around the Cleo area.
Great skills and very friendly. I kept her number. When you got a good ho you got to keep her around.
That is a cardinal rule for the new hobbyists. Always keep your favorite ho "happy". The 1 that goes all out.
Plain and simple.