Massage Parlor Reports

No problem. I don't get out much these days, but when I do, I like to review.

Damn, I enjoyed Mae, but yeah, that not getting out much means I miss the repeats.

~EEE~

[QUOTE=Drunker Irish]Thanks for the review, was wondering who girl the new girl was at Green. Mae isn't there, she was excellent for the right customer, just not me. She isn't there (or wasn't the past few weeks). Just Cici and Nana. Cici is cute, older under bright lights but good enough when dimmed. Cici does the same action as Ruby it sounds like.[/QUOTE]

Not sure. . . I haven't been out in a while. Someone else will have to confirm that one based on description.

[QUOTE=Govman]Ruby?

This is not the same Ruby from Star that a visited a few weeks ago, is it. Man she is a gem[/QUOTE]

Tried 1829 for the first time today. After all the good things I've read about it, was surprised to have a disappointing encounter.

The spa: Pretty average in most respects. They have a TS and sauna, like most of the AMPs. Massage tables didn't have head rests like professional tables, but were reasonably comfortable. Seemed a bit dingy to me, with spare g-strings and dresses hanging over the stove in the sauna and the living area just partitioned off with a small curtain.

The girl: Candy was short, and very thick. Decent face, nice natural boobs, but a large belly. Not my personal preference - I tend to go more for tight little spinners. But if I can be near the ones I want, I'll want the ones who're near.

The shower: A bit below average, with not much attention to the boys, and poor temperature control bouncing between cool and scalding hot.

The pitch: Standard cost for the room. She immediately starts up-selling. Demands $.4 tip for FS, and only accepts $ with lots of complaints and whining.

The performance: Poor. Lots of rules, no CG allowed. No BJ allowed. Insists I get off after about 5 min in mish and insists on no more FS. After another 5 min says her hands are tired and tells me to finish myself. Disgusted, I get up and leave.

Asked to see MMS on the way out, and was told that MMS was not there. I met the only other girl who was there, named Cookie. She looked considerably better, with a nice shape. Found myself wishing I'd asked for a lineup earlier.

F/B/A/S: 6/5/3/1 - Will not repeat.

"1818 Closed

I went there yesterday to see my favorite Sasha or Sara, but the place has the closed signed, I called but no answer.

Jim"


Sometimes places close after a crackdown, or if they think a crackdown is imminent. Although I didn't see any reports of recent heightened police activity, that could be the reason. In the past that has happened there and the girls told me about the precautions that several spas take when thing heat up.

Chobo,

2nd floor or 3rd? No good news on 3rd, but 2nd has never
been as you say. At least the (many) times I have visited.
Times are tough, but that would be a very rapid fall off.

Be safe,

Rx

My report was on the 3rd floor spa. I've never tried the 2nd floor. The only other DC AMP experience I've had was at Jasmine Spa, which is on the same block. My experience at Jasmine was great, but a little pricier (I was too new at the time to know any better).

Hi Chobo,

Suggest you try a floor below. I've NEVER been disappointed on 2.

Your experience is similar to others here in the forum.

Wherever you choose, be safe,

Rx

Red light for stop. I've never struck out at an AMP before but there's a first time for everything.

I went in and drew an older girl. She took me to the shower and gave a very thorough washing. She asked if I've been there before and I was honest and said, "two years ago around Christmas, before the closing." She asked for names, so I made one up. After this she asked if I wanted to go to the sauna, and I said no. She told me, "the license has changed and they no longer massage there." Only shower and sauna were available to me. She asked if I had been drinking because she smelled beer. Nope, wasn't drinking. At that point, I figured the situation was not salvagable, so I stopped looking at her or talking to her. She said get dressed and I will get you a refund.

That sucked. Especially since I don't get to go to DC very often. At least I got my crack cleaned up for free. :o)

Wish you better luck.

PussProwler

[QUOTE=Choboman]Tried 1829 for the first time today. After all the good things I've read about it, was surprised to have a disappointing encounter.

The spa: Pretty average in most respects. They have a TS and sauna, like most of the AMPs. Massage tables didn't have head rests like professional tables, but were reasonably comfortable. Seemed a bit dingy to me, with spare g-strings and dresses hanging over the stove in the sauna and the living area just partitioned off with a small curtain.

The girl: Candy was short, and very thick. Decent face, nice natural boobs, but a large belly. Not my personal preference - I tend to go more for tight little spinners. But if I can be near the ones I want, I'll want the ones who're near.

The shower: A bit below average, with not much attention to the boys, and poor temperature control bouncing between cool and scalding hot.

The pitch: Standard cost for the room. She immediately starts up-selling. Demands $.4 tip for FS, and only accepts $ with lots of complaints and whining.

The performance: Poor. Lots of rules, no CG allowed. No BJ allowed. Insists I get off after about 5 min in mish and insists on no more FS. After another 5 min says her hands are tired and tells me to finish myself. Disgusted, I get up and leave.

Asked to see MMS on the way out, and was told that MMS was not there. I met the only other girl who was there, named Cookie. She looked considerably better, with a nice shape. Found myself wishing I'd asked for a lineup earlier.

F/B/A/S: 6/5/3/1 - Will not repeat.[/QUOTE]

Sounds like a "Candy" I had at Green one time. My worst AMP time ever. I walked out on her mid way through the session.

I went to green today around 11:00 took a long lunch.

I had not been for a while. Called first to make sure Nana was working.

Got there Mama let me in and told me to wait 10 min. 10 min. Turns to 25 min. The longest I have ever waited started getting antsy.

There has been some confusion on which Nana is working there. From my perspective she is the original Nana I have always known.

She comes in runs at me with hugs and kisses. Complains that I have not been around in a long time, I thought she had left. She says she was on vacation for 2 months.

Takes me to TS, we talk about things. She has lost weight. Looks very good.

Did not take long to form wood. While she dries me with towel she comments "he's friendly" and kisses the head.

She kept telling me how much weight I have lost and how good I look, I am not sure if I have lost weight or not, but it made me feel nice.

Takes me back to room where she begins massage. I pull her next to me I have never been able to resist kissing her, I love those lips of hers. I can smell how clean she is, mouth like mint from mouthwash. She stops the kissing and starts going down. She starts to kiss and lick the wood for about 5 min. Then for the deep throat, BBBJTC. After completion she keeps sucking, not sure if she swallowed but it was awesome regardless.

This started to mess with my head. I start thinking holy shit this is my first GFE.

I have been with lots some look good some act nice, but it was always clear what was going on. I start halucinating, she gets up I imagine smoke in the room, feel like I am somewhere exotic like Vietnam. The look in her eyes cut like a knife. She was in full control. She had not asked me for a penny.

She cleaned me up with alcohol and hot rags. We talked more I realized she is dangerous. Most men do not understand women, most women do not understand men. But I realize Nana knows everything about men, what they want and what they need.

I begin her massage kissing and such. We explore the places where my wood could go. We settle for "the Buck" (legs on shoulder). I begin to finger her, moist as ever. My fingers explore inside, I almost cannot resist BBFS. I rub her clit against the shaft of my wood. Soooo tempted to slip the head inside. She is not resisting at all. I am running late, need to get back to office so I pull off.

Start to get dressed, with every piece of cloth I put back on we stop to kiss.

She never asked for money, I give her my wallet and tell her to take what she needs. She gives it back without taking anything. I ask how much she needs. She says whatever I feel like giving. She says "maybe free".

This experience left me shaking my head, WTF.

That experience was unlike anything I have come across before.

I paid:

. 6 door

$ tip

I was thinking of trying a 2 girl massage . Has anyone done this? is a place better than another? any tips?

There is a reason why we ask you to RTFF.

You ask a lot of flipping questions, actually too many for my taste. It's been referred to as 4-hands. You know a person has 2-arms with 2-hands, therefor two persons would have 4-arms with "4-hands"........



[QUOTE=Andorran]I was thinking of trying a 2 girl massage . Has anyone done this? is a place better than another? any tips?[/QUOTE]

Is this the old nana or young nana?

[QUOTE=Drofnalb]I went to green today around 11:00 took a long lunch.

I had not been for a while. Called first to make sure Nana was working.

Got there Mama let me in and told me to wait 10 min. 10 min. Turns to 25 min. The longest I have ever waited started getting antsy.

There has been some confusion on which Nana is working there. From my perspective she is the original Nana I have always known.

She comes in runs at me with hugs and kisses. Complains that I have not been around in a long time, I thought she had left. She says she was on vacation for 2 months.

Takes me to TS, we talk about things. She has lost weight. Looks very good.

Did not take long to form wood. While she dries me with towel she comments "he's friendly" and kisses the head.

She kept telling me how much weight I have lost and how good I look, I am not sure if I have lost weight or not, but it made me feel nice.

Takes me back to room where she begins massage. I pull her next to me I have never been able to resist kissing her, I love those lips of hers. I can smell how clean she is, mouth like mint from mouthwash. She stops the kissing and starts going down. She starts to kiss and lick the wood for about 5 min. Then for the deep throat, BBBJTC. After completion she keeps sucking, not sure if she swallowed but it was awesome regardless.

This started to mess with my head. I start thinking holy shit this is my first GFE.

I have been with lots some look good some act nice, but it was always clear what was going on. I start halucinating, she gets up I imagine smoke in the room, feel like I am somewhere exotic like Vietnam. The look in her eyes cut like a knife. She was in full control. She had not asked me for a penny.

She cleaned me up with alcohol and hot rags. We talked more I realized she is dangerous. Most men do not understand women, most women do not understand men. But I realize Nana knows everything about men, what they want and what they need.

I begin her massage kissing and such. We explore the places where my wood could go. We settle for "the Buck" (legs on shoulder). I begin to finger her, moist as ever. My fingers explore inside, I almost cannot resist BBFS. I rub her clit against the shaft of my wood. Soooo tempted to slip the head inside. She is not resisting at all. I am running late, need to get back to office so I pull off.

Start to get dressed, with every piece of cloth I put back on we stop to kiss.

She never asked for money, I give her my wallet and tell her to take what she needs. She gives it back without taking anything. I ask how much she needs. She says whatever I feel like giving. She says "maybe free".

This experience left me shaking my head, WTF.

That experience was unlike anything I have come across before.

I paid:

. 6 door

$ tip[/QUOTE]

wrong board.

[QUOTE=Drofnalb]I went to green today around 11:00 took a long lunch.

I had not been for a while. Called first to make sure Nana was working.

Got there Mama let me in and told me to wait 10 min. 10 min. Turns to 25 min. The longest I have ever waited started getting antsy.

There has been some confusion on which Nana is working there. From my perspective she is the original Nana I have always known.

She comes in runs at me with hugs and kisses. Complains that I have not been around in a long time, I thought she had left. She says she was on vacation for 2 months.

Takes me to TS, we talk about things. She has lost weight. Looks very good.

Did not take long to form wood. While she dries me with towel she comments "he's friendly" and kisses the head.

She kept telling me how much weight I have lost and how good I look, I am not sure if I have lost weight or not, but it made me feel nice.

Takes me back to room where she begins massage. I pull her next to me I have never been able to resist kissing her, I love those lips of hers. I can smell how clean she is, mouth like mint from mouthwash. She stops the kissing and starts going down. She starts to kiss and lick the wood for about 5 min. Then for the deep throat, BBBJTC. After completion she keeps sucking, not sure if she swallowed but it was awesome regardless.

This started to mess with my head. I start thinking holy shit this is my first GFE.

I have been with lots some look good some act nice, but it was always clear what was going on. I start halucinating, she gets up I imagine smoke in the room, feel like I am somewhere exotic like Vietnam. The look in her eyes cut like a knife. She was in full control. She had not asked me for a penny.

She cleaned me up with alcohol and hot rags. We talked more I realized she is dangerous. Most men do not understand women, most women do not understand men. But I realize Nana knows everything about men, what they want and what they need.

I begin her massage kissing and such. We explore the places where my wood could go. We settle for "the Buck" (legs on shoulder). I begin to finger her, moist as ever. My fingers explore inside, I almost cannot resist BBFS. I rub her clit against the shaft of my wood. Soooo tempted to slip the head inside. She is not resisting at all. I am running late, need to get back to office so I pull off.

Start to get dressed, with every piece of cloth I put back on we stop to kiss.

She never asked for money, I give her my wallet and tell her to take what she needs. She gives it back without taking anything. I ask how much she needs. She says whatever I feel like giving. She says "maybe free".

This experience left me shaking my head, WTF.

That experience was unlike anything I have come across before.

I paid:

. 6 door

$ tip[/QUOTE]

But I am her SUPAMAN. She told me so, it must be true. She is the best.