Massage Parlor Reports

P-bird: the same lady owns both Bella and Seven Heavens on Ashland / Augusta. she knows the drill. Once I went to 7H and got this tiny hot Russian, and even though I knew it probably wouldn't work out, I tried her, and of course, got shut out at the end. The owner stopped me on the way out and clearly read my mind - she told me to always ask for a Chinese girl. In fact, she got one of them to take me back in and finish the massage! The Russian girl did not look pleased. Anyway, if you're deadset on a Euro girl, good luck and God speed.

[QUOTE=Paintedbird]Well, I've tried three so far. No success.

Le Massage Place on Higgens near Cumberland Rd. The woman there was a trim blonde, maybe in her early 40's. Pretty attractive even if she is much older than I am. I asked for a massage and was obviously nervous. Great massage, extremely relaxing, but no extras offered. I have no idea how to even hint towards it except to sort of stare at her and say "Are we done?" after she's clearly finished. Smooth...

7th Heaven on Lake-Cook road. Called ahead, an hour was given as the time needed, but when I got there they were a bit dumbfounded and said there was no appointment and that they were booked. So off I went. And after all the nerve I had gathered!

Bela Spa on Western. I showed up one night and asked if they had walk-ins, (am I supposed call ahead?) A very cute Russian girl gave me a rather rough massage. Okay, this one I can talk to. Okay, things are going well she's laughing and massaging very my inner thigh. Okay, wait we're done? Oh is there anything after? I just put my clothes back on then? Right, okay, yes I'd love a drink of water... Leaving, I saw a bunch of asian girls in the waiting area. They seemed more like the type that would respond to a tip, but none were very attractive. So maybe it's for the best.

This is all very difficult.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Paintedbird]Well, I've tried three so far. No success.

Le Massage Place on Higgens near Cumberland Rd. The woman there was a trim blonde, maybe in her early 40's. Pretty attractive even if she is much older than I am. I asked for a massage and was obviously nervous. Great massage, extremely relaxing, but no extras offered. I have no idea how to even hint towards it except to sort of stare at her and say "Are we done?" after she's clearly finished. Smooth...

7th Heaven on Lake-Cook road. Called ahead, an hour was given as the time needed, but when I got there they were a bit dumbfounded and said there was no appointment and that they were booked. So off I went. And after all the nerve I had gathered!

Bela Spa on Western. I showed up one night and asked if they had walk-ins, (am I supposed call ahead?) A very cute Russian girl gave me a rather rough massage. Okay, this one I can talk to. Okay, things are going well she's laughing and massaging very my inner thigh. Okay, wait we're done? Oh is there anything after? I just put my clothes back on then? Right, okay, yes I'd love a drink of water... Leaving, I saw a bunch of asian girls in the waiting area. They seemed more like the type that would respond to a tip, but none were very attractive. So maybe it's for the best.

This is all very difficult.[/QUOTE]

Seriously, they're all picking up something rather suspicious about you. This is not for you. If you need to play, probably better go to fling/com ......ad is on the right side of your screen.

Hi,

Thank you everyone for the replies and I will be much more sensible before asking anything now onwards.

Cheers

[QUOTE=Steevo]Decided i would take TOFTT since no one replied to my post.
[/QUOTE]Egads! Now they have your cell phone number AND your license plate number? If it was me, I would seriously consider "losing" my plates and coming up with an excuse to change my phone number.

[QUOTE=Paintedbird]Well, I've tried three so far. No success.

Right, okay, yes I'd love a drink of water... Leaving, I saw a bunch of asian girls in the waiting area.

This is all very difficult.[/QUOTE]

Well, if nothing else, you're staying well hydrated in this hot weather. Three for three is bad karma, I'd consider other options.

Attempted to TOFTT but got stood up anyone got any info or share anything near by?

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[QUOTE=Ashoka]P-bird: the same lady owns both Bella and Seven Heavens on Ashland / Augusta. she knows the drill. Once I went to 7H and got this tiny hot Russian, and even though I knew it probably wouldn't work out, I tried her, and of course, got shut out at the end. The owner stopped me on the way out and clearly read my mind - she told me to always ask for a Chinese girl. In fact, she got one of them to take me back in and finish the massage! The Russian girl did not look pleased. Anyway, if you're deadset on a Euro girl, good luck and God speed.[/QUOTE]Marina at Bella was pretty accommodating and actually quite good at it, although not cheap.

[QUOTE=Ncogni2]I heard a few here and there about this masseuse named Vivian, but I never had her nor do I know what she looks like nor if she's a hit or miss.[/QUOTE]

Vivian at Senina has always informed me that she is a woman "of good moral character" each time I have had a massage from her.

[QUOTE=AmonRa]I thought I would take an "L" ride to Grand and check out 500 N. I liked the idea that I would not have to chat with a doorman, but unless I was in the wrong 500 N, there is a front desk and they do require you to sign in. I was obviously unprepared and was hoping to see a directory in the lobby, but I saw nothing. I was about to tell the cute doorwoman I am here for a massage, but I decided to just walk out and hit 8S. Anyone care to share the suite # with me, or are you going to make me call and strain to understand the suite # from mama-san?

8 S is business as usual, but I am getting the dirtiest looks from women on the 21st floor. A cute blonde gave me a drop-dead look today.[/QUOTE]Suite 530, and every time I walked in girl at the front desk just waved at me. Or, pretend you're going into the Verizon store.

Ok, thanks for everyone on this site, for their input, I was able to visit this establishment. My first time at any MP's, and here's my review.

Therapist- Bella

She was very open with the conversation, and what exactly I came for- "The Massage or 'the extras'"

Didn't require a whole bunch of anything- and I openly consersated with her about the whole thing, as if I never knew about 'extras'.

I've never done a MP, so I have no idea how is supposed to go, so here here is my review---Feel free to correct me if I am wrong on my expectations.

The massage was like a joke, it was more like a "run down", and she knew what I was there for.

1st she had me waiting about 10min in the room (seemed like a long time)

Then there was the table shower (left in their like 10min after the shower with the steam)

Went back to the "Therapy" room, asked me was I there for the massage or extra's---She proceeded to sell me---This is where I got confused.

She says a bunch of different offers "Full Sensual Massage w/ HR- $.5", "Sensual Massage w/ HR $", or just HR.5.

I asked her are these negotiable- she says yes. I say I planned on spending.8. Based on "SpaSearch" recommendation.

She then agreed on and "half sensual w/HR"- I figured not bad.

And after maybe 15min into the Massage, she says that I can let her when I am ready to get my extras, at this point, she wants me to pay for extra's, I had already given the $.5 at the door. So I figured I just need to pay the balance of $.3. Sorry, she meant.8 over above the.5 I already paid. OK, I was like hold up, you're kidding me (Am I being caught on Camera- Punk'd! ).

I am now mad I didn't ask for "Melissa". So we go back and forth, and you talk about a "buzzkill", we settled on an extra.4 over.5 already paid.

By the time we get the money paid, and get back to biz, I wasn't really feeling this whole thing, Maybe I am just accustomed to so much more from attraction to affection with very beautiful women, that this negotiation, and paid extra's just took the excitement away.

For me the HR was sub par. Maybe it was the buzzkill negotiation, the 1st time jitters, but it wasn't good, and it was taking long.

OK, now it just started feeling rushed. My first experience wasn't great, maybe I felt a little sleazy. Don't know. Maybe I'll feel better next time, if there is a next time. I actually took over my HR, took over from the therapist, and made her talk dirty to me---I guess I can be a sick ol man! LOL!

Not tooting my own horn, but I am a pretty attractive guy (Former Athlete- 6'7"), and I usually have my pick of women when I am out picking up women, since I am in a relationship (5 yrs), I am trying not to cheat and too many women want to get attached. So I thought I'd try something new a buddy in Dallas recommended the AMP--- he told me about FS, and I really wanted to do that, but couldn't find a place on this forum, that sounded legit for that. I just needed to go somewhere where there'd be NSA.

So if this experience is typical I will not be doing this again, If you all think my therapist just sucked let me know something guys. Or are there better therapist out there. Any placed with good FS?

I guess I would suggest people still try the place out and get your own feel that is my first play. You might be able to get into it more. She did tell me about another clients pays $$.5 and gets "Full Sensual" where he peforms DATY on her. Not a fantasy of mines!

Also if you think this was too descriptive to post on forum, let me know, I will edit, and just have people PM me.

Thanks for the participation from those whom have given feedback on the forum.

"Don't talk about it, Be about it"

[QUOTE=SpaSearch]I paid this place a visit after seeing on CL the $50 one hour special which includes table shower with "nice looking Latin girls". If I would have read the forums first, I would not have left the two $100 bills in my wallet in my pants during the table shower. In retrospect, that was a stupid thing to do. Fortunately, as I was reaching for a tip on my way out, the $200 was still there. Maybe they have turned honest.

My session was with Melissa. She has a rock hard little body and is probably about 21 years old. During the table shower she asked if I was shy, then grabbed my dick with one hand while she was washing me with the other.

I was completely uncovered during the entire massage, and she was a great tease. She let my hands roam everywhere and even moved my hand from over her shirt to under her shirt. She has great firm little titties and nice nipples.

A bit later, she got on the table and put her ass right on my face (while she was fully clothed) and kept up some nice teasing while massaging my legs from that position.

Then she got off the table and said for a nice tip she would take good care of me. I asked how much. She said whatever I want to tip is fine. I kept asking her, but she would not quote any prices. Then I asked her what other customers tip. She said it varies, but anywhere from $20 to 80. I asked her if $20 would get the job done and she said yes and went to work with a great HR. (Remember. It's only $50 at the door).

On the way out, I handed her one of my $100 bills and asked if she had change since that was all I had with me. She looked through the envelope at the front desk and said sorry, no change. She then said something that completely shocked me. She said to not worry about the tip and that it's their fault for not having any change. She hugged me, and told me again not to worry about it, and to have a great day.

I told her I wanted to tip her and would be right back. I walked to the Charter One bank across the street to get some change, came back, and gave her $30. She seemed surprised and happy I gave her the $20 plus a $10. Remember, with the $50 door fee, that was a grand total of $80.

Overall I would rate her as follows:

Value 10

Looks 8

Attitude 9

Massage 7

Finish 9

If you pay her a visit, treat her well because she is a real nice girl, but don't tip more than $30 for the same service. Let's keep this place affordable![/QUOTE]

Ex Ball Player, excellent report for a first timer; not the usual "Does anybody know . . . ?"

When you're negotiating for extras, it's an entirely different transaction from the door fee; you made a simple mistake. If you wanted to spend .8 total and already paid .5 at the door, you should have said you only had .3 on you.

I can only speak for myself, but it's been my experience that most Latinas will try to upsell you hard (stand your ground!), the Asians are the most accommodating (and, unfortunately, significantly older), and the Euros are hit and miss (I'd bet most of the seniors have gotten a massage from a smokin' hot Russian or Polish girl without the HE).

I had a similar experience to yours awhile ago that I'll report on shortly.

Sorry your experience was a poor one. Don't let it discourage you.

BTW, SpaSearch, that's one of the best reports I've read in a looooong time.

I also checked this place out. Got Melissa too. The TS was thorough. She asked if I minded her cleaning me there, with a wink and a point. Back in the room things got flaky. She had to leave like three times for a few minutes at at time. The other girls kept coming and yelling to her through the door. At the flip she called me a naughty boy and moved my hands just like you said. She now quotes the standard 50-50-50 Latina rates. I didn't have that much with, and wouldn't pay that much anyway. Talked her down to just standard rate. Uninspired rushed performance at first. I slowed her down. She leaned in close and dirty talk whispered in my ear until the end. I'd have tipped more were it not for the almost constant interruptions, negotiation, and request for the tip up front.

I might be back. There was another girl there that was smoking hot.

[QUOTE=SpaSearch]I paid this place a visit after seeing on CL the $50 one hour special which includes table shower with "nice looking Latin girls". If I would have read the forums first, I would not have left the two $100 bills in my wallet in my pants during the table shower. In retrospect, that was a stupid thing to do. Fortunately, as I was reaching for a tip on my way out, the $200 was still there. Maybe they have turned honest.

My session was with Melissa. She has a rock hard little body and is probably about 21 years old. During the table shower she asked if I was shy, then grabbed my dick with one hand while she was washing me with the other.

I was completely uncovered during the entire massage, and she was a great tease. She let my hands roam everywhere and even moved my hand from over her shirt to under her shirt. She has great firm little titties and nice nipples.

A bit later, she got on the table and put her ass right on my face (while she was fully clothed) and kept up some nice teasing while massaging my legs from that position.

Then she got off the table and said for a nice tip she would take good care of me. I asked how much. She said whatever I want to tip is fine. I kept asking her, but she would not quote any prices. Then I asked her what other customers tip. She said it varies, but anywhere from $20 to 80. I asked her if $20 would get the job done and she said yes and went to work with a great HR. (Remember. It's only $50 at the door).

On the way out, I handed her one of my $100 bills and asked if she had change since that was all I had with me. She looked through the envelope at the front desk and said sorry, no change. She then said something that completely shocked me. She said to not worry about the tip and that it's their fault for not having any change. She hugged me, and told me again not to worry about it, and to have a great day.

I told her I wanted to tip her and would be right back. I walked to the Charter One bank across the street to get some change, came back, and gave her $30. She seemed surprised and happy I gave her the $20 plus a $10. Remember, with the $50 door fee, that was a grand total of $80.

Overall I would rate her as follows:

Value 10

Looks 8

Attitude 9

Massage 7

Finish 9

If you pay her a visit, treat her well because she is a real nice girl, but don't tip more than $30 for the same service. Let's keep this place affordable![/QUOTE]

You got upsold, Ball Player...don't worry about it. Next time, control the situation and if you dont understand what you are hearing, confused, not happy with the prices etc..walk out, just leave, AFTER the massage..lame or not. The best consequence for upsellers if to make them work with no "extra" money...that's their real pay.

You have to learn to say "Nope", even when you are lying on the table, naked with your dick on fire.

After you read a good review, consider calling the place and asking for that particular girl...say "a friend liked your service".

F Blaster is correct..Latinas will upsell the crap out of you. That's why their storefront operations come and go like the seasons..they just dont understand the value of being predictable, reasonable and bunch of other words that I dont understand.

With regard to extras, Eastern Euro girls are a pain in the ass too with a rare exception. Generally you have to invest heavily in multiple visits before a payoff...rough, really, because they will tease the hell out of you.

Say it again..the Asians generally know wtf they are doing with regard to making guys come back and knowing what to expect etc..running a pro massage outfit. You want FS without any hassle? Go to an Asian Apt and relax, everything's coming to you and sometimes with bells on..flat fee, no bullshit, no storefront for your wife's/gf's friends to spot you walking into. As always, YMMV. but much better return here IMO.

A reading of the board will confirm everything said in F blasters and this post.

As the MP expert I am, I am always trolling for a new spot and came across one the other day, this one is west on chicago ave. In a new built out space. A gentlemen runs the establishment and he has lots of ladies to choose from. He keeps a stable of latinas, on the day that I was there, he had about three 21 year olds waiting for clients.

I got Natasha, 21 y/o PR with a tight bod. Not normally an ass man, but hello!

The massage plus ts was.50 and she quoted me the usual latina pricing menu. I figured for a.1, this is a pretty good deal. Honestly the massage was lame, but the hr was excellent. She let the hands roam all over.

Would definitely repeat when feeling a little peckish for the latinas.

Regards,

Gf

Posters please feel free to I'm for more specifics.

Has anyone ever went to a AMP or APT and got FS being able to go through the "backdoor"? I've never done that before and was wondering if anyone knew where I can get that kind of experience.