Mimi - 0 to GPS in 2. 2 seconds
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Based on the review I called this girl. She does text only. Which pisses me off to no end that these girls think texting is the way to communicate. I hate things in writing, in case of trouble. Anyway she landed 200 h rate on me and I countered with "I usually have a couple ladys I see at X rate" which usually spawns the negotiation of rates. I have other "non dick" ways of negotiating that work without being considered a low baller. Not in this case. I even mentioned that there was a good review here and dropped a couple bones at her feet for HH rates. None of which were picked up on. She ended the conversation by saying "Bye". So don't expect any deals from this one. I can't see paying big rates on a new girl. I'm sure she will figure it out if she wants to stick around.
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One to see-.
I saw Mimi (goes by a couple names, but has been posting with the title "sweet and sticky") the other week, and she was great. Decent body, maybe 5'4", 140. Pretty face. Made small talk for a bit, and went straight into an amazing BBBJ. DT and all, really hot eye contact. She really seemed to enjoy herself and she was dripping wet. She came at least twice, and kept complimenting my gear. Finished on ass. The BBBJ was the highlight for me, but as a whole, very good GFE.
SIDE NOTE.
She had the chance to rip me off, and we both knew it, but she was honest so I gave her an extra. 2 on top of the initial 1.
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Scarlett. Not deep tissue massage and definitely not nuru
Had a bad dream with this one. Was dreaming of a good massage with nuru based on what her ad states. She must have been dreaming when she wrote it. Complete mispresentation of her massage skills, and she doesn't even know what nuru is. When I ask, she says it's just mutual touching, but the fun stuff is covered up unless more $ magically appear. I asked her about making things right due to being untruthful, but she said she could in no way make it right. So there's a handler too just outside of this bad dream.
Avoid dreaming of this one unless you want a lousy, short massage and a no eye candy to enhance the lackluster HE.
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Jade aka Skyler aka Valerie aka Serentiy - 21 yr old
She seems to like changing her BP name alot. Good to know she is legit. Pricey but legit. Thanks TeddBear.
[QUOTE=TeddBear;3109412]Toftt again today boys seen Jade nice petite Mexican chic. Nice size tits big nipples very nice to suck on. She's full girl friend dfk. BBBJ with a tongue ring. Then right into daty very nice not bald has some Stubble but she loves getting ate out she gets very wet. Then I hit it from behind while laying on our side haven't done it like that in a while it was very good though. She worth a go I will repeat and reccomend this little minx. Ss set me back $.
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Lexus aka Lexi aka Alexus - 21 yr old
Any chance you could provide some more details on your appointment with her? She got a really bad review from TeddBear recently (Post 11372). Just trying to figure her out.
[QUOTE=Girls1;3108592]Dreamed of Lexus tonight. IMO friendly, accommodating.
S / E side of Grand Rapids. Very pretty, will repeat.
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Scarlett-the rest of the bad dream
[QUOTE=Paddy4366;3109476]Had a bad dream with this one. Was dreaming of a good massage with nuru based on what her ad states. She must have been dreaming when she wrote it. Complete mispresentation of her massage skills, and she doesn't even know what nuru is. When I ask, she says it's just mutual touching, but the fun stuff is covered up unless more $ magically appear. I asked her about making things right due to being untruthful, but she said she could in no way make it right. So there's a handler too just outside of this bad dream.
Avoid dreaming of this one unless you want a lousy, short massage and a no eye candy to enhance the lackluster HE.
[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/naughty-or-nice/26754170[/URL][/QUOTE]I am remembering in my dream too that hot oil is nowhere to be found, only cheap lotion. There were no hot towels offered to clean up the sticky lotion, and I don't think there were even towels available.
I would like to have posted thumbnails of the post that we all like in case the link goes down, but how do you do that? If someone could direct me to a link or instructions somewhere on how to add the thumbnails to a review, that would be great.
Inclusion for Jenna Howard City in your ranking?
[QUOTE=ShaginKabay;3106133]I spend a fair bit of time here in Kazoo. Please have a read. If there are SPs whose service warrants consideration for possible inclusion, please respond and include a link or digits. Thanks in advance.
Added Ionia Val, miscellaneous grammar and punctuation correction, and added the To Be Reviewed section.
Probably like many of you, I have been in searching for a quality, reliable, sustainable GFE with a provider that I can trust and connect with for recreational fun. I have been searching for several years now. Close a couple of times, but no cigar. I haven't found it, yet.
In the absence of finding my ATF GFE provider (not a single one), I went in search of outstanding dreams of great head. Nothing like this review seemed to exist. Nor could I find an index of provider reviews (ie Provider A had 17 reviews, 12/7. Provider B had 11 reviews, 10/1 etc.). One has to do one's homework. The process of finding a handful of compatible providers that you click with is time consuming, ofttimes frustrating, and rather expensive (emphasis on the latter). For me the expense to yield ratio was very poor, even with me monitoring this forum rather closely. What to do? My homework, right?
This listing is stack ranking of the providers as experienced by yours truly. The dreams that these rankings are based on are as recent as last week to early Feb. Of this year. The ranking is on their oral artistry, talent, and enthusiasm. That's it.
My criteria? A decent series of BBBJs (two or more) that ranked 7 out of 10 or better for me. Included in my consideration were the provider's expertise in: knowing her way around wood and the boys, TRUE balls deep, deep throat capability (I'm a bit larger than average), CIM, CIT, swallow, ability to throat fk (Alex Sanders style), arousal skills (and demonstrated knowledge of their importance), same for edging, c--k milking, and overall ck and cum worship including face painting. I don't want much, do I?
Kandi. An 86/100. For me (YMMV), thus far she is the overall best, IMO. Knows how to arouse, to tease, seems to have genuine hunger and enthusiasm. Knows how to edge. She isn't able to get the last inch of me down, but her hungry ball sucking, and staying on it for every last drop and enthusiastically swallowing the load make up for it. Decent milking skills. No throat fking, worship, or painting. Her head talent is very individually attentive and personal. Her sweet spot is all around, attentive, astounding head therapeutic even!
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Zoey 85/100, a very close second. She can do bigger meat and is proud of it! No gag reflex. NONE gentlemen. NONE. Period. The enthusiasm isn't there. Is more or less impersonal. But, she can swallow a sword, with gusto. And it shows! For a little extra $ she swallowed the loads too (although it took several sessions to earn the trust for that). No interest in learning the art of arousal or its importance. No edging, milking, throat fking, worship, or painting.
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Kat 84/100. She likewise can do bigger wood and is genuinely proud of that. She is a watermouth, which can be a bit gross if you are not otherwise acclimated to it. Gobs of saliva everywhere. Swallows it whole, load and all. No throat fking, but close and is receptive to it. Not particularly aware of arousal techniques, same for edging, c--k milking, and overall ck and cum worship including face painting. The ambiance of her incall detracts from the overall experience. But her natural enthusiasm and ability to lick my boys when all the way down more than make up for it.
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Princess 85/100. A Muskegon-based ebony provider that seemed to be a short lived flash-in-the-pan back in July. Gawd Almighty could she suck. She couldn't throat, but she did everything else with a zeal that belied her "I'm going to fk the st out of you" enthusiasm. A couple of things to note. This is the only provider who knew how to hold / handle a cock, firmly, like a hammer, baseball bat, or a wrench. And face painting? Ohh dammmm. Ever had one get you there with her mouth, then pull off of it, and milk you vigorously as you sprayed her smiling face and open mouth AND then scrape your cum off her forehead, cheeks, and chin with her fingers, sucking her fingers dry of your jizz, looking up at you with her big brown smiling eyes? Yeah. Oh yeah. Anybody know what happened to her? Her ad pictures were tagged "Princess".
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Cherish 84/100. Looks and age-wise she is a lot like Kandi. She is based out of Lansing. This lady's sweet spot is slow, devoted total balls deep, nose on my nards, deepthroat, cum, and swallow while being 69 ed. Like 10 15 minutes long slow. She does have a gag reflex but manages it by going slow. A pretty neat experience. Seems to totally get the art of male arousal and its importance. But, I was not able to coax her into edging me, milking, throat fking, worship, or painting.
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* 83/100. I honestly have difficulty ranking her. By a couple of my criteria she is actually 91/100 here. Why? Throat fking. She enthusiastically took a vigorous throat pounding Alex Sanders style, head over the side of the bead, had me cum while I was fully seated (and she was squirming trying to catch a gulp of air), came up, wiped her eyes and said (and I quote, "that hurt, let's do it again" Insanely wicked. I'm not sure she is comfortable with the publicity and the notoriety this may engender. Hence I did not include her name. PM me if interested. Keep in mind that her overall reviews by others members aren't that positive as this would otherwise suggest.
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Cassidy 78/100 This one really likes being in control. She was modestly well reviewed earlier this year. She knows how to edge and milk. CIM but no true throat or swallow. It took a couple of visits, but I when I finally got her trademark she's in control edging, I walked funny the rest of the day. Where has she gotten to? I cannot find an ad or even a recent post.
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Kamilia. 71/100. This one barely made the cut to be listed herein. Decent BBBJ, CIM, and swallow. Multiple pops. Very relaxed young woman. Chill comes to mind. Cannot deepthroat.
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Valerie 70/100. Ionia Val. Likewise a very decent BBBJ, CIM, and swallow. Very comfortable with making a hhr dream all about her mouth and throat and my ck. Genuinely enjoyed the thrill of getting me to nut. Goes "aaahhhhh" after she downed the load. A little rough around the edges. Seems to have likewise disappeared.
Ava Honorable mention. Will do a BBBJ, but not much enthusiasm for the deed, and nothing else. This lady has SOOOO much potential though. I include her herein because she is tied for the nicest, most pleasant, all around easy to relate to, provider GR has. Ava, if you are reading this, please consider CIM and swallow? Please? There are so many of us that would just luv that! Please?
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To Be Reviewed (recommendations under consideration).
Jenna Word has it that you are supposed to be one this list. I have tried and tried to connect with you. It aint happened. PM me please. Ad link [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Fema...shell/23301480.[/URL].
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Mercedes Ad link [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Fema...-safe/21676972.[/URL].
Harmony (Lansing).[/QUOTE]I seen both ladies Mercedes and Jenna in your to be review / under consideration list and would recommend both providers to your ranking. Mercedes does a very nice BBBJ and cums close to meeting most of you criteria. Just had a dream with Jenna of Howard City digits 420 xxx22 , ad Busty Blonde Banging Body 29, the pics are hers and shows flowery red hearts on her ample boobs. Her BBFS is top notch and her BBBJ is fantastic meeting your ranking criterias. After getting me ready, she rode me CG till I vented. TeddBear would have been happy since she did take the load orally and DT it. Left her home spent and happy. She should be seriously consider on you list. Thanks for your long review and ranking, enjoyed reading the list especially since I seen a majority of them.
Does anyone have info on her?
Does anyone have any info on her? She looks new here and was just wondering?
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