A Head To Head Comparison v2. 0
Added Ionia Val, miscellaneous grammar and punctuation correction, and added the To Be Reviewed section.
Probably like many of you, I have been in searching for a quality, reliable, sustainable GFE with a provider that I can trust and connect with for recreational fun. I have been searching for several years now. Close a couple of times, but no cigar. I haven't found it, yet.
In the absence of finding my ATF GFE provider (not a single one), I went in search of outstanding dreams of great head. Nothing like this review seemed to exist. Nor could I find an index of provider reviews (ie Provider A had 17 reviews, 12/7. Provider B had 11 reviews, 10/1 etc.). One has to do one's homework. The process of finding a handful of compatible providers that you click with is time consuming, ofttimes frustrating, and rather expensive (emphasis on the latter). For me the expense to yield ratio was very poor, even with me monitoring this forum rather closely. What to do? My homework, right?
This listing is stack ranking of the providers as experienced by yours truly. The dreams that these rankings are based on are as recent as last week to early Feb. Of this year. The ranking is on their oral artistry, talent, and enthusiasm. That's it.
My criteria? A decent series of BBBJs (two or more) that ranked 7 out of 10 or better for me. Included in my consideration were the provider's expertise in: knowing her way around wood and the boys, TRUE balls deep, deep throat capability (I'm a bit larger than average), CIM, CIT, swallow, ability to throat f—k (Alex Sanders style), arousal skills (and demonstrated knowledge of their importance), same for edging, c--k milking, and overall c—k and cum worship including face painting. I don't want much, do I?
Kandi. An 86/100. For me (YMMV), thus far she is the overall best, IMO. Knows how to arouse, to tease, seems to have genuine hunger and enthusiasm. Knows how to edge. She isn't able to get the last inch of me down, but her hungry ball sucking, and staying on it for every last drop and enthusiastically swallowing the load make up for it. Decent milking skills. No throat f—king, worship, or painting. Her head talent is very individually attentive and personal. Her sweet spot is all around, attentive, astounding head – therapeutic even!
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Zoey 85/100, a very close second. She can do bigger meat and is proud of it! No gag reflex. NONE gentlemen. NONE. Period. The enthusiasm isn't there. Is more or less impersonal. But, she can swallow a sword, with gusto. And it shows! For a little extra $ she swallowed the loads too (although it took several sessions to earn the trust for that). No interest in learning the art of arousal or its importance. No edging, milking, throat f—king, worship, or painting.
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Kat 84/100. She likewise can do bigger wood and is genuinely proud of that. She is a watermouth, which can be a bit gross if you are not otherwise acclimated to it. Gobs of saliva everywhere. Swallows it whole, load and all. No throat f—king, but close and is receptive to it. Not particularly aware of arousal techniques, same for edging, c--k milking, and overall c—k and cum worship including face painting. The ambiance of her incall detracts from the overall experience. But her natural enthusiasm and ability to lick my boys when all the way down more than make up for it.
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Princess 85/100. A Muskegon-based ebony provider that seemed to be a short lived flash-in-the-pan back in July. Gawd Almighty could she suck. She couldn't throat, but she did everything else with a zeal that belied her "I'm going to f—k the s—t out of you" enthusiasm. A couple of things to note. This is the only provider who knew how to hold / handle a cock, firmly, like a hammer, baseball bat, or a wrench. And face painting? Ohh dammmm. Ever had one get you there with her mouth, then pull off of it, and milk you vigorously as you sprayed her smiling face and open mouth AND then scrape your cum off her forehead, cheeks, and chin with her fingers, sucking her fingers dry of your jizz, looking up at you with her big brown smiling eyes? Yeah. Oh yeah. Anybody know what happened to her? Her ad pictures were tagged "Princess".
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Cherish 84/100. Looks and age-wise she is a lot like Kandi. She is based out of Lansing. This lady's sweet spot is slow, devoted total balls deep, nose on my nards, deepthroat, cum, and swallow while being 69 ed. Like 10 – 15 minutes long slow. She does have a gag reflex but manages it by going slow. A pretty neat experience. Seems to totally get the art of male arousal and its importance. But, I was not able to coax her into edging me, milking, throat f—king, worship, or painting.
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* 83/100. I honestly have difficulty ranking her. By a couple of my criteria she is actually 91/100 here. Why? Throat f—king. She enthusiastically took a vigorous throat pounding Alex Sanders style, head over the side of the bead, had me cum while I was fully seated (and she was squirming trying to catch a gulp of air), came up, wiped her eyes and said (and I quote, "that hurt, let's do it again" Insanely wicked. I'm not sure she is comfortable with the publicity and the notoriety this may engender. Hence I did not include her name. PM me if interested. Keep in mind that her overall reviews by others members aren't that positive as this would otherwise suggest.
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Cassidy 78/100 This one really likes being in control. She was modestly well reviewed earlier this year. She knows how to edge and milk. CIM but no true throat or swallow. It took a couple of visits, but I when I finally got her trademark she's in control edging, I walked funny the rest of the day. Where has she gotten to? I cannot find an ad or even a recent post.
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Kamilia. 71/100. This one barely made the cut to be listed herein. Decent BBBJ, CIM, and swallow. Multiple pops. Very relaxed young woman. Chill comes to mind. Cannot deepthroat.
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Valerie 70/100. Ionia Val. Likewise a very decent BBBJ, CIM, and swallow. Very comfortable with making a hhr dream all about her mouth and throat and my c—k. Genuinely enjoyed the thrill of getting me to nut. Goes "aaahhhhh" after she downed the load. A little rough around the edges. Seems to have likewise disappeared.
Ava Honorable mention. Will do a BBBJ, but not much enthusiasm for the deed, and nothing else. This lady has SOOOO much potential though. I include her herein because she is tied for the nicest, most pleasant, all around easy to relate to, provider GR has. Ava, if you are reading this, please consider CIM and swallow? Please? There are so many of us that would just luv that! Please?
Ad link [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/ava/26912452[/URL].
To Be Reviewed (recommendations under consideration).
Jenna Word has it that you are supposed to be one this list. I have tried and tried to connect with you. It aint happened. PM me please. Ad link [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/busty-blonde-bombshell/23301480[/URL].
Northern Girl.
Mercedes Ad link [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/mercedes-and-nikki-saturday-night-highly-reviewed-real-safe/21676972[/URL].
Harmony (Lansing).
Guys you don't want to miss this cougar
I don't know where to post this LOL I found my old phone in the garage and I got a few digits. Someone from this site gave me her digits, I don't remember who but thanks man. I just had the best time of my life and I am serious, I just met this cougar lady. Cougar lady? Trust me she has a 15 years old teenager body, like a 100 LBS 5'2" height, nice tits, yummy kitty! She is a submissive girl, I can guarantee you that she is going to give you the best head of your life even better than NoNonsensegirl I haven't meet Candy yet but I saw all the good reviews and I can say that this cougar its just like her. I paid 100 for a full hour, she is GFE, daty, BBBJ, deep troath and loves to swallow, she can do bb for a fair tip, you can go up and down and from the kitty to her mouse as much as you want. What else can I say? I don't smoke but I did it with her, I bought a marlboro black red 100's and a medium fireball bottle, I had to drive to Rockford but it was worth it.
I have pics but I have to asked her if I can share them or if you want I can send them by email, if you you want to know more about her just let me know * Just seniors please, I really wanted to have her "just" for myself but.
Coming back from Rockford I found the hottest pandhandler, I haven't seen a SW hotter that her, I gave her some $ with a note with my hobby # is she wants to make some more money well she knows what to do, she is like 22 or 25 years old, nice body pretty face, dirty blonde, hope it works. LOL.
A rip off looking to serve you feelin naughty have it your way 28 downtown
She is rip off. She will take your money and have her dealer outside waiting. She will pay him and send you to her room and she will go in the other room and smoke up and leaving you hanging out. Her auntie and friend will be there. She is on west side of gr. Becareful.
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OMG I About Peed Laughing When I Read This One
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I love how she says no drugs in her ad-yet this girl is so strung out she falls asleep on her dates. It's up to you guys but I'd stay away from her. Nothing personal I just don't like sleeping with Heroin.
A Head To Head Comparison v2. 0
I spend a fair bit of time here in Kazoo. Please have a read. If there are SPs whose service warrants consideration for possible inclusion, please respond and include a link or digits. Thanks in advance.
Added Ionia Val, miscellaneous grammar and punctuation correction, and added the To Be Reviewed section.
Probably like many of you, I have been in searching for a quality, reliable, sustainable GFE with a provider that I can trust and connect with for recreational fun. I have been searching for several years now. Close a couple of times, but no cigar. I haven't found it, yet.
In the absence of finding my ATF GFE provider (not a single one), I went in search of outstanding dreams of great head. Nothing like this review seemed to exist. Nor could I find an index of provider reviews (ie Provider A had 17 reviews, 12/7. Provider B had 11 reviews, 10/1 etc.). One has to do one's homework. The process of finding a handful of compatible providers that you click with is time consuming, ofttimes frustrating, and rather expensive (emphasis on the latter). For me the expense to yield ratio was very poor, even with me monitoring this forum rather closely. What to do? My homework, right?
This listing is stack ranking of the providers as experienced by yours truly. The dreams that these rankings are based on are as recent as last week to early Feb. Of this year. The ranking is on their oral artistry, talent, and enthusiasm. That's it.
My criteria? A decent series of BBBJs (two or more) that ranked 7 out of 10 or better for me. Included in my consideration were the provider's expertise in: knowing her way around wood and the boys, TRUE balls deep, deep throat capability (I'm a bit larger than average), CIM, CIT, swallow, ability to throat f—k (Alex Sanders style), arousal skills (and demonstrated knowledge of their importance), same for edging, c--k milking, and overall c—k and cum worship including face painting. I don't want much, do I?
Kandi. An 86/100. For me (YMMV), thus far she is the overall best, IMO. Knows how to arouse, to tease, seems to have genuine hunger and enthusiasm. Knows how to edge. She isn't able to get the last inch of me down, but her hungry ball sucking, and staying on it for every last drop and enthusiastically swallowing the load make up for it. Decent milking skills. No throat f—king, worship, or painting. Her head talent is very individually attentive and personal. Her sweet spot is all around, attentive, astounding head – therapeutic even!
Ad link [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Fema...-24-7/19304294.[/URL].
Zoey 85/100, a very close second. She can do bigger meat and is proud of it! No gag reflex. NONE gentlemen. NONE. Period. The enthusiasm isn't there. Is more or less impersonal. But, she can swallow a sword, with gusto. And it shows! For a little extra $ she swallowed the loads too (although it took several sessions to earn the trust for that). No interest in learning the art of arousal or its importance. No edging, milking, throat f—king, worship, or painting.
Ad link [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Fema...iewed/26913304.[/URL].
Kat 84/100. She likewise can do bigger wood and is genuinely proud of that. She is a watermouth, which can be a bit gross if you are not otherwise acclimated to it. Gobs of saliva everywhere. Swallows it whole, load and all. No throat f—king, but close and is receptive to it. Not particularly aware of arousal techniques, same for edging, c--k milking, and overall c—k and cum worship including face painting. The ambiance of her incall detracts from the overall experience. But her natural enthusiasm and ability to lick my boys when all the way down more than make up for it.
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Princess 85/100. A Muskegon-based ebony provider that seemed to be a short lived flash-in-the-pan back in July. Gawd Almighty could she suck. She couldn't throat, but she did everything else with a zeal that belied her "I'm going to f—k the s—t out of you" enthusiasm. A couple of things to note. This is the only provider who knew how to hold / handle a cock, firmly, like a hammer, baseball bat, or a wrench. And face painting? Ohh dammmm. Ever had one get you there with her mouth, then pull off of it, and milk you vigorously as you sprayed her smiling face and open mouth AND then scrape your cum off her forehead, cheeks, and chin with her fingers, sucking her fingers dry of your jizz, looking up at you with her big brown smiling eyes? Yeah. Oh yeah. Anybody know what happened to her? Her ad pictures were tagged "Princess".
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Cherish 84/100. Looks and age-wise she is a lot like Kandi. She is based out of Lansing. This lady's sweet spot is slow, devoted total balls deep, nose on my nards, deepthroat, cum, and swallow while being 69 ed. Like 10 – 15 minutes long slow. She does have a gag reflex but manages it by going slow. A pretty neat experience. Seems to totally get the art of male arousal and its importance. But, I was not able to coax her into edging me, milking, throat f—king, worship, or painting.
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* 83/100. I honestly have difficulty ranking her. By a couple of my criteria she is actually 91/100 here. Why? Throat f—king. She enthusiastically took a vigorous throat pounding Alex Sanders style, head over the side of the bead, had me cum while I was fully seated (and she was squirming trying to catch a gulp of air), came up, wiped her eyes and said (and I quote, "that hurt, let's do it again" Insanely wicked. I'm not sure she is comfortable with the publicity and the notoriety this may engender. Hence I did not include her name. PM me if interested. Keep in mind that her overall reviews by others members aren't that positive as this would otherwise suggest.
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Cassidy 78/100 This one really likes being in control. She was modestly well reviewed earlier this year. She knows how to edge and milk. CIM but no true throat or swallow. It took a couple of visits, but I when I finally got her trademark she's in control edging, I walked funny the rest of the day. Where has she gotten to? I cannot find an ad or even a recent post.
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Kamilia. 71/100. This one barely made the cut to be listed herein. Decent BBBJ, CIM, and swallow. Multiple pops. Very relaxed young woman. Chill comes to mind. Cannot deepthroat.
Ad link [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Fema...ecial/26496021.[/URL].
Valerie 70/100. Ionia Val. Likewise a very decent BBBJ, CIM, and swallow. Very comfortable with making a hhr dream all about her mouth and throat and my c—k. Genuinely enjoyed the thrill of getting me to nut. Goes "aaahhhhh" after she downed the load. A little rough around the edges. Seems to have likewise disappeared.
Ava Honorable mention. Will do a BBBJ, but not much enthusiasm for the deed, and nothing else. This lady has SOOOO much potential though. I include her herein because she is tied for the nicest, most pleasant, all around easy to relate to, provider GR has. Ava, if you are reading this, please consider CIM and swallow? Please? There are so many of us that would just luv that! Please?
Ad link [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Fema...s/ava/26912452.[/URL].
To Be Reviewed (recommendations under consideration).
Jenna Word has it that you are supposed to be one this list. I have tried and tried to connect with you. It aint happened. PM me please. Ad link [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Fema...shell/23301480.[/URL].
Northern Girl.
Mercedes Ad link [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Fema...-safe/21676972.[/URL].
Harmony (Lansing).
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Madonna - 30 yr old = AVOID
This chick needs to be on everyone's do not see list!
[QUOTE=UtrGuy;3105166]Girl in the pics, great ass, and decent to talk to. That's about the only positive thing to say. I paid $ to jerk myself off. While she did some silly dance and very poor dirty talk. Worst experience I've had to date. Started to rush me after 30 minutes. I asked if my hour was almost up she said that didn't matter. WTF?
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Lexi aka Alexus - 21 yr old
Damn, I was really hoping she was going to be a good one. Thanks for taking this one for us.
[QUOTE=TeddBear;3105057]Toftt and went and seen Lexi last night for a ss it was very bad. Worst piece of ass I've had to-date. She's hot looks like her pics. She's nice to talk to but that's it. Very poor BBBJ said she has allergy and can breath through her nose so after the 1 minute BJ. I asked to daty nope she doesn't like it no fiv either. No touching boob's either she climb on top a road me almost the whole 15 min she rushes you to she said to me you going to cum like this she said 15 min goes by fast. Well I did cum and I did want something fast do to time I had but it wasn't repeat or reccomend good at all. I think she knew it wasn't good because she did say she was sorry. But she it's because of her allergy and she has to go to hospital because her friend got in an accident. But she really wasn't in a hurry to leave. Set me back. 9 for a ss.
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Elegant encounters - 26 yrs old
Thanks for the review.
[QUOTE=DaveyJones66;3105290]First of all, this is my first time posting on this site. I have been a reader for maybe about a month, and have found the reviews very helpful. I've experienced a number of providers off of BP, and wanted to make a couple brief reviews of my own.
Ill start off with one to avoid.
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I arrived at her place at the agreed upon time, but she apparently wasn't ready. Asked for an extra 15 min to get ready, which I didn't mind until it turned into me sitting in my car for a half hr. When I finally go up to the door, an AA man was lurking around the corner on the back porch. We stared each other down, and he just silently walked away off the porch towards the front of the house. She came and let me in to a shithole of a house, and took me to one of the bedrooms. Then proceeds to leave the room and make me wait for about 20 more minutes while I could hear her clomping around in the bathroom. When she finally got back, I immediately noticed that she looks wayyyy better in her pics. I think the pics are really her, but she is really good at taking pics that make her look much better. She says she's 27. She's maybe 35 and looks burnt out as fuck. Gaunt face, not very cute at all, tiny tits and a belly that sticks out, although she is generally skinny. Pretty tall. Maybe 5'10", but with stilettos, probably 6'4. Paid 1 for. 5 up front and she gave me a shitty lap dance to music I had to put on on my phone. She wasnt a good dancer and put in no effort. Obviously thinks she's way more attractive than she really is. Decent ass. Anyway, after about 5 min of this lap dance, she tries to upsell. She said the tips start at 1. I was honestly just getting frusterated and we agreed to. 6. long story short, she doesn't really do much. Just a covered BJ. And when that couldn't get me off (mostly because it was just terrible) I asked her for bbhj, and she was very reluctant. Got her to do it, and after 5 min I was limp from her complete lack of enthusiasm. Finished it off myself with her rushing me, and telling me I better not get it on anything (you would laugh if you saw how concerned she was considering her house is disgusting) while handing me a paper towl just before I'm about to finish. She was bold enough to tell me I should get a hold of her again. I just laughed and walked out the door.
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Layla aka Petite Spinner - 19 yr old
Thanks for the review.
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Had a dream with this spinner. Setup was easy. She works out of an apartment by herself. Very responsive to requests. Did DATY and I could tell she had several small O's from the sounds she made and the quivers. Did BBBJ and within minutes I almost shot off. Asked to do bareback doggy, but was told it would cost extra. Covered up my little buddy and hit it hard. She is super tight. All in all it was one of my better experiences and I will definitely repeat. Damage was $$.[/QUOTE]