Massage Parlor Reports

Hard to go wrong in this place. Very reliable service every time I go. Had a "new girl" named Tammy. Korean. 30's for sure, probably 40, but very well kept. Had good conversational English skills. Tight rear end, nice natural ta ta's. Got the $70 house fee out of the way. Nice, through table shower. Better than average massage. Flip was half a hundo for the HJ. 80 for CBJ, and a C note for FS. Opted for the CBJ. Nice warm up with plenty of tongue action for the boys and the shaft prior to the cover going on. Definitely knew her way around Mr. Johnson. Very unrushed all the way through and she was enthusiastic about her work. Left happy. I'm not a bargain hunter so fee was fine with me. I don't mind paying for good service.

For any newbie, you'll get plenty of indicators along the way letting you know there's more on the menu. Relax, take your time and enjoy.

[QUOTE=Teabagplain;1813565]Never seen her, but she has 25 favorable reviews on another site. Last one was from over a year ago though.[/QUOTE]I haven't seen her since she moved to her "Gold Coast" location, but her condo on north side got to be a problem with the doorman. Great girl, photos are legit and she provides great service.

Has anyone been able to get full service here lately. I got denied about two weeks ago and I use to be able to get everything, I did get a handjob from the girl. I know they pricey and rude sometimes but being denied service at $140. Was a bit strange. It's the only place north I could sneak away to, hard to make excuses to travel so far away for good sex. Wish that lazy **** I call wife would suck my dick or bend over like a proper girl but what can you do.

[QUOTE=CornTop;1815204]Has anyone been able to get full service here lately. I got denied about two weeks ago and I use to be able to get everything, I did get a handjob from the girl. I know they pricey and rude sometimes but being denied service at $140. Was a bit strange. It's the only place north I could sneak away to, hard to make excuses to travel so far away for good sex. Wish that lazy **** I call wife would suck my dick or bend over like a proper girl but what can you do.[/QUOTE]Nice user name CornTop. Do you have a little FUZZ sticking out of the top like a real ear?

BD is always catch as catch can. Massages are sometimes good, sometimes lame. Same as you can expect at other Asian MP's

[QUOTE=Truthfu11; 1815330]Nice user name CornTop. Do you have a little FUZZ sticking out of the top like a real ear?

BD is always catch as catch can. Massages are sometimes good, sometimes lame. Same as you can expect at other Asian MP's[/QUOTE]And I thought I was clever.

Lurker be lurking,

There use to be a AMP is Oakbrook I think called Sunset. It was off of Summit and then moved off of Midwest Road near Roosevelt. They girls that worked there were CiCi, Nora and Jenny. The place has since closed. Has anyone run into CiCi or Jen at other places. It was 60 for an hour and you got a great massage with standard finish. If anyone has any info or if they have re-open please share.

[QUOTE=DynoJr;1813817]I haven't seen her since she moved to her "Gold Coast" location, but her condo on north side got to be a problem with the doorman. Great girl, photos are legit and she provides great service.[/QUOTE]Brain fart. The last review on another site was from a month ago, not a year ago. Anyway some of the recent reviews mentioned that she might be moving to another city soon. Something to consider if you want to see her.

An AMP whIch was busted a few months ago in the nw burbs reopened. I went to check it out. The massage service was excellent but no hint of extras. What has been your experience; when, if ever, does HE service (perhaps more) return?

Anyone have any info on a Spa on the south side of 18th St, maybe 1. 5 to 2 blocks west of Damen? I saw the sign light Wednesday night around 10:30. I drove past on Friday morning and saw a sign written in Spanish. Just curious and wonder if any one has visited before. Thanks!

BP girl. Looks smoking hot, but no reports from what I can tell. Has anyone seen her?

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[QUOTE=Whiskey Priest; 1817684]BP girl. Looks smoking hot, but no reports from what I can tell. Has anyone seen her?

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Went to Golden Hands in Schaumburg two weeks ago. Upon entering I was asked if I had an appointment which I did, however the girl that I was supposed to have gotten wasn't there. I was given a woman who looked to be no younger than 55, was pudgy, and not all that attractive. I really needed something so I went ahead anyway. After a massage that was OK but really oily (also interrupted a few times) I was told all done. I asked to see if there was extra, she said no.

On the way out I saw the other lady I would have gotten that day who came in late. She appeared to be in her 60's.

Never ever again.

Well, the place is called "Golden Hands", you must expect some golden girls there. Sorry, couldn't resist. Stay safe.

[QUOTE=ChrisAndrewsNo; 1817896]Went to Golden Hands in Schaumburg two weeks ago. Upon entering I was asked if I had an appointment which I did, however the girl that I was supposed to have gotten wasn't there. I was given a woman who looked to be no younger than 55, was pudgy, and not all that attractive. I really needed something so I went ahead anyway. After a massage that was OK but really oily (also interrupted a few times) I was told all done. I asked to see if there was extra, she said no.

On the way out I saw the other lady I would have gotten that day who came in late. She appeared to be in her 60's.

Never ever again.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Magooski;1816376]Anyone have any info on a Spa on the south side of 18th St, maybe 1. 5 to 2 blocks west of Damen? I saw the sign light Wednesday night around 10:30. I drove past on Friday morning and saw a sign written in Spanish. Just curious and wonder if any one has visited before. Thanks![/QUOTE]Sorry guys, it's just a beauty shop. I can't read Spanish, but looks like a place that does not support our greater cause!

[QUOTE=Jsheridan78;1818608]Well, the place is called "Golden Hands", you must expect some golden girls there. Sorry, couldn't resist. Stay safe.[/QUOTE]For whatever it is worth, I had an amazing time there a couple of years ago. Far and away the most attractive massage girl ever. I live in Chicago, so I haven't had a chance to go back.

Had my first visit at Crystal this afternoon. Pleasant experience with Ruby, however it's not on par with what I've experienced at Pine Tree. Make no mistake, this was by no means a bad experience, just less than I've become accustomed to I guess. Lets put in this way. We have two restaurants, each with the same services and the same menu. At one the service is adequate, the other more, shall we say professional. The adequate one actually costs a bit more. Then we have the menu. Entrees are identical. Choice of entrée is delivered and tastes just as good as the other establishment, but it costs more too. All things being fairly equal, it comes down to money spent for services rendered. To the point. I'll drive the extra 15 minutes to Pine Tree and keep the two extra Andrew Jacksons in my wallet. Again, not at all a bad experience at Crystal, and frankly I'll probably return a time or two depending on time constraints, but there's a reason Pine Tree is packed day and night 7 days a week.

I visited two different girls from body rubs section on BP:

Saw Jenna down in Downers Grove last week:

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/jenna-and-sara-glendale-heights-private-residence-100-2-girl-specials-tereviewed-21/12886998[/url]

Cute girl. Very personable and talkative. She's early 20s and has a lot of youthful energy. Her massage was standard "pretend to rub till the flip", then the handshake. Not the best technique, but still walked away happy. .8 for 30 mins.

Saw Vera down in Skokie this afternoon:

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/new-pics-very-sexy-goodnes-with-therapeutic-touch-the-best-massage-27/11592098[/url]

Her ad says 27 years old. She's got an INCREDIBLE body. Her face has some lines in it hinting her age may be underestimated by more than a few years but she wouldn't be the first to do that. Her tits are boulders stuck to her chest. I like big, saline boobies and asked her where she got them put in but she claims they're natural. (pinky to corner of the mouth) Riiiiiiiiight. Mechanical message, upon flip she initiated decent handshake, but was profoundly disinterested. Reminded me of Louis CK telling the story of his wife giving him a handjob. 1.2 for 30 mins.

Both were good at the usual pre-flip chitchat. While Jenna's handshake wasn't as good, she was far more interactive, fun and satisfying. Jenna's got some weight from her babies, while Vera's got a body that's hard as cement. Both girls were not offering upgrades on their services. If you're debating between the two of them you need to ask yourself if you desire the eye candy / hardbody or are you looking for a better all around experience. Were I to repeat with either, it'd be Jenna for me. YMMV.

HB

[QUOTE=ChrisAndrewsNo; 1817896]Went to Golden Hands in Schaumburg two weeks ago. Upon entering I was asked if I had an appointment which I did, however the girl that I was supposed to have gotten wasn't there. I was given a woman who looked to be no younger than 55, was pudgy, and not all that attractive. I really needed something so I went ahead anyway. After a massage that was OK but really oily (also interrupted a few times) I was told all done. I asked to see if there was extra, she said no.

On the way out I saw the other lady I would have gotten that day who came in late. She appeared to be in her 60's.

Never ever again.[/QUOTE]Our friend Natalie has been the mainstay of this place; great massage, great body, etc. Unfortunately, I have not been that direction for over a year. This place is extensively reviewed in other sections of the forum.

Ctm

[QUOTE=CitySky312;1812198]Does anybody have any info on this AMP in Chinatown? They keep their doors locked at all times even during business hours. You ring a bell and they come unlock it. Is that customary? There are only 2 girls there at a time so that could be it?[/QUOTE]Surprised the door was open there. They must have just been opening or coming back from lunch. No complaints from me about the place.

[QUOTE=Whiskey Priest; 1817684]BP girl. Looks smoking hot, but no reports from what I can tell. Has anyone seen her?

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[QUOTE=Whiskey Priest; 1817684]BP girl. Looks smoking hot, but no reports from what I can tell. Has anyone seen her?

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[ATTACH=CONFIG]261919[/ATTACH][/QUOTE]She's attractive but price doesn't include HE which puts her on the expensive side. $140 for a topless HE aint so happy considering you can get FS for that. I won't repeat plus was shorted on time to boot.

[QUOTE=NWI60;1820097]Had my first visit at Crystal this afternoon. Pleasant experience with Ruby, however it's not on par with what I've experienced at Pine Tree. Make no mistake, this was by no means a bad experience, just less than I've become accustomed to I guess. Lets put in this way. We have two restaurants, each with the same services and the same menu. At one the service is adequate, the other more, shall we say professional. The adequate one actually costs a bit more. Then we have the menu. Entrees are identical. Choice of entrée is delivered and tastes just as good as the other establishment, but it costs more too. All things being fairly equal, it comes down to money spent for services rendered. To the point. I'll drive the extra 15 minutes to Pine Tree and keep the two extra Andrew Jacksons in my wallet. Again, not at all a bad experience at Crystal, and frankly I'll probably return a time or two depending on time constraints, but there's a reason Pine Tree is packed day and night 7 days a week.[/QUOTE]I guess this is why they say YMMV.

I have been to both places, and for me the total price (door fee plus extras) has been higher at Pine Tree than at Crystal. Maybe I've been a poor negotiator and paid more than necessary for extras at Pine Tree, but it has been more for me for the same level of service there than at Crystal.

Althought she is blonde this is not her, this provider ripped some picks from a place that used to be on the N. Side by Diversey west of Calif.

[QUOTE=Silvio;1821238]She's attractive but price doesn't include HE which puts her on the expensive side. $140 for a topless HE aint so happy considering you can get FS for that. I won't repeat plus was shorted on time to boot.[/QUOTE]

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I recently received the following email from "Sweettiger" regarding the above report.

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My name is Paris .....It is my TER ID: 194313
Somebody sent review that I used fake pic that is not true. I only use my own picture!
Please delete all those spam information as soon as possible![/quote]

On a personal note, I kinda dig blonde spinners with huge racks and I was bored so I ran google image on the pics. I didn't see an issue they both came back to the same ad and this poster only has one post. Just saying.

This isn't an endorsement of the advertiser, do your own work, it's just what I saw after 20 seconds of checking.

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I am about to give up on AMPs altogether. Went to Lucky Spa on Joliet Road, drew a granny named "Yoko Ono" (no shit). She was older, decent body, bad english, a little enthusiastic but the phony dirty talk was a turnoff for me. If you like them older, full menu is available at typical AMP rates. Decent HJ, she was just too old and fake for my taste.

Anybody have a cute asian masseuse they like at an AMP besides Pine Tree in WB?

If you want a beautiful and younger Asian then I suggest you try Thai Spicy Girls. The work out of nice apartments. A few are excellent massage gals with everything on

The menu that you might want and there is no guessing or game playing. The price is very reasonable as well.

Stay safe, Daz.

[QUOTE=Bebop60; 1822528]I am about to give up on AMPs altogether. Went to Lucky Spa on Joliet Road, drew a granny named "Yoko Ono" (no shit). She was older, decent body, bad english, a little enthusiastic but the phony dirty talk was a turnoff for me. If you like them older, full menu is available at typical AMP rates. Decent HJ, she was just too old and fake for my taste.

Anybody have a cute asian masseuse they like at an AMP besides Pine Tree in WB?[/QUOTE]

Big mistake. Half assed massage 0 extras, she let my hands roam but that was it, the spot is nice and secluded as hell, and I'm a pro at this, but this was ridiculous.

Decided to visit Pine yesterday morning. Place was very busy. I was told by the mamasain, they had one room empty but it would be a 15 min wait. I drew Bonnie. I was disappointed as she's a bit older than my liking.

She seemed nice enough, she did an excellent job of walking on my back. The hands on part of the massage was sub par, she spent a lot of time massaging the inside of my thighs. Overall, it's still the best place I've been to. Just no luck on the therapist this time.

Had a dream that I went here, must have been Deja Vu as I had dreamed of this once before.

Not sure why I had a repeat dream as the results were the same. I think that's the defination of crazy doing the same thing expecting different results.

Uninspired and mechanical, and no shower.

The bargain door fee .50 got my attention, but the "requested" was way over priced for a hand shake.

Well I probably will not return.

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/simply-the-best-of-all-30/14845819[/url]

I have visited Pine twice in the last week. First was on Sat July 16th. First visit there and I had CoCo. Pretty woman I would guess late 30's early40 's. Very good massage, probably the best I have had anywhere. Got the full hour but nothing more than a hand shake at the end. This past Sunday I went for my second visit and asked for Sophia based on a posting here on USASG. About the same age as CoCo and a little slimmer. The massage was more sensual in the end she delivered the goods. Her oral skills were almost PSE she was making so much noise. Total $7 with tip.

TOFTT. Just happened to drive past this place and decided to scope it out. All the signs were there for a typical AMP. No ads on BP or CL that I could find. Was greeted at the door by short fat 30 something with huge fun bags. I give her a generous 4 for looks. Was quoted $7 for hr w / ts. Place was clean. On the way back to the shower, I caught a glimpse of another massuese who was younger and better looking. Maybe a 6 or 7. TS was nice. Massage was ok. On the flip she had average handshake skills. Roaming was allowed. More may have been on the menu, but I was not inspired to inquire. Might repeat if I'm in the area and a different girl is available. Tip wasnt required, but I'm generous so I gave $3.

[QUOTE=Dazhiba; 1822568]If you want a beautiful and younger Asian then I suggest you try Thai Spicy Girls. The work out of nice apartments. A few are excellent massage gals with everything on

The menu that you might want and there is no guessing or game playing. The price is very reasonable as well.

Stay safe, Daz.[/QUOTE]Great recommendation, thanks.

What does everyone think about using credit card to pay the house and cash for the fun stuff. I did it once in Chinatown years ago and had no issued but I generally do not. Anyone else have thoughts.

[QUOTE=GotMilf;1823968]TOFTT. Just happened to drive past this place and decided to scope it out. All the signs were there for a typical AMP. No ads on BP or CL that I could find. Was greeted at the door by short fat 30 something with huge fun bags. I give her a generous 4 for looks. Was quoted $7 for hr w / ts. Place was clean. On the way back to the shower, I caught a glimpse of another massuese who was younger and better looking. Maybe a 6 or 7. TS was nice. Massage was ok. On the flip she had average handshake skills. Roaming was allowed. More may have been on the menu, but I was not inspired to inquire. Might repeat if I'm in the area and a different girl is available. Tip wasnt required, but I'm generous so I gave $3.[/QUOTE]If I am not mistaken, you got the "glove" girl.

She did kind of look like a catcher's mitt.

[QUOTE=BluCottonCandy;1825215]If I am not mistaken, you got the "glove" girl.[/QUOTE]

I prefer cash personally. Doesn't have much of a paper trail. If the place gets busted you never know what our favorite uncle will search. Maybe it is paranoia, but better safe than sorry.

[QUOTE=CobraCrew;1824359]What does everyone think about using credit card to pay the house and cash for the fun stuff. I did it once in Chinatown years ago and had no issued but I generally do not. Anyone else have thoughts.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=CobraCrew;1824359]What does everyone think about using credit card to pay the house and cash for the fun stuff. I did it once in Chinatown years ago and had no issued but I generally do not. Anyone else have thoughts.[/QUOTE]I use mind all the time. Sometimes I even get 5% Cash back Spa Services. Lots Spa's charge you between 4 and 8. Bucks to use them.

[QUOTE=Jadedone;1825841]I prefer cash personally. Doesn't have much of a paper trail. If the place gets busted you never know what our favorite uncle will search. Maybe it is paranoia, but better safe than sorry.[/QUOTE]But who's to say if you got a massage or what.

[QUOTE=CobraCrew;1824359]What does everyone think about using credit card to pay the house and cash for the fun stuff. I did it once in Chinatown years ago and had no issued but I generally do not. Anyone else have thoughts.[/QUOTE]Cash is the best way. No trail and name left behind.

[QUOTE=CobraCrew;1824359]What does everyone think about using credit card to pay the house and cash for the fun stuff. I did it once in Chinatown years ago and had no issued but I generally do not. Anyone else have thoughts.[/QUOTE]I still go back to when the Show Club was closed after the mother of all stings. The Feds had agents working the door and had all copies of credit card records. I was paranoid for months after reading that in the paper. As said, you can't trace cash. I have done a cash advance / transfer of funds.

[QUOTE=CobraCrew;1824359]What does everyone think about using credit card to pay the house and cash for the fun stuff. I did it once in Chinatown years ago and had no issued but I generally do not. Anyone else have thoughts.[/QUOTE]I would not do it. Aside from the common sense reasons others have posted about there being a paper trail, I can add one more reason.

About two years ago I stopped into a club that I had been to a few times. For some reason instead of just paying cash at the bar, I gave the bartender my CC. Note that this is a card that I had rarely used, and was the first use in a long time. When the statement arrived I found multiple charges on the card for big dollars in Canada. They bought fuel at truck stops, new tires, etc. Seemed to be professionally stolen as the use started quickly after the date of my visit. I ended up disputing the charges, and was not held liable for the cost.

But it was a pain. I could not proove anything, but I was pretty certain either the bartender or someone in management copied my card, and I still had possession of the card.

My lesson learned, don't do it.