Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=BlondSuave;7011086]Made an appointment for an hour, was cut to 30 minutes. Second time in a row. Paid the 30 minute rate but really only got about 20 minutes. Lame.[/QUOTE]I had a similar situation with Helen. She texted me to come in for a massage at 2:00 that day. I showed up and she was with another client. She said come back at 3:00. I had a few beers at Boom Island Brewery and then came back at 3:00. Again she was with another client. I guess I know how I rate. Anyway, Linda and Michelle were standing there looking at me and saying something in Vietnamese to Helen. Helen then said pick one and left. Pretty uncomfortable for me, but I chose Michelle and watched Linda get rejected. Michelle provided a good massage with a standard L1 finish.

For a place that charges $100 plus tip, you would think they would provide top notch service and not just be just another Jack Shack. I have had Helen, Hana and now Michelle. Has anyone tried Linda, the shorter older one? PM me if you have any info. Thanks.

[QUOTE=Dream44;7020202]I had a similar situation with Helen. She texted me to come in for a massage at 2:00 that day. I showed up and she was with another client. She said come back at 3:00. I had a few beers at Boom Island Brewery and then came back at 3:00. Again she was with another client. I guess I know how I rate. Anyway, Linda and Michelle were standing there looking at me and saying something in Vietnamese to Helen. Helen then said pick one and left. Pretty uncomfortable for me, but I chose Michelle and watched Linda get rejected. Michelle provided a good massage with a standard L1 finish.

For a place that charges $100 plus tip, you would think they would provide top notch service and not just be just another Jack Shack. I have had Helen, Hana and now Michelle. Has anyone tried Linda, the shorter older one? PM me if you have any info. Thanks.[/QUOTE]The first time I asked for 30 and only received 20. I didn't pay and they learned their lesson quick. That's part of the reason they get away with it. Got to put your foot down and show them who's in charge.

I was having a few beers at Unmapped Brewery and walked by this place and saw a $39 massage special. I took a chance and walked in and it was your standard Strip Mall AMP. I got in the room and took my clothes off and hopped on the table. A gal came in and said that the $39 special was for a 30 minute back massage only, and only from the neck to lower back. Oh well, no flip this time. She draped me and gave me a very good massage. Absolutely no teasing though and no indication of more to be had.

Stopped in for a 30 minute massage to check out the place. Standard AMP with standard $50 for 30 minute. Got into the room and got on the table naked and a typical Asian gal came in and draped me.

Decent massage with no teasing and not very talkative or friendly. After massage she wiped me down with hot towels and then the mamasan came in and asked "how was massage" I said great and she said "you stay another 30 minute" I said no and that I only needed a 30 minute. She then said "where you go now, you stay for 30 minutes" After about 5 minutes of her trying to up sell me, I got a little irritated and whispered to her that I would stay another 30 minutes if I could get a Happy Ending She said NO NO NO big Trouble. I tried a few more lines about this being our secret, but she refused. For me, this is a no return.

[QUOTE=Dream44;7020202]I had a similar situation with Helen. She texted me to come in for a massage at 2:00 that day. I showed up and she was with another client. She said come back at 3:00. I had a few beers at Boom Island Brewery and then came back at 3:00. Again she was with another client. I guess I know how I rate. Anyway, Linda and Michelle were standing there looking at me and saying something in Vietnamese to Helen. Helen then said pick one and left. Pretty uncomfortable for me, but I chose Michelle and watched Linda get rejected. Michelle provided a good massage with a standard L1 finish.

For a place that charges $100 plus tip, you would think they would provide top notch service and not just be just another Jack Shack. I have had Helen, Hana and now Michelle. Has anyone tried Linda, the shorter older one? PM me if you have any info. Thanks.[/QUOTE]I have also been curious about Linda. I usually see Hanna and she is great. Does anyone know what day of the week Hanna is not working. I don't want to her to see me pick someone else.

[QUOTE=Dream44;7020202]
For a place that charges $100 plus tip, you would think they would provide top notch service and not just be just another Jack Shack. I have had Helen, Hana and now Michelle. Has anyone tried Linda, the shorter older one? PM me if you have any info. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Is it really $100/ hr? I have never been there but thought about it after receiving a DM about it. I went to their site and saw that if you booked online, it was $100. Was going to ask if that is the price if you just walk in or only if you book online? It wasn't that long ago when it was $100 total (60/40). I guess I have to look at the positive, I'm actually saving money because I'm not going nearly as often as I used to.

Is there something special about Rose Massage / Hannah? Or is it just straight L1? Keep seeing it mentioned. It's a longass drive for me but Vietnamese would be a nice change of pace and the scenery looks good. But curious if I would be driving all the way out there for just standard service for twice the price. PM or reply is fine just someone let me know please!

[QUOTE=Rambo21;7020629]I have also been curious about Linda. I usually see Hanna and she is great. Does anyone know what day of the week Hanna is not working. I don't want to her to see me pick someone else.[/QUOTE]Hanna works everyday including weekends.

I had been a regular but stop going to her because of lousy massage, shorting you on time and nothing more L1 service.

She has seen me come in for a massage with Helen and Michelle and afterwards she texted to see how my massage was.

She probably was hoping I would come back to her.

Don't worry about her seeing you.

Let me know about Linda because I'm done with Helen and Hanna.

Please PM with responses. I'm new to this AMP game and looking for guidance. What terminology do you use when negotiating to get what you want? Do they ever kick you out for asking? Any first time story experiences are welcome. Thanks.

[QUOTE=KrangleVerse;7021008]Is there something special about Rose Massage / Hannah? Or is it just straight L1? Keep seeing it mentioned. It's a longass drive for me but Vietnamese would be a nice change of pace and the scenery looks good. But curious if I would be driving all the way out there for just standard service for twice the price. PM or reply is fine just someone let me know please![/QUOTE]Standard service at twice the price but at least they are fairly good looking Vietnamese.

[QUOTE=OnlyMe1234;7020902]Is it really $100/ hr? I have never been there but thought about it after receiving a DM about it. I went to their site and saw that if you booked online, it was $100. Was going to ask if that is the price if you just walk in or only if you book online? It wasn't that long ago when it was $100 total (60/40). I guess I have to look at the positive, I'm actually saving money because I'm not going nearly as often as I used to.[/QUOTE]$100 per hour or $60 per HH.

[QUOTE=Dream44;7021346]$100 per hour or $60 per HH.[/QUOTE]They collect the money at the end of the massage. I like Hanna because she seems sweet, sincere and happy. And her massage is really good. Yes, only L1.

[QUOTE=PublicCumGuy;7021313]Please PM with responses. I'm new to this AMP game and looking for guidance. What terminology do you use when negotiating to get what you want? Do they ever kick you out for asking? Any first time story experiences are welcome. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Don't overthink it man. Just go and have some fun. Only real bit of advice is to show your wad of cash when you pay the initial fee, ALWAYS answer yes if they ask if you have been there before, and just respond very positively to teasing. No terminology will be needed, hand signals usually does the trick. And honestly you aren't going to find much more than straight L1 here in the cities so that's not really important at all.

Enjoy!

[QUOTE=KrangleVerse;7021520]Don't overthink it man. Just go and have some fun. Only real bit of advice is to show your wad of cash when you pay the initial fee, ALWAYS answer yes if they ask if you have been there before, and just respond very positively to teasing. No terminology will be needed, hand signals usually does the trick. And honestly you aren't going to find much more than straight L1 here in the cities so that's not really important at all.

Enjoy![/QUOTE]Addendum: Never drape yourself to start. Get naked, get on the table, wait for lady to come in.

[QUOTE=Dream44;7020240]Stopped in for a 30 minute massage to check out the place. Standard AMP with standard $50 for 30 minute. Got into the room and got on the table naked and a typical Asian gal came in and draped me.

Decent massage with no teasing and not very talkative or friendly. After massage she wiped me down with hot towels and then the mamasan came in and asked "how was massage" I said great and she said "you stay another 30 minute" I said no and that I only needed a 30 minute. She then said "where you go now, you stay for 30 minutes" After about 5 minutes of her trying to up sell me, I got a little irritated and whispered to her that I would stay another 30 minutes if I could get a Happy Ending She said NO NO NO big Trouble. I tried a few more lines about this being our secret, but she refused. For me, this is a no return.[/QUOTE]Thanks for TOFTT! I was always curious about Thai. Added to the shit list.

Speaking of list, damn ya'll in Maple Grove are really starved for fun. Basically just Arcadia? I was in the area with just a wee bit of free time recently, but found nothing else nearby. Unfortunately Arcadia was too far from my spot. RIP Maple Grove unless anyone else has been able to crack any other spot there. I went to Comfort once and got stonewalled.