Rants, Raves and Opinions AKA "The Octagon"

[QUOTE=JohnnyDoe;2228527]Another review.

Saw Vanessa recently. I haven't seen her in a while so I had my fingers crossed her body hadn't changed. It def had not. She doesn't just have a "nice body in the hobby" she has a body that would turn heads anywhere. In the top 3 bodies I have been with in hobby. Service is good, not quite on par with her body though. YMMV.[/QUOTE]Vanessa has been missing as far as I know for a month now.

I hope this is real and she just ditched me because I've been very worried about her.

Can others verify that she is OK?

Be.

It's been a couple of weeks since I officially signed-off of the mongering hobby beyond my new found little UTR. Interestingly she is keeping my interest piqued. This is the first time I have encountered a provider (UTR or otherwise) who truly understands the give and take dynamic of a monger / provider relationship. She, like every good provider, knows her product is fantasy. Not the service per se. And she stays in character the entire time. She doesn't include her personal life nor the accompanying drama in our dialogue or encounters. She always treats me like I'm the only man she ever thinks about. And for the several hours a week we spend together I not only leave 100% fulfilled (and ultimately relaxed and focused for the week ahead), I leave knowing she's not going to be blowing up my (burner) phone unexpectedly, she's not going to ask me for a loan, and she'll return any call or text well within an hour at latest. In fact she's amazingly prompt. Never late. And always freshly showered and looks her best. For an amateur, her instincts are spot-on. For example, when is the last time you needed to use the restroom and your provider knocked on the restroom door and handed your pants (with wallet in the pocket) to you saying "I'm really uncomfortable with this alone with me. " Fairytale right? You too would not turn down an opportunity like this I'm sure.

Don't get me wrong, I check-into USASG frequently just to keep up with the reports, gossip, drama and ensuing entertainment I get from such visits. You can't make this shit up. And with new SP's popping up everywhere in addition to new great reports on favorite SP's I've seen in the past it's difficult to stay away. But this one makes it easy (for now). Believe me team, keep persevering because one day you too can find that diamond in the rough UTR like I just did. How long did it take? 20 years of mongering? And of course, she like all SP's will move on so my return to the hobby is inevitable.

See you all soon (but hopefully not too soon).

The Mongernator.

And yes, it's nice indeed. In the Glockman Tasteful Explicit style. Marcie put no restrictions on my posting. My kind of lady.

But don't worry. Later LilSexyMe69 showed Mimi how it's done. Hey, even later LilSexyMe69 showed me how it's done!

Met with an attorney recently, as in divorce attorney, for a consultation. My first thought about the consultation fee is I could have had a couple good dreams for the cost. And if I had went ahead and retained him, my goodness, I could have a whole bunch of dreams for a while to come. Am sick of the wife, but it may be worth it to stick it out a bit longer and just keep dreaming from time to time on the side, know what I mean?

[QUOTE=UOnlyLiveOnce;2228927]Met with an attorney recently, as in divorce attorney, for a consultation. My first thought about the consultation fee is I could have had a couple good dreams for the cost. And if I had went ahead and retained him, my goodness, I could have a whole bunch of dreams for a while to come. Am sick of the wife, but it may be worth it to stick it out a bit longer and just keep dreaming from time to time on the side, know what I mean?[/QUOTE]

A close friend of mine got a divorce 2 years ago. He is not a monger but had a girlfriend. He got along well with his wife but they were basically just roommates after 17 yrs. He had 17 yr old prenup, hit or miss. The lawyer was a small part of the cost. As soon as he filed, the court "equalized" their incomes so that she got the same amount of monthly income as he did. He made 150 k roughly and she made 70 k. Cost him big time. With the prenup, he had some leverage so he negotiated a one time settlement fee of $100,000 to keep his retirement in its entirety. Plus, when she left shortly after getting papers, she took virtually all the furniture and he let it go as a token of good will. So at the initiation point he had no furniture, TV, bed, couches, nothing and he had to give her a large check every month. If he was a monger, there would be no dreams. His girlfriend move in and helped with the bills so he went for the divorce. Now he is recovering financially except he is out $100,000 some of which he borrowed and is paying back and he damn near emptied his checking. He once called his lawyer, a woman, to ask a question which she answered on the phone with no research required. She billed him $400 for the call, a full hr. He protested and got it down to $200. Very expensive. Something to chew on. Good luck.

Motogib

I'm sure that there are others besides myself that can answer the question as to why divorce is so expensive? . . . It's because it's worth it.

[QUOTE=MotoGib1;2229397]A close friend of mine got a divorce 2 years ago. He is not a monger but had a girlfriend. He got along well with his wife but they were basically just roommates after 17 yrs. He had 17 yr old prenup, hit or miss. The lawyer was a small part of the cost. As soon as he filed, the court "equalized" their incomes so that she got the same amount of monthly income as he did. He made 150 k roughly and she made 70 k. Cost him big time. With the prenup, he had some leverage so he negotiated a one time settlement fee of $100,000 to keep his retirement in its entirety. Plus, when she left shortly after getting papers, she took virtually all the furniture and he let it go as a token of good will. So at the initiation point he had no furniture, TV, bed, couches, nothing and he had to give her a large check every month. If he was a monger, there would be no dreams. His girlfriend move in and helped with the bills so he went for the divorce. Now he is recovering financially except he is out $100,000 some of which he borrowed and is paying back and he damn near emptied his checking. He once called his lawyer, a woman, to ask a question which she answered on the phone with no research required. She billed him $400 for the call, a full hr. He protested and got it down to $200. Very expensive. Something to chew on. Good luck.

Motogib[/QUOTE]

Well, your Cincy lady sure likes to eat pussy as well as to suck dicks. She is outstanding at both. Mimi and I met up with her last Thursday at Marcie's nice motel. We both really enjoyed our time with her. She treated both of us well. In fact, I was with Mimi Saturday and she was still talking about Marcie. She said that Marcie was the best girl she had ever been with. That's quite a complement coming from Mimi. Marcie is very friendly and thankfully not a clock watcher as I have a hard time keeping up with the time under these circumstances. Both ladies got each other off and then turned their attention to poor helpless me. All I could say was "be gentle with me!" Ha, not a chance! Here are some girl on girl shots. For those interested, more photos are posted on the Memphis Escort Board.

Girl on boy. I did say she took good care of me didn't I? More dickshots are posted on the Memphis Escort Reports board.

[QUOTE=MotoGib1;2229397]A close friend of mine got a divorce 2 years ago. He is not a monger but had a girlfriend. He got along well with his wife but they were basically just roommates after 17 yrs. He had 17 yr old prenup, hit or miss. The lawyer was a small part of the cost. As soon as he filed, the court "equalized" their incomes so that she got the same amount of monthly income as he did. He made 150 k roughly and she made 70 k. Cost him big time. With the prenup, he had some leverage so he negotiated a one time settlement fee of $100,000 to keep his retirement in its entirety. Plus, when she left shortly after getting papers, she took virtually all the furniture and he let it go as a token of good will. So at the initiation point he had no furniture, TV, bed, couches, nothing and he had to give her a large check every month. If he was a monger, there would be no dreams. His girlfriend move in and helped with the bills so he went for the divorce. Now he is recovering financially except he is out $100,000 some of which he borrowed and is paying back and he damn near emptied his checking. He once called his lawyer, a woman, to ask a question which she answered on the phone with no research required. She billed him $400 for the call, a full hr. He protested and got it down to $200. Very expensive. Something to chew on. Good luck.

Motogib[/QUOTE]OK, so in Ohio property is divided 50/50 in a divorce. That's the starting point. If you have kids under 18 or so, then you're going to pay child support. In the above example there is not enough information regarding the origin of the house to determine if he got screwed or not. Also, no info regarding the pre-nup. It's a contract enforceable by law as long as the provisions are not against Ohio law. He should have fought the equalization bullshit, that's not something that can go by without a fight, he likely felt bad so he allowed it to pass.

Cheech.

[QUOTE=Glockman;2229556]Well, your Cincy lady sure likes to eat pussy as well as to suck dicks. She is outstanding at both. Mimi and I met up with her last Thursday at Marcie's nice motel. We both really enjoyed our time with her. She treated both of us well. In fact, I was with Mimi Saturday and she was still talking about Marcie. She said that Marcie was the best girl she had ever been with. That's quite a complement coming from Mimi. Marcie is very friendly and thankfully not a clock watcher as I have a hard time keeping up with the time under these circumstances. Both ladies got each other off and then turned their attention to poor helpless me. All I could say was "be gentle with me!" Ha, not a chance! Here are some girl on girl shots. For those interested, more photos are posted on the Memphis Escort Board.[/QUOTE]Nice! I have some Marcie pics I will post.

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I believe all of those things good and bad written by each of you fellow mongers (except for you, NumbNutts).
[/QUOTE]I meant some guy who is always casting aspersions on the character of many providers. He just hates everybody. I don't remember his name. But it certainly was not you.

[B] I apologize for any problem I may have caused by my negligent acts. I did not mean you. I meant that other guy. [/B]

[red] He is on my ignore list and I don't remember his name. [/red]

It [b]was[/b] something like yours, though.

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[QUOTE=UOnlyLiveOnce;2228927]Met with an attorney recently, as in divorce attorney, for a consultation. My first thought about the consultation fee is I could have had a couple good dreams for the cost. And if I had went ahead and retained him, my goodness, I could have a whole bunch of dreams for a while to come. Am sick of the wife, but it may be worth it to stick it out a bit longer and just keep dreaming from time to time on the side, know what I mean?[/QUOTE]When you calculate out the total cost of a divorce. You could be knee deep in "Pussy" for 10 years for what any divorce costs. The biggest benefit is that when you are done playing you can say goodbye!

Rumor has it that I am using again! Well I promise on my kids lives that I am not using again! I have not used a drug since July 19,2012. I have no desire to snort white powder or take any pills. I don't even like it near me or around me. I am staying in a over priced hotel so I can stay FARRRRRR away from those things! I hardly even drink but, on occasion like my birthday was the last time and I had 2 Strawberry margarita's. If you would like to come and check me out then please do but, ask me and I will be honest with you. As I have nothing to hide or lie about to anyone of you. I have had some set backs lately with housing but, will get back on my feet once more. I have friends on and off the board that support me in my fight to stay clean and sober. Oct. 19th will be 27 months of a healthy and clean lifestyle.

Any other questions please contact me!!

Thank you,

Xoxo,

Stormy.