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[QUOTE=ChgoJJ; 1512407]Thanks for the review on Lexis. We have talked a few times but never got around to seeing each other. She will be moving up on my list thanks to your review.

ChgoJJ[/QUOTE]No one under 40 WTF!

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From the ad "upscale companion" and "for some I may be unattainable". .

I don't think upscale and unattainable come to mind when I see a woman with a giant tat nearly covering her right tit. Don't get me wrong, I find it attractive, but in a whorish, slutty way. Not an upscale and unattainable way.[/QUOTE]Thats another thing I was going to post about. I'm really amazed at the amount of tatts I see on some of these women. I'm not a prude in anyway, and I love body art when it is done well. But too many of them look like jailhouse tatts espcially the cursive drawing of some guys name across their chest.

[QUOTE=Benderedundat;1512443]Thats another thing I was going to post about. I'm really amazed at the amount of tatts I see on some of these women. I'm not a prude in anyway, and I love body art when it is done well. But too many of them look like jailhouse tatts espcially the cursive drawing of some guys name across their chest.[/QUOTE]I don't mind tats at all, but its laugh out loud funny when a sl*tty wh*re has a huge tat on her boobs and insists that she's "classy, upscale and unattainble". Hah!

I agree with you, too, about the tat of the guy's name across her tits. Especially while she's on her back with her legs spread. Next time that happens, I might ask her, in mid-plow, about "Ernesto" or whomever. Should be a good conversational ice-breaker. .

Here's what I mean by hot and slutty, but not classy and upscale:

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Snuck off today to see this sweetie.

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She does not show her face but she is gorgeous. I could not believe how beautiful she was when she let me in. Great breasts, a little lackluster on the oral but she rode me hard and really tried to satisfy me. A 5 star experience. I tipped her 20 and it was still only 100 for a half. Been at this for around 5 years now and she is one of the overall best I have seen. Highly recommend. Damn she is hot! Did I say that?

[QUOTE=Benderedundat; 1512208]They move the apt around. I would say since April, they have been in 4 places I have been too. Always in a safe area on a commercial strip. I have had no problems going to them. They are just Mexican shopping areas.

As far as the girls, they are all ok looking. Never been GFE, but they do make sure you get off and will help you out as needed. Good in a pinch for $55. Some of the girls don't speak any English. The door guy speaks very little English. One time I walked in and saw the same girl I had seen twice before and I said no mas. He was very apologetic and said next time different girl[/QUOTE]Had a quick dream there today. Same as described. .5 for 20 min FS. Girl was sexy hot but too tattoed up. Nice tight body. Quick OK CBJ then onto to 15 min. Of banging until I woke up. Dreamed with the Puerto Rican girl and as expected, had attitude. Don't care. Was worth it for the quick dream. Little Mexican guy lets you in and out. Says they rotate girls every week. Price is right, may return if ever in area.

Have a CL spinner AA chick lined up for Thursday morning. Wants some sugar. I'll report back.

Anyone have any info. Can't find any reviews.

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[QUOTE=WalkBob; 1513332]Had a quick dream there today. Same as described. .5 for 20 min FS. Girl was sexy hot but too tattoed up. Nice tight body. Quick OK CBJ then onto to 15 min. Of banging until I woke up. Dreamed with the Puerto Rican girl and as expected, had attitude. Don't care. Was worth it for the quick dream. Little Mexican guy lets you in and out. Says they rotate girls every week. Price is right, may return if ever in area.

Have a CL spinner AA chick lined up for Thursday morning. Wants some sugar. I'll report back.[/QUOTE]How do you set up the appointment with them? I do not know Spanish and the guy on the phone seems only able to speak Spanish.

Is the preggers Asian? She has a nice petite body, do want. Any pricing / where abouts?

Thanks.

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Current # on BP is: 847-275-6988.

I tineyed and she popped from another site, I believe as a cam / live girl, But in her ad it states she's back. Like if she has a few regulars. Has anyone enjoyed her company?

This one too looks familiar...http://chicago.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/c-l-a-s-s-y-g-i-r-l-r-e-a-l-p-i-c-s-24/9793462 big b00bs, I likey.


Also, havent used BP in a wk or so, but now theyve changed to pix page, but most of the girls that pop up on those pix seem/are fake and they pop up a lot, same females pix are posted multiple times. Whats up with that?

Not sure if this one is pregs or just another stupid title? Had "expecting" in there, pics don't show bump.

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[QUOTE=Mr Charmo; 1514672]Not sure if this one is pregs or just another stupid title? Had "expecting" in there, pics don't show bump.

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/10206853[/url][/QUOTE]The second pic is of a model named bria myles

Was in town in Schiller Park area and got the itch. Normally I can't choose from all the ads but this one stood out and I took a chance.

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Was texting her all day she came by my hotel room around 10pm. CBJ, CFS, Cowgirl, DS. $$ for hour. I like her looks; she is my type physically. Seemed a little lacklusterand I think she had a busy day. She did put good effort into CBJ, and I did enjoy the view from behind. For me, tapping the ass on a super hot chickie, that gets me. Drawback was her ass stank! I had some strawberry lube that helped mask the odor and she needed it anyway. I was able to overlook (or under smell?) the issue. Another thing I liked; I was chatting with her about what type of condoms she used because I really liked how they felt. She said "lifestyles extra large, they are good for guys with big cocks" and then she made with the little embarrassed giggle. Too cute.

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Anybody see these two?

After poking around BP for a bit, I found an ad on B P for Karmen. Pics are her and she's a petite little thing with a great attitude and a broad smile. She's around 5ft tall maybe 100lbs a / be cup breasts with nice nips and a cute little booty. I have now seen her three times in the past two weeks (yes this report is a bit late). Rates are 80 quick. 120 half and 180hr. No rush or complaints and well worth the price of admission. [url]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/mke-your-next-move-the-best-move-24/12411191[/url]

Greeted me at the door with a nice hug then we got comfortable. Started off with a nice bbj and the girl knows how to suck. Had to stop her before I popped, so she put on the cover and I had her hop on for a ride. Pussy fits like a glove. Flipped her over to hit it from the back and she responded nicely by pushing back into me. She has good control of her muscles and grips your cock.

I have seen her at downtown hotels on each occasion. Contacted her earlier today and tonight / tomorrow morning she is at a small motel not too far from Sox Park. I have been to that motel before and had no issues (day or night. Just stay aware as always). I have more than 70 reviews on other boards and she compares favorably, especially in terms of service and attitude.

HIGHLY recommended. Feel free to PM me with any questions.

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This is a complete waste of time. I dreamed I traveled to a nondescript office west of western (which would be Humboldt Park. Not "West Bucktown"). I was greeted by "Tatianna" who has seen better days. .80 for 30 minutes. I then entered a freezing room."Suzy" entered. Disingenuously concerned about my well being. However, she is probably a 4 or 5. Big boobs but an equally big gut (not stomach. A gut). I thought of the old Three Stooges episode where Curly had a barrell of beer strapped to his stomach. That is how she looked. She reminded me of a villain from the bar scene of Star Wars. The massage was totally lame. She then wanted even more money. I resigned myself at this point that I had indeed taken one for the team so I politely declined and had her finish the massage. I contemplated farting in her face while she was rubbing down there but decided against it. Put on my clothes and went to see an old reliable.80 poorer but immensely wealthy in experience. Stay away. You have been warned. Anyone posting anything positive about these "ladies" is obviously a shill.