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[QUOTE=BangBang]Dave PHD;

Your review was right on with my past expierences with her, she is flabby and subpar at best. While she does CIM she did not swallow the times I have seen her.

She is a high volume provider and she is just plain worn out, the last time I went to see her it was only 1pm and she told me that her jaw was num from suck1ng so much that day........

would only see her again as a last resort...[/QUOTE]

Well, dang fellas - now you guys speak up! I had been looking for reviews on her while I pondered her for weeks before I took the plunge!

High volume, yup. I can see that. Didn't run into the jaw problem, but that might be a YMMV thing I went around 10am. And you're surely right about the greek - but since I had 2 hours, I took my time, and alot of lube, and worked it out. I'm not also hung like a horse either - maybe that helped!! Or maybe the faint smell of 'trees' when I arrived helped.

The flab in the belly isn't present, but the belly is indeed round, and a little tight. Me thinks she's prego... no confirmation, though.

[QUOTE=Dave Phd]I'm glad you had a good time; however, my session with her was less than memorable. As you can see I didn't even report on her, there were others who posted on her when she went by other names, so I felt they had her covered.
[/QUOTE]I visited her but never did anything. She's too nasty.

First, she wouldn't remove her shirt.

That was the deal breaker. I need to do an AIDS test. I need to do a quick visual check to see if she has any lesions or leaking bruises.

I once saw a chick that didn't want to remove her shirt either but when she did. DAMN. I never knew I could run so fast (see pics).

She said she wouldn't remove her shirt because a tattoo had her real name on it. I'm like bit (c)h, I don't care about you, you're a fu (c)king wh (o)re. I need to see if youse diseased.

Second, she said anything goes. Except pissing on her.

I asked if I could do bare back anal and cum in her mouth. She said sure, she loves the taste of cum fresh from her ass.

That was it. I was out the door.

[QUOTE=Capt Ajax]Visited Candy last night and the session was good. She has nice big natural DDD size breasts. She's an African American and Native American Indian mix. No rush, which I always like, and pretty active in the sack. She was overly paranoid about me being L. E. And so gave me a bit of the run around, but all in all, it was a good experience and I'll return.[/QUOTE]I saw her tonight. She has huge boobs. Really nice girl, made some small talk, started off caressing and after a bit she went for cbj and the cowgirl for a while. I was fine with just that position since I could play with those puppies. She even slapped my face with them for a bit, nice touch.

[QUOTE=Readytogetonit]Well, dang fellas - now you guys speak up! I had been looking for reviews on her while I pondered her for weeks before I took the plunge!

High volume, yup. I can see that. Didn't run into the jaw problem, but that might be a YMMV thing I went around 10am. And you're surely right about the greek - but since I had 2 hours, I took my time, and alot of lube, and worked it out. I'm not also hung like a horse either - maybe that helped!! Or maybe the faint smell of 'trees' when I arrived helped.

The flab in the belly isn't present, but the belly is indeed round, and a little tight. Me thinks she's prego... no confirmation, though.[/QUOTE]

Well the reviews were under her other names (Coffee and Treena). Well, as long as you got good mileage consider yourself lucky. Interesting about the prego possibility.

In my best Maury voice "Readytogetonit, in the case of the baby that maybe housed in her womb, you are NOT THE FATHER" ROFL

I saw this one yesterday it was waist of money she said that she provide a GFE experience I don’t believe she known what is GFE mean also her breast almost hit the floor they were so droopy.

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Great review!!! Thanks for TOFTT, it's rare that you find a MILF type with a fucked up attitude.

Here are her pics.

[QUOTE=Rental Man]Saw this girl yesterday:

[url]http://atlanta.craigslist.org/ads/1215838303.html[/url]

Lisa answered phone and was easy to schedule. Agreed to 100/hh for fs on phone. It took a few extra phone calls to get in the door, but was only a minor annoyance. Lisa looked a little older than the pic in the ad.- I am guessing it was 5 years old. I put 100 on the table and she said it needed to be 120.- should have walked, but didn't. Nice tits and legs. We got naked and I reached to kiss her. She said that was GFE and cost 60 extra. I said no thanks.

I was peeved at the constant upselling, so I told her to start the BJ. Real good BBBJ. I was fingering her pierced pussy while she sucked me. After about 10 minutes, I said.- now its my turn to lick on your pussy. She said that is 60 extra. I said.- "I quess I didn't ask enough questions on the phone, but no I am NOT paying extra to give you pleasure". I told her to hop on top and ride me CG. She did and for the first time started a little moaning. Fake, but at least it did not cost extra. Turned her over to mish and started hitting it hard and for the first time I started to enjoy myself. I will tell you that Lisa has a tight pussy. Flipped her to doggy and started pounding. Stuck my thumb up her ass, then asked if that was okay. She said yes, but if you want greek, that will be 60 more. I told her I was pissed and did not want to spend another penny. Just get this over with. I did finish, she took the condom, and I started to leave. I told her I was disappointed at all the upselling and wouldn't be back. She said she was sorry for the misunderstanding, but something tells me she wasn't really that sorry.

Got up to get dressed and something funny happened. The motel maid came up the stairs (this was a residence Inn with 2 bedrooms. We were in the upstairs loft) with fresh towels. She was embarrassed when she saw the 2 of us naked, so I told her not to look at Lisa. She might ask you for $60. She laughed and left. Lisa was pissed. She said what are you trying to do. Get me thrown out. I just said that would not be my problem.

Needless to say, I will not be back.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Rental Man]Saw this girl yesterday:

I put 100 on the table and she said it needed to be 120.- should have walked, but didn't.[/QUOTE]

I bet if you had picked your 100 up and headed towards the door she probably would have taken 80. I hate that upsell shyt as well, I always ask for exactly what I want and how much. If I get there and want something other than what I asked for then I am expecting (and in most cases willing) to pay more, but if the price changes on what we discussed I bounce no questions asked. Even if she tries to say the original price is ok I still walk.

[QUOTE=Sparki]I saw this one yesterday it was waist of money she said that she provide a GFE experience I don’t believe she known what is GFE mean also her breast almost hit the floor they were so droopy.[/QUOTE]Thanks for TOFFT. Now I don't feel like I'm missing out.

When her ad showed up the other day I was thinking that I just had to have this girl. I talked to her on the phone and she seemed really nice. Today I had planned to make the trek but last night on the 'other' site I found a lone review of her in St. Loius. No pics and a different phone number but had the same name and the same Florida Peninsula area code. I figured it had to be her.

Anyway the guy wrote that the pics were old and that she wouldn't even do an HJ uncovered. I can handle some dated pics and no kissing to an extent. But there are too many providers that will really get into it with you and to that end if DATY isn't an option, or if the girl isn't pretty enough for me to want DATY, then I might as well stay home. Which is what I did today, but I was still uncertain about it.

Now I'm certain, so thanks. What a shame.

[QUOTE=Rental Man]Got up to get dressed and something funny happened. The motel maid came up the stairs (this was a residence Inn with 2 bedrooms. We were in the upstairs loft) with fresh towels. She was embarrassed when she saw the 2 of us naked, so I told her not to look at Lisa. She might ask you for $60. She laughed and left. Lisa was pissed. She said what are you trying to do. Get me thrown out. I just said that would not be my problem.[/QUOTE]

ROFL -- Nice one, man! Thanks for that.

[QUOTE=Rental Man]Got up to get dressed and something funny happened. The motel maid came up the stairs (this was a residence Inn with 2 bedrooms. We were in the upstairs loft) with fresh towels. She was embarrassed when she saw the 2 of us naked, so I told her not to look at Lisa. She might ask you for $60. She laughed and left. Lisa was pissed. She said what are you trying to do. Get me thrown out. I just said that would not be my problem.

Needless to say, I will not be back.[/QUOTE]

That, Rental Man, is some funny shit. Not much more annoying than the upsell and it seems she got what she earned. Thanks for the laugh!

[QUOTE=Vibe3030]

I once saw a chick that didn't want to remove her shirt either but when she did. DAMN. I never knew I could run so fast (see pics).

I asked if I could do bare back anal and cum in her mouth. She said sure, she loves the taste of cum fresh from her ass.

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Pic on the left does indeed look like Kaposi's Sarcoma. They're cancerous lesions and although they were around long before AIDS they are most common in people with full blown AIDS (rather than just HIV but not that it makes any difference). The pic on the right - those red spots under her armpits on her side - those look like rashes that are caused by MERSA. If you're healthy it won't kill you but I got it from touching a former GF's neck when she had it. She got it a few weeks before when she had surgery and it's a real SOB to control. I have it in check now but if I saw a provider with any lesions like those - hell yeah - run for the door. And she does bareback anal? Not with me...

Star aka April aka CHina started posting the earlier part of this year(as ChinaDoll). She recently moved from Florida. I ran across her ad when she was running a special for a quicky. The pics are accurate and looks a lot better in person(face-wise), but you can tell the tattoo on her stomach clearly works as camouflage for stretch marks(aka hamburger scar). Very friendly and talkative. CBJ,CG,Mish,Lazy, and a disappointing K9(She kept trying to stand up, which caused multiple re-insertions). Would not repeat.

Haven't tried Sasha, but she is the same girl that advertised as Kayla back in the day(up til mid 2008) in the Gwinnett area. Do a search on the name for reviews on TER. I know that Kayla facial pics in recent ads and different number is diff from Sasha, but I believe they are the same person. So, no matter who you call, the same girl(Sasha/Kayla) will answer claiming to be the other. Marketing 101 tactic.



BAMF!!!


[QUOTE=Pwhipped]My name is MIA

Petite Goddess weighing 125bs standing 5"5 long sexy legs

measurements 32B-22-32

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Anyone been there, looks good BUT????? Especially Sasha on the Cycle[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Knight Crawler]Star aka April aka CHina started posting the earlier part of this year(as ChinaDoll). CBJ,CG,Mish,Lazy, and a disappointing K9(She kept trying to stand up, which caused multiple re-insertions). Would not repeat.

BAMF!!![/QUOTE]

She kept trying to stand up while doing doggy style? WTF is up with that? Did you ask her why? Geez, that is cold!

[QUOTE=Niteluvr]She kept trying to stand up while doing doggy style? WTF is up with that? Did you ask her why? Geez, that is cold![/QUOTE]

might've been bcuz I was jabbing those tacos in her belly from earlier.LOL. Who knows from these providers now a days. She may be new and can't take a decent pounding or was trying to save herself for more action later in the day.


BAMF!!!

Okay here goes, I had promised to give a report after lurking forever.

Last week I went to see Tatianna (last four digits 8501) off of 285/85 Chamblee area she advertises on CL and BP. She answers herself and its the standard 2 call system. She was located in a somewhat old gated apt complex. She gave me clear directions. I was familiar with the location because I had seen another provider who was using that same apartment (will review her later).

So I knock on the door and Tatianna answers. From what I could tell she was the girl in the pictures but the pictures were a bit dated. She is around 5'9 light skinned African American with a long weave. She had on a sheer short negligee. Anyway she invited me in and from what I could see as she walked ahead of me is that she had a bit of a figure (slightly saggy C cups and an okay ass) but had let the pounds catch up with time. So we get into her threadbare room, I give her the donation (.6 for a quickie) which she took and counted (that doesnt go down well with me) but I was like whatever.

So she proceeded to pull down the straps of her negligee and asked me to sit on the side of the bed, She gave me a condom to put on and began to give me a cbj for a few minutes (she was pretty good at it too). I then told her to turn over so I could give it to her from the back. She turned over and also proceeded to pull out a small vibrator and used it on herself and moaned will I gave it to her doggie. I pounded it for a while and then asked her to turn over where I gave it to her mish as I sucked on her tiddays. She seemed to be getting into it as I gave it to her and I finished soon after.

The only other thing that put me off is that she had a slight p*ssy odour going on, never a good thing for me. I would not rank her in the top 10 of my list but in a crunch I would repeat YMMV.