Massage Parlor Reports

So quick story, I met Banana 2 years ago and have seen her 2 other times since but never had a session with her, it was always an introduction while I was finished with a session. For some reason or another it just never worked out but damn if it is the same Banana I am thinking of, she was gorgeous. So when I saw Jrp's review that she was at Moon, I didn't hesitate to make an appointment today. Texted ahead and set the time, drove 45 minutes in absolute pouring rain. Arrived and was told she was not available, that she was with another client. Very politely I said OK thank you anyway and started to leave and then the shit show started. The girl grabbed my arm and pulled me back and started yelling in Chinese down the hall, then before I know it there are 4 girls in the hallway all yelling at each other in Chinese. I have no idea what is being said and I start to slowly slip away to the door when they grab my arm again and start pulling me back into a room. I very politely ask them to let me leave, that I was not interested but they were not having it and kept pulling my clothes and arms. After at least 5 minutes of this, one of them finally sees that was not giving them any cash and tells the others to let me leave. Driving home in the rain again, 30 minutes later I get a text. Where are you? She is waiting for you. What a waste of time.

Later in the day I had to go to Lake Forest for work so I stopped by Luxury Scalp. Will start a new post for that.

So after the shit show at Moon Beauty, I ran some errands in LF. Decided to text MMS at Luxury Scalp to see if anyone was available and got the yes nod so I headed over. Was greeted by Mia, she is late 20's-early 30's, very cute, a little thick but not fat by any means, short brown hair, shaved kitty, small natural C cups that felt perfect, always had a smile, giggling and just enjoying the time. We realized that we had met before briefly but not for "work" so I wondered if the session would get awkward. It didn't.

She gives a very firm, strong massage but zero tease. I wonder if it was the fact that we had met in a previous setting before but who knows. Then the flip and she gets undressed. OK awkwardness gone. BBBJ was very good, no DT attempts but everything else was top notch, slobbery, BLS, suction, etc. 69 was very good as well, finally a girl that plops her kitty right on my mouth rather than my recent experiences of having it hard to reach or out of reach. Suited up and enjoyed a slow, sensual session. No LFK or DFK which was very disappointing but I guess I have been spoiled lately. Despite that, it was a very enjoyable session and I finished much stronger and a little quicker than I usually do so it stood out to me a little more than usual. She cleaned me up and continued a chest a leg massage before helping me dress and walking me out.

60/160. She said she is there for the rest of February.

TVM.

A pretty Chinese woman named Bella has made it to the rotation here at BB Spa. Very light complexion, slim figure except to her chest (Natural Ds) and long sexy legs. Long dark hair, clean shaven down there, and no tats, along with a flat little asian booty, her vibe was that of a pretty gentle flower here to help ya relax.

Usually I skip the massage, but she insisted and I'm glad I let her cause she's pretty well trained. Good technique and pressure while using the palms of her hands and her forearms. When she was pressing her thumbs against my lower back, that itself made the session good. On the flip, she grazed my body with her finger tips to get the heat going. Then kissed all over me until she got to my stiffy. First a HJ, which was incredible, like she was moving her hands all over it in such a unique way. We got to BBBJ, but her HJ was honestly so intriguing and sexy.

CFS next, we started in k9 first which was nice, also got in mish, and ACG. She got the pop off after jumping off and jackhammering me off into oblivion. She got a nice kitty, but agian her HJ just had my number so easily. Clean up and some massaging on my temple. Just a one time pop for me today since the massage took most of the time. Her kitty was fun to get into, but the girl got some skills w / her hands. Both in the massage and the extras.

P. None, GND cutie irl.

L. Looks sexy / pretty 5'2 / 95" petite, late 20 ish. Nice perky soft C's with pointy nipples, silky skins and pretty smile.

E. English ok and we communicate well in Chinese.

A. Attitude excellent personality, humorous / attentive GFE vibes.

S. Service was excellent, she didn't rush me. Never felt like a transaction purely GFE.

E. Expense. 60/180 for her excellent efforts services. Also, Lunar NY red envelope.

Are. Repeat, yes and I have seen her multiple times when she's in OC.

My session: Light / med massage, hop on and sat on my booty commando's felt the warmth from her kitty. Puppies back rub along with kissing / nippling and some ass smacking. Keep it short and simple. My session includes kissing, sensual BBBJ / dt / bls just no sloppiness. Couch CG, standing mish with legs over shoulder switched to k9 / standing doggy with one leg on the table while jr is still inside her kitty. Finished with more BBBJ / HJ / cim. Good times, really enjoying her vibes as she's getting comfortable with me. Emma was so nice letting me choose from the line up. Kala shorty, small frame / shy and Lucky was cute / shy little taller. All three were wearing pants with sexy tops.

Repeat: Without a doubt, Yes.

Rim: none.

BBBJ / BLS: 5/5.

CFS: 4/5.

GFE: 5/5.

After seeing Lucky last time, I had to come back for seconds. But, at a rare occasion, someone had stolen my attention from my repeats, and that is Kala. Got here today on my repeat session, Emma as looking nice and beautiful as ever greets me in her luna new year festive dress, she ask me who I am here for, I thought strange, because I sworn I left the text I am booking Lucky, but that's when I saw Kala in all her glory, all 5'2 worth of height, spinner type lean body, full set of long blk hair, with an attitude and look of best describe as I know I am better than any girl here with that devious wink. Real great looking and put together with those pair of mm Cs but real nice soft pair, areola about nickel size, with that clean shave clam and a nice pair of Asian booty to hold on to. She didn't really stay, waltz in with that confident attitude that I got my attention, just out right told to my face, " you here for me yes?" before I even answer, grabs and feel me up then slowly pulls me into the side room, then look back at me goes, " you here for me or no?" some thing different for sure, so really intrigued on what she got to offer with that kind of sass, told Emma I am good, and went in with her.

She started me off with a really great back massage to start me off after exchanged a couple of LFK, didn't expect a spinner like her to really put up such decent massage tbh. Those knee press were spot on and just what I needed. She toss in a few spray wipes on my backside, even though I felt the burn a little bit, but she made up for it and then some with a real great rim. Plenty of tuma to try to push the threshold, fantastic BLS toss in with a side of light gentle tugs to round up the bases. The homerun for me was after she made me got on all 4's, and went down under for that finishing touch BJ, simply chefs kiss on her skill level. I only dabble at the Rim department, and I know some girls are just phoning it in, but this one is real great.

After I get a little slow face fuck session with her under me, couldn't really gauge how good it is, while the under felt nice, but I like to held my girls's head in for that extra push. So I turned over, she toasted with me with that mouth wash, and extra spray to my hands to made sure I am clean. We embraced and made out a bit, while I couldn't get enough of that BJ of hers, I was the gen to went for a DATY so I can get a wiff and taste of what I am going in for that juicy clam, she was easily excitable, didn't really allow anything but my tongue to gain access, but 2 rounds of ABC was good enough to get her juice flowing nicely to get my face wet. She didn't want to let me do all the work myself, got me laid down flat and spins around so we get in a bit of 69 action, her BJ is both slow and sloppy quick, even in 69, I got to held her head in for that push for that DT, and she perform real well and didn't even miss a beat with that tongue flicks at the head when she got back up to catch a breath. She toss on the cover when she couldn't bare the itch any more, and went for the RCG. Watching that little tight booty bouncing off the rod was a real neat treat. Her clam was tight and real sloppy drenched if I may add, either I did so good at my part or she is just naturally that easily aroused. Eventually switched to the standing mish, the side room didn't get a whole lot of places to lift her to, pounded her hard and deep while she wrap her legs around me made good used of that giant mirror on the corner, bent her in front of the mirror in k9 while slap her little booty for good measure for the extra squeeze. Learned my lesson last time, this time when I felt the edge, I pulled off the cover and had Kala drain the rod dry with some help of that DT of hers. After she clean up real quick, she spooned with me and ask me again, " see? You are here for me right?" mm mm. Love this attitude of hers, she knows she does a good job and that confident of hers is intoxicating, she speaks ok English, enough to get most work done without a translator which I call it a win. My phone rings and interrupts the little time I had, duty calls and can't say no for extra shifts down in SD. Got my water and said goodbye to Kala, before promising her a return next week.

House: 60.

Offering: 150.

Service: BBBJ+ CIM, Rim, DT, DFK, DATY, 69, BLS, CFS.

[QUOTE=TheVistMan;7534796]So quick story, I met Banana 2 years ago and have seen her 2 other times since but never had a session with her, it was always an introduction while I was finished with a session. For some reason or another it just never worked out but damn if it is the same Banana I am thinking of, she was gorgeous. So when I saw Jrp's review that she was at Moon, I didn't hesitate to make an appointment today. Texted ahead and set the time, drove 45 minutes in absolute pouring rain. Arrived and was told she was not available, that she was with another client. Very politely I said OK thank you anyway and started to leave and then the shit show started. The girl grabbed my arm and pulled me back and started yelling in Chinese down the hall, then before I know it there are 4 girls in the hallway all yelling at each other in Chinese. I have no idea what is being said and I start to slowly slip away to the door when they grab my arm again and start pulling me back into a room. I very politely ask them to let me leave, that I was not interested but they were not having it and kept pulling my clothes and arms. After at least 5 minutes of this, one of them finally sees that was not giving them any cash and tells the others to let me leave. Driving home in the rain again, 30 minutes later I get a text. Where are you? She is waiting for you. What a waste of time.

Later in the day I had to go to Lake Forest for work so I stopped by Luxury Scalp. Will start a new post for that.[/QUOTE]Had a similar situation but not as extreme. MBS doesn't take appointments because they have 5 MT's available at anytime, it's a walk in and you can ask to see the lineup. The only chance for appointment is if you have her digits, FYI.

[QUOTE=TheVistMan;7533800]It all depends on who you ask and what girls are working. I think most of us have had good and bad experiences at all of them. I prefer Du but for my own selfish reasons, I walk there it is so close but as I said, I have had not so great days there and I have had amazing days there. All you can do is try for yourself. I also like that Du has never really been as busy as the others, so they always seem to be available for my requests. OA and Garden are much busier and never seem to have the times that I request available, and even worse, OA has a habit of booking you and then making you wait a lengthy amount of time before seeing you, or just cancelling the appointment altogether.

Also, Garden and Du have alot of fake reviews posted while OA and 99 have a bunch of shill posts so just give them a try and don't rely 100% on these posts, use them as a guide.[/QUOTE]Isn't fake reviews and shill posts the same thing? What is the distinction between the two? The one thing I do trust is at least the names are correct! Sometimes it's hard to keep track of which girl is where, because they rotate so often. My observation. The tell tale sign is the day before they rotate out the girls, the forum suddenly has a surge in reviews, 1 each for each new girl, because they are trying to get the word out so the girl already has appointments lined up for her first day.

Didn't bother to make an appointment, want to window shopping so I walked in and was immediately hypnotized by Miumiu. She's a beautiful young girl with an amazing perfect body. Little over 5", big Ds, fully shaved, Beautiful curves in all the right places and her attitude was so sexy. Her dress complimented her body perfectly. BTW she got a pretty cute tattoo on her leg.

She asked how long and I said 1 hour (I want her forever, though). She escorted me to the room and I asked if she'd be my provider. She said yes and asked for the HF. I was very excited so I got naked while she left with the money and made sure to leave her tip visible for her to get the hint.

Miumiu came back in and gave me a pleasant medium pressure massage, she was very thorough and sensual. Kept teasing all along and played with the starfish for a while. That got me rock hard and I flipped on my own to show her the goods.

She said wow and I asked her if she'd eat it. She said yes and went out to get a rubber. When she got back I was sitting at the edge of the bed and I got my hands on her. I undressed her clothes off and started rubbing her clit and sucking her nipples. She got wet so I stuck a couple digits in her and boy, she was vocal. Soon she was dripping down my hand. I couldn't wait to fuck her so we got the cover on and she gave me a quick but great BBBJ and then it was time for the main dish.

I entered her slowly in mish and slowly picked up the pace until I got a good rhythm. I didn't want to burst too soon so I slowed down whenever I had to.

I couldn't hold much longer so I flipped her to DG and pummeled my way into completion.

Excellent Fully GFE. Gentle cleanup and kissed goodbye.

GFE: 5/5.

BJ: 5/5.

CFS: 4/5.

HF: 70.

Dono: 150.

[QUOTE=Bisket79;7533639]Du, Oa, Moon, Bb, 99, Garden?

I'm curious.[/QUOTE]OA, Garden / Du.

Busy week with work and New Years so didn't think I'd get a break but the stars aligned for a rare evening trip to OA. Setup with Kala who is TINY, she walks in and I literally say, "holy shit, look at you. " Flawless skin, long black hair, MM Cs that fit her well, just my type. Shoutout Faceless, Jerry and SB2022 as everything all tracked. Spinners are my kryptonite and I haven't mongered in over a week so this was going to be a challenge.

She had on a little cami and jeans which didn't stay on long and she says nice to meet you with a LFK greeting. Start off with oil massage and she's got to be all of 90 pounds but tries her damnedest. Blows some raspberries on my cheeks LOL and starts laughing. Very bubbly, fun and a little crazy in a good way. That evolved into light touch and she's got some nails on her and they're driving me wild, almost ticklish in some spots. Wipes me still face down and goes for the back door with some really nice rim and TUMA action, didn't punch too deep but was licking all over with nail scratches on the boys.

Flip over for BBBJ and she gets it really sloppy with lots of suction noises, tip lick flicks and goes as deep as she can tho not all the way. Continues with those nail scratches mixed in with BLS and a finger on the button for a nice touch. Goes to the side of the table and starts bopping her head side to side and back and forth. Rotates over for 69 and lines up so I can get a taste of kitty and her tiny little curtains, very wet and responsive. Says she wants to fuck and grabs the cover but not before I tell her to lay back so I can eat that kitty some more, think she appreciated that. Squeezes my head between those little thighs so I can get her primed up a bit more before entering. Played a little bit with my finger and tested those FIV waters but she wasn't going for it so previous info tracked. Can't blame a guy for trying, no harm, no foul.

Start in Mish and good god it's tight and making me feel like Andre the Giant over here. I'm struggling not having busted in a while and it doesn't help things when she tells me she's already cumming. I'm like okay, sure yeah whatever but then wraps her legs around me to bring me in and gets her first O. Has me pull out and she leans on her side, grabs my hand to put it on kitty for me to confirm her juices with a sense of pride. Impressive. I lick it off my fingers for another taste and she laughs and calls me crazy boy. Asks if I want K9 and turns over to let her hair back and I hit for a bit here. She's got those little shoulder dimples too IYKYK. I cut this short because I want to look at her some more so put her in standing Mish but not before she's doing CBJ in between, that was a nice feature. I get her legs up the air and she has really cute feet so had to make their acquaintance which leads to rinse and repeat for more of her Os. During one of them I'm about to lose it and let out a little spurt into the bag but get jr back in line to keep going before finally asking for that CIM finish. She rips the cover off and throws it across the room LOL I lay back on the table and she's got half of me in her mouth while HJ the rest and doing those little nail scratches again with the other hand on the boys and I lose it. Took the week load with no issue. Ask if I'm hungry and pretends to spit it on me. Is this a current TikTok trend going or something? What's with these girls and this kink now? LOL.

Cleans me up, gets me dressed and she wears my baseball hat which gave her a cute sporty look and looked much better on her than me then says okay see you later and is walking around the shop with it on. She is pretty funny and likes to joke around a lot. I will repeat since I'm disappointed in myself for not getting her in her CG as I kind of got lost in the moment. It was also later in the day so maybe she was too tired to bounce up and down on the pogo stick. Next time.

Elly and Lucky intro themselves. I met Elly in December who is the taller of the 3 and looks like she put on a pound or two in a good way looking even better than when I last saw her. Lucky appears to be mixed and has some big fucking tits. Pops one out for a squeeze which felt natural. All here til the end of the month afiak. MMS walks me out and wishes me a happy new year. I will try some new spots in the coming weeks to review here I just have a habit of running with a good thing until the wheels fall off.

[QUOTE=KammyMike;7535024]Had a similar situation but not as extreme. MBS doesn't take appointments because they have 5 MT's available at anytime, it's a walk in and you can ask to see the lineup. The only chance for appointment is if you have her digits, FYI.[/QUOTE]That's cool but I guess they shouldn't have let me make an appointment if they were not going to honor it. Whatever, lesson learned.

[QUOTE=KingHarem;7535379]Isn't fake reviews and shill posts the same thing? What is the distinction between the two? The one thing I do trust is at least the names are correct! Sometimes it's hard to keep track of which girl is where, because they rotate so often. My observation. The tell tale sign is the day before they rotate out the girls, the forum suddenly has a surge in reviews, 1 each for each new girl, because they are trying to get the word out so the girl already has appointments lined up for her first day.[/QUOTE]I classify them differently. For me, a fake review is left by someone that never even saw the girl. Like you said when a review is posted before she is even working there, or like the one earlier about Jessica at Du having D cups. There were a few back a bit ago about Linda having curly blonde hair. I have seen Linda 20+ times now and she has told me that she has NEVER had blonde hair.

Shills I trust a little more than fakes, at least the description of the girl is usually going to be close since they actually did have a session with her or know the girl. The experience though will always be heavily exaggerated because they have some sort of benefit for others seeing her. It could be an owner, the girl herself, or a monger that gets kick backs or discounted HF for leaving great reviews. There are a few of them here.

Either way all are easily blocked.

I called ahead setting up an appointment with Lucky. I arrived and the lovely MMS cheerfully said hello with a smile and took me to the room.

Lucky came into the room and I was totally impressed. She is stunning with long black hair. Her pussy is shaved, ass is nice and firm. She has D cups tits with great nips.

Lucky massaged my back while sitting on my ass. She then moved up and softly kissed my ear. Then she slid her tits down my back. She teased my ass and nut sack, then raised my hips, rimmed me for a few minutes while stroking my cock, then she lightly spanked my ass and turned me over.

I had her get on top for 69. Her clean shaved pussy was nice and clean. She blew my cock with great enthusiasm.

Lucky put the cover on and rode me cowgirl. I caressed her nipples as she rocked back and forth on my cock.

Next we switched to standing missionary. I slipped inside her and began banging her hard. She was moaning and rubbing her own nipples until she came. I could feel her pussy contracting as she was cumming.

Lucky wanted me to cum in her mouth, so I sat down on the table edge, she removed the cover and sucked my cock until I launched a massive load in her mouth.

Nice clean up and I was given water and a hug prior to leaving.

I'm impressed with the great service they provide. I'm going to come back to fuck another girl.

Hello, can someone message me the details of OA spa.

Thank you very much.

Any leads on a petite Cum Dumpster's on rotation to try out that's pretty and not Old?

[QUOTE=TheVistMan;7534796]So quick story, I met Banana 2 years ago and have seen her 2 other times since but never had a session with her, it was always an introduction while I was finished with a session. For some reason or another it just never worked out but damn if it is the same Banana I am thinking of, she was gorgeous. So when I saw Jrp's review that she was at Moon, I didn't hesitate to make an appointment today. Texted ahead and set the time, drove 45 minutes in absolute pouring rain. Arrived and was told she was not available, that she was with another client. Very politely I said OK thank you anyway and started to leave and then the shit show started. The girl grabbed my arm and pulled me back and started yelling in Chinese down the hall, then before I know it there are 4 girls in the hallway all yelling at each other in Chinese. I have no idea what is being said and I start to slowly slip away to the door when they grab my arm again and start pulling me back into a room. I very politely ask them to let me leave, that I was not interested but they were not having it and kept pulling my clothes and arms. After at least 5 minutes of this, one of them finally sees that was not giving them any cash and tells the others to let me leave. Driving home in the rain again, 30 minutes later I get a text. Where are you? She is waiting for you. What a waste of time.

Later in the day I had to go to Lake Forest for work so I stopped by Luxury Scalp. Will start a new post for that.[/QUOTE]Wow! Never heard of such a stiry. Crazy crap. I would have been PO.