Streetwalker Reports

[QUOTE=MexxxiBrewer;7487162]Weeks ago I wasn't feeling well cause old man winter got me sick with the common cold. Then I got lazy and didn't want to go out to look for dates. I have been slacking off a lot lately and whacking off too why not LOL. But I been cruising and looking around all this time. And there are plenty of females out there even with the low temps. What I really don't like is all the LE patrolling the streets. There is way too many squad cars cruising and some parked all over just watching. I had about 4 dates since my last post. One date with petite Keyz which I'll post about it next. My second date was with GG on Gfield and it went better than I thought it was going to be. 3rd was with skinny Anna I'll post about to too. And my last date a few days ago was with Brooklyn from Lincoln and it wasn't too bad. I did meet a cute rican crackhead that I just hung out with but hopefully I can get at least some head from her soon. Thank you Mr. Shopper for all your posts and for checking up on me, I appreciate you.

Also when I was posting regularly I forgot to mention I did get a 30 BBBJCIM with spit from Lola last October. She wasn't with anyone back then but from what I have read on here she is with someone now maybe. She mentioned to me that someone unalive her son back in 2024 at the Mad Chicken restaurant. And that she was really sad about that. I did ask her about Lolli and she told me that they are not full sisters but just half sisters. Lola told me that her sister was locked up and she still is today unfortunately.[/QUOTE]Mexxxi Brewer, we're still waiting on your reviews of your dates with GiGi, Anna, and Brooklyn.

[QUOTE=LevDotCom;7491672]Nope. Not rude. Didn't have to decipher the clues actually, once you put her name and the fact that she's kayla's mother. When there was a lot of talk and questions about Kayla, in one of my posts I pointed out, by looking though her mother's FB post history and an old "Happy Birthday" that she had posted to Kayla, that at the time of everyone's interest in Kayla her tenure was only 19-3 earth rotations. As it turns out, the person that I've been asking about, and the subject of my query, the mother of Kayla, is a person who's a mutual friend of a family member. I never put 2 and 2 together. I only saw "A1" in the middle of the night, so I didn't know that A1 is "friend-of-a-family-member Angie". I use the term "friend" loosely on FB because some people have HUNDREDS of friends. But nonetheless, I can't send her a message on FB, so I'll just have to find her out someday.

THanks for solving the mystery!

L.[/QUOTE]Not a problem, comrade! Happy hunting!

[QUOTE=BodyShopper;7491725]Mexxxi Brewer, we're still waiting on your reviews of your dates with GiGi, Anna, and Brooklyn.[/QUOTE]I forgot that I scooped Holly (post 10661) too mid December around 22nd and Scott in the morning. If this girl would get her shit together she would look so fkng hot. Even with some blemishes I still love her cute face and I am a fan of her long hair. I like onesies and she was wearing a snake print one under her clothes, those get me hard. She had a big ass bag full of clothes and she took them out to look at them still with the security tags on them. One time I spilled ink on my baseball cap when trying to remove one of those tags. I didn't know that they have ink inside of them and I didn't want to go back to store to remove it cause I threw away my receipt. Anywho 30 BBBJ and she gave me some nice and satisfying head. I enjoyed the view on pic #2 and I was grabbing her ass while she was sucking me. I had a huge load in me and she caught most of it and then spat it out the door. I didn't like that she did rush me to drop her off on Mitchell cause she was going to see her "kid". But what she really was in a hurry was to go and get her medication.

[QUOTE=MexxxiBrewer;7492191]I forgot that I scooped Holly (post 10661) too mid December around 22nd and Scott in the morning. If this girl would get her shit together she would look so fkng hot. Even with some blemishes I still love her cute face and I am a fan of her long hair. I like onesies and she was wearing a snake print one under her clothes, those get me hard. She had a big ass bag full of clothes and she took them out to look at them still with the security tags on them. One time I spilled ink on my baseball cap when trying to remove one of those tags. I didn't know that they have ink inside of them and I didn't want to go back to store to remove it cause I threw away my receipt. Anywho 30 BBBJ and she gave me some nice and satisfying head. I enjoyed the view on pic #2 and I was grabbing her ass while she was sucking me. I had a huge load in me and she caught most of it and then spat it out the door. I didn't like that she did rush me to drop her off on Mitchell cause she was going to see her "kid". But what she really was in a hurry was to go and get her medication.[/QUOTE]Whats Up Mexxxi! Hadn't seen you posy since mid November, good to see you're out here still fucking ******! Fan of the pics.

I've been cruising a lot more the last couple months. I must pick off hours, because lately there isn't much out when I'm cruising, and what is out there isn't worth picking up. A gal I used to visit from skip a few years back was walking, and I scooped her a few times, but she seems to have disappeared. I knew her as candy, a short 30 something brunette with a lot of tattoos. Her and I always have a good time together, so I hope she resurfaces soon. I see that hunchbacked Quasimodo looking Latina occasionally. I picked her up once, and it was possibly the worst experience I've had on the streets. Avoid that one.

I recently was out cruising on an evening when there wasn't any action. I was about to call it quits when I saw a petite gal at 22 and Greenfield. I maneuvered around and she jumped in- it was Chella. I've seen her before, and she's not too bad. We went to a spot for head, but it wasn't happening despite her good work. She's always very accommodating! She recommends FS, and I thought why not. I pumped her full of the sauce and felt great. I love the big nips on her little tits. Unfortunately, she left quite the mess on my seat afterwards. Oh well, I'm not going to get mad about that.

More recently, I was out cruising one evening, and there were a few out, but it was either nothing good, or I got out scooped. Some of you gents are ruthless! I'm also not mad about that. Respect! Just know that I will gladly out scoop you in a heartbeat! Anyways, I was about to call it a night when I saw a slender blond walking west on the north side of green. I pulled down the next block and she wandered up. It was Lola. Now, she and I have had many dates over the years. I love her nips too! Huge, long nips that are a lot of fun to play with. They used to even squirt milk! I loved that, but apparently she's gone dry. That or she just doesn't want to perform for me anymore. Anyways, our last few dates have been lackluster at best. I probably wouldn't have scooped her if there had been options, but I had been cruising for a while with no suitable alternatives, so we went for a ride. Now, Lola used to let me pump her pussy full of cum. It really does feel great! However, the last few dates, she won't let me. And I don't like that. This time was the same. I won't be picking her up anymore, unless she changes her mind about that. She tried telling me that I was the only one she let go raw. I don't believe that, and I'd love to hear from any of you who also fuck Lola raw, especially if she still lets you cream pie her.

I really want to meet some of these legends that you all discuss here, because I haven't had the honor of meeting most of them. I'm pretty sure I missed a chance to scoop Erika three or four years ago, at 21st and green. I still kick myself for that one. I did have the pleasure of making Rose's acquaintance multiple times, but, sadly, she has left our scene. Good for her, but I'd love to have fun with her again sometime.

Also, if anyone sees Candy, please post up. She hops between green and nat, usually in the lower 20's on either street. I'd recommend giving her a shot if you see her!

[QUOTE=Filling79;7492426]


Anyways, I was about to call it a night when I saw a slender blond walking west on the north side of green. I pulled down the next block and she wandered up. It was Lola. Now, she and I have had many dates over the years. I love her nips too! Huge, long nips that are a lot of fun to play with. They used to even squirt milk! I loved that, but apparently she's gone dry. That or she just doesn't want to perform for me anymore. Anyways, our last few dates have been lackluster at best. I probably wouldn't have scooped her if there had been options, but I had been cruising for a while with no suitable alternatives, so we went for a ride. Now, Lola used to let me pump her pussy full of cum. It really does feel great! However, the last few dates, she won't let me. And I don't like that. This time was the same. I won't be picking her up anymore, unless she changes her mind about that. She tried telling me that I was the only one she let go raw. I don't believe that, and I'd love to hear from any of you who also fuck Lola raw, especially if she still lets you cream pie her.

I really want to meet some of these legends that you all discuss here, because I haven't had the honor of meeting most of them. [/QUOTE]I haven't seen Lola for several months, but she has been a favorite of mine for a long time. Her weight varies and if she in in her "slender" mode I got to get back and see her. I like her better as a brunette, but she is almost always blond. The last date I had with her was a bit lackluster as well, but I figured everyone has off days, usually she does a great job. I've always done bareback with her.

One "legend" you should try is Nikki. She is my favorite and is a former dancer and still looks like it.

See the photos of both below.

This is a fictitious tale. Any resemblance to real people, places, or events, is entirely coincidental.

Burglars carry a kit of burglarious tools. Rapists carry a rape kit. Drug dealers carry kit containing a scale, baggies, and drugs. Starting on New Year's Eve, I now carry Erika's purse that she left in my car when she was supposed to come back out of the trap house to do a second consecutive date with me almost a year ago, full of makeup and other goodies, as well as various items she's forgotten in my car or motel room since then. I told her last spring that when she starts doing the things she tells me she doesn't do- and resumes doing the things she used to do for me- I will give her her stuff back. Well, I brought my kit with me for the very first time on New Year's Eve, for the purpose of showing it to her, including all of the contents of the purse, so she knows I still have the stuff, and then using that as a carrot to inspire good behavior. In the days prior to my visit, I informed her that I will be bringing the kit with me, like any other criminal brings his kit with him or her to do what he comes to do. I also pointed out to her that I've never stolen from her, and she's not going to start stealing from me. Fortunately, I did not need to use my kit, as she was already acting nice from the moment she got in my car. I have had, nonetheless, a guilty feeling about keeping Erika's stuff, so even though I did not need to use my kit to get what I wanted from her on New Year's Eve, she was keenly interested in seeing what all I had. I didn't let her paw through it for fear of seizure and absconsion; but I did show her most of the items in her purse, as well as the several other items I had. I even verbally lamented to Erika that it sucks that I showed her this before our date, because now my readership might imagine that her willingness to ride me was based on me having shown her her belongings, rather than her coming out the gate willing, as she had. I simply reiterated to Erika that after every date in which I have her do one or multiple acts that she lies to me and says she doesn't do, I will give her either one important item, or a handful of unimportant items, of my choice. That's right, my choice, not hers.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again- Chella's business model is smart, and Erika's is stupid. Filling 79 just reported Chella suggesting him to finish in her pussy on a blow job car date, and in his previous breath, he spoke of Lola refusing. Jee, I wonder who the readership will seek a date with, Chella or Lola. LOL And me reporting that Heidi gave me everything, including cum in pussy the first time I met her, while folks read year after year about Erika's stinginess. Duh! Obviously, men will seek Heidi out over Erika. And we all wind up right where we belong, with the exception of the incarcerated, the disabled, and the dead.

After our New Year's romp, I went to my trunk and grabbed Erika's pair of jeans she'd left in my car last February- now washed, dried, and folded, and handed them back to her. She thanked me.

Like any criminal, I will continue bringing my kit every time I come into town. Regarding me giving back Erika's stuff, I said to her several times during our several hours together NYE: When I get mine, you'll get yours. You see, gentlemen, people who are running a business owe their customers good service. Especially their long time customers. Especially their friends. And I pointed out to Erika that since she'd dismissed all of these belongings as "gone", this will make her feel like she's getting paid extra every date.

I have been seeing Lola for a few years now. Never worn a rubber and never pulled out.

She will even do small groups of guys as she has done a few parties for me.

[QUOTE=TrollMongo;7492527]I haven't seen Lola for several months, but she has been a favorite of mine for a long time. Her weight varies and if she in in her "slender" mode I got to get back and see her. I like her better as a brunette, but she is almost always blond. The last date I had with her was a bit lackluster as well, but I figured everyone has off days, usually she does a great job. I've always done bareback with her.

One "legend" you should try is Nikki. She is my favorite and is a former dancer and still looks like it.

See the photos of both below.[/QUOTE]I can't find Nikki for shit! Smdh.

Aha! Lola lets Jammin' Joe, Troll Mongo, and even all of Jammin' Joe's friends shoot sperm into her pussy, but she doesn't let you anymore, Filling 79. Key word: anymore. Filling 79, Lola doesn't like or respect you. She lies to you and says that she doesn't let guys come in her pussy. Don't feel bad. I've met girls who don't like me either, so they lie and say that poppycock. But what's really insulting about Lola's stance toward you is that she used to let you shoot in her pussy, and now she's withdrawn that access!

If it makes you feel any better, the turd lies and tells me that she doesn't hook anymore. LOL Her black pimp set her straight though, as I reported on here a month or two ago. I told him that she denies that she's working, and he assured me that she's working. Lola stood there silently.

I fucked Lola once. I'd guess it was in 2022. It was in my car. I didn't like it, and I only did it for about a minute, because I started going soft. I was bare. She did not disallow me from finishing in her.

I appreciate you guys daring to ask such questions, and daring to lift your voices and give him the bad news. We should do more such sessions where guys ask the board about their experiences with this or that provider's menu. Sure beats the hell out of the old "(insert random slore) only does covered" or "doesn't do anal" or whatever hogwash they're feeding you. I've said it before, and I'll say it again: They all suck dick and swallow loads, they all take loads in their pussies and assholes. They all do gangbangs. LOL The only variable is: How often and how egregiously do they lie to you?

[QUOTE=TrollMongo;7492527]I haven't seen Lola for several months, but she has been a favorite of mine for a long time. Her weight varies and if she in in her "slender" mode I got to get back and see her. I like her better as a brunette, but she is almost always blond. The last date I had with her was a bit lackluster as well, but I figured everyone has off days, usually she does a great job. I've always done bareback with her.

One "legend" you should try is Nikki. She is my favorite and is a former dancer and still looks like it.

See the photos of both below.[/QUOTE]I would absolutely love to give Nikki a try! I've just never seen her out. I saw one the other day that I think may have been her, but someone else was quicker than me.

[QUOTE=Filling79;7492679]I would absolutely love to give Nikki a try! I've just never seen her out. I saw one the other day that I think may have been her, but someone else was quicker than me.[/QUOTE]Check your PM's.

[QUOTE=TrollMongo;7492737]Check your PM's.[/QUOTE]I haven't seen Lola in a couple years. Saw her a few times. Would love to get in touch with her. And with all the positive talk about Nikki, would like to get to meet her too. How do I find 'them?

L.

[QUOTE=LevDotCom;7492818]I haven't seen Lola in a couple years. Saw her a few times. Would love to get in touch with her. And with all the positive talk about Nikki, would like to get to meet her too. How do I find 'them?

L.[/QUOTE]Lola is out on Greenfield a lot, anywhere from 14th street to 23rd. I don't think there has ever been more than a few-month-long period in which I haven't spotted her in the last 5 years. I even saw her hooking once on National this past summer or fall, which I reported on here. She had me give her a ride from National to Greenfield, and told me she's not hooking. LOL She resumed her stroll on Greenfield.

[QUOTE=LevDotCom;7492818]I haven't seen Lola in a couple years. Saw her a few times. Would love to get in touch with her. And with all the positive talk about Nikki, would like to get to meet her too. How do I find 'them?

L.[/QUOTE]Lola I usually spot on Greenfield in the 20's if she's walking. Her and Nikki also can often be found in cars parked on 22nd street just South of Greenfield.

Went out looking and found Lucy in 10th and L. Middle age Latina with medium body size. Said she recently arrived from Puerto Rico. Asked to get topped off. She wanted to do covered. She agreed to uncovered. Enthusiastic, goes DEEP, and sloppy. Stopped a couple times after an extended period of time, but I was able to encourage her to finish. She did well with following directions and I have no complaints. She immediately moved onto my short list of people to look for when I'm out. Recommended.

L.

Yesterday's discussion inspired a cruise. I cruised for a while, and it was eerily slow out. Guys standing on the corners where there's usually girls. Of course Quasimodo was wandering around, but that's about it. I was about to approach a parked vehicle out of curiosity when I spotted a young lady who looked like she may have been headed to said car. Got the look and invited her in. Short, slim gal in her late 20's or early 30's I'd guess. Said her name was Marissa. It's like the gods of the streets were rewarding me for my unanswered efforts lately, and bad dates. She was bubbly and upbeat from the scoop, priced right, and performed remarkably. Hopefully I'll find her again. No phone, and she says she's not out regularly. If she had a phone, she would be a regular call. I hope to take her to a room soon, I think the experience would be even better with a proper environment.

[QUOTE=LevDotCom;7492818]I haven't seen Lola in a couple years. Saw her a few times. Would love to get in touch with her. And with all the positive talk about Nikki, would like to get to meet her too. How do I find 'them?.[/QUOTE]Their not exactly regular users but I'd hit them up there if I wanted to get in touch.

Out of boredom (And lack of money to actually cruise Milwaukee) I decided to post some photos of the Streetwalkers I've picked up over the last few years. All have their names right on the photo for easy identification. The few I didn't get names of are on the very bottom.

I have 51 photos to put up. Not sure if they can go on one post, but I guess I'll find out soon enough.

A Few More.

Some more yet. My favorites get 2 or 3 photos each.

Still More. Hope your all enjoying.

Here's More.

Here are the last photos. These are the girls I did not write their names down and of course forgot.

[QUOTE=TrollMongo;7493423]A Few More.[/QUOTE]Thanks for all the great photos.

Even though I have seen those all before, over the course of several years, it is really nice to see them uploaded in a whole collection, and with the names on most of them, to boot! I was immediately going to post my thanks, but I figured I'd leave those pictures at the top of the forum until someone else posts, so they could sparkle in their glory at the top as long as possible. I appreciate all of your contributions to the board, TM, and your attentiveness to the conversations thereon. I hope you get back to frequent hoarmongering soon, so we can read of your exploits! Also, if you have taken any video, would you consider uploading it to a porn site? That way, you can post the links here.

[QUOTE=Filling79;7493166]Yesterday's discussion inspired a cruise. I cruised for a while, and it was eerily slow out. Guys standing on the corners where there's usually girls. Of course Quasimodo was wandering around, but that's about it. I was about to approach a parked vehicle out of curiosity when I spotted a young lady who looked like she may have been headed to said car. Got the look and invited her in. Short, slim gal in her late 20's or early 30's I'd guess. Said her name was Marissa. It's like the gods of the streets were rewarding me for my unanswered efforts lately, and bad dates. She was bubbly and upbeat from the scoop, priced right, and performed remarkably. Hopefully I'll find her again. No phone, and she says she's not out regularly. If she had a phone, she would be a regular call. I hope to take her to a room soon, I think the experience would be even better with a proper environment.[/QUOTE]What corner or street section did you pick her up from? What services did you receive, and what was the damage? These are the essential details of a report.

I reported a few weeks ago, picking her up, and her getting cold feet a couple of blocks up the street, having me drop her back off, and me inviting Pink in as I dropped Marissa off, and doing a date with Pink instead.

[QUOTE=TrollMongo;7493439]Here are the last photos. These are the girls I did not write their names down and of course forgot.[/QUOTE]I'm pretty sure that the bish on the far left is Rambo, and I think the one on the far right is Dee Dee.

[QUOTE=BodyShopper;7493946]I'm pretty sure that the bish on the far left is Rambo, and I think the one on the far right is Dee Dee.[/QUOTE]interesting pics !! Had no idea these were the “beauties” being discussed here. Glad to see you all supporting these women!! They really need all the help you can give!!

[QUOTE=TrollMongo;7493418]Out of boredom (And lack of money to actually cruise Milwaukee) I decided to post some photos of the Streetwalkers I've picked up over the last few years. All have their names right on the photo for easy identification. The few I didn't get names of are on the very bottom.

I have 51 photos to put up. Not sure if they can go on one post, but I guess I'll find out soon enough.[/QUOTE]Wow I've seen Amanda on FB but didn't realize she was a walker! Anyone know if she's still active?

[QUOTE=BodyShopper;7493928] Also, if you have taken any video, would you consider uploading it to a porn site? [/QUOTE]I do have a fair amount of video, mostly with Milwaukee Street girls, but some really good stuff shot one afternoon with a friend who has been a dancer for 30 years and still looks smoking HOTTT. She has also escorted on occasion.

I did think about posting somewhere but kinda decided against it. I keep it "for my own use" and in fact it has helped me considerably getting through these last 6 months.

[QUOTE=TrollMongo;7493439]Here are the last photos. These are the girls I did not write their names down and of course forgot.[/QUOTE]Hey TrollMongo you did mention the one with the shirt covering her face as Areal (post 8480). The late great Ashley but her SW name was Areal. We lost that beautiful angel back in 2023. Shopper posted a pic of her kissing Rose in the head, wonderful pic he called Love (Post 9336). Her tits look big in pic #3 that was probably after having a kid. A had a few dates with her and most of them where ok. I did have one covered anal date with her, I had to go slowly but I was taking too long. So I switched to vaginal and finally popped with the same cover on LOL. I do miss Areal she was a very pretty female and RIP to her. And thanks for all those pictures, now I know how Santana looks like. Hopefully you take many more pics this year.

[QUOTE=MexxxiBrewer;7494570]Hey TrollMongo you did mention the one with the shirt covering her face as Areal (post 8480). The late great Ashley but her SW name was Areal. We lost that beautiful angel back in 2023. I do miss Areal she was a very pretty female and RIP to her. [/QUOTE]I went back and checked that post and did see her name. When I put her photo on my external hard drive I neglected to use her name as a file number so didn't have it there. Sorry to hear she is gone, like so many others. Andrea also has passed a couple years ago. Was beaten and dumped on the street. I heard about her passing when her sister posted on her Facebook page. Also Alissa, who I will post photos of shortly passed a couple years ago from drug OD I'm told.

Bodyshopper. After you saying that one girl is named Rambo, it kind of rang a bell, it took me all night thinking about it, but I now think she told me her name was Rain. Whatever the name, she was a fun girl, wish I'd have seen her again.

[QUOTE=TrollMongo;7493418]Out of boredom (And lack of money to actually cruise Milwaukee) I decided to post some photos of the Streetwalkers I've picked up over the last few years. All have their names right on the photo for easy identification. The few I didn't get names of are on the very bottom.

I have 51 photos to put up. Not sure if they can go on one post, but I guess I'll find out soon enough.[/QUOTE]I know this is a fraction of the SWs out there, but so many posts complain about the dearth of attractive SWs in Milwaukee, but your photos contradict that. There are some very attractive women, and I'm fond of quit a few of them. I do mis Jill and Angie and I hope Nikki and Sam are still around. Do you carry a camera or use your phone?

[QUOTE=NotLob;7494716]I know this is a fraction of the SWs out there, but so many posts complain about the dearth of attractive SWs in Milwaukee, but your photos contradict that. There are some very attractive women, and I'm fond of quit a few of them. I do mis Jill and Angie and I hope Nikki and Sam are still around. Do you carry a camera or use your phone?[/QUOTE]I just use my phone, I really hate to admit that, but my photo equipment is about 10 grand just for my basic bag of camera body, 3 lenses, and basic accessorys. I'm kinda afraid to carry that when participating in the activities I engage in in Milwaukee.

I had to dig for a couple hours this morning to find these photos as they are from back when I first started cruising Milwaukee.

Loli (who is Lola's sister) is the first Milwaukee Street Walker I ever picked up. I sure would love to find her again.

The ladies you've shared, most were fun times. Few I wish I've met and 2 I wish I NEVER MET. LOL.

I'm sure you have a collection of pictures. Well done.

[QUOTE=TrollMongo;7494736]I had to dig for a couple hours this morning to find these photos as they are from back when I first started cruising Milwaukee.

Loli (who is Lola's sister) is the first Milwaukee Street Walker I ever picked up. I sure would love to find her again.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MexxxiBrewer;7494570] And thanks for all those pictures, now I know how Santana looks like. [/QUOTE]That photo of Santana is from the first of three times I met her. She looks about 16 in that photo. The 2nd and 3rd time I saw her she was dressed nice, hair done, make up. Looked way better and totally different, much, much sexier. Unfortunately she disappeared and I've never seen her again. Her performance was among the best also. I'd love to see her again.

The holidays in my house are busy, so that means there is about two weeks of celibacy. My house was finally empty Wednesday morning so I had a date arranged with Corinna (needle in the neck). She went dark. I have no idea what happened to her.

So tonight I went out to blow my nuts. I met Marissa on 24th and Greenfield. She saved me. I needed to explode and she took care of me. I am eternally grateful to her service. I was particularly freaked out how much she reminded me of Angie / AJ. As much as I I try to forget AJ, Marissa dragged me back. I am definitely going to seek Marissa again but is it because I am reliving Angie or Marissa for herself? Who knows. My bucket list is to fuck Angie again if you haven't figured that out by now.

This picture of Jill The Great, from Troll Mongo's collection, is a gem. Here she is, showing who she is. Jill loves to lie with her legs spread, making as many people as possible see her pussy. And those breasts! Yum! Jill is nothing short of a goddess. This picture turns me on so much. Thank you, Troll Mongo, for posting it. Jill is the embodiment of female power. The angle of this shot, and Jill's posture, show her in all of her glory. This beautiful photo right here is how Jill should be remembered, because it is the most accurate portrait of who she is. If you haven't fucked Jill, you ain't living!

Body Shopper.