Massage Parlor Reports

I recently had a dream and it went like this:

I was in Beaverton, headed into Portland, and to avoid an accident on 217, just happened to get off early and see this spot. It's tucked away and I haven't seen mentioned here.

Upon entering I was immediately hit by an overwhelming smell of incense. There's also a very bizarre statue of a mushroom and a fairy in the entryway.

I was greeted by a young 30's with long black hair, make up, and a black and gold dress. Paid 7. For HR. She said her name was Amy, but her English was poor at best.

The massage was good. Plenty of oil, good pressure and technique. I was able to roam OTC, but received no encouragement. Minimal teasing.

Upon the flip negotiations proceeded. This was the most challenging part of the experience as we both basically had to communicate with hand signs. Eventually a deal was reached, and I was blown away!

BBBJ, then donned a jacket and CG, RCG. Finished mish, with her ankles on my shoulders. I'm not used to a provider being so vocal, and at one point I was worried about the noise. Of note, she has an extremely sexy thigh tattoo of a cherry blossom. Once I finished, which was admittedly quick she looked pouty, but I didn't have another round in me. 120, and a swat on my ass as I was leaving.

HIGHS.

Good massage.

Energetic and sexy.

Lows.

Difficult negotiations.

Location.

Would repeat.

[QUOTE=WestSidePunter;5599545]In all honesty, I've considered it, but I am completely sure I'm going to walk in to a couple of grandmas. I would love someone to prove me wrong.[/QUOTE]Stopped in last night to check just that. Was met by a late 30's maybe 40's lady. Red top, black skirt pretty hot. Nice rack, nice body. They seemed busy but she was grabby and let me grab all over her. Told her I go get more money, she lit up and said ohhh I do very good for you. So. We will see how that pans out in the near future.

Oh and I didn't catch a name.

Slightly off topic but I thought there might be some crossover clientele between this crowd and the establishments about which I'm here to ask: have any of you guys ever done any of the bikini barista coffee shacks? If so, what exactly is the business model and is there any real reason to go? Is it like a $40 cup of coffee (after tip) to catch a nip slip basically? I can't imagine any actual fun is possible unless the girls all make OTC dates. Give me intel. .

[QUOTE=Phantxtc;5600720]Slightly off topic but I thought there might be some crossover clientele between this crowd and the establishments about which I'm here to ask: have any of you guys ever done any of the bikini barista coffee shacks? If so, what exactly is the business model and is there any real reason to go? Is it like a $40 cup of coffee (after tip) to catch a nip slip basically? I can't imagine any actual fun is possible unless the girls all make OTC dates. Give me intel. .[/QUOTE]That is more or less the usual business model. Coffee is normal priced, but you can tip whatever.

However, there are some TNA girls that were / are bikini barista girls. Obviously any hookup is off-hours.

The amount of skin is dependent on the place. I find the independent places more willing to give a show or be more revealing.

I look at the IG or Twitter pages to get an idea of what expect. The coffee is is a little higher in cost. Some Will ask if you want it "naughty" 20 - 40. I have seen some some providers on boards who have photos that are clearly in a coffee stand. So there may be some crossover.

Maybe there be separate topic thread for this subject. Food for thought.

[QUOTE=Phantxtc;5600720]Slightly off topic but I thought there might be some crossover clientele between this crowd and the establishments about which I'm here to ask: have any of you guys ever done any of the bikini barista coffee shacks? If so, what exactly is the business model and is there any real reason to go? Is it like a $40 cup of coffee (after tip) to catch a nip slip basically? I can't imagine any actual fun is possible unless the girls all make OTC dates. Give me intel. .[/QUOTE]

Sounds like promising place, but your description is vague. All I good gather is your were on the west side. More hints to where this gem is, please.

[QUOTE=Weste503;5599939]I recently had a dream and it went like this:

I was in Beaverton, headed into Portland, and to avoid an accident on 217, just happened to get off early and see this spot. It's tucked away and I haven't seen mentioned here.

Upon entering I was immediately hit by an overwhelming smell of incense. There's also a very bizarre statue of a mushroom and a fairy in the entryway.

I was greeted by a young 30's with long black hair, make up, and a black and gold dress. Paid 7. For HR. She said her name was Amy, but her English was poor at best.

The massage was good. Plenty of oil, good pressure and technique. I was able to roam OTC, but received no encouragement. Minimal teasing.

Upon the flip negotiations proceeded. This was the most challenging part of the experience as we both basically had to communicate with hand signs. Eventually a deal was reached, and I was blown away!.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Phantxtc;5600720]Slightly off topic but I thought there might be some crossover clientele between this crowd and the establishments about which I'm here to ask: have any of you guys ever done any of the bikini barista coffee shacks? If so, what exactly is the business model and is there any real reason to go? Is it like a $40 cup of coffee (after tip) to catch a nip slip basically? I can't imagine any actual fun is possible unless the girls all make OTC dates. Give me intel. .[/QUOTE]The one on lombard or Killingworth by then just at 82nd in the portland meadows OTB / poker room is the girls next door espresso they will if you ask for the naughty special $20 topless and $40 pretty much nude showing off the tasty bits and that includes your coffee or what ever drink you order in that price otherwise its $7 just for a drink I have partakin a couple times trying to warm up to a couple girls to see if I could get a little after hours fun but have not had any luck usually drive my semi truck in for coffe in the early AM if I'm not attached to a trailer some nice girls in there.

The Buns and Brew coffee stand on 138th and sandy near right past the train tracks. On the way to costo, They have been known to provide a good show. OMG for a tip. She will pull the bottoms aside and show you it all. Likely a previous stripper. Not sure how the coffee tastes. Or maybe you want some extra milk in it.

Tried a Bikini barista once. It was totally terrible coffee drink. Was desperate like 8 years later. Hit up the same stand. OMG still shit coffee. Not worth it.

Have a great day.

Off to the massage places this weekend. I will try to get out a report. So many its hard to keep track of. Maybe someone needs a good set of software to keep notes on which places we have been too.

[QUOTE=Weste503;5599939]I recently had a dream and it went like this:

I was in Beaverton, headed into Portland, and to avoid an accident on 217, just happened to get off early and see this spot. It's tucked away and I haven't seen mentioned here.

Upon entering I was immediately hit by an overwhelming smell of incense. There's also a very bizarre statue of a mushroom and a fairy in the entryway.

I was greeted by a young 30's with long black hair, make up, and a black and gold dress. Paid 7. For HR. She said her name was Amy, but her English was poor at best.

The massage was good. Plenty of oil, good pressure and technique. I was able to roam OTC, but received no encouragement. Minimal teasing.

Upon the flip negotiations proceeded. This was the most challenging part of the experience as we both basically had to communicate with hand signs. Eventually a deal was reached, and I was blown away!

BBBJ, then donned a jacket and CG, RCG. Finished mish, with her ankles on my shoulders. I'm not used to a provider being so vocal, and at one point I was worried about the noise. Of note, she has an extremely sexy thigh tattoo of a cherry blossom. Once I finished, which was admittedly quick she looked pouty, but I didn't have another round in me. 120, and a swat on my ass as I was leaving.

HIGHS.

Good massage.

Energetic and sexy.

Lows.

Difficult negotiations.

Location.

Would repeat.[/QUOTE]Yeah, while a fun read, this describes several spots LOL. Need a little more detail, email if you feel more comfy.

Where did you dream about this? Loc please.

[QUOTE=Weste503;5599939]I recently had a dream and it went like this:

I was in Beaverton, headed into Portland, and to avoid an accident on 217, just happened to get off early and see this spot. It's tucked away and I haven't seen mentioned here.

Upon entering I was immediately hit by an overwhelming smell of incense. There's also a very bizarre statue of a mushroom and a fairy in the entryway.

I was greeted by a young 30's with long black hair, make up, and a black and gold dress. Paid 7. For HR. She said her name was Amy, but her English was poor at best.

The massage was good. Plenty of oil, good pressure and technique. I was able to roam OTC, but received no encouragement. Minimal teasing.

Upon the flip negotiations proceeded. This was the most challenging part of the experience as we both basically had to communicate with hand signs. Eventually a deal was reached, and I was blown away!

BBBJ, then donned a jacket and CG, RCG. Finished mish, with her ankles on my shoulders. I'm not used to a provider being so vocal, and at one point I was worried about the noise. Of note, she has an extremely sexy thigh tattoo of a cherry blossom. Once I finished, which was admittedly quick she looked pouty, but I didn't have another round in me. 120, and a swat on my ass as I was leaving.

HIGHS.

Good massage.

Energetic and sexy.

Lows.

Difficult negotiations.

Location.

Would repeat.[/QUOTE]

3rd time here and 3rd diff person. Early 30's and attractive. Good enough massage and more than enough teasing to let me know that I would not leave frustrated. After flip, she pulled up top, showed off nice tits and encouraged me to play with them. I asked for BJ and FS but no luck. She was willing to pull down pants and let me finger pussy and back door.

I have visited the Powell place. Super nice Great girls. Good massage also. With my type of extras. Sometimes it is great to lay back and just let the girl do what you pay her for.

I had another dream, it went like this.

After a wonderful first visit I decided to turn to Quiet & Health. Amy wasn't available but Sophie led me back to the same room. She was 40's, wearing a white shirt and yoga pants, slightly chubby with shoulder length hair. Better than average English.

Again, 7. For HR. This time, while the massage was average, every attempt at roaming was met with a firm shut down. She would say nothing, but move my hands back to the table. I relaxed and enjoyed the massage, still optimistic for the flip. However, post flip and avoided certain areas requiring attention. It's been a long time since I've experienced a total strike out, but the game continues.

Highs.

Massage was decent.

LOWS.

No Amy.

No extras.

I'll give this spot one more try.

I have two fresh Benjamins sitting on my table looking to be transferred to an AMP. I want to spend it all. Wondering where I can get the most bang for my buck. Suggestions? DM if you like.

Heard of a fella visiting a nice spot on mill plain in the couve. Saw CiCi, mid 30's probably. Nice C cups with beautiful nips. Not a bad massage, good pressure. And was given everything on the flip. . 4 hhr $. 6 for the rest. Would return, however they were lead to the room initially and made to wait around 25 minutes before seeing anyone.