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If you haven't seen these decorated urinal environments....
Giani
hard working little guys.
Merry Christmas and to all a good night!
AJ
Now we know why the ice caps are melting!
[QUOTE=Glenn61]Now I dance for you.
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Glenn can move damnit man. That is some south beach moves bro.
I am not sure if that was an act of defiance.
I do not know but is it:
-One is trying to save the other!
-One is humping another who's trapped!
-One is humping another who's not trapped!
Enjoy this Russian
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[QUOTE=Glenn61]The final act of defiance.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Orlando J]Enjoy this Russian
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Not very sophisticated humor, but pretty fun to watch.
It will be snowing again soon and I wanted to warn you of this latest scam.
You should be on the lookout for this pair in case they appear in your area.
They showed up offering to shovel snow from my driveway for $20.
Not ten minutes into the job they were at my door complaining about being cold..
They said they wanted to come in to my house and get warm for a while.
Well, three hours later, they ended up leaving without finishing the driveway!
I didn't get anything done around the house because I was afraid to take my eyes off of them. I'm just glad my wife wasn't at home to see me taken in by this scam. I'd never hear the end of it.
Don't let it happen to you!
Fortunately, I took their picture before they left. If these two appear on your doorstep, don't say you weren't warned!
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button-Fly (Pubiversal Studios 2008) When the protagonist, Benjamin (played by Brad Pissed) is born, the family is shocked to discover he has 92 year old genitalia. As the story progresses it soon becomes apparent that his schwanz is aging backwards---which astounds everyone. As the "Little Benjamin" grows younger, he begins to feel healthier and happier, bringing it out in public and on the internet for all to fuss over. Viagra and Cialis salesmen are constantly turned away, crying. However, as years go by, the actual Benjamin starts to become saggy, tattered and rotted out. But even when Benjamin is about to retire at 65, the porn industry still has use for him as a "schwanz stand-in" for other aging actors. Sadly, his popularity diminishes as his crotch turns baby-like. The finale of the film, with spectacular effects, is his circumcision at age 102. Unfortunately, at the last minute, this scene was cut by studio rabbis.
Or at least their FANS are more fun...
1970 SS 396 Chevelle that was one hot car rally wheels, hood pins, cowl injection, SS 396 emblems, sporty mirrors and a two-door hardtop.
Boy that was a car.
Yeah, there is nothin better than gettin out in her, and reven the old girl up.
Thrust her into gear, listen to her sceam, as she peels out, and explodes under you in a fit of power and passion. Feel all those gears just grinding into you. Wow, what a car. And in the old days we would drive her over to the drive in, and eat out, right in the car. Yup, that was some fine prime meat in the old day.
OK< I will stop.
Smiling Fox
[QUOTE=A John]It will be snowing again soon and I wanted to warn you of this latest scam.
You should be on the lookout for this pair in case they appear in your area.
They showed up offering to shovel snow from my driveway for $20.
Not ten minutes into the job they were at my door complaining about being cold..
They said they wanted to come in to my house and get warm for a while.
Well, three hours later, they ended up leaving without finishing the driveway!
I didn't get anything done around the house because I was afraid to take my eyes off of them. I'm just glad my wife wasn't at home to see me taken in by this scam. I'd never hear the end of it.
Don't let it happen to you!
Fortunately, I took their picture before they left. If these two appear on your doorstep, don't say you weren't warned![/QUOTE]
I would like to take my chances..... could I send them my address??
[QUOTE=A John]1970 SS 396 Chevelle that was one hot car rally wheels, hood pins, cowl injection, SS 396 emblems, sporty mirrors and a two-door hardtop.
Boy that was a car.[/QUOTE]
There was a car in those photos?
Van
How men spice up romance.
Wisconsin Tractor Pull
Cross walk problem
Rite place wrong time
Just give me the girl
[QUOTE=A John]1970 SS 396 Chevelle that was one hot car rally wheels, hood pins, cowl injection, SS 396 emblems, sporty mirrors and a two-door hardtop.
Boy that was a car.[/QUOTE]
Get them both! Give me the car you can have the girl!!
[QUOTE=A John]1970 SS 396 Chevelle that was one hot car rally wheels, hood pins, cowl injection, SS 396 emblems, sporty mirrors and a two-door hardtop.
Boy that was a car.[/QUOTE]Yeah, well the hood don't line up. I wonder if she knows the 454 was an option.
With a car like that you can get a girl
[QUOTE=Chrisj321]Get them both! Give me the car you can have the girl!![/QUOTE]
Helluva lot less maintenance with the car
Hello all,
Please hold all your PM`s and e-mails for the next few days.
I m having some repairs done on the car and feel it's essential that I be at the shop to keep an eye on the new mechanic.
I'd loved to have her work on my car as well as some other things. She's definitely worth whatever she is asking for.
[QUOTE=A John]Hello all,
Please hold all your PM`s and e-mails for the next few days.
I m having some repairs done on the car and feel it's essential that I be at the shop to keep an eye on the new mechanic.[/QUOTE]
I guess Jackson deleted my post about PETA fanatics, oh well. Come on now, Mr.Ed needs lovin too! I just found it funny & shocking at the same time, similar to 2 Girls 1 Cup...lol
Misfit
DeBeer's ad.
What is the meaning of courage?
Is it to fight a bull in a bullfight?
Is it to drive a formula 1 car?
Is it to fly a fighter plane in combat?
Is it to practice free falling parachuting?
Is it bungee jumping, wild water rafting?
Is it to gamble your salary on a coin toss?
Is it to insult the doorman in a bar?
Is it to insult your boss?
Is it to go on a defective ferris wheel?
Bullshit…that is nothing…
What you see below is COURAGE!!!
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.
Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell, they don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.
Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and 'special services.'
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.
This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
As I was checking into a hotel recently, I said to the female front desk clerk:
"I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."
"No," she said, "it's regular porn, you sick bastard."
[QUOTE=A John]Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.
Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell, they don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.
Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and 'special services.'
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.
This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton[/QUOTE]
Not often I am wanting turbulance in flight...
If your bellybutton is an integral component of a tattoo.................you might be a redneck.
now isn't this just the cat's MEOW!!!
If you're never in northern Virginia looked this little Asian up to her you want to stewardess uniform. Well worth the flight!
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[QUOTE=Bad Bird]Not often I am wanting turbulance in flight...[/QUOTE]
Cleaning video...........
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A first grade girl handed in the drawing below for a homework assignment.
[QUOTE=A John]A first grade girl handed in the drawing below for a homework assignment.[/QUOTE]Yeah, she sells snow shovels!
Hey,
We have all done some crazy things with the lizards & Ho's from time to time but this?
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Telling Husband you're going out for the night with the 'Girls'... $0.00
Red Leather Jacket for night out with the 'Girls'... $200.00
Car wash and Wax... $20.00
Getting a Radar photo speeding ticket while out with the 'Girls'. $150.00
Having Husband open Mailed Radar Photo citation, and seeing you with another man's winkie in your hands........ PRICELESS!!!!!
Does anyone know what brand of razor this is?
So, I'm driving to work this morning - and this dick in a pickup truck pulls right in front of me...