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My brother SF, you are so right!
Bree had one of the stinkiest pussy's out there.
Reina Ranks up there!
SnowFlake!
[QUOTE=StripedFashion]Not only is it hygiene and hereditary, but I personally think it's diet. Take perspiration (odor) of a person who eats a lot of read meat for example. YMMV. Right, nothing beats having to concentrate like Yoda when "rank" is extending the miles to the finish line.
Worst smelling nan of providers: GFE Bree (Brie?). Service was great but very bad vapors.[/QUOTE]
Skullz and SF,
To add to the stank nani HOF, DT SW Melissa. She's hapai now, and belly is getting big. Not quite basketball, but maybe small volleyball. Her Koonani was nasty stank. After FIV, smelt like I opened a can of rotten tuna fish.
Boto
[QUOTE=Stevet09]In my experience, there is a higher probability of stank nani in this order, from stankest to not really stank:
1) SW of any sort, think about it: where the hell are they going to clean up?
2) Cheap Escort - they just don't give a crap and they are trying to get as much action in as possible because their attitude is volume of customer, not quality service.
3) Higher priced Escort - they probably take better care of themselves because they can afford to.
4) AMP chicks - because they are in a routine and have facilities to clean up PLUS they DON'T use those crappy Trojan condoms that smell like a !@#$ rotten dumpster.
Take a note escorts if you use those damn Trojans. Trojans smell like frickin CRAP, whether you clean up or not, they still leave a nasty smell. And to top it off, if you have high mileage, that is a lot of stink to have to endure, especially when in DS.[/QUOTE]Lol. I think 3 and 4 are in the wrong order, simply due to mileage. 1 and 2 has to follow the old adage, 'you get what you pay for. ' If you eat at mcD's you will gain weight.
Happy Friday the 13th guys
[QUOTE=Stevet09]In my experience, there is a higher probability of stank nani in this order, from stankest to not really stank:
1)SW of any sort, think about it: where the hell are they going to clean up?
2)Cheap Escort - they just don't give a crap and they are trying to get as much action in as possible because their attitude is volume of customer, not quality service.
3)Higher priced Escort - they probably take better care of themselves because they can afford to.
4)AMP chicks - because they are in a routine and have facilities to clean up PLUS they DON'T use those crappy Trojan condoms that smell like a !@#$ rotten dumpster.
Take a note escorts if you use those damn Trojans. Trojans smell like frickin CRAP, whether you clean up or not, they still leave a nasty smell. And to top it off, if you have high mileage, that is a lot of stink to have to endure, especially when in DS.[/QUOTE]Sad to say, I only partake in AMPs where they have ample opportunity to clean and stay fresh. Wonder if the girls can even smell themselves. You know when people with hauna breath or bo can't smell themselves.
[url]http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/ers/1024364972.html[/url]
Avoid.
Everytime I've tried to hook up with her, she ignores my calls after she says she'll call back, and stood me up once. Would avoid if I were you.
[QUOTE=PopoloGirl]Lol. I think 3 and 4 are in the wrong order, simply due to mileage. 1 and 2 has to follow the old adage, 'you get what you pay for. ' If you eat at mcD's you will gain weight.
Happy Friday the 13th guys[/QUOTE]I could agree with this, but in my limited experience, B&S is very common with high priced escorts, and you end up with a lower end low class escort that brings it back to stink nani, and not really what you may have expected from a higher end escort.
I couldn't say for sure because how many times am I going to TOFTT with $$$$$ or higher priced escorts? Not as many times as with $$ AMP chicks.
Anyway, to expand on this, I have noticed that sometimes when I haven't been picky at a AMP I ended up with the old lady that has the kim chee burps. Anyone ever have that experience? GROSS. Woman, if you can't keep your stink ass kim chee breath down (I'm not talking just hauna breath here, I mean she is projectiling that stink breath right at you in the mish position! ) at least take a rolaids or something to stop that burping shit!
[QUOTE=Stevet09]Anyway, to expand on this, I have noticed that sometimes when I haven't been picky at a AMP I ended up with the old lady that has the kim chee burps. Anyone ever have that experience? GROSS. Woman, if you can't keep your stink ass kim chee breath down (I'm not talking just hauna breath here, I mean she is projectiling that stink breath right at you in the mish position! ) at least take a rolaids or something to stop that burping shit![/QUOTE]To also continue with this banter on bad experiences with stinky, and a story I have never shared with my high priced ATF ($$$$). As we were undressing (21 y.o. stoned out her brains BTW) I spent almost 5 minutes watching her fuck around with a set of customary ear plugs left on my hotel room dresser. Not the brightest of cats, as she didn't understand the concept of squeezing them at the tips and inserting. I eventually threw the plugs aside and started to work on this girl, who "no wonder they think your a cop'ped" me for closing the curtains.
ATF's vag resembled a [i]Little Shop of Horrors[/i] venus fly trap. Her lips unravelled and curled at the mound, even spoke, "Eat me, Seymour". I did. It was strong and briney. Not the worst odor, but didn't smell like nan at all. In fact, more like well manicured and hair plucked doo-doo hole. Looked as if she just got done bangin' anal. Her asshole was like a pitbull's, black and the size of a quarter.
[QUOTE=Bew808][url]http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/ers/1024364972.html[/url]
Avoid.
Everytime I've tried to hook up with her, she ignores my calls after she says she'll call back, and stood me up once. Would avoid if I were you.[/QUOTE]I actually hooked up with her, could not suck a cock if her life depended on it and she was a dead fuck so you lucky you save some $ on not meeting her stop trying you wasting you time.
[QUOTE=Botoman]Skullz and SF,
To add to the stank nani HOF, DT SW Melissa. She's hapai now, and belly is getting big. Not quite basketball, but maybe small volleyball. Her Koonani was nasty stank. After FIV, smelt like I opened a can of rotten tuna fish.
Boto[/QUOTE]Add Amber / Brittany from CL (works out of Aloha TLC) to the list.
[QUOTE=Jiro9673]Add Amber / Brittany from CL (works out of Aloha TLC) to the list.[/QUOTE]
Aww man are you serious? Brittany has a stinky pussy?? Never had her, but saw her when I was leaving Aloha TLC one day. She looked hot!! I was waiting to try her, but now I'm don't think so.
[QUOTE=Nautboi808]Aww man are you serious? Brittany has a stinky pussy?? Never had her, but saw her when I was leaving Aloha TLC one day. She looked hot!! I was waiting to try her, but now I'm don't think so.[/QUOTE]There seems to be confusion as to which one is Brittany, which one is "Angel". MS said that this Brittany is Korean/Italian, but IMHO, she doesn't seem to be part Asian at all.
[QUOTE=Nautboi808]Aww man are you serious? Brittany has a stinky pussy?? Never had her, but saw her when I was leaving Aloha TLC one day. She looked hot!! I was waiting to try her, but now I'm don't think so.[/QUOTE]It's pretty darn funny / gross when pounding away at k-9 and the stench starts to fill the air so then you go mish but its to late the stench is now airborn like chemical warfare then it's like a poltergeist it follows you till you shower.
Lucky you! The stench follows me all day and nite no matter how many times I wash my finger and jr. Somehow, when I wake the next morning, the smell is finally gone.
When FIV a lot of the DT SWs, my finger has the smell all day and nite. I wash my hands every 20-30 minutes cause I drink a lot of water. That pilau smell never washes off! WHEWWW!
[QUOTE=Maiboto]It's pretty darn funny / gross when pounding away at k-9 and the stench starts to fill the air so then you go mish but its to late the stench is now airborn like chemical warfare then it's like a poltergeist it follows you till you shower.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Maiboto]It's pretty darn funny / gross when pounding away at k-9 and the stench starts to fill the air so then you go mish but its to late the stench is now airborn like chemical warfare then it's like a poltergeist it follows you till you shower.[/QUOTE]I think when a provider is about to go on the rag, she gets that slight unpleasent odor. Add tha latex condom, K9 pos. and friction from pounding and you have a recipe for some un-refrigerated, 2 day old sashimi!
[QUOTE=Puinsai808]
The stench follows me all day and nite no matter how many times I wash my finger and jr. [/QUOTE]
Might want to try washing several times with a strong dishwashing detergent (if you haven't already).
[QUOTE=Kapalua]Might want to try washing several times with a strong dishwashing detergent (if you haven't already).[/QUOTE]The ladies use Douche to get rid of the smell, so it should work here. I don't mean you should go and buy douche. Douches usually contain vinegar, so maybe white vinegar will help make Doc Ock smell better. Who knows the filipinas might like the new cologne too. TX.
[QUOTE=Nautboi808]Aww man are you serious? Brittany has a stinky pussy?? Never had her, but saw her when I was leaving Aloha TLC one day. She looked hot!! I was waiting to try her, but now I'm don't think so.[/QUOTE]Serious! Save your money and look elsewhere. I saw Brittany the other day and the fumes overcame me. Had to hold my nose as I pounded and got out of there as fast as I could. After I shot my load of course. I can still smell it now as I think about it. Makes me almost not want to visit AMP's. NOT! Have to try another soon to replace that bad memory with a better one.
Great- my second post and it's on how to make your finger smell better. Well you should try some toothpaste- I fish and to get rid of that "fishy. Tuna" smell toothpaste works well. Please note- I've only used this for "fresh" not "funky" tuna smells.
[QUOTE=Jb808]Great- my second post and it's on how to make your finger smell better. Well you should try some toothpaste- I fish and to get rid of that "fishy. Tuna" smell toothpaste works well. Please note- I've only used this for "fresh" not "funky" tuna smells.[/QUOTE]
Instead of tootpase on finger, how bout we brush da chicks kusai punani with Crest before any FIV, DATY, or FS? Can even have them pussy gargle with listerine if still pilau. AMP's always have listerene in bathroom too.
[QUOTE=Botoman]Instead of tootpase on finger, how bout we brush da chicks kusai punani with Crest before any FIV, DATY, or FS? Can even have them pussy gargle with listerine if still pilau. AMP's always have listerene in bathroom too.[/QUOTE]Too funny! If the pussy smells that bad, something is wrong. Run!
I've seen Mia 4 times since this past November when I first heard about her on another board.
All sessions were for 2 hours at her place.
All I gotta say is she's a GFE and a total babe.
I think I found my new ATF!
She's like the girl next door type who happens to be a MILF.
Every session she allowed DFK, DATY, CBJ, CFS, and a shower with her in the end as well as something to drink.
Mia really gets into it during the session and she's not a clock watcher.
She really knows how to set the mood with candles etc. and she'll even wear lingerie or other outfits if you request it.
The first time I saw her she was wearing a really nice black dress with heels.
Please treat her nice when you see her. She's totally worth it.
I plan on seeing her again soon.
When you say MILF, how old would you say she is 40+?
Does anyone have any info on this escort?
[quote]Hi there
I am a exotic asian beauty
Full japanese
very petite
I workout, e at healthy and take good care of myself
I have a sun kissed tan
Very friendly
And independent...
The best thing... im intellegent
MONICA...
808-489-5420
WEWANTMONICA AT YAHOO DOT COM
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[QUOTE=Widget]When you say MILF, how old would you say she is 40+?[/QUOTE]She is 40+ and she is great to be with. Too bad she's out in Mililani and not around town.
[QUOTE=Rod Farva]I've seen Mia 4 times
All sessions were for 2 hours at her place.
All I gotta say is she's a GFE and a total babe.
She's like the girl next door type who happens to be a MILF.[/QUOTE]So the posted pics dont do her justice?
[QUOTE=Lostboy808]Does anyone have any info on this escort?[/QUOTE]Just do a search on this thread for "Monica". You'll find a lot of write ups.
[QUOTE=Hihon]She is 40+ and she is great to be with. Too bad she's out in Mililani and not around town.[/QUOTE]Is she local?or Korean?Looking to go for it and meet her.
Any one has a contact number to Mia, Whats her rate $/? and what about her L,A,S
Thanks and Mahalo
She sounds interesting anyone got her contact number so I can make a appointment with her, better for me closer than going to town thanks.
[QUOTE=Lkjhgf]Any one has a contact number to Mia, Whats her rate $/? and what about her L,A,S
Thanks and Mahalo[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Punani Rookie]She sounds interesting anyone got her contact number so I can make a appointment with her, better for me closer than going to town thanks.[/QUOTE]Hi Guys,
Mia provided her info on post # 52 of the Escorts Classifieds Thread.
Just send her a PM and she will get back to you.
[QUOTE=Widget]When you say MILF, how old would you say she is 40+?[/QUOTE]
nah dude, she actually has kids. one of the few "milf" labeled providers that actually has kids.
[QUOTE=Sancho2063]So the posted pics dont do her justice?[/QUOTE]Anyone else see her?
[QUOTE=Luvs Aamps]Anyone else see her? [/QUOTE]Saw Mia for the first time yesterday and she is the real thing. All she wants to do is please and pamper her man. As others have said, she is a true MILF who specializes in GFE. Treat her nice and she will take care of you. I will definitely be seeing her again.
Thanks Mia!
I posted this in the other thread too, but has anyone tried "blue" yet?
I really want to call her up.
[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=780600&postcount=61[/url]
Been lurking for a very long time and as human nature, it takes a bad experience for me to get off my a$$ and post something.
Anyways, tried Dakota from eros today on Maui and she was a total rip. Wanted to upsell.
Ended up getting a CBJ for $300. She's gaind a little weight since the pics but body is still good.
Stay away guys!
You should definitely try to hook up with Blue. She is awesome. Nice tight body, cute face, nice rack. Really could not tell if they were enhanced.
DFK is allowed and welcomed. CBJ, CFS, doggie, mish, fun conversation.
Very friendly. The best I've had in Hawaii for a while.
[QUOTE=Bew808]I posted this in the other thread too, but has anyone tried "blue" yet?
I really want to call her up.
[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=780600&postcount=61[/url][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Slow Hi]Been lurking for a very long time and as human nature, it takes a bad experience for me to get off my a$$ and post something. Anyways, tried Dakota from eros today on Maui and she was a total rip. Wanted to upsell. Ended up getting a CBJ for $300. She's gaind a little weight since the pics but body is still good. Stay away guys![/QUOTE]Post like this make me want to return full-time. And to think, I was doing magical space cowgirl tricks for $300 :)
[QUOTE=PopoloGirl]Post like this make me want to return full-time. And to think, I was doing magical space cowgirl tricks for $300 :)[/QUOTE]Too bad you don't! I know there are quiet a few of us who missed the chance to partake. LMAO about your post! Have a good one PG! Let me know if you do "come back" because I'll be there in a heartbeat!
G35
[QUOTE=Slow Hi]You should definitely try to hook up with Blue. She is awesome. Nice tight body, cute face, nice rack. Really could not tell if they were enhanced.
DFK is allowed and welcomed. CBJ, CFS, doggie, mish, fun conversation.
Very friendly. The best I've had in Hawaii for a while.[/QUOTE]At first I thought this was about VG Blue, and her being back in the hobby, despite her current situation.
If could please elaborate with pricing and such? She is on Oahu right? (Despite your Maui endeavors) I think you've caught everyone's attention.
Everyone loves a petite, busty, pinky-stinky GFE
[QUOTE=StripedFashion]At first I thought this was about VG Blue, and her being back in the hobby, despite her current situation.
If could please elaborate with pricing and such? She is on Oahu right? (Despite your Maui endeavors) I think you've caught everyone's attention.
Everyone loves a petite, busty, pinky-stinky GFE[/QUOTE]Is this the real Blue that showed up on CV? says only tantric massage in the ad... but I wonder if the Blue of legend is back for real?
[url]http://hawaii-escorts.********.com/escorts/listing.php?site_id=HW&listing=119498[/url]