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I think I will make that call myself and have some slimy southern grits all over her sweet face.

Nothing better than a fresh homemade batch of grits on a nice young ladies face first thing in the morning.

Happy Hunting..




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Originally Posted by Smackthatass
I want to know which MP either FT or 73rd, would be a the best place to smear a real egg on a ho's face and then run a nice thick batch of goo!!

I think I will try both of them. I think it would be a blast. Anyone want to take pics for me and share it?

Lets have some fun with this one.
Body Temple ask for Tina or sunny (sunny is 2nd choice).
[QUOTE=Bitchslap]Body Temple ask for Tina or sunny (sunny is 2nd choice).[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Peter Rammer]And who is running your plates? Is it po po? Was he conducting an investigation?

Oh well, with a wife, I'm certain you just wanna close this case. Don't blame you, but I wonder if this has happened to others?[/quote]I reported some time back that on leaving Park Blvd. Massage by the back door, a card toting member of the Pinellas Park po po was sitting in the lot. As I left, he followed me for a few blocks, so I can completely believe that in PP this type of intimidation does exist.

Also, a few years back on the Sarasota board, a fellow monger reported having received a letter from the authorities after his car had been spotted in front of an AMP. So I would not be in a hurry to discredit Crazy For It's claims.

[QUOTE=Jaws Iii]I reported some time back that on leaving Park Blvd. Massage by the back door, a card toting member of the Pinellas Park po po was sitting in the lot. As I left, he followed me for a few blocks, so I can completely believe that in PP this type of intimidation does exist.

Also, a few years back on the Sarasota board, a fellow monger reported having received a letter from the authorities after his car had been spotted in front of an AMP. So I would not be in a hurry to discredit Crazy For It's claims.[/QUOTE]Hes hasnt posted a letter of any sort and I would bet money or his wifes vaginia that he won't either.

Hes a cop plain and simple or someone who hasnt the balls to put in some time at a MP.

He looked at the ad saw the tattoo chick and made a bogus comment to feel needed.

Hes a liar and or a cop so time to move on and ignore him.

I do know that the Po Po do sit in the parking lot across from Park Blvd MP. I've seen them and so has a few other people. It's the main reason I don't go there anymore. That being said, I don't believe the Po Po ran someone's tag, wrote a letter, drove to his house and left it in the mailbox. If they were going to do anything, it would be a house call. You know, knock on the door and ask who ever answers if they know where their car was parked.
I don't see how they could do that when there are other business in that same building. I know I'd sue if they came knocking on my door accusing me of getting a rub "n" tug when I was really at the dentist.

[QUOTE=Bitchslap]Hes hasnt posted a letter of any sort and I would bet money or his wifes vaginia that he won't either.

Hes a cop plain and simple or someone who hasnt the balls to put in some time at a MP.

He looked at the ad saw the tattoo chick and made a bogus comment to feel needed.

Hes a liar and or a cop so time to move on and ignore him.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Stpeteguy]I do know that the Po Po do sit in the parking lot across from Park Blvd MP. I've seen them and so has a few other people. It's the main reason I don't go there anymore. That being said, I don't believe the Po Po ran someone's tag, wrote a letter, drove to his house and left it in the mailbox. If they were going to do anything, it would be a house call. You know, knock on the door and ask who ever answers if they know where their car was parked.

I don't see how they could do that when there are other business in that same building. I know I'd sue if they came knocking on my door accusing me of getting a rub "n" tug when I was really at the dentist.[/QUOTE]I've been there a few times (no notes in the mailbox or tailers leaving) and one thing that struck me is that the area is quite open. You got businesses with parking in the rear facing businesses with parking in the front, 2 banks with long ATM driveways, very little obstructions (i.e. trees/landscaping), an industrial park with very little activity past 4pm, a major intersection, and I'd imagine the crime rate is on the high side there too.

All these factors combined and I'd be surprised if I DIDN'T frequently see pork-mobiles around there.

[QUOTE=Four For 5]I've been there a few times (no notes in the mailbox or tailers leaving) and one thing that struck me is that the area is quite open. You got businesses with parking in the rear facing businesses with parking in the front, 2 banks with long ATM driveways, very little obstructions (i.e. trees/landscaping), an industrial park with very little activity past 4pm, a major intersection, and I'd imagine the crime rate is on the high side there too.

All these factors combined and I'd be surprised if I DIDN'T frequently see pork-mobiles around there.[/QUOTE]I went to 73rd on a Monday and on Tuesday morning I had a letter taped to my mail box. I don't no if it was the po po or if someone followed me home and placed it there. I just don't like the fact that someone is keeping track. I have stated before that if ***** Slap will PM his address I would gladly deliver it to his mailbox and then see how he would feel. Beleive it or not I don't care

I went into 73rd ave Sunday at high noon in my vehicle and drive everyday

I'm waiting on my letter now

Saw Kim for the fluff and tuck 120 left fully satisifed

Still haven't seen a letter

Also my house is fully secure with cams at almost 9 locations (WITH ZOOMCAPS)

So if it is true and someone places a letter in my mailbox I will have both the description and the tag number to proscute (which I doubt will happen)

Its a federal offense to place any item in my mailbox other then a postal carrier.

LOL I'm patiently waiting daily for my letter to arrive.

LOL what a bullshittrlol

Consultant shoot me your number I lost the dam thing again.

Now I'm really with Bitchslap. This is your first post where you said "I got a letter in the mail" but now it's taped to your mailbox. I've gone to 73rd quite a few times and never gotten a letter. Since I only live a few blocks from there if there was a mad letter writer I think I would have. Plus I know many guys who have gone there and never been told more than 120 so 200 for you sounds like bs.
Now you're saying it's just some letter (not from the po po which you tried to lead us to believe first) you could just type some bs up and post it. So just to see if I could get one too, I followed Bitchslap's plan. I went in this morning, parked in the lot, got a great service for 120 and drove the few blocks straight home. I now wait for my letter. If I get one, I'll be sure to post it here.

[QUOTE=Crazy For It]I found my self in PinellasPark and I to did my research. I had seen a new advertiment. I had thought new girls, new attitudes, new service. Was I ever wrong. The girl that greeted me at the door was covered in tatoos. Usually that is a turn off but since the girl was pretty I thought what the hell. While they state their prices at the door. Living up to them is a different matter.

I shelled out 200 and for what she just kept wanting more. I finally figured out that service would not be forthcoming. I got up and left. I have seen the po po there on more than one occasion and have not been there in a while.

This time I got a letter in the mail informing me my car was at this location. You can go if you want but I would keep my eye on that mail box. You are welcomed to pm for the details.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Stpeteguy]Now I'm really with Bitchslap. This is your first post where you said "I got a letter in the mail" but now it's taped to your mailbox. I've gone to 73rd quite a few times and never gotten a letter. Since I only live a few blocks from there if there was a mad letter writer I think I would have. Plus I know many guys who have gone there and never been told more than 120 so 200 for you sounds like bs.
Now you're saying it's just some letter (not from the po po which you tried to lead us to believe first) you could just type some bs up and post it. So just to see if I could get one too, I followed Bitchslap's plan. I went in this morning, parked in the lot, got a great service for 120 and drove the few blocks straight home. I now wait for my letter. If I get one, I'll be sure to post it here.[/QUOTE]

I concure. I have heard on local newscasts and in newspapers, where LEO will send out letters to the owners of cars seen in "bad" neighborhoods, known for drugs and prostitution. This was well-hyped a few years back.

However, Crazy's continual changes to the details of his story is setting off the BS detector at this point.

[QUOTE=Mike Wazowski]I concure. I have heard on local newscasts and in newspapers, where LEO will send out letters to the owners of cars seen in "bad" neighborhoods, known for drugs and prostitution. This was well-hyped a few years back.

However, Crazy's continual changes to the details of his story is setting off the BS detector at this point.[/QUOTE]

Yeah Cops have been highly known for constantly doing idiotic things left and right. I heard about the letters (maybe I read about it on the newspaper), where leo will mail something to the monger suspect, what a gay plan! I wouldn't even be so surprised if they would do as much as show up at your door and go like "excuse me sir we believe you are a suspect monger, in the name of the law, can you please confess and turn your self in? here put the had cuffs on" So while Crazy's story is credible, I see no reason why not to share what the "letter" actually says, could be something close to what I just described. In short, always know your rights, do not volunteer any sort of information, and don't get intimidated, the gay cops will try to scare you if they think that would lead them to score one for the city.

Now why don't we all just get back to the pussy hunting as safely and as quickly as possible instead?

EPL

El Pito Loco, from you screenname I suspect your are Latino or at least speak Spanish. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to locate, report and grease the skids for some of the local Latin houses of ill repute.

This post will not self destruct.


Nemo

[QUOTE=Mike Wazowski]I concure. I have heard on local newscasts and in newspapers, where LEO will send out letters to the owners of cars seen in "bad" neighborhoods, known for drugs and prostitution. This was well-hyped a few years back.

However, Crazy's continual changes to the details of his story is setting off the BS detector at this point.[/QUOTE]I have answered PM from members from the beginning that the letter was taped to the mail box. I do not care what anyone beleives, you can keep going there if you wish. Just don't forget you were warned. I do not beleive something that could effect anyones home life should be open to debate. From my end decussing is closed.

[QUOTE=Crazy For It]I have answered PM from members from the beginning that the letter was taped to the mail box. I do not care what anyone beleives, you can keep going there if you wish. Just don't forget you were warned. I do not beleive something that could effect anyones home life should be open to debate. From my end decussing is closed.[/QUOTE]

Remember....I before E except after C

[QUOTE=Crazy For It]I have answered PM from members from the beginning that the letter was taped to the mail box. I do not care what anyone beleives, you can keep going there if you wish. Just don't forget you were warned. I do not beleive something that could effect anyones home life should be open to debate. From my end decussing is closed.[/QUOTE]

Simple enough. Then your credibility here will not be questioned.

I don't want to beat a dead horse, but I have been to that very spot numerous times and have never received a letter, or even a sideways glance. If I get a letter in the future, I'll let you all know, but for now, if there is only one supposed occurrence of a letter, than it is a non-issue.

JT

[QUOTE=Nemodc]El Pito Loco, from you screenname I suspect your are Latino or at least speak Spanish. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to locate, report and grease the skids for some of the local Latin houses of ill repute.

This post will not self destruct.


Nemo[/QUOTE]

Just Point me in the right direction. Where at?

[QUOTE=Crazy For It] From my end decussing is closed.[/QUOTE]


WTF is decussing??????????

[QUOTE=El Pito Loco]Just Point me in the right direction. Where at?[/QUOTE]

See Tampa Streetwalker forum for discussion of one possible location.

[QUOTE=Eye Myt]Remember....I before E except after C[/QUOTE]
Freudian slip, he did not wish to be-LIE-ve.

[QUOTE=Eye Myt]Remember....I before E except after C[/QUOTE]I just spit coffee all over the gad dam computer screen LMAO

[QUOTE=SpeedRacer29]WTF is decussing??????????[/QUOTE]

Decussing- From the redneck word, cussing. "He is cussing or swearing too much"
To "Decuss", Take soap and wash out cusser's mouth!

[QUOTE=Loafer Boat]Decussing- From the redneck word, cussing. "He is cussing or swearing too much"
To "Decuss", Take soap and wash out cusser's mouth![/QUOTE]


He's correct. In Alabama it's "take soap and wash out DE CUSSER'S mouth"

Happy happy,
LM

It has all been said here before (RTFF). Enjoyed an awesome 4 hand massage by Tammy and Mimi (note: Mimi works weekends only). I have never been so relaxed - The best! HIGHLY RECOMMENDED [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3geoXOdnJQ[/url]

Great time had times 2! Saw Tammy twice last week without any waiting. She was a tad bit reluctant at first but after learning that she once worked at my favorite spot here in Atlanta, all was GOOD! It was down right great!

Thanks for the tip.

SGT Lurker
Atlanta

[QUOTE=SpeedRacer29]WTF is decussing??????????[/QUOTE]
Asking forgiveness after cussing someone out, I guess.

And what, perchance, would be the donation for the company of these two fine ladies, together?

Tammy is a jewel. And Mimi. Haven't met her?

I just recently visited Wendy at 73rdAromatherapy (advertised on Backpage now under body rubs). She's hot and just lacking enough of self esteem (thinks she has a big nose) that she eats up male attention. For $120 plus a $20 dollar door fee I had a great time for a 1/2 hour. Kim was a bit of a pain in the ass knocking on the door because they were about to close, and Wendy said "Damn", obviously thoroughly enjoying herself after DATY for 10 or 15 to start with. She won't complain if you're hurting her, so my advice, ask her. Kim is an oriental girl and looks pretty hot too, though I'm not all that sure about her teeth. Wendy is 19! God I love a young and enthusiastic spinner with a tongue ring!

[QUOTE=Size Queen]And what, perchance, would be the donation for the company of these two fine ladies, together?

Tammy is a jewel. And Mimi. Haven't met her?[/QUOTE]

Check your pm's

Drove by the OK tonight but looked to be closed. But luck next time I suppose.

I have not been there yet but I am very much looking forward to a visit.

[QUOTE=Rjinstpete]I just recently visited Wendy at 73rdAromatherapy (advertised on Backpage now under body rubs). She's hot and just lacking enough of self esteem (thinks she has a big nose) that she eats up male attention. For $120 plus a $20 dollar door fee I had a great time for a 1/2 hour. Kim was a bit of a pain in the ass knocking on the door because they were about to close, and Wendy said "Damn", obviously thoroughly enjoying herself after DATY for 10 or 15 to start with. She won't complain if you're hurting her, so my advice, ask her. Kim is an oriental girl and looks pretty hot too, though I'm not all that sure about her teeth. Wendy is 19! God I love a young and enthusiastic spinner with a tongue ring![/QUOTE]


Glad you had a good time, but $140 for 1/2 hour? You should have gone to a AMP. For approx. $60 more, you could have had a full hour and got more bang for your buck. ( Pun intended )

Decided to give Suki spa a try today for something different since I have been to most of the AMP's in north Pinellas but have never been there before. Was a total waste of time and money. Charged $90 for 1 hour. Got a table shower for over 20 mins, then to the table. Was on the table for maybe 5 mins with some light touching, nothing at all like the massage's I am used to at other AMP's, then came the pitch. She wanted another $100 to actually massage me and to "play". I asked if "play" meant FS and she said no, that is $300. When I balked at that she got nasty with me and said that she was done and I could go in the steam room for the rest of my time. For $190 (not the $390 she wanted for FS), there are plenty of places I could have Gone and gotten a great massage and FS, not a long table shower and a crappy massage with some attitude on the side.

[QUOTE=Pinpark49]Decided to give Suki spa a try today for something different since I have been to most of the AMP's in north Pinellas but have never been there before. Was a total waste of time and money. Charged $90 for 1 hour. Got a table shower for over 20 mins, then to the table. Was on the table for maybe 5 mins with some light touching, nothing at all like the massage's I am used to at other AMP's, then came the pitch. She wanted another $100 to actually massage me and to "play". I asked if "play" meant FS and she said no, that is $300. When I balked at that she got nasty with me and said that she was done and I could go in the steam room for the rest of my time. For $190 (not the $390 she wanted for FS), there are plenty of places I could have Gone and gotten a great massage and FS, not a long table shower and a crappy massage with some attitude on the side.[/QUOTE]The owner of that dump(Chong O. Chapman) disappeared for a few days and was found up in Atlanta in a hospital!! She's around 44 years old. The previous owner-whose name I forget- was busted in around 2003 for hoorish acts along with another korean lady. I've NEVER had any good feedback from that overpriced binjo ditch!

[QUOTE=Pinpark49]Decided to give Suki spa a try today for something different since I have been to most of the AMP's in north Pinellas but have never been there before. Was a total waste of time and money. Charged $90 for 1 hour. Got a table shower for over 20 mins, then to the table. Was on the table for maybe 5 mins with some light touching, nothing at all like the massage's I am used to at other AMP's, then came the pitch. She wanted another $100 to actually massage me and to "play". I asked if "play" meant FS and she said no, that is $300. When I balked at that she got nasty with me and said that she was done and I could go in the steam room for the rest of my time. For $190 (not the $390 she wanted for FS), there are plenty of places I could have Gone and gotten a great massage and FS, not a long table shower and a crappy massage with some attitude on the side.[/QUOTE]

Go to OK Spa and ask for Tammy. She is energetic, very beautiful and she really knows how to make a man relax. I had another session with her this week and I feel great. pm me for more information.

[QUOTE=Clinton Bush]Go to OK Spa and ask for Tammy. She is energetic, very beautiful and she really knows how to make a man relax. I had another session with her this week and I feel great. pm me for more information.[/QUOTE]


I'll 2nd CB's recommendation for Tammy. The girl knows how to please. She also teams up with whoever else is working, for a great double feature. Don't look for any girl on girl though. It's not her thing. She does love her men.


Happy HOing,
LM

[QUOTE=The Lovemuscle]I'll 2nd CB's recommendation for Tammy. The girl knows how to please. She also teams up with whoever else is working, for a great double feature. Don't look for any girl on girl though. It's not her thing. She does love her men.


Happy HOing,
LM[/QUOTE]


On one of my previous visits with Tammy, she did bring another girl into the room and the both of them engaged in some tit play with each other and some kissing, but no DATY.

I know this is a little off topic but I see Florida isn't the only area with AMPs that are investigated by the local authorities.

However this establishment seemed a little too forward with their advertising.

Anyone know where I can get a Thai Butterfly Massage though?

[url]http://blogs.citypages.com/gimmenoise/2009/05/the_wet_spot_th_2.php[/url]

[QUOTE=Clinton Bush]Go to OK Spa and ask for Tammy. She is energetic, very beautiful and she really knows how to make a man relax. I had another session with her this week and I feel great. pm me for more information.[/QUOTE]The Suki Spa employs some of the hottest Asians that I've seen at any local AMP. And because of that, they think that they are worth more than others. I went once, paid $80 at the door and was led to a nice, comfortable room. The attendant had a short plaid skirt and skimpy top. The TS was okay, nothing special. Massage was great, but when it came time for the flip, she started the upselling. Wanted $$ for FS. I just kind of looked at her and gave her the "I don't think so" look. She started getting an attitude, so I got up off the table like I was going to leave. She says, "no, no, don't go". We end up dealing for 80 for a round of golf in which I shot a 69. I was happy with that, but I wouldn't go back.

As I said, the girls are hot. All of them. But, they're pricey.

[QUOTE=Dboyc]I know this is a little off topic but I see Florida isn't the only area with AMPs that are investigated by the local authorities.

However this establishment seemed a little too forward with their advertising.

Anyone know where I can get a Thai Butterfly Massage though?

[url]http://blogs.citypages.com/gimmenoise/2009/05/the_wet_spot_th_2.php[/url][/QUOTE]

There was a hot Thai girl at Ocean Spa and Body Temple has a Vietnamese girl who is very creative and very talented. RTF here.

Having said that I think a true Thai Butterfly massage is something a man would give rather than receive.

I wanted to comment on OK Spa.

Please understand I do not post alot nor am I a long time member but I do read and go with recommnedations.

I had a great time with Tammy

Mamason did the TS it was a very well done TS no playing.

Tammy did the massage which was great and she is very witty and likes to have conversation in the beginning which I liked. She is really into the massage and wants you to be fully relaxed when finished.

No details on the turn but it was well worth it. (no details because we need to be careful these days.)

In my conversation she asked about me I just told her a travel for living (the truth) and that a friend said she was the person to see for a great massage and that was why I was there.

She really liked to hear she has a good rep for her massage and making people feel good.

Both the mamason and Tammy respond well to politness and conversation.

1hr .8 (pricey)

tip $.2 worth it; but she wanted more. I dont normally negotiate very well so you may do better.

I will return and may ask for the double feature if available.

[QUOTE=Evli66]I wanted to comment on OK Spa.

Please understand I do not post alot nor am I a long time member but I do read and go with recommnedations.

I had a great time with Tammy

Mamason did the TS it was a very well done TS no playing.

Tammy did the massage which was great and she is very witty and likes to have conversation in the beginning which I liked. She is really into the massage and wants you to be fully relaxed when finished.

No details on the turn but it was well worth it. (no details because we need to be careful these days.)

In my conversation she asked about me I just told her a travel for living (the truth) and that a friend said she was the person to see for a great massage and that was why I was there.

She really liked to hear she has a good rep for her massage and making people feel good.

Both the mamason and Tammy respond well to politness and conversation.

1hr .8 (pricey)

tip $.2 worth it; but she wanted more. I dont normally negotiate very well so you may do better.

I will return and may ask for the double feature if available.[/QUOTE]

You did as well as the Priceline negotiator IMO - your tip is about as low as you can go for a full experience.

As for the door fee, the OK Spa door fee of .8 is pretty much the standard door fee for 1 hour at most Tampa Bay spas. Body Temple charges a little less (.7) for an hour and Final Touch will be even lower in price as they have flat fees (though the services won't likely last a full hour). You save a little by getting 1/2 hour service at most spas for .6, but that rushes things a bit.