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[QUOTE=LancePkrbttm;2982223]It seems to some don't think posts other than link, price, menu belongs in the forum. I'm fairly (or grossly) guilty of fluff and banter outside of the yard. But it's not fighting so I've misinterpreted the grey area. So do we need a chatty Kathy thread? Perhaps we could call it the Indiana Hysterical Society? (Walked the canals Sunday thought of that when I went by the Indiana Historical Society).[/QUOTE]A person with zero posts that contain menu and price and only 3 posts that contain any useful information. Normally I wouldn't say anything, but 1) I'm an asshole, and 2) I'm allergic to hypocrisy.
I really don't think the banter is a problem, it adds a bit of personality to the thread. Otherwise it reads like the livestock report: "In other news, BBBJ was down 2 points and the islands were volatile in light trading. At close, COB rallied and finished strong. ".
The problem is when people (guilty) start fighting back and forth, usually over petty differences.
Careful what you ask for!
I was told Freckle Freak only likes freckles on his ladies not men, but Kyussfan if your going to draw freckles on your back, go ahead an add some titties and see if that helps!
BG,
[QUOTE=Kyussfan;2981287]Dammit! WHY am I always out of popcorn during the best ones? All I've ever wanted was to enjoy a nice hot bag of Orville Redenbacher, while watching a good fight. But no. I'm always out when it happens. I feel like dipping a wire brush in lacquer thinner, chucking it in my cordless drill, then reaming out my urethra as I hum the theme song to Hardcastle and McCormack.
Oh, and Freckle, if you ever teach Ilapp all those cool tricks with his phone, then maybe one of you two can show me. I'll even draw freckles on my back if it'll help.
Thanks for listening everyone.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Bob0324;2992996]When I go, there's a particular dancer that hangs on me the whole time I'm there so I am never able to sample any of the other girls.[/QUOTE]My term for that is a stripper wife. I have a stripper wife at BU (Roxxxy) in Louisville and it can be quite annoying. I told her one time that I wanted to fuck a brunette (while pointing at Nadia) that night. It went over about as well as telling a real wife the same thing. "You won't be fucking me again". I was willing to accept that. Unfortunately she seemed to forget all about that the next time I came by. It was like the divorce never happened. So it's even worse than actual marriage is some ways because the syrup club is where you go to escape the wife!
I had a stripper wife at BU before her (can't remember her stage name and I shouldn't put her real name) that beat Roxxy with a shoe for talking to me. The problem was she didn't put out in the VIP and Roxxy did. So I made the switch.
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[QUOTE=InFarmer81;3005906]Visited a few days ago. Massage by Grace was okay at best. Nearing the end she asks "you want more massage?" I said you could do my arms. I had my mind made up that I would not pay this chick for anything extra. I've read so many rave reviews about this chick, but I can't figure out why. She was confused about me suggesting my arms. She pulled her top down and said: I finish you and you can touch these for 1. I thought this ***** is crazy. I paid 70 for a massage and now she wants me to give a bill to look at tits and get a HJ. No thanks I said not why I'm here. Seriously. 170. I really think I could get a lot more with a more attractive woman for slightly more. Like Erica on BP for instance. Ok. Done with my rant. Have a good day.[/QUOTE]Now that you've finished with your rant, I'll start mine.
It's great that you decided to post, reviews are what we need and it's good to know that SoHo isn't always getting raves. Keep posting, keep reviewing and someday you'll get the official monger decoder ring.
But. There's always a but.
You posted in the Escort Reviews section. Last time I checked, SoHo was an AMP. AMP reviews belong on the Massage Parlor Reviews thread. That way, someone searching for information about massage parlors can find your review, and someone looking for an escort isn't scratching their head and saying "for fucks sake, why is an AMP review in the escort section?
Also, if Erica from BP is so great that while at an AMP known for a full menu and crappy massage, which you apparently went to wanting no service and a great massage, she comes to mind, why haven't you written a review of her (in the Back Page Advertisers Reviews thread)?
The Indy AMP scene is lacking. Many places, with ads that practically scream "we give hand jobs" offer nothing. Others you have to worry that grandma is going to break a hip. If a place does offer a better menu and better service, they either get overrun with customers and the service goes to hell, or they suddenly decide they deserve top shelf escort rates for bottom of the barrel service.
Find the place that works for you and repeat. I've found that multiple visits, if the first visit was good, improve the service and the menu. Write your reviews, but keep them under control. You don't want every newbie running there and ruining the place.
Now my rant is over.
Reverse number searches and Yo mamma
Since there doesn't seem to be any skirmishes right now in the Prickyard I have a question. Up here in no-man's land there seems to be an influx of bogus BP ads that require research. Can anyone suggest a good site to do reverse number searches? I don't even care if I have to pay a fee as long as it produces decent results.
Incase I'm only allowed on this site if I'm arguing or starting one; Hey Freckle Freak my friend, Yo mamma is so ugly when she took a bath the water jumped out.
What has happened to this provider?
Nothing says "Elite Companion" like bring me some personal hygiene products!
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