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After hearing about this Mikki chick I decided to head one state N to Michigan and check out Hawaii. It's about the only AMP in Southern Michigan I hadn't been to. What a disaster. I'm usually terrific with directions but I forgot the address. Still, I wasn't worried as I remember back before 2001 me and my Dad going to the Michigan 500 there was a huge billboard giving directions here so I would be OK. Wrong. It's the only freakin AMP up there that has no huge billboard on the Interstate. My heart started sinking. I knew it was on E Lansing Road but I COULD NOT find it. I tried phonebooks at half a dozen gas stations. No listing. Oh damn. All I needed was Internet access to get the exact address but no dice. Everyplace I went was WIFI hookup only. I ended clear up in Lansing at one point with 2 surly looking black gangbangers eyeing me as I walked in to a convenience store. The. 45 tucked in pants was reassuring. I finally just gave up and headed to Happy Spa in Battle Creek where the disaster continued. I'll post that on the BC site. Please no one tell me how much I missed with Mikki as I am depressed enough already.

Read my post in the Warren section about miki. I went to Hawaii yesterday and also found it hard to find but I'm happy my little phone has internet and gps. I was happy to see her as I traveled all the way from Chicago to see this little porn style chick. Boy was I spent. Couldn't even unload twice. See my Warren post for details.

[QUOTE=ThaiVictory;1192182]After hearing about this Mikki chick I decided to head one state N to Michigan and check out Hawaii. It's about the only AMP in Southern Michigan I hadn't been to. What a disaster. I'm usually terrific with directions but I forgot the address. Still, I wasn't worried as I remember back before 2001 me and my Dad going to the Michigan 500 there was a huge billboard giving directions here so I would be OK. Wrong. It's the only freakin AMP up there that has no huge billboard on the Interstate. My heart started sinking. I knew it was on E Lansing Road but I COULD NOT find it. I tried phonebooks at half a dozen gas stations. No listing. Oh damn. All I needed was Internet access to get the exact address but no dice. Everyplace I went was WIFI hookup only. I ended clear up in Lansing at one point with 2 surly looking black gangbangers eyeing me as I walked in to a convenience store. The. 45 tucked in pants was reassuring. I finally just gave up and headed to Happy Spa in Battle Creek where the disaster continued. I'll post that on the BC site. Please no one tell me how much I missed with Mikki as I am depressed enough already.[/QUOTE]That sucks. Sorry to hear it.

When I was there about 1-1/2 weeks ago I found the place only because I remembered what the building looked like. On the way out I noticed that the sign is basically non-existent so you can't count on that. All it said was 'SPA' and it was barely legible at that. It sits underneath a huge billboard sign where the cylindrical column and base is in the spa parking lot. It's a dark red, run down building. Better luck next time.

[QUOTE=ThaiVictory;1192182]After hearing about this Mikki chick I decided to head one state N to Michigan and check out Hawaii. It's about the only AMP in Southern Michigan I hadn't been to. What a disaster. I'm usually terrific with directions but I forgot the address. Still, I wasn't worried as I remember back before 2001 me and my Dad going to the Michigan 500 there was a huge billboard giving directions here so I would be OK. Wrong. It's the only freakin AMP up there that has no huge billboard on the Interstate. My heart started sinking. I knew it was on E Lansing Road but I COULD NOT find it. I tried phonebooks at half a dozen gas stations. No listing. Oh damn. All I needed was Internet access to get the exact address but no dice. Everyplace I went was WIFI hookup only. I ended clear up in Lansing at one point with 2 surly looking black gangbangers eyeing me as I walked in to a convenience store. The. 45 tucked in pants was reassuring. I finally just gave up and headed to Happy Spa in Battle Creek where the disaster continued. I'll post that on the BC site. Please no one tell me how much I missed with Mikki as I am depressed enough already.[/QUOTE]Next time you next basic internet info on the road, try using a public terminal at the nearest library. A simple search for "Hawaii Spa Michigan" is unlikely to be blocked by censorship software and will provide the address, phone number, and maybe directions or a map.

LR

" Please no one tell me how much I missed with Mikki as I am depressed enough already."

Something else that is usually helpful is the local paper's sports section. In this case the Lansing State Journal. They all almost always have an ad. This paper always used to have one. If I believe that there is a billboard with directions (used to be, one fron north as well). Better luck your next trip to "Pure Michigan". Sorry to read about your experience in BC.

[QUOTE=Ezridjr; 1192683]" Please no one tell me how much I missed with Mikki as I am depressed enough already."

Something else that is usually helpful is the local paper's sports section. In this case the Lansing State Journal. They all almost always have an ad. This paper always used to have one. If I believe that there is a billboard with directions (used to be, one fron north as well). Better luck your next trip to "Pure Michigan". Sorry to read about your experience in BC. [/QUOTE]LOL that was quite a story! When I have trouble finding a place, I let the little drummer point the way kind of like Jack Sparrow's compass! .

So MY Jack Sparrow compass was pointing south and west, too, so off to Hawaii I went on a rainy afternoon, hoping for a mutual molestation session with the marvelous Micki.

I was more than pleased when I got there and saw an empty parking lot, only to become concerned when I rang the doorbell 3 times with no answer. Still, the Korean disco music was blaring as always, so I figured they had to be open. Maybe it was Walk to Your Massage Parlor Day for mongers? Finally, a sleepy mama answered the door and I was in like flynn.

HOWEVER, when I got in the room I asked for Micki and received the heartbreaking news that she was off duty. In fact, she was apparently off the whole weekend, per porn star privileges, I guess. The recently reviewed Nana could not find her way into my brain and I asked for Lily.

Now I mentioned Lily to you before, as the gal who did such a nice job escorting me from the building after my first session with Micki at her new digs. I was thinking she was new and never reviewed and verbally jousted with a few of you about breaking her in among our crowd. But I discovered since that MSUhoops saw her, or more correctly didn't see her, in a brief encounter way back in 09. So I guess she's been there awhile and probably more of you have tried her.

Anyway, I got undressed and mama took me to sauna. A few minutes later, mama opened up and started to take me into the TS. I'm like, whoa, what about Lily? Oh, ok, I'll get her, she said. I guess everyone was napping and slow to rise. Finally, Lily comes and gets me.

Well, as MSUHoops said, she's not the most shapely of gals and, like most in our neighborhood, on the older side. But, I had asked for her and at first glance, we both were apparently turning on the charm. So it was good from the get go. Flirting, touching, more going both ways. Nice TS and back into the room.

By now, another monger was in the house and yet another would come momentarily. At this point, the "massage" had started and suddenly words were exchanged between Lily and either the mama or another girl (not sure). So Lily bends down to whisper in my ear if I'd mind waiting for a 30 min. appt. So she wasn't rushing with me. Apparently just two girls were on this afternoon (Sandy was the other, I discovered later).

I realized this could work for or against me. I wasn't wanting a long session anyway and I realized my session may or may not improve if I allowed her to leave. On the other hand, another monger might be shortchanged (sorry if it was one of you).

Anyway, I said yes, and chilled out. Well, she was back in 15-20 and full of energy. Apparently, the poor sod just got a quickie. What followed was near-Mickie quality, at least in terms of enthusiasm. I got my full GFE session, finished at the pace I wanted, and enjoyed more flirting, dancing, etc, before I left the place.

So if Micki's a 9 or 9.5, I'd give this gal at least an 8-8.5. Of course, YMMV, but for me, it was GFE all the way.

At this point, we've seen GFE performances from Micki, Nana, and Lily, it seems. Wonder if Sandy is full on GFE, too (or PSE, as it may be)?

Happy Mongering!

[QUOTE=TwistedBrother; 1194388]So MY Jack Sparrow compass was pointing south and west, too, so off to Hawaii I went on a rainy afternoon, hoping for a mutual molestation session with the marvelous Micki.

I was more than pleased when I got there and saw an empty parking lot, only to become concerned when I rang the doorbell 3 times with no answer. Still, the Korean disco music was blaring as always, so I figured they had to be open. Maybe it was Walk to Your Massage Parlor Day for mongers? Finally, a sleepy mama answered the door and I was in like flynn.

HOWEVER, when I got in the room I asked for Micki and received the heartbreaking news that she was off duty. In fact, she was apparently off the whole weekend, per porn star privileges, I guess. The recently reviewed Nana could not find her way into my brain and I asked for Lily.

Now I mentioned Lily to you before, as the gal who did such a nice job escorting me from the building after my first session with Micki at her new digs. I was thinking she was new and never reviewed and verbally jousted with a few of you about breaking her in among our crowd. But I discovered since that MSUhoops saw her, or more correctly didn't see her, in a brief encounter way back in 09. So I guess she's been there awhile and probably more of you have tried her.

Anyway, I got undressed and mama took me to sauna. A few minutes later, mama opened up and started to take me into the TS. I'm like, whoa, what about Lily? Oh, ok, I'll get her, she said. I guess everyone was napping and slow to rise. Finally, Lily comes and gets me.

Well, as MSUHoops said, she's not the most shapely of gals and, like most in our neighborhood, on the older side. But, I had asked for her and at first glance, we both were apparently turning on the charm. So it was good from the get go. Flirting, touching, more going both ways. Nice TS and back into the room.

By now, another monger was in the house and yet another would come momentarily. At this point, the "massage" had started and suddenly words were exchanged between Lily and either the mama or another girl (not sure). So Lily bends down to whisper in my ear if I'd mind waiting for a 30 min. Appt. So she wasn't rushing with me. Apparently just two girls were on this afternoon (Sandy was the other, I discovered later).

I realized this could work for or against me. I wasn't wanting a long session anyway and I realized my session may or may not improve if I allowed her to leave. On the other hand, another monger might be shortchanged (sorry if it was one of you).

Anyway, I said yes, and chilled out. Well, she was back in 15-20 and full of energy. Apparently, the poor sod just got a quickie. What followed was near-Mickie quality, at least in terms of enthusiasm. I got my full GFE session, finished at the pace I wanted, and enjoyed more flirting, dancing, etc, before I left the place.

So if Micki's a 9 or 9. 5, I'd give this gal at least an 8-8. 5. Of course, YMMV, but for me, it was GFE all the way.

At this point, we've seen GFE performances from Micki, Nana, and Lily, it seems. Wonder if Sandy is full on GFE, too (or PSE, as it may be)?

Happy Mongering![/QUOTE]Well, Let me tell you this, my Friend. Sandy is full on freak show when it comes to service. GFE / PSE are without a doubt. Next time, do yourself a favor, and try her out! I have yet to try Mikki, but based on reviews, that is a must and SOON. Hawaii is kind of a hidden Gem in the middle of the state.

Interesting, because when I used to see Sandy a few years ago, she'd DFK, but no BB services ... and this was still after 3-4 times and we knew each other. Maybe worth a try again, but in any case, sounds like Hawaii is then full-on GFE AMP capital of Michigan! Haha!

[QUOTE=Doc380;1194413]Well, Let me tell you this, my Friend. Sandy is full on freak show when it comes to service. GFE / PSE are without a doubt. Next time, do yourself a favor, and try her out! I have yet to try Mikki, but based on reviews, that is a must and SOON. Hawaii is kind of a hidden Gem in the middle of the state.[/QUOTE]

This Mikki chick is beginning to sound a lot like Summer who worked at Happy in BC about 18 months ago. Summer was older but had a hot and tight body. She always wore skimpy 2 piece outfits. She would BBBJ you anywhere in the parlor and would talk dirty like a sailor. I had a threesome with her and the girl with big breasts at Happy twice in the fall of 2009. Banged Summer with the other chick screaming "Fuck her!" and slapping my ass while she hung on my back. OK, Michigan mongerers. Are Mikki and Summer one and the same?

Been wanting to try Warm Hands in Frandor, even though I know it's been posted that it's totally legit. I don't think I'd seen their web site before today, though, and was encouraged to see a "gallery" link. Could it be?

Alas, no ... [url]http://warmhandsmassage.com/gallery[/url]

[QUOTE=Doc380;1194413]Well, Let me tell you this, my Friend. Sandy is full on freak show when it comes to service. GFE / PSE are without a doubt. Next time, do yourself a favor, and try her out! I have yet to try Mikki, but based on reviews, that is a must and SOON. Hawaii is kind of a hidden Gem in the middle of the state.[/QUOTE]Doc380,

I drove by the Spa about 2 weeks ago and hesitated going in as it appears like a dump from the outside with SPA written in electric tape on an old sign and the place looking like a small house w / a gargage door. Can you give some details about the cleanliness and smell of the place as it is in an odd location.

Thanks.

No, not the same. Micki was in Warren quite a while before Hawaii. I think I've seen the girl at Happy you're talking about and yeah, she's wild, but not Micki.

[QUOTE=ThaiVictory;1195078]This Mikki chick is beginning to sound a lot like Summer who worked at Happy in BC about 18 months ago. Summer was older but had a hot and tight body. She always wore skimpy 2 piece outfits. She would BBBJ you anywhere in the parlor and would talk dirty like a sailor. I had a threesome with her and the girl with big breasts at Happy twice in the fall of 2009. Banged Summer with the other chick screaming "Fuck her!" and slapping my ass while she hung on my back. OK, Michigan mongerers. Are Mikki and Summer one and the same?[/QUOTE]

Yeah, it's fair to say it's kind of a dump. But inside, while it still feels old, I've never felt like it was "dirty" or "smelly." Just old and creaky. Don't let the outside deter you.

LA Spa in Portland is in a house, too. Not uncommon in some parts. Rooms at LA are more modern, though. Another cozy "house" is Lucky in Jackson.

[QUOTE=Jlzellers; 1195188]Doc380,

I drove by the Spa about 2 weeks ago and hesitated going in as it appears like a dump from the outside with SPA written in electric tape on an old sign and the place looking like a small house w / a gargage door. Can you give some details about the cleanliness and smell of the place as it is in an odd location.

Thanks. [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TwistedBrother; 1195130]Been wanting to try Warm Hands in Frandor, even though I know it's been posted that it's totally legit. I don't think I'd seen their web site before today, though, and was encouraged to see a "gallery" link. Could it be?

Alas, no.

[url]http://warmhandsmassage.com/gallery[/url][/QUOTE]Totally legit. I go there about once a month though for the great massage. They go as far as bumping against the boys but, that is it. Always say they will get fired. There is usually a guy there, must be the owner.