Massage Parlor Reports

911 - reliable R-T w/ some play.
40/60... suzy is better than coco
Baaaad accoustics... place sucks when crowded, talkers and fapfapfap sounds.

el ceritto - every shop legit - don't look it, but are. don't waste time.

What was the damage so that I know what to expect.

[QUOTE=J Pappa]After seeing the reports on M.S. I had to go check the place out. I saw Lilly twice and both times were good. Not the best massage but she looks cute and she isnt really old. I would have to say it was a GFE. Thanks to some CA mongers info I really enjoyed my visit and will return to sample more fun. JP from CT.[/QUOTE]

Went in early afternoon, no appointment. Couple girls to choose from but I didn't recognize their names so I took the receptionist chicks reccommendation, "Bebe".

Bebe was a skinny Vietnamese girl, early 20's. Poor English skills to the point she even used a little sign language. She had absolutely NO idea how to do a massage, but I didn't care so just wIred for the flip to get to the fun stuff.

And right off, she asked for $$ for a damn hand job. I refused that and offered 1.5 for FS. she told me I was "kuku" (crazy) so I simply let her finish the most pathetic "massage" I've ever had then left.

Sixty bucks and an hour wasted. Oh well, seems like CEO gets good reviews most of the time but this is one data point that shows they're not perfect.

Guys, I am a senior monger from Kentucky and could you please tell me the best massage parlor to visit?

Any information would be appreciated.

Nikki's massage at the 1172 Sutter Street, San Francisco, CA (btwn Larkin St and Polk St).

You get the most bang (pun intended) for your buck!

The girls/older women(30-40) aren't supermodels, but they for the most part they know how to get a guy off and are more willing to make you happy. I would say their looks are above average, good performance, more willing to do different positions. I don't know about all the other AMP in SF, but this place has the "hot tea" treatment. If you do decide to swing by this place, do make sure to request the "hot tea" treatment if the girl doesn't already offer it. When I went, the girl did it w/o me asking. nice!

The damage:

House is .4 on avg. No more than .5 for sure.

FS w/ girl, btwn 1 and 1.4. Maybe someone else can give feedback on this.

Other services(e.g. BJ, HJ) could obviously be negotiated to a price less than FS. I would guess a HJ is .4, .6.

Good luck and where ever you decide to go, please post feedback on how it went. I'm always on the lookout for a nice girl or a good place.

[QUOTE=Tortellini]Guys, I am a senior monger from Kentucky and could you please tell me the best massage parlor to visit?

Any information would be appreciated.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Tortellini]Guys, I am a senior monger from Kentucky and could you please tell me the best massage parlor to visit?

Any information would be appreciated.[/QUOTE]

I am from out of town also, and have had very good luck at CEO. Usually a good choice of nice looking girls with consistently good service at a reasonable price.

[QUOTE=Ffelucci]Nikki's massage at the 1172 Sutter Street, San Francisco, CA (btwn Larkin St and Polk St).

I don't know about all the other AMP in SF, but this place has the "hot tea" treatment. If you do decide to swing by this place, do make sure to request the "hot tea" treatment if the girl doesn't already offer it. When I went, the girl did it w/o me asking. nice!
[/QUOTE]

I pity that a fool like me can't get "hot tea" in Central Florida. Sounds great and I can't wait to visit your city soon.

Regards
CB

I just took a 5 day trip to San Francisco and wanted to give a report on an AMP on Bush St. That was recommended in this forum.

My visit took place early afternoon on a weekday, and the first thing that struck me was that when I approached MMS at the desk, she asked for $60 without determining whether I wanted a half hour massage or an hour. This was my first visit there and I was not asked if I'd been there before. I took this as a good sign.

After taking a shower and being led to the room, a gorgeous, young, and built Vietnamese woman by the name of Bibi entered. She was wearing a very short, tight striped dress that showed lots of cleavage and showed about as much of her legs as possible and still be called a dress. She sat on the bed next to me and proceeded to give me the lamest massage I've ever had. No hot oil, no lotion, just bare hands stroking my back and buttocks. I wasn't complaining, but I was amused by her straightforwardness.

It took all of 5 minutes before she had me turn over, and at that point we started our sign language negotiation. She indicated $$ for FS, but settled for $.5 and wouldn't go any lower. When she took her dress off, I was delighted to see that she was indeed as sexy as her dress implied. She had nice, full breasts, was clean shaven, and pretty to boot. She applied the gift wrap directly with her mouth, and her mouth felt surprisingly hot. I was in heaven.

After a while, I indicated that I wanted a taste myself and soon she was on her back while I indulged in a little DATY. It was superb. A while later, I sucked on her breasts and prepared for some mish action. At that point, I was on the edge and it didn't take me long.

I took another shower and came back to drink the tea that Bibi had brought me. We talked for a couple of minutes (her English was excellent) and she complimented me by saying, "You suck very well. You almost made me come! " I said, "I guess I should have continued." She surprised me by saying that she was too shy to speak up.

She left the room and I got dressed. On the way out, I stopped by MMS and Bibi came up, wrapped her arms around me, and announced to MMS that I was her 'boyfriend'. It was a nice touch.

All in all, it was quite a good experience, even though I would have enjoyed having a hot oil massage.

[QUOTE=Dutchman44]I just took a 5 day trip to San Francisco and wanted to give a report on an AMP on Bush St. That was recommended in this forum.[/QUOTE]Good report; thanks.

Was this CEO or Nikki's?

[QUOTE=Member #2051]Good report; thanks.

Was this CEO or Nikki's?[/QUOTE]Nikki's is on Sutter. This was either CEO or Moonlight.

Like Dutchman (below) I am visiting in SF and dropped in yesterday at CEO. I was asked if it was a first visit, lied that I had been there but not for a long time, paid my $60 and was shown to a room. All very standard, as I understand it.

My masseuse was named Ann. She was not great looking, but OK. She offered various massage options, and I requested just a hard massage with no oils or lotions. She proceeded to give me a very thorough and good massage -- well worth the $60.

After I turned over she brushed my penis a few times, then asked what I wanted. I told her "everything" and gave her the $120 I understood was the standard, and she left the room briefly and returned, taking off her clothes. My opinion of her improved considerably -- she had a very nice, firm body with excellent breasts -- mid-sized, nicely formed, no sag and natural looking (subsequent manual inspection confirmed this point).

She gave me an excellent and fairly lengthy covered BJ, followed by cowgirl, doggy, and missionary. She was tight and enthusiastic -- I thoroughly enjoyed the experience.

Thanks to the regulars here who provided the information I used. I guess I might have gotten away with paying less, but I was quite satisfied (in all regards).

Tonight I may go down to Mission and see what the street scene looks like -- it's been a number of years.

[QUOTE=Member #2051]Good report; thanks.

Was this CEO or Nikki's?[/QUOTE]Thanks.

It was CEO.

[QUOTE=Tortellini]Guys, I am a senior monger from Kentucky and could you please tell me the best massage parlor to visit?

Any information would be appreciated.[/QUOTE]Deliverance Massage off Tenderloin.

Hey fellas...I'll be visiting SF next month for a few days (staying near Chinatown) and was hoping to hear of a couple hotspots or anything else that could lead to some good, cheap action.

I used CL with good success last time I was there - sans the chubby Asian who's snatch smelled like a landfill - but figured I'd check in here for, hopefully, some inside info.

PMs would be appreciated. Thanks in advance!

Maybe I went at the wrong time of day or something but I found both Nikki's and CEO's to be not worth it. I went to Nikki's first since I was in the mood for a decent massage and had heard good things on this site. So I walked in the door expecting to pay a greeter but instead some woman grabbed my hand and immediately led me into what she called "room 3" where she insisted I pay $200 which I refused so then I left. I spent more time in the street putting coins in my parking meter than I did inside that place.

Then I headed to CEO's since I had heard so much about it on this site and I hoped that maybe it would make up for my bad luck at Nikki's. I had done a google search for "CEO's massage sf" and found a yelp page with the address listed as 519 Bush Street but when I arrived at that location the sign out front read "Moonlight Health Spa". I was a bit puzzled by that but went inside anyway.

The mamasan wanted.8 but I said I was there before and it was.4 so she argued and I said.6 so I eventually just gave her.8 hoping it would be everything I had heard it would be on this site. That was not the case AT ALL!

I forget the girl's name. She was attractive but wanted $$ for FS. I told her that was too much and asked how much for a BJ and she wanted 1.2 so I finally talked her down to $ but it was so not worth it.

1.8 for a poor excuse of a rubdown and a BJ that was not memorable. I won't be going back to either of these places anytime soon.

I'm curious if the other posts on this thread are phony and this is all just a scam. Or maybe Nikki's and CEO or Moonlight Spa or whatever they are called just charge more now because they get so much business from this web site.

Either way, I don't get it. What a rip off! Save your money folks. Those two places just aren't worth it, IMO.