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[QUOTE=Chubbles]Hey HW. Nice to see you got your monger shoes on again! Always nice to see an old face from the SWRB days.[/QUOTE]Thanks Chubbles. It's glad to be back in action (well, sort of...). Still haven't actually picked one up yet. Been too damn busy this week.
Decided to head out tonight and overall it was so-so. Started on Rainier and saw a couple of girls that I wasn't interested in, then somebody crashed their car so badly that the police finally just closed Rainier.
Went through Denny and saw two hot young gals getting picked up. One of the girls was a very thin brunette wearing very tight black stretch pants and good curves. She was also wearing a white coat. She looked over at me and smiled but I couldn't get around the block fast enough to get her. I saw her later walking north on Dexter with a pimp jabbering her ear off as they walked. I circled three times and couldn't get her attention while he shot me daggers. Finally I saw him give up and cross the street as she walked on. By the time I got up to where she rounded a corner by the hotel, she was gone. Anyone know her? Definitely my body-type, i'd like a piece of her time for sure.
Went over to AAA and only saw two girls working - one was China. I have to say, she has the best god damn body. I really flip for thin girls with some lower curves and very small on top. It's too bad she's bad news. Another BSW-looking girl was working near her and they occassionally talked, she was a taller, thin piece of ass in a dark mini. I didn't pick her up because it looked like she was hanging around China and I didn't want to take a chance - anyone know who she is?
Finally, I turned onto Aurora to cruise Hostess and saw that a police cruiser had been involved in an accident. It was funny, I saw too hot SWs walk out onto Aurora from Thomas and when they saw the police car I could see one of them mouth the words, "HELL NO!". I circled around and saw a shorter brunette in what looked like khaki stretch pants hanging on the corner, I pulled over and she climbed in and said her name was Amber.
Amber is about 5' 3'', C cup and probably a 34-36 inch waist. Nice face, very clean with jet black hair past her shoulders.
After checks Amber asked what I wanted and I gave her my requirements. Without missing a beat she said, "$100 bucks". After explaining to her that I NEVER cruise with $100 in my pocket I made a counter-offer and she said, "I can give you a blow job for $60". Finally she caved and asked me if I last long, I told her that if she did it right then time wouldn't be a problem. Once negotiations were over things weren't too bad, she was chatty and had a sense of humor and I was at ease. She rolled the condomn on, gave me good CBJ and then I got behind her in the passenger seat. She offered a nice view and knew how to position herself for maximum benefit. The only problem was that I'd just get a rhythm and then hit my head on the god damn roof, completely distracting me. Finally I got pissed off and gave up, everytime I hit my head i'd slip out and then start to go limp.
Amber gave me her number and told me to call her for a meeting in the near future. I just might have to do that.
I hope my old Seattle friends from the long-gone SWreviiewBoard are doing well. I know it gets really cold in Seattle during the winters, and was just wondering if you guys use synthetic oil in your monger-mobiles are just the conventional regular oil? I'm just kinda curious which is favored among northwestern mongers. I know I use synthetic down here in Missouri, and it doesn't get nearly as cold here.
[QUOTE=Rosco2]I hope my old Seattle friends from the long-gone SWreviiewBoard are doing well. I know it gets really cold in Seattle during the winters, and was just wondering if you guys use synthetic oil in your monger-mobiles are just the conventional regular oil? I'm just kinda curious which is favored among northwestern mongers. I know I use synthetic down here in Missouri, and it doesn't get nearly as cold here.[/QUOTE]
It does NOT get that cold at all in the Seattle / Puget Sound area. The average "Cold" temp. is in the low 40's high 30's. Now it does get colder at night, generally coldest in the early morning (after bar close time; 2 AM). None-the-less, it rarely gets below freezing more than 30-40 days out of the year; usually Jan-Mar are the coldest months. For the mongers, and even more so the providers it is the cold drizzel-rain that comes down constantly for hours, sometimes days that can impact upon the street scene. So I just use regular oil in my monger mobile. Out in the "Great Pacific North WET" I would only pay the premium for synthetic oil if I had an expensive vehicle that made such an investment worth while.
I do not think I would consider using synthetic oil even if I parked my monger mobile out in the open, as oposed to in a garage or carport. Why put a "gilded saddle on a broken mule"? I can not imagine why a monger would be using a car with a high performance engine, or any other expensive vehicle to go mongering in. As for reliability, there are many more important factors affecting the reliability of the average "monger mobile".
Most mogers who post here are quite frugal, even, dare I say, CHEAP! For the difference in what they would pay for synthetic oil they can obtain a CBJ. Lets face it a practical "monger mobile" can be obtained for $200 to $2,000. From observing many of my fellow mongers' vehicles, I doubt they perform (or pay to have preformed) much maintenance at all!
I do prudent, but limited maintenance on my monger mobile, still IMHO I spend $ = to replacement cost every 6 months or so. Maintenance IS very important on a monger mobile, not just to keep it running, but to minimize the chances of having an unneeded contact with LEO. Most important is to have ALL of your lights working (headlights, taillights, turn signals, Licence Plate lights), Check them Before heading out to cruise a track! It only takes a moment. Near equally Important is to make sure you have current Tabs on your monger mobile. Those 2 things, and not driving like an idiot will go a looooong way to avoiding any unneccesary contacts with LEO!
Wiper Blades (windshield wipers) are very helpful up here with all the rain we get. It is a safety measure in more than one way. Clean windows can help you spot lurking LEO, pimps, or other people you don't want to meet. It can also help you avoid providers you Don't want to pick up.
A garbage bag is not just a good idea, its the Law, seriously, check the RCW. You want one anyway to have a place to put condoms, wrapers, napkins, and any other such things. You don't want a provider to throw these things on the floor of your car, or the ground outside your monger mobile either. Littering could result in contact with Leo, even in the likely case it does not, it will ruin a good place to park with a provider for a car date.
You want a generally clean car so you can easily check it after mongering, do you want someone else to find Evidence of your mongering? Some providers may leave you "little presents" too, such as drug residue or crack pipes or such. ASAP after a "date" clean out, or at least check your vehicle. I recomend a gas station, car wash, or possibly a fast food joint, but probably not on the "strip". If you are squeemish some disposable medical gloves kept in the trunk might be an idea, for picking up things you'd rather not touch.
Speaking of appearences the "ideal monger mobile" is a non-descript car. If you plan on doing car dates it should also be roomy enough to conduct business. (see a previous post where a monger kept bumping his head, and I think mentioned never got his nut.) Idealy it is not some color, or paint scheme that will catch the eye. It is probably a good idea not to have any distictive bumper stickers or other markings either.
I have more thoughts on "Monger Mobiles" if anyone is interested.
It probably gets much colder in Missouri. In an average winter we might get 3 days of wet snow. It gets colder as the sky clears and we might get a dozen nights that get as cold as 25-30 degrees with the ocaisional teen once in a while. Average January temps are highs 42 and low 34. Although in 1950, it did get down to zero, and people were ice skating (and even driving) on Green Lake.
I grew up on the northern Great Lakes, so winters for me now in the Pac NW are absolutely nothing. I don't think i've worn a "winter" coat in my 8 years out here and I definitely have had no reason to invest in an ice-scraper or snow shovel.
Having said that, I do use synthetic oil in the winter in my vehicle. It's just old habit and you'll be fine with either choice out here.
Speaking of not wanting to pick someone up.
Sunday night around 8:30pm, saw a cute young HSW (not Carmen, much younger). She was tweaking, but she had a very cute face which surprised me, so I took a good look at her. The stare though gave her away. The "no way are you getting good service from me, I'm going to rob you" stare.
Did another pass just to get another look and she tried to wave me down. Then I discovered her two pimps across the street who whistled loudly for two blocks in case I missed her waving. Tip to you pimps out there. I saw her signal, and I chose not to stop.
Slim pickings the rest of the downtown strolls. Almost picked up a cute drunk civilian but she chickened out at the last minute. Shannon was in a mini skirt in the AAA area pretending she was a hottie on the Friday night carnival. Hostess, Denny Park, Hurricane, and Cap. Hill all deserted.
BTW for all you Ashlee fans. I talked to her last night, and she is getting back in town on Wednesday.
[QUOTE=Enigma] Shannon was in a mini skirt in the AAA area pretending she was a hottie on the Friday night carnival. Hostess, Denny Park, Hurricane, and Cap. Hill all deserted.[/QUOTE]Platnium blonde Shannon? I think she feel asleep on my rod once. Either that or she was going for the slowest BJ ever attempted.
[QUOTE=Enigma] BTW for all you Ashlee fans. I talked to her last night, and she is getting back in town on Wednesday.[/QUOTE]Rock on!
I picked up a cute WSW walking north across from that purple/yellow burger place around 145th. She was very skinny, maybe 90lbs, 5'3, dark hair up in a bun. She had a black jacket and tight pants with a tramp stamp.
Since it was raining I offered to give the poor thing a ride. She gets in and I'm starting to think felony with hooks on it, so I asked her if she was old enough to be out past dark. She tells me she's 18 and has her ID right here and starts to dig around in her jacket for it. I'm thinking, hell, if she ID she's about to get f......
About then she says "oh maybe not" and showed me a hotel keycard. I tell her the ride is over and start to pull over, then she asks me to take her south to McDonalds. I told her there's no McDonalds south of here and she starts getting ghetto and pointing south--just take me down here for something. At this point I have a good feeling something is up and just want her out.
I tell her I'll give her 5 dollars and drop her off up the street so she can go find McDonalds and get something to eat herself. Then she starts giving me grief and complaining, so I immediately pulled over and kicked her out with 0.
This shit is getting old. The majority I've picked up in the last 12 months have no ID.
Did a lap or two down south the other night and saw lots of BSW, then out of the corner of my eye I spied a WSW. I watched her as she was walking a little fast for a SW and went into a fast food joint. When she came back out too soon for food or a crap, so I rolled up on her. She balked and walked the other way. I looped around and got into one of my favorite spy locations and waited for her. When she walked by I gave her the quickie wave. She jumped in and away we went. Later I found out she was nervous as she was not a regular SW (that made total sense), then when she told me she just had back surgery. I was like. Oh shit. World’s worst BJ coming up. I was wrong. She got herself up off the seat with that little butt up in the air, so she did not have to bend her neck at all. Work on the knob was a little slower than normal, but not bad. Plus I had great access to her ass the whole time. Stats: 5.3, B's, long brown hair, total spinner, about 30 yr old (maybe a year or 2 younger). Said she lives in burien and walks when she needs rent money.
No digits, so mr 401khobbiest. You don't need to PM me, ok? Not that I would give them to you anyway.
I've offically moved to Seattle few months ago and I've been slowly getting back into the game last few weeks. I've been doing my homework on Seattle and been hittin' the street whenever I can. Either I'm missing something or it's [b]slow[/b] out there.
Anyway, I did come across a WSW named Lisa somewhere around 90s up north. A spinner type body and with a nice, small butt, but flat chested. Gave me a sloppy, wet covered bj. My kind of bj, I mean really [i]sloppy[/i]. Only annoying thing about her was her phone was constantly ringing. Says that her boyfriend was the jealous type and wanted to keep tabs on her at all times. Must had some acting lessons becuase it was almost believable.
Told me it was her last night walking before she starts her real job next week and leave the streets behind. I wished her luck but ask for her number just in case she is short on rent someday. No luck on the number.
[QUOTE=I Hobby]I've offically moved to Seattle few months ago and I've been slowly getting back into the game last few weeks. I've been doing my homework on Seattle and been hittin' the street whenever I can. Either I'm missing something or it's [b]slow[/b] out there.
Anyway, I did come across a WSW named Lisa somewhere around 90s up north. A spinner type body and with a nice, small butt, but flat chested. Gave me a sloppy, wet covered bj. My kind of bj, I mean really [i]sloppy[/i]. Only annoying thing about her was her phone was constantly ringing. Says that her boyfriend was the jealous type and wanted to keep tabs on her at all times. Must had some acting lessons becuase it was almost believable.
Told me it was her last night walking before she starts her real job next week and leave the streets behind. I wished her luck but ask for her number just in case she is short on rent someday. No luck on the number.[/QUOTE]
WOOOO!!!! I Hobby got some!!
You'll have to come down to the Hostess stroll on Friday or Saturday night sometime after 10pm and you will see available tail. Cruise Dexter up to Denny, turn right and then get on Aurora up to Mercer to make another loop. I've had happy times around there lately.
I'm heading out now, hopefully i'll have a report of my own.
Lucked out this evening as I checked out DT. Headed South on Dexter next to the hotel and I spot a blond spinner with tight jeans showing off a fine ass. Make a couple twists and turns and scoop up this little sweetie. 19, tough talking but fine as new ginger wine.
Naveh she says, what are we doing? I said every thing so she shows me the goods and I 'm in. Tells me it a hundred min. I say what's that cover she says she has a talented mouth and has been told she could charge $500 for that alone. I tell her ain't no way and she backs right off to $100. I ask about BBBJ and she looks shocked which prompts me to make the drop off turn. She relents and says for another $100 she suck and fuck BB.
Ok says me but I only got $100 and need her services for that or.... OK she says and away we go.
Get to the spot, jump in the back and she's naked so quick I didn't even notice she was naked a first. The money she says, OK, I give it to her and she gloms onto my fast swelling member and gets to work. Not bad but I have to slow her down telling her speed is needed at the end not the begining.
So I'm about to take the back of her head off and call time. Time to fuck. She's all primed , ready for the hot meat injection and I get ready to mount up and have the good sense to grab for a cover, much to her dismay, and proceed to pound the shit out of her wilst she reachs around and fondles the boys the was I like it.
She blows her mind, squirming all around finally calming herself, panting. She wants my seed so I offer it up and she greedily tears off the cover and gives big Ed hell. She gets her wish.
Holy shit! 19, fine, pretty and hot after it off the street. Even a blind pig finds the occassional acorm
Took her to the Hurricane and dropped her off. She reprogramed my phone and added her Number to my book. Says I can call anytime. wishes me a good night and bounces away.
I look for the oxygen tank and drag my ass home to write this. Now I can die as I have discharged my duty. Farewell all............
Nice report John!
Picked up Carmen yesterday morning and had the usual. 6 half and half. Been having trouble catching up with her but by chance saw her in DP. Her BBBJ is my favorite next to maybe Special. And never any drama. She's out mostly early morning and sometimes late at night. Next LE in the morning I guess.
Also in case anyone's wondering where some of the girls have gone. "Skinny" Allison, Amanda, Carolyn, Alisha, and Tanisha aren't on the streets much any more. They're still in the biz but by phone only. Allison is staying up north as she is SOAPed in Seattle.
Saw "Hurricane" Allison a few weeks ago but not since.